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  • Hey, no one is too old to give or get!
    But as far as piggyback rides go, I preserve my back for carrying Paddy around, so that is why I am opting for the cart! Besides, I'll bet Matt will have his flask with something tasty to share! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
    One thing you can give and still keep is your word.

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    • Just for the record, "dreadful little creature" is a term of endearment. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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      • Betting that Matt wouldn't have a flask (or some such) is a sucker bet. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

        Ok... so if "dreadful little creature" is a term of endearment, what do I call those little 2-legged very loud and noisy monsters at my barn?!? I've been muttering "dreadful little creature"... they must have heard me and they come a'runnin! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] Help! Before it's too late!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

        ************
        YEA RED WINGS!!! 2002 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!! HOCKEYTOWN FOREVER!!

        If Dressage is a Symphony... Eventing is Rock & Roll!

        Survivor thoughts -- Thailand here we come. BTW PICK ME FOR S6!!
        ************
        "Of course it's hard. It's supposed to be hard. It's the Hard that makes it great."

        "Get up... Get out... Get Drunk. Repeat as needed." -- Spike

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        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by suzy:
          Just for the record, "dreadful little creature" is a term of endearment. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

          I feel much better now [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]. Hmm, I must not be a DQ yet if I still have feelings... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

          The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

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          • Suzy,
            Thanks for reminding about the last time I was at the Cape. I was wandering around out in front of Hanger L when I realized that the "drain pipe" I was walking toward was really a 'gator. Leaving, what a good idea! At least at Edwards you only have to worry about rattle snakes and scorpions and really pissed rats back from space. Then again, at least all of those creatures are relatively harmless compared to the M-16 toting ones I always seem to have run-ins with everytime I show up. Note to self, NEVER run a stop sign on a military base, always make sure your badge is visible, don't get snide and always explain why you have a trunk full of medical supplies nicely. I think our research group may hold the record for getting the boot from Kennedy and Edwards in a single Shuttle mission.
            Maybe that is why I'm still single, I have problems with authority. ;-)

            Reed

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            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Maybe that is why I'm still single, I problems with authority.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
              Now THAT is funny and I can't wait to hear the responses [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
              One thing you can give and still keep is your word.

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              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sister:
                [QUOTE]Originally posted by suzy:
                Hmm, I must not be a DQ yet if I still have feelings... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

                <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                Very true, but spend enough time with Velvet and you, too, will forget that you ever had a heart. LOL Oh wait, you have to become a lawyer for that. Hang out with rileyt instead. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                Is there any person or faction I haven't slammed in this thread? I certainly hope not. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by suzy:
                  Is there any person or faction I haven't slammed in this thread? I certainly hope not. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                  Er... Me, actually. And I did post to this, ages ago, back when it was still only about 2 pages long. hehehe

                  Are you losing your edge? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]


                  On another note, if by some miracle it dries up GREATLY in the next 2 hours, I have a date tonight. (and regardless of muckiness, It won't be postponed past tomorrow!) It's with..um.. well.. his name is Chance. And he's absolutely gorgeous. And he's...uh... rather laterally-inclined. Yea... ok, I'm a loser [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                  BC

                  *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
                  Lindsay & Chance
                  "Success is relative to how well you stay
                  on the horse."
                  ^^^^Proud member of the DCSC!^^^^
                  &*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
                  *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
                  "Show me the back of a thoroughbred horse, and I will show you my wings."
                  &*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&

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                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
                    Is there any person or faction I haven't slammed in this thread? I certainly hope not. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                    Nor me. And I have posted several times. However I have avoided any direct encounters with a DQ

                    Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute

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                    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoldChance:
                      if by some miracle it dries up GREATLY in the next 2 hours, I have a date tonight

                      <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      I was going to ask what "it" was that needed to dry up before you could go on a date, before you clarified...

                      BoldChance does not have any social diseases, contrary to what you may think!

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                        Sorry, I've been away and just look at what suzy has done to this thread!

                        Sister, your DQ-in-training status might have to be revoked. I didn't see you ripping the frying pan out of suzy's permanently claw shaped fingers and giving her a resounding "thwack!"

                        Reed, tell me, do you ever get to the wind tunnels? One of my friends has told me how booked they are for time, but also how much fun you can have if you're there in the middle of the night. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] (Don't they send bees up anymore? Or is it just that they have learned to float and aren't pissed off when they land? From what I've heard, after a few days of recycled air that smells like a garbage scow, everyone getting off should be pissed--and I mean the alcohol induced form--to survive.)

                        Oh, and about your problem with authority...I have that too. Why do you think I annoy suzy so much, as well as Louise and especially Erin? (Oops, I never should have said that to Erin. Now she won't get bent anymore when we have disagreements and will stop threatening to kill my threads. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] )

                        It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                        "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                        • Velvet... stating you (or any DQ for that matter) have a problem with authority is pretty much stating the obvious. Although I do see what you're doing... first stalking... now expounding upon how much you have in common... girl, try to be a bit more subtle, k? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

                          ************
                          YEA RED WINGS!!! 2002 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!! HOCKEYTOWN FOREVER!!

                          If Dressage is a Symphony... Eventing is Rock & Roll!

                          Survivor thoughts -- Thailand here we come. BTW PICK ME FOR S6!!
                          ************
                          "Of course it's hard. It's supposed to be hard. It's the Hard that makes it great."

                          "Get up... Get out... Get Drunk. Repeat as needed." -- Spike

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                          • I just got off the phone with one of my donors from Mississippi and she wants to set me up with her son who's working for a congressman up here. She described him as "tall, handsome, with sparkly blue eyes." she is serious about this. i have never been randomly set up, i prefer to meet them on my own. Should I go for it though? We have all these weird family connections (I have family in MS and everyone there knows each other). Let's just hope I'm not related to him [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

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                            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HeyYouNags:
                              _BoldChance does not have any social diseases, contrary to what you may think!_<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                              Well... Actually.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                              I do have a social disease. It's called anti-sociality. I believe it's present in all medical books, the 3rd page AFTER the last page.

                              Most common symptoms are the following actions and speech pattern:

                              *cough* *stutter* Um... Um.. *Splutter* Well, Uh...I... Well.. I...while looking very confused, shy, uncomfortable, and..well, did i mention confused?.. I.... announce triumphantly and grin idiotically I have a horse! *continue to grin idiotically cough cough repeat* ("I have a horse!" can be substituted, through the next round of stammering and coughing and stuttering and unease to be "His name is _______"!

                              And, of course, everything is magnified about two hundred thousand times when confronted by a member of the opposite gender. Most often, mouth is firmly glued closed until triumphant " I have a horse!" exlamation.

                              Indeed. Tis why I aspire in dressage. A DQ (should I ever achieve that status) need not speak to any, save her groom, who is so beneath her station that such above conversations will not happen.

                              [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                              BC

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                              Lindsay & Chance
                              "Success is relative to how well you stay
                              on the horse."
                              ^^^^Proud member of the DCSC!^^^^
                              &*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
                              *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
                              "Show me the back of a thoroughbred horse, and I will show you my wings."
                              &*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&

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                              • Original Poster

                                Hey, I already have a date with the guy!!! You're still just jealous, tle. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

                                But you are right about the DQ authority issue. *gag* *cough* *sputter* Sheesh, admitting that you said something right is really not a fun experience. I don't think I'll be doing it again any time soon. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                                "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>

                                  Sister, your DQ-in-training status might have to be revoked. I didn't see you ripping the frying pan out of suzy's permanently claw shaped fingers and giving her a resounding "thwack!"
                                  <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                  Velvet, that might involve breaking a nail; besides, I don't lift a finger except to induce blindness from the brilliance of my 3 carat diamond, D in color, flawless in clarity, and ideal in cut. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                                  Really, the plan is to dupe suzy into thinking that I'm an endearing dreadful little creature [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img], and then deliver the "thwack" when it's least expected! Muahahahahahahaha!

                                  The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

                                  [This message was edited by Sister on Aug. 01, 2002 at 04:36 PM.]

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                                  • Sister,

                                    When you feel it's time to deliver said thwack, you are more than welcomed to borrow my frying pan (which has been retired for years but may be brought back, is twice the size of Suzy's and delivers a much more efficient thwack. It's also sat in the manure pile for the pre-requisite amount of time, though the handle is squeaky clean for lifting without getting dirt under perfect nails).

                                    What are the requirements to be a DQ-in-training?

                                    I could even steal Hans away from Suzy for whoever wants him. I've no interest in him as he's far too "Hans" for me - at least until the doctors find a cure for the aforementioned symptoms of anti-socialness.

                                    BC, who is probably lacking a lot of sleep... lolol [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                    *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
                                    Lindsay & Chance
                                    "Success is relative to how well you stay
                                    on the horse."
                                    ^^^^Proud member of the DCSC!^^^^
                                    &*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
                                    *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
                                    "Show me the back of a thoroughbred horse, and I will show you my wings."
                                    &*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&

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                                    • MKM - in a word, YES. You never know, you might like him and if you don't, well then it was only one meeting. And you never know whom he knows! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
                                      One thing you can give and still keep is your word.

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                                      • Have I KILLED it?!?! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

                                        Who'da Thunk? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

                                        BC

                                        *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
                                        Lindsay & Chance
                                        "Success is relative to how well you stay
                                        on the horse."
                                        ^^^^Proud member of the DCSC!^^^^
                                        &*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
                                        *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
                                        "Show me the back of a thoroughbred horse, and I will show you my wings."
                                        &*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&

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                                        • I have my first blind date from that online dating service this evening... Call out the posse if I don't report back in on the BB sometime tonite!!!

                                          "I can justify anything!"
                                          \"Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion. It seizes a person whole and, once it has done so, he will have to accept that his life will be radically changed.\" -- Ralph Waldo E

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