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    Miniwelsh,

    No, no, no, not with Buffy quotes, I honestly don't know them, I just know they have some lines that are worth quoting. Now, if you were to get me started on Star Wars quotes... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
    "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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    • Mniwelsh, I'm not if they protest too much, but it is disturbing that tle and Velvet actually searched out specific quotes. ;-)

      Who needs TV when there are plenty of great relationship quotes from real people? Here are a few of my favorites collected from various female and male friends:

      "Men only argue when they are wrong. Otherwise they just say f%*& it and walk off."

      "If you love something, it will try to kill you." An obvious horseperson quote from somebody that just got run over by their 4 legged idiot. :-)

      "If you can not make them do what you want, you can at least make them sorry. This goes for men as well as horses." From another horse friend of mine.

      Horse women I tell ya, they are brutal. You can not help but be attracted to them. Then again, I event. ;-)


      Reed

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      • Have to go with Reed on this one. Enough great real-life quotes out there...

        My favorite one by a friend/coach mine, said in reference to horses of course LOL! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] :

        "When you have got something good between your legs, shut up and ride."
        One thing you can give and still keep is your word.

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        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KateDB:
          Have to go with Reed on this one. Enough great real-life quotes out there...

          My favorite one by a friend/coach mine, said in reference to horses of course LOL! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] :

          "When you have got something good between your legs, shut up and ride."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

          Kate, would that happen to be a Dickcy quote? Remind me sometime and I'll tell you about one from our last lesson.

          Lorree

          Reality is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
          Originally posted by King's Ransom
          "Now, did you really mean that I should half-pass to the right whilst turning on the haunches to the left? Or was that just you farting?"

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          • you are sooo bad! That's great [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

            I think Reed may be falling into another classic horsie quote...you can lead the horse to water... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

            *Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

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            • Reed .. if you keep making comments like that, pretty soon you'll have them denying that they ever even watched the show. Buffy who?

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              • Nope, I freely and happily admit I'm a Buffy addict. Not even Reed can change that. I love real-life quotes as much as anyone, but have a hard time remembering them (at least when I need to remember them). Buffy lines are great and easily accessible. Besides, I'm a major "movie quotes" geek anyway.

                "you can't judge a book by it's cover."
                "yeah, but you can tell how much its gonna cost." -- Keith & Watts, Some Kind of Wonderful

                "I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons, than alone for the right ones."
                "I'd rather be right." -- Amanda & Keith, Some Kind of Wonderful

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                YEA RED WINGS!!! 2002 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!! HOCKEYTOWN FOREVER!!

                If Dressage is a Symphony... Eventing is Rock & Roll!

                Survivor thoughts -- Thailand here we come. BTW PICK ME FOR S6!!
                ************
                "Of course it's hard. It's supposed to be hard. It's the Hard that makes it great."

                "Get up... Get out... Get Drunk. Repeat as needed." -- Spike

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                • Here are a few more. I admit I forget who originally said these but...

                  "Marriage is a wonderful invention. Then again, so is the bicycle repair kit."

                  Marriage isn't a word. It's a sentence."

                  "Happiness is a good meal, a good cigar, and a good woman, or a bad woman. It just depends on how much happiness you can handle." - George Burns

                  Reed

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                  • Mini - I know, but I just can't help it [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]
                    Syn - Definitely a Dickcy quote. We have worked up many of them over the years, all with double entendre, of course [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                    Got to say that I don't watch Buffy - don't have cable, don't have time! Considering that I get about 4 channels, I am a PBS girl!
                    One thing you can give and still keep is your word.

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                    • "Hmm, maybe he's gay..."
                      "No, I'm pretty sure he's just a regular heterosexual ass."

                      Of course, we're talking donkeys here! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                      The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

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                      • I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.

                        Marriage is a great institution. I'm not ready for an institution.

                        When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before.

                        Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -- and another, in case it doesn't rain.

                        *Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

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                        • Miniwelsh,
                          Based upon your signature line and profile, why does the Mae West connection not surprise me? And you're STILL single?! ;-)

                          Reed

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                          • Marriage is a great institution. I'm not ready for an institution [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                            At least not THAT institution [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

                            *Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

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                            • the late great Marilyn Monroe:

                              "I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it. "

                              *Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

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                              • Original Poster

                                Miniwelsh - Methinks I'll have to let Reed off easy at Rolex and only make him give me one ride around the course so he has enough energy left to hunt you down and trade quotes.

                                Reed - Does that sound about right? You are an eventer after all, you should be able to handle my ride and then the pursuit of Miniwelsh/Mae. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                My friends just are not that quotable. Oh, they might come up with some really good lines once in a while, but usually they are not about their relationships. For some reason marriage or involvement with the opposite sex is not a joking matter to them.

                                But that doesn't mean I can't come up with a few other more famous quotes:

                                "I can't mate in captivity." - Gloria Steinem

                                "I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe--it's not safe at all." - Jean Kerr

                                "I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it." - Mae West (for Miniwelsh [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] )

                                "If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle." - Rita Mae Brown

                                It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                                "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                                • Miniwelsh is single BY CHOICE! And thats the very best place to be!

                                  Aqha Clique
                                  Can you stress-fracture your brain?

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                                  • Hey... most of us are single BY CHOICE... I could be married by now, but *shudder* by choice decided to wait until a better man came along. By Choice can mean doesn't want to or simply doesn't want to settle. Call if picky if you will, but I not only don't want to settle for the wrong situation (see my last set of quotes), but don't plan on engaging in America's favorite game of late (the divorce game).

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                                    YEA RED WINGS!!! 2002 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!! HOCKEYTOWN FOREVER!!

                                    If Dressage is a Symphony... Eventing is Rock & Roll!

                                    Survivor thoughts -- Thailand here we come. BTW PICK ME FOR S6!!
                                    ************
                                    "Of course it's hard. It's supposed to be hard. It's the Hard that makes it great."

                                    "Get up... Get out... Get Drunk. Repeat as needed." -- Spike

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                                    • I do believe you are my long lost sister!

                                      Yes, I would like to be in a relationship, *but* not with just anyone. Around here, people get married young; I know of four people age 25 or younger, and a lot who are 30 or younger, who are already divorced! I think I'll skip that "starter marriage" and wait for the real thing!

                                      Kind of like not settling for a horse because it's the first one that comes along. One must search for the proper match!

                                      The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

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                                      • Yep, Sister... I do believe it's true. I was engaged once... at *gasp* 20. Talk about being young & dumb (not that everyone who gets married at that point is, but I certainly was). Luckily, I woke up before "doing the deed" and mailed the ring back to him. Had one or two others that could have gone that direction, but I've seen what my brother went through (my parents are still married, as are several of my high school friends' parents so I didn't really have any first hand contact with divorce until my brother a couple years ago... and even that was from Ohio to Colorado!). Nope... definitely NOT for me. I hate the casual dating stuff... but I'm not going to get myself into something worse either.


                                        Hmmm... that reminds me. My brother IS single... maybe I should be trying to fix him up. He's a dork, but I *have* to say that as his sister (it's in my contract somewhere I believe). He'll be 30 next month. He's 6'5", brown hair, green eyes. he's a captain in the Air Force currently station in Idaho, but will be up for Major sometime next spring. Not sure on teh whole horse thing, but he does have 2 dogs. Kind of a geek (materials engineer by degree, space program by a.f. training), but nice enough, athletic, and extremely loyal. Any takers? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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                                        YEA RED WINGS!!! 2002 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!! HOCKEYTOWN FOREVER!!

                                        If Dressage is a Symphony... Eventing is Rock & Roll!

                                        Survivor thoughts -- Thailand here we come. BTW PICK ME FOR S6!!
                                        ************
                                        "Of course it's hard. It's supposed to be hard. It's the Hard that makes it great."

                                        "Get up... Get out... Get Drunk. Repeat as needed." -- Spike

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                                        • Original Poster

                                          Does he like older women?? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                          Since I am 5'9", I'm always looking for a tall man when possible. For some reason there seems to be a natural selection process where tall men go for incredibly short women and short men like tall women. I've decided it's how nature works to keep us from dividing into two very large groups; one that is all the people over 6 feet and the other with people who are all under 5 feet--leaving a gap in the five foot range that could lead to social upheaval. (That's MY theory. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] )

                                          It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                                          "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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