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  • #21
    Originally posted by caradino View Post
    Linny, sidesaddle is great fun! i did it once and fell in love, and the idea really getting into it has always lurked in the back of my mind.

    other than that, i want to show fancy shmancy hunter ponies. but i am too old.
    Sidesaddle IS fun. I used to do it with my Arab. I'd like to do it in a hunter ring someday - that would shock them!
    A proud friend of bar.ka.

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    • #22
      Originally posted by Vesper Sparrow View Post
      I've got two fantasies. One is a really good and bombproof trail horse (don't care about the breed), who I could put in a trailer and take up north to the camp for the weekend. Something smallish with comfortable gaits. He or she would be fine alone in a portable corral and would be happy on all the steep, rocky trails that I love to hike on now. I can't see either of my TBs being OK with this.

      The other is foxhunting. That one I'm working up to.
      You could borrow my POA for your trail riding fantasy
      MnToBe Twinkle Star: "Twinkie"
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      • #23
        Originally posted by JustABay View Post
        To be one of those tall, slim, leggy dressage riders floating effortlessly around the ring, looking fabulous in ubertall boots and immaculate breeches, with a nice tucked in designer shirt, shades, and a ball cap, on an gleaming horse with tons of chrome and snowy white polos and pads. I am tall, but my legs, well, they never got the skinny memo, and when I ride no matter what time of year I sweat like a pig. so I am always red faced and dirty during and after my rides, and none of my whites ever stay white they're always a dingy, arena dirt beige.
        I'm going to add your fantasy to my Lotto one!

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        • #24
          Originally posted by cowgirljenn View Post
          Anyone can learn to ride sidesaddle - you really can!

          I want a saddleseat horse - a five-gaited ASB or an english pleasure Arabian. I know those things are possible - but just not on what I make running a rescue and freelance writing!
          Umm - guess what?? Chastain - my American Saddlebred that I am learning to ride side saddle on...is 5 gaited!!!!!! Oh yes - one more thing...he was a rescue too!

          Learning to ride aside IS my fantasy and it was my New Year's resolution this year. Don't every give up on your dreams!
          Julie
          www.equusvilla.blogspot.com
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          www.miniaturecheviot.blogspot.com

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          • #25
            I secretly wish I were a real ranch hand, working off the back of a horse every day (I ride hunters, and I'm a rerider mom of 3)

            I wish I could ride fancy little hunter ponies, they are so cute (I'm 5'9", not in my future).

            I wish that I could have a huge barn and an indoor and teach and train...maybe someday...

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            • #26
              I want to go to Texas and have Bluey teach me how to ride Western without clutching the face and learn to move the horse with my leg and seat.
              Proud member of People Who Hate to Kill Wildlife clique

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              • #27
                Originally posted by Huntertwo View Post
                You could borrow my POA for your trail riding fantasy
                OK, maybe we should trade horses--I'll take your POA up into Canadian Shield country (does he/she do blackflies?) and you can borrow my been-there-done-it-all-and-dying-to-do-it-again 24 year ex-Training level horse who would LOFF to take you cross country...

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                • #28
                  To fly my fences in the master's pocket, mounted on the requisite talldarkandhandsome TB (or at least a WB).

                  But srsly? If the little paint horse and I can bring up the rear of the hilltoppers, we'll be deliriously happy.
                  I'm not ignoring the rules. I'm interpreting the rules. Tamal, The Great British Baking Show

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                  • #29
                    1. To foxhunt. That is a reachable goal.
                    2. To ride a good cutting horse. Prob a pally that I DON'T have to keep clean.
                    3. To be a pony jock. I'm 5'2 (and AARP age) but that could come true!

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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by Foxtrot's View Post
                      I want to go to Texas and have Bluey teach me how to ride Western without clutching the face and learn to move the horse with my leg and seat.
                      You can do that right where you are, really.
                      Find you a good reining trainer and that will give you a good start.

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                      • #31
                        To play high goal polo. I'm fairly confident that that will remain a fantasy for the rest of my life.

                        Also, to finally go hunting. That one's doable!
                        CRAYOLA POSSE - Olive Green
                        Champions aren't born. They are built little by little, day by day, with patience and love for the art. -Nick Skelton

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                        • #32
                          To be in a parade with my horse, and waving to all of my family and friends

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                          • #33
                            I'd like to tear up the pony jumpers at Devon one day. However, since I'm 6', I'd probably knock the rails down with my legs!
                            I love my Econo-Nag!

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                            • #34
                              Originally posted by equusvilla View Post
                              Umm - guess what?? Chastain - my American Saddlebred that I am learning to ride side saddle on...is 5 gaited!!!!!! Oh yes - one more thing...he was a rescue too!
                              Umm. I might hate you. *grin* (Just kidding). I can't wait to see him going sidesaddle - I wonder what it would be like to rack & slow gait aside?

                              Ok, ok, I thought of more fantasies I have. None are likely to come true, but ...

                              1) To train my little gray Arab in dressage (with lessons) and show at Arab Sport Horse Nationals. And bring home some kind of award (a top 10 will do!)
                              2) To foxhunt
                              3) To ride a great cutting horse
                              4) To get my Arab/QH mare trained in reining (what she was bred for) and go compete
                              5) To try cow sorting
                              6) Go on a riding vacation in Ireland or England - one where you ride from castle to castle
                              7) Get a saddleseat horse

                              Are those too many dreams?
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                              • #35
                                My teacher does demo quadrilles and drill teams with his Lusitanos and full time boarders/lesson students. The do things like Spanish Walk/Trot, the P's, tempis, etc. Sometimes in full traditional &/or ornamentation Portuguese dress, sometimes in tophat, tails and tall boots.

                                I'm an occasional (but longer lasting/predating most of them) student, on a little pinto Ayerab.

                                My fantasy is to bring up the rear of a quadrille or demo. We'd follow along in formation, but then 'catch up' across a diagonal at a huge, booming, extended, lifted off trot... Or come across doing tempis...

                                I can just see 4 or 6 lovely, stately greys, then my little sparkly pinto guy playing it up.

                                Call it the comic relief.

                                It's actually half fantasy and half goal. We've got the extension... working on the piaffe... the changes yet to come.

                                I actually *have* a purple lined shad hanging in the tack/guest room
                                InnisFailte Pinto Sporthorses & Coloured Cobs
                                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                                Bits are like cats, what's one more? (Petstorejunkie)

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                                • #36
                                  I'd like to gallop fearlessly over an Olympic cross country course.

                                  In reality, I can't even watch it on tv without covering my eyes and peeing on myself.

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                                  • #37
                                    I would always wear my helmet, but otherwise, I'm in this dream camp.

                                    Originally posted by JustABay View Post
                                    To be one of those tall, slim, leggy dressage riders floating effortlessly around the ring, looking fabulous in ubertall boots and immaculate breeches, with a nice tucked in designer shirt, shades, and a ball cap, on an gleaming horse with tons of chrome and snowy white polos and pads. I am tall, but my legs, well, they never got the skinny memo, and when I ride no matter what time of year I sweat like a pig. so I am always red faced and dirty during and after my rides, and none of my whites ever stay white they're always a dingy, arena dirt beige.
                                    Chronicles of the $700 Pony
                                    The Further Adventures of the $700 Pony
                                    www.blithetraveler.com <-- My Blog

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                                    • #38
                                      I have a couple

                                      1) Tevis Cup
                                      2) Be in a field Hunt
                                      3) Ride in the Rose Bowl Parade

                                      I have a better chance of being struck by lightning and winning the lotto on the same day!!

                                      KH
                                      Strange how much you've got to know Before you know how little you know. Anonymous

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                                      • #39
                                        Originally posted by cowgirljenn View Post
                                        I wonder what it would be like to rack & slow gait aside?
                                        Good luck with THAT I b'lieve that would be why most ladies horses were "walk-trots"!

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                                        • #40
                                          My dream is to fox hunt. I'm working on making that dream a reality sometime this fall.
                                          *friend of bar.ka

                                          "Evidently, I am an unrepentant b*tch, possible trouble maker, and all around super villian"

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