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  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by xcjumper:
    Sheesh Miniwelsh I guess I will have to try to find that one of me in the string bikini laying out at the horse show, to keep this horse related. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

    Run fast, Jump high. What else is there?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Exactly!!! Please hurry, I'd hate to have the thread locked because they don't care for my ringside attire.
    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

    *Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

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    • ok, miniwelsh.... this is when i had blonde hair...

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      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Miniwelsh:
        THIS is showing skin.

        *Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

        I know a few men that would claim that
        still isn't a skin shot. LOL [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

        I have of course having nothing to show since I don't have a scanner and I'm too lazy to go to school and use theirs.

        Here is the link to some non-skin shots I posted earliernon-skin photos of Sarapony

        Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute

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        • you are a true DC gal! Love it - we have openings at Vida if you are interested [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

          BTW, did you come to the DC outting? If not, you should have.

          Sarapony, is that your pony? I love those pictures, even if they lack skin. And yes, I was going to post that shot from Hustler from a few years ago but I figured it was over the line. Then again, I do hate to be outdone and MKM's one upped me again.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

          *Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

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          • I was there in spirit or I was into the spirits, something like that!!! However, unfortunately, I wasn't physically there and wish I had been.

            Miniwelsh - Wish I could get my three pups in the photo like your photo, but I have three labs!

            Matt - ETBWs says I have the best earrings! I am pretty fond of them and might consider loaning them to you!

            I can do one more photo, I think. Horse related: I was in Nova Scotia on a teaching and horse-buying trip, which just happened to be over New Year's and I just happened to be staying with a friend whose husband is in the Air Force and thus had to attend the New Year's formal-ouch, twist my arm! A whole squadron to myself, as they were shipping out to Afghanistan the next morning!
            One thing you can give and still keep is your word.

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            • yea, i had to be careful. i figured if anything close to porn went up this thread could be closed. i was at the dc outing, but i think i was at the other end of the table than you at adams mill. and i didnt make it a late night. next time i will though. and i'll wear my strapless black dress, k?

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              • that photo sure looks like a SMITHIE!!!!

                Ahahahahahahaha! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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                • Bite your tongue, FG. I am no Smithie-Bleck!
                  MHC all the way-we have a much better drinking song! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]
                  One thing you can give and still keep is your word.

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                  • The only skin shot I could put on here that was G rated!! Me on Vacation from the horses [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

                    Run fast, Jump high. What else is there?
                    ~Run and Jump!~

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                    • Original Poster

                      Well...here I am in a thong.

                      It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                      "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                      • I am cracking up!! I didn't know you DQ's had it in Ya [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] Maybe I just meet the wrong ones!!

                        Run fast, Jump high. What else is there?
                        ~Run and Jump!~

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                        • Original Poster

                          Am I showing my old eventing character flaws, er, traits out here? Darn, and here I thought the thong would cover it! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                          It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                          "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                          • That's it! Shiver, you are no longer vacation! We need to get out and compete. Women with beauty that is only outweighed by their sense of humor. There has to be somebody that can deal with me. ;-) Of course they will need to have a buddy for you, Shiv.

                            Being a single horse person isn't THAT bad, where else could one person's lament turn into ribald humor. No wonder I love hanging with horsewomen. :-)

                            MKM, miniwelsh, Velvet, you guys made my day! I believe a passage from the Koran is in order here:
                            (S)He who makes his (her) companions laugh, deserves paradise.

                            Reed

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                            • You said it Reed!! I didn't have a great ride today=bad day!! now I'm smiling and laughing. Thanks guys/girls keep up the good work [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                              Run fast, Jump high. What else is there?
                              ~Run and Jump!~

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                              • just think of all the folks out there who dont have horses to commisserate with!

                                "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."--Homer
                                FairWeather
                                CANTER West Virginia

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                                • Loving the pics!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                  Here's a safe ringside shot for Erin's sake... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                  "I can justify anything!"
                                  \"Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion. It seizes a person whole and, once it has done so, he will have to accept that his life will be radically changed.\" -- Ralph Waldo E

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                                  • A quick question does this mean the thread has become a singles "unveiling" of sorts? Is it now "Live Horse Singles On-Line?" Do we need to reserve a (976) number to match horsey singles, and let the money roll in for a party fund at Rolex? The number could be 1-976-743-3630. ;-)

                                    Velvet, what hast thou wrought? Methinks thou hast unleased a great catharsis amongst horsey singles and those in horsey relationships.


                                    Reed

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                                    • Oh I think that is a wonderful idea!! I personally am having a great time. Thanks Velvet for starting this [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] This is soooo much better than just plain 'ol online dating. Where else could you find such riding talent and all around great people??? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                      PARTY AT ROLEX!! Sign me up, I'll help spend the profits of the horsie dating service!! Meet a man, watch CrossCountry. What could top THAT??

                                      Run fast, Jump high. What else is there?
                                      ~Run and Jump!~

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                                      • if you put that picture on your online dating service, it's no wonder you got 50 e-mails in a half hour! Damn that woman and her cheekbones!!!

                                        I want the guy on the back of the boat in your Cozumel shot XC!!

                                        *Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

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                                        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RAyers:

                                          MKM, miniwelsh, Velvet, you guys made my day! I believe a passage from the Koran is in order here:
                                          (S)He who makes his (her) companions laugh, deserves paradise.

                                          Reed<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                          Oh thank God!!! My ticket to heaven's been purchased by my sense of humor. Good thing, too, cuz I wasn't getting in any other way [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                          *Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

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