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    #81
    Earth2? - I conceed the point. Not only is the Rappahanock River the dividing line of Occupied Virginia to the south, so too is the Shenandoah River to the west. I WAS being harsh. I was influenced by a VA lobbyist I used to work for, who also referred to Richmond as the Holy City.

    I have heard and used the term "Bless her heart!" all my life. Not only is it used to dis some poor unfortunate soul not present to defend themselves, the term "Bless your heart!" is used to denote polite disagreement with the speaker; as in "I do not believe for one instant that your dog pulled Bobby Earl from the baler and performed mouth to mouth until the VFD arrived!"
    "No matter how cynical I get its just not enough to keep up." Lily Tomlin

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    • #82
      While I'm no great fan of the south, for climatic reasons, many places in the south do have this wonderful little codicil on their books.

      It means that near unto every place (Except Wal-Mart, it seems, who manage to get around all kinds of laws), are closed on Sundays. Things don't stay open until midnight; they close at 5 p.m.. No such thing as the Grave Yard Shift. It means, folks, that you can have a life and your employer can't mess it up. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

      Now some of the bigger cities such as Atlanta don't have Blue Laws, but some of the smaller towns still do.

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      • #83
        Especially the Waffle house, which by the way is the worst place I have eaten sober.

        I can add a couple to the list too:

        If you come to a four way stop, it is not who gets there first but WHO's truck is bigger that gets to go first.

        Mamme is not a nasty word, it is a sign of respect.

        No that drive through is not a Macdonald's, it is the liquor store.

        Gosh, I miss being south. I had a lot of fun.

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        • #84
          ***NOTHING in Charleston opens up before 10am. We hicks from Florida went outside at 8am the first day, and NO ONE was on the road or the sidewalks!

          ***EVERYTHING in Charleston closes at 5, the people disappear, and the streets are deserted. At 7pm everyone re-appears and businesses re-open.

          Charleston is MUCH dressier than Florida. And the service in these restaurants is MUCH MUCH better. I wore a very dressy silk pantsuit to dinner the first night and was the worst dressed person there.

          There might be 57 people behind you in the shop, but if the cashier wants to find "just the right box" for your purchase, she'll keep looking until she finds it. No one will say a word.


          It is not unusual to see well-dressed couples walking to dinner in Charleston - him in his suit, her in her dress - and both of them in hats.

          In Charleston they bring you breakfast in your room. You are served by a maid in a Real Maid's Outfit who addresses you as "Ma'am" and does not speak unless spoken to. It was very weird.

          Charleston has the best ghost tours!

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          • #85
            Where did you stay in Charleston? I'd like to go with my husband before I start teaching again in August for a long weekend.



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            • #86
              Florida is the only state that considers the flip-flop a suitable shoe to wear out to a nice dinner.

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              • #87
                Cashmere, nope, Texans do, too. I even have my flip flops sorted into groups- Everyday ones (the ones that are literally worn every day, even in the winter with a big coat), and my Nice Ones...ones that can be worn with a skirt, or dress, or nicer pants. I live in flip flops, I have the biggest flip flop tan line on my feet.

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                • #88
                  It is also important to note that as a motorist you engage in the appropriate wave to other motorists when in the South. This depends on the size of your truck and to whom you are directing your wave. Waving while driving a car is of little import - every body does it and there doesn't seem to be any "rule" of thumb.

                  If you are not in a real truck - anything less than a F-150 or anything foreign - you aren't required to wave. Unless of course you are the vet. We all know how expensive it is using up all that gas drivin' from place to place and understand why it is you are relegated to driving that rice burner.

                  If you are driving a Chevy 1500, F-150, etc. that is tricked out with lots of chrome and tint, you aren't required to wave and it's probably best that you don't wave to certain individuals - for instance, those boys driving "real trucks" (the kind that we use to help our neighbors move the trailer to its new lot near the deep water dock at the lake). If you are driving an old, unwashed, light duty truck with a dent or two or with the bed loaded full of crap, or a heavy duty truck you can wave to anyone you want but there are some waves that are more suitable than others depending on the situation.

                  To persons driving farm trucks, especially those pulling a flat bed trailer of tobacco or hay,etc - you can give the Pointing Finger Wave and Nod. This is the simplest of waves and the most infrequently used as there just aren't that many farmer types around anymore. All you do is nod and lift the pointing finger of whichever hand is resting on the steering wheel. The most advanced method is to do this while holding your can of Mountain Dew with the hand you are also steering with; the other hand is attached to the arm that is casually resting over the back of the bench seat in your own truck.

                  The 4 Finger Wave is employed when there is some question as to the validity of the other driver's claim that he is a farmer. If you are new to town or your truck doesn't meet the prerequisite conditions as stated above, you will most always receive the 4 Finger Wave or even the 5 Finger Wave with the Off Hand. Given time and the accumulation of crap in the bed of your truck, you can hope to reach the Pointing Finger Wave & Nod status. But don't try to buy your way into this elite group. The purchase of a fancy new F-350 crew cab, regardless of the amount of crap you tote around in the back, will only cause tongues to wag about why you didn't really need that much truck since you only have 7 acres and don't even own a real tractor.

                  Tractors are another story entirely and a subject of no concern to city folk in the South. They don't engage in tractor talk, in fact the closest they get to tractor talk is to exchange stories about their lawn boys or gardeners.

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                  • #89
                    vineyridge -- My wife Miss born-and-raised-in-Georgia previously has informed me that when trying to be polite in the company of Yankees the conflict can be referred to as "the recent unpleasantness between the States" but otherwise is best known as "The War of Northern Aggression."

                    ahf -- I agree with your qualification of my previous geographic assertions. BTW, having spend some time myself around the VA General Assembly, I can definitely confirm that Richmond is well-known as "The Holy City."

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                    • #90
                      Another favorite of mine is the comparason to a "mud fence".

                      It is used in two ways:

                      It is used to describe a person as "uglier than a mud fence".

                      or

                      It is used to describe a person as "dumber than a mud fence".

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                      • #91
                        Might I add:

                        Open Horse Shows - English = anything ridden in a saddle without a horn, therefore Jon Bennet Ramsey lookalikes on 3 gaited saddlehorses will show with drab-sparrow-dressed-in-navy hunters on plain Jane bays. The saddleseat rider wins everytime `cause she looks so purty up there.

                        Pockets of Occupation - every southern state has them. In NC, it's more or less the Raleigh Durham area with Cary having the largest non-native population. Cary of course stands for Containment Area for Relocated Yankees.

                        Parking Lots of Northern Aggression - any parking lot that hosts any upscale store, for instance, the parking lot by Chapel Hill's upscale food purveyor A Southern Seasons. Dangerous for all foot traffic since heaven knows it's so hard to find a decent pinot noir down here.

                        Sub Carolina - North Carolina's nickname for South Carolina. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

                        Accent Snobbery - those with soft, cultured accents look down upon those of us with the mountain twang. Case in point, Alabama coworker who told me he can't stand to hear anyone from western NC speak, their accent is so harsh. Just count me as a twanger, like Ernest T. Bass, I talks through my nose so's I can eat at the same time.

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                        • #92
                          Advice to Northerners Moving South...

                          Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed on how to use it shortly...

                          If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba" -- You have a 75% chance of being right.

                          Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean Southerners can. Stay home the two days of the year it snows.

                          If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four-wheel drive pick-up with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them -- Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.

                          Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store.

                          Whatever you do, make sure that you don't buy food at the movie store!

                          You can ask a Southerner for directions, but unless you already know the positions of key hills, trees and rocks, you're better off trying to find it yourself.

                          Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.

                          In southern churches you will hear the hymn, "All Glory, Laud and Honor". You will also here expressions such as, "Laud, have Mercy", "Good Laud", and "Laudy, Laudy, Laudy".

                          Get used to hearing, "You ain't from around here, are you?"

                          In an effort to match their speech pattern, Southerners also walk slower.

                          Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone. They don't understand you either.

                          The first Southern expression to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "Big ol'", as in "big ol' truck" or "big ol' boy". Most Northerners begin their new southern influenced dialect with this expression.

                          The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.

                          As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55-mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember all southern folks learned to drive on a John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for that vehicle.

                          If attending a funeral in the South, remember we stay until the last shovel of dirt is thrown on, the tent is torn down and the empties are picked up.

                          If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" stay out of his way. These are likely the last words either that he will ever say or, worse still, that you will ever hear!

                          Most Southerners do not use turn signals, and they ignore those who do. In fact, if you see a signal blinking on a car with a southern license plate, you may rest assured that it was on when the car was purchased.

                          If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating.

                          The winter wardrobe you always brought out in September can wait until December.

                          If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the most minuscule accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It does not matter if you need anything from the store, it is just something you're supposed to do.

                          Satellite dishes are very popular in the South. When you purchase one, it is to be positioned directly in front of your house. This is logical bearing in mind that the dish cost considerably more than the house and should, therefore, be prominently displayed.

                          In the South, tornadoes and divorces have a lot in common. In either case, you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

                          Florida is not considered a southern state since there are far more Yankees than Southerners living there.

                          Be advised that in the South: "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.

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                          [This message was edited by Everythingbutwings on Jul. 08, 2002 at 11:01 AM.]
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                          • #93
                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> quote:
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                            Originally posted by Peggy:
                            Does this mean that the Waffle House is the Starbucks of the South?
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                            Scattered, smothered and covered, babay!
                            Waffle House is a true Southern icon~ if your digestive system ever needs a good cleaning out~ mosey on in to your nearest bright yellow Waffle House and order a huge breakfast special. It's guaranteed to cure what ails ya! SUZ
                            <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                            so true. My friend, Findley, is soooo proud of where he lives in Montgomery. If you stand right at his exit off of whatever interstate that you take from Montgomery towards Auburn/Atlanta, you can see 3 Waffle Houses. It truly is the Starbucks of the South, as I can see 3 Starbucks from my block of Wisconsin Ave in DC.

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                            • #94
                              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> When you're driving down the road in your pickup truck, expect to wave at folks. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                              But if you're out in the country, know that you only need to wave with one or two fingers. No need to lift your entire hand off the steering wheel of your truck or John Deere.

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                              • #95
                                I miss Taco Cabana and Sonic.

                                I liked Texas. My HS 15 year reunion is this year, a classmate who lives near is going, but I'm skipping this one.

                                Should have gone to get some fajitas and salsa from Taco Cabana...with the tortillas.

                                Since we have a Rio Grande (Uncle Julio's) in Northern VA now, I can get by, at least they make their own torts.

                                Mel

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                                • #96
                                  My daughter is looking at the College of Charleston. Thought it might be a shock for her but the previous description sounds like she just might fit in [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] Now, is it acceptable for a PA girl to aspire to be a southern belle ( FYI, she loves her truck if that's an added benefit) or should she just look for a nice north of the M/D line school???

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                                  • #97
                                    Well, I can see that I have insulted our intern from Georgia over and over and over again.....especially when that whole Supreme Court "Under God" Decision was all in the news.

                                    For Maryland, I think the areas around & north of Balto are not southern, but Southern PG county, St. Mary's Calver...YEEHAW!

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                                    • #98
                                      OK, you guys got a chance to play while all the moderators were busy over the holiday weekend... but this thread needs to GET HORSE-RELATED or it will be closed. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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                                      • #99
                                        Awwww Erin, we're havin' fun here!!

                                        How about this...you build your barn differently in the South vs north.
                                        This time I built for coolness in summer as opposed to warmth in winter. In winter the girls are DRY and wear toasty blankets!!

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                                        • If you live where there are only three days in the year that the temperature goes below twenty five, you don't need to buy a turnout blanket that has over 300g of insulation. The mediumweight blanket will do even a thin skinned, short haired TB just fine. In fact, you may never need anything heavier than a Baker Blanket and a turnout sheet.
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