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  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Velvet:
    OMG, Miniwelsh, what did you think I looked like?? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] (I am curious...)

    _ It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)_<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I don't know why I pictured you as slightly overweight with dark hair. Don't ask [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

    *Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

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      Overweight? Now that is funny, for me. I was always the skinny kid (now I'm slim to average) who wanted to gain weight and as I got older, I finally learned to enjoy the fact that I could eat anything and not get fat! (Took a while, during my time at High School buxom was in and the Twiggy look was out--I had just missed it and boy was I bummed.) Mmmmmm....love those chocolate shakes/malts.

      Sandy M, you just need to show up at Rolex! Forget the online stuff.

      Another thought is that sometime we should get a group together and do one of those overseas horse vacations. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] That would be a lot of fun, and maybe we could get a deal on it! (I'm sure a good pub crawl would turn up some interesting people. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] )

      It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)

      [This message was edited by Velvet on Jul. 26, 2002 at 03:33 PM.]
      "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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      • How about a ranch vacation with some tasty wranglers?

        The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

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          That would negate the pub crawling and also put me in a western saddle--which is something I haven't done in about 20 years. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] (Well, I probably ought to try it again since I now have a painted horse. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] )

          It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
          "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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          • Okay, even though no one has requested *my* pic, I'll honor y'all with one anyways. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] all I have are "skin" pics... I don't have a single scanned horse pic. Isn't that horrible?

            Anyways, if I can figure this out, this is from my birthday, and I'm the girl on the right with the blue top.

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            • Remember SLT having things on clearance on their website that they don't have at all? Happened to me AGAIN with a western saddle. It was a wonderful deal on just what I wanted, so of course they wouldn't have it in any of the advertised sizes. Methinks I smell a bit of false advertising...

              The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

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              • I don't suppose Joe Fargis is single and... interested??

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                • Sheesh, gotta give you credit velvet for your ability to retract those 2" long canines and needle sharp claws at will. Of course, just because you can be dressed up does not equate to being able to take you out anywhere in public. Muhahahahaha.

                  suzywithpaperbagpulledfirmlyoverheadsothatnoonecan snapapictureofmydecreptitude

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                  • You forget that your sourball-sucking pictures on are the dressage board for all to see! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                    The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

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                      Sandy M *cough* *sputter* I'm not even going to touch that one.

                      Sister, they are making me nuts. I think we have a good case. Should we call rileyt over? (Even though she's married... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] )

                      It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                      "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                        Don't forget, I still have a copy of at least one of your photos. Muhahahahahaha... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

                        It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                        "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                        • Yes, we definitely need rileyt's help. Now, when I received the call to tell me the saddle was sold out in ALL sizes (based on the Schumacher britches order, I was half expecting it), I told the person "Well, you *might* want to take it off your website then..." Suprisingly, they did. Of course, they did NOT send me an e-mail regarding the order, which was placed online, so I have no evidence. I kept the e-mail from the last order and I had planned on keeping this. Perhaps I'll call and ask for a written confirmation that the item is not available and that my order was cancelled...

                          You know, I ordered something from Dover last year that was on clearance, and they also called to say that it was sold out in the clearance size. Difference was that they sold me a different size at the sale price and then over-nighted it at no cost to me. SLT *did* have this saddle in different colors, but of course, they didn't offer them to me at the sale price...

                          The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

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                            Where are all the boys, er, men? I would have thought they would have enjoyed the Buffy quotes. Oh, well, I'm beginning to believe I have that effect on men. To quote Monty Python, "Run away!! Run away!!" *evil laugh*

                            They scare so easily...even that brave eventer, Reed, who likes naughty phone number. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                            It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                            "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Velvet:
                              Where are all the boys, er, men? I would have thought they would have enjoyed the Buffy quotes. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                              Oh, don't you know nuthin bout boys! They have short attention spans. That was waaaaayyyyy too long for any of them to read through. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

                              Actually, velvet, it frightens and worries me that you could spew out all those Buffy quotes. There must be some sort of therapy available to help you with that...

                              suzyflippingthroughyellowpages

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                                That's okay, I'll just call 1-976-743-3630, I believe Reed thinks that number might help some of us depraved, er, deprived women. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                                "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                                • Here's another one I just came across (at least we can keep ourselves entertained [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] )

                                  "Honey, did you somehow, unintentionally, lead him on in any way? Send him signals?"
                                  "Well, I do beat him up a lot. For Spike, that's like third base." -- Joyce & Buffy

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                                  YEA RED WINGS!!! 2002 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!! HOCKEYTOWN FOREVER!!

                                  If Dressage is a Symphony... Eventing is Rock & Roll!

                                  Survivor thoughts -- Thailand here we come. BTW PICK ME FOR S6!!
                                  ************
                                  "Of course it's hard. It's supposed to be hard. It's the Hard that makes it great."

                                  "Get up... Get out... Get Drunk. Repeat as needed." -- Spike

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                                    I'd forgotten that one! That IS a good one. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                    Here's something fitting at the moment:

                                    "You see, the werewolf is such an . . . extreme representation of our inborn animalistic traits that it emerges for three consecutive nights -- the full moon and the 2 nights surrounding it."
                                    "Quite the party animal."
                                    "Quite. . . It acts on pure instinct. No conscience. Predatory and aggressive."
                                    "In other words, a typical male."
                                    "On behalf of my gender -- hey!"
                                    "Yes, let's not jump to conclusions."
                                    "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were." -- Giles, Willow, Buffy and Xander

                                    It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                                    "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                                    • This is getting way to scary. I'm taking my marbles and playing elsewhere. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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                                        suzy,

                                        You're married, anyway, you really didn't fit in. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                        Here are some more:

                                        "It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him." -- Giles

                                        "I'm kind of curious to find out what sort of career I could have."
                                        "What, and suck all the spontanaity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark."
                                        "You're not going to be young forever"
                                        "Yes, but I'll always be stupid.... Okay, let's not all rush to disagree." -- Willow and Xander

                                        "I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?" -- Willow

                                        "Needs should definitely be met, as long as it doesn't require ointments the next day." -- Xander

                                        "Maybe Buffy unplugged the phone."
                                        "No, it's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen- year-old girl to unplug her phone." -- Giles and Xander

                                        "We're still all rooting for you on Saturday. I'd be there for you myself if I didn't have a leg wax." -- Cordelia

                                        "Those who can do. Those who can't laugh at those who can do." -- Xander (This would make an EXCELLENT signature line.)

                                        It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                                        "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                                        • I personally loved the Buffy quotes.

                                          This one is the story of my life:

                                          "People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream -- what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive." -- Xander

                                          And if this one isn't the truest thing I've ever heard:

                                          "Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons." -- Giles

                                          Oh, btw- the boy on the left in the pic I posted above is single... he's 26, 5'11, athletic, very cute, very social(an absolute blast to hang out with), very bright, gainfully employed as a sales engineer, drives a very nice car, and really likes my horse. So if any of you single girls out there happen to live in the bay area and be in your 20's, I'd be happy to hook you up. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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