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  • Original Poster

    Sister,

    Um, well, I saw it when I left work early because I had more work to do later that night...and I'd already put in a full day. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

    Thanks, everyone, for correcting the quote!

    It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
    "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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    • seriously.

      The worst pick up line I've ever had was when I was in Martinique in February for a horse show(you're all JEALOUS eh [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] ) This drunk guy with no teeth asked me in french if I understood french. I responded to him(in french) that I have never spoken a word of it in my life. Apparently, he didn't realize that I had replied to him in french and he runs and finds this little girl from Guadalope who is bilingual and proceeds to ask her to interpret that he would like to make love on the beach under the stars to the beautiful American girl. GROSS!!!! THe little girl ran off w/o interpreting, but I unfortunately understood every word.

      I want to go meet hotties at the USEA meeting. However the chances of me going are around 1 in 1000000000 since I am not going to pay the plane fare and I've never evented in my life. I guess I'll have to keep looking here where the guys are too short and they laugh at my crappy accent [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img]
      ---WHX---

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        KateDB,

        Wasn't Grace Jones as Mayday in "A View to a Kill?" Or was it that other character in one of the Sean Connery 007 flicks? (Bambi or Thumper??)

        You've got to love the names they used. Pussy Galore, Octopussy, etc.

        It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
        "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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        • Yes, got to love their names!
          And I think you may be right about Grace
          Jones, though honestly I don't remember things like that very well. I am pretty sure that the character I am thinking of was in one of the Pierce Brosnan movies, but I could be very wrong!
          One thing you can give and still keep is your word.

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          • Kate is right... it was one of the Pierce Brosnan ones.... where the satelite dish or laser dish or whatever was in the lake and you only knew it was there ... oh crap... I'm looking it up on IMDB.


            Got it!!! It was Goldeneye! The bad girl's name was Xenia Onatopp. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] ugh!


            ************
            YEA RED WINGS!!! 2002 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!! HOCKEYTOWN FOREVER!!

            If Dressage is a Symphony... Eventing is Rock & Roll!

            Survivor thoughts -- Thailand here we come. BTW PICK ME FOR S6!!
            ************
            "Of course it's hard. It's supposed to be hard. It's the Hard that makes it great."

            "Get up... Get out... Get Drunk. Repeat as needed." -- Spike

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            • Yes, and I thought how funny that they had named the one girl in Austin Powers: Ivanna, Ivanna Humpalot!!!
              One thing you can give and still keep is your word.

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              • Ahem... keep this horse-related, folks. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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                • Velvet & all others looking for some activity other than horses as a way to meet men- I don't know why I didn't think of this on the first 14 pages of the thread. Rowing. My most recent ex is the rowing coach at his alma mater (college), and he, along with all of his rowing friends, are HOT. They also seemed to be fairly interesting, well-rounded and intelligent guys with decent social skills. So- get yourselves to the local rowing club and sign up for the novice class!

                  I think we need to start a Buffy clique! I started watching it back in October, after a co-worker dared me to watch two episodes and not be hooked. I lost. I'm hooked. Does anyone know when the next season starts???

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                  • There is a horse in our hunt named Pussy Galore. Owned and ridden by a gay man, too!

                    I am going to the laundromat to clean saddle pads tonight; I'll be looking casually cute, as you never know who you might run into at such places! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                    The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

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                    • Okay Erin, to keep this horse-related... once you meet the hottie from the rowing club, you have to perform "the Test." Take him to the barn, put a halter and leadrope on your horse, then hand him to the guy. Say "Can you hold him for a minute? I'll be right back. I have to <insert action verb>." Closely observe the guy's reaction to horse, and horse's reaction to the guy. You can determine what a passing reaction is.

                      However, be warned... the last time I did this (with the rowing coach), I came back, and my mouthy TB had the boy's entire hand, up to the wrist, in his mouth and was happily "gumming" away. The boy was not the least bit concerned- he was actually scratching the horse's neck with the free hand. The horse was happy. The boy passed.

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                      • Rowing is so cool. They dont do it in central illinois so I never knew about it until I went to school out east. I think I'll try to take lessons this year at school if I have the time.
                        ---WHX---

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                        • I know of a GOOD looking 36 yr old young man, just short of 6' tall. He is raising a 3yr old son (mother is deceased). He has no degree and doesn't earn a lot of money but has held the same job for years and is dependable. Wonderful and compassionate with animals but does bowhunt for deer and loves to fish. (but he uses all of the deer meat) Has a natural instinct with plants also, but never uses it. Don't know what else to tell you. If anyone is interested, let me know.

                          [This message was edited by free on Jul. 18, 2002 at 02:54 PM.]

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                          • Original Poster

                            I can travel! It isn't that far. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                            Where's a picture??

                            It's all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
                            "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." - Capt Reynolds "Firefly"

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                            • He was thinking about relocating to Florida. I can never tell if you guys are joking or not. If you are really serious about a photo, I will have to send it to your e-mail because even with good directions I haven't mastered posting one on this site as yet. Since he is a mere male, all he needs is to be in the hands of an assertive horsewoman for additional training, but he can cook and clean a house better than me. (My DH would get a laugh out of THAT statement.)

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                              • As for the inner thigh thing from riding, my friend and I were in an aerobics class once. We were doing that excercise where you lie on your back with a ball between your legs and squeeze it. We were cracking up cuz the rest of the class was huffing and puffing away and we were afraid we might just pop the silly ball! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

                                I don't think RAYers ever responded to the single question!!!!

                                Run fast, Jump high. What else is there?
                                ~Run and Jump!~

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                                • xcjumper, why have I not answered the question? How about, why do I keep hearing the theme from Jaws? ;-)

                                  For InWhyCee, I am very single. Never married. Independently owned and operated since 1965. Well, really since my parents booted me in 1987. ;-)

                                  For fairweather, a picture for your edification or better yet, effigy.

                                  In closing, if one were to look at all of the ideas and thoughts put down in this thread, it seems, at least in the horse world, men and women are not that far apart in what they want in a significant other. There is hope for all of us singles that love horses.

                                  Reed

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                                  • However that picture just confirms that I'm a wuss and eventing scares me [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]. I love watching it, but just *thinking* of jumping something like that nearly sends me into a panic.

                                    I need to check in with my fear factor friends...

                                    The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

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                                    • Nice Picture Reed. BTW, I love your name. I love being single. Never been married and after being without anyone for 2 years, it feels great! If it's going to happen it will, if not then I am not slowing down my life. I love being single. Relationships can be very draining even with the right person. Been there done that. Had a long relationship of 7 years with someone but we just grew apart. We did our own vacations separately which worked for us, but the writing was on the wall. Anyway, I met some super good looking straight guys at an event but they were all engaged (so you SEE they are out there!). Knowing that to be the story of my life I didn't care if my nails were filthy and I was sweaty! We had good conversation anyway! My point being, if it's meant to be there will be someone in your life. Until then, just enjoy yourself.

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                                      • No, RAyers, I'm not a stalker, and Colorado has been known to give me altitude sickness. But, feel very free to look me up next time you're in Manhattan... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                                        "It is by no means the privilege of the rider to part with his horse solely by his own will." -- Alois Podhajsky

                                        "Go on, Bill... This is no place for a pony."
                                        \"It is by no means the privilege of the rider to part with his horse solely by his own will.\" -- Alois Podhajsky

                                        \"Go on, Bill... This is no place for a pony.\"

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                                        • Reed, wonderful pic! When was it taken? I'm assuming it was at High Prairie, given the title of it, right? What about posting a hockey pic too? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                          Jaws? Nah... nothing quite that frightening, promise! Do you ever get back this direction (Rolex, Annual Meeting)?

                                          I hear you when you say that men have the same problems... but in a sport with 75% women, I just don't see the same degree of difficulty. The numbers just don't add up.

                                          ... hmmm... or is it like that clique about the beautiful girl never getting asked out because all the guys assume she's already taken? Could we (the women) be doing that to the guys in our sport? hmmm....

                                          free... well... Illinois isn't very far from Ohio... and there isn't a river to cross (right, Matt? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] ).

                                          Ok, Buffy clique it is! Who's in? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                                          ************
                                          YEA RED WINGS!!! 2002 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!! HOCKEYTOWN FOREVER!!

                                          "If Dressage is a Symphony... Eventing is Rock & Roll!"

                                          Survivor thoughts -- Thailand here we come. BTW PICK ME FOR S6!!
                                          ************
                                          "Of course it's hard. It's supposed to be hard. It's the Hard that makes it great."

                                          "Get up... Get out... Get Drunk. Repeat as needed." -- Spike

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