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Board Rules
1. You’re responsible for what you say.
As outlined in Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, The Chronicle of the Horse and its affiliates, as well Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd., the developers of vBulletin, are not legally responsible for statements made in the forums.
This is a public forum viewed by a wide spectrum of people, so please be mindful of what you say and who might be reading it—details of personal disputes are likely better handled privately. While posters are legally responsible for their statements, the moderators may in their discretion remove or edit posts that violate these rules. Users have the ability to modify or delete their own messages after posting, but administrators generally will not delete posts, threads or accounts upon request.
Outright inflammatory, vulgar, harassing, malicious or otherwise inappropriate statements and criminal charges unsubstantiated by a reputable news source or legal documentation will not be tolerated and will be dealt with at the discretion of the moderators.
Credible threats of suicide will be reported to the police along with identifying user information at our disposal, in addition to referring the user to suicide helpline resources such as 1-800-SUICIDE or 1-800-273-TALK.
2. Conversations in horse-related forums should be horse-related.
The forums are a wonderful source of information and support for members of the horse community. While it’s understandably tempting to share information or search for input on other topics upon which members might have a similar level of knowledge, members must maintain the focus on horses.
3. Keep conversations productive, on topic and civil.
Discussion and disagreement are inevitable and encouraged; personal insults, diatribes and sniping comments are unproductive and unacceptable. Whether a subject is light-hearted or serious, keep posts focused on the current topic and of general interest to other participants of that thread. Utilize the private message feature or personal email where appropriate to address side topics or personal issues not related to the topic at large.
4. No advertising in the discussion forums.
Posts in the discussion forums directly or indirectly advertising horses, jobs, items or services for sale or wanted will be removed at the discretion of the moderators. Use of the private messaging feature or email addresses obtained through users’ profiles for unsolicited advertising is not permitted.
Company representatives may participate in discussions and answer questions about their products or services, or suggest their products on recent threads if they fulfill the criteria of a query. False "testimonials" provided by company affiliates posing as general consumers are not appropriate, and self-promotion of sales, ad campaigns, etc. through the discussion forums is not allowed.
Paid advertising is available on our classifieds site and through the purchase of banner ads. The tightly monitored Giveaways forum permits free listings of genuinely free horses and items available or wanted (on a limited basis). Items offered for trade are not allowed.
Advertising Policy Specifics
When in doubt of whether something you want to post constitutes advertising, please contact a moderator privately in advance for further clarification. Refer to the following points for general guidelines:
Horses – Only general discussion about the buying, leasing, selling and pricing of horses is permitted. If the post contains, or links to, the type of specific information typically found in a sales or wanted ad, and it’s related to a horse for sale, regardless of who’s selling it, it doesn’t belong in the discussion forums.
Stallions – Board members may ask for suggestions on breeding stallion recommendations. Stallion owners may reply to such queries by suggesting their own stallions, only if their horse fits the specific criteria of the original poster. Excessive promotion of a stallion by its owner or related parties is not permitted and will be addressed at the discretion of the moderators.
Services – Members may use the forums to ask for general recommendations of trainers, barns, shippers, farriers, etc., and other members may answer those requests by suggesting themselves or their company, if their services fulfill the specific criteria of the original post. Members may not solicit other members for business if it is not in response to a direct, genuine query.
Products – While members may ask for general opinions and suggestions on equipment, trailers, trucks, etc., they may not list the specific attributes for which they are in the market, as such posts serve as wanted ads.
Event Announcements – Members may post one notification of an upcoming event that may be of interest to fellow members, if the original poster does not benefit financially from the event. Such threads may not be “bumped” excessively. Premium members may post their own notices in the Event Announcements forum.
Charities/Rescues – Announcements for charitable or fundraising events can only be made for 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organizations. Special exceptions may be made, at the moderators’ discretion and direction, for board-related events or fundraising activities in extraordinary circumstances.
Occasional posts regarding horses available for adoption through IRS-registered horse rescue or placement programs are permitted in the appropriate forums, but these threads may be limited at the discretion of the moderators. Individuals may not advertise or make announcements for horses in need of rescue, placement or adoption unless the horse is available through a recognized rescue or placement agency or government-run entity or the thread fits the criteria for and is located in the Giveaways forum.
5. Do not post copyrighted photographs unless you have purchased that photo and have permission to do so.
6. Respect other members.
As members are often passionate about their beliefs and intentions can easily be misinterpreted in this type of environment, try to explore or resolve the inevitable disagreements that arise in the course of threads calmly and rationally.
If you see a post that you feel violates the rules of the board, please click the “alert” button (exclamation point inside of a triangle) in the bottom left corner of the post, which will alert ONLY the moderators to the post in question. They will then take whatever action, or no action, as deemed appropriate for the situation at their discretion. Do not air grievances regarding other posters or the moderators in the discussion forums.
Please be advised that adding another user to your “Ignore” list via your User Control Panel can be a useful tactic, which blocks posts and private messages by members whose commentary you’d rather avoid reading.
7. We have the right to reproduce statements made in the forums.
The Chronicle of the Horse may copy, quote, link to or otherwise reproduce posts, or portions of posts, in print or online for advertising or editorial purposes, if attributed to their original authors, and by posting in this forum, you hereby grant to The Chronicle of the Horse a perpetual, non-exclusive license under copyright and other rights, to do so.
8. We reserve the right to enforce and amend the rules.
The moderators may delete, edit, move or close any post or thread at any time, or refrain from doing any of the foregoing, in their discretion, and may suspend or revoke a user’s membership privileges at any time to maintain adherence to the rules and the general spirit of the forum. These rules may be amended at any time to address the current needs of the board.
Please see our full Terms of Service and Privacy Policy for more information.
Thanks for being a part of the COTH forums!
(Revised 2/8/18)
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We will have many items of clothing, including thongs and sports bras for horsewomen. There's always that special something...think what we could do with full seat breeches, and the logo discretely on the side pocket as well as slapped across the butt.www.specialhorses.org
a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues
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A bra with that logo..... I'm in!
btw I was just thinking (scary I know) does Uncle Jimmy get a position?
Even though he has questionable taste when naming products - especially recently - the thread is here and the company exists because of him. He's funny so maybe we could use him at trade shows. Or shopping malls. Or to make us dinner when we're working late. He's a pretty good cook!
Oh oh oh... he also has access to chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
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You know what? We could run our creative ideas by him. And anything he nixed, we would know would be a big seller.
He could be like Debbie Gibson at the shopping malls (omg I am so dating myself).www.specialhorses.org
a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues
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If I recall...she was too young for a contract, so her manager took her around to shopping malls and she sang there. Not that UJ would sing. Just pitch the product. He could be in front of Radio Shack, maybe even Home Depot. NOT Victoria's Secret, unless he begs very, very hard.www.specialhorses.org
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Originally posted by DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho" View PostNot that UJ would sing.

Oh really? http://www.smartpakequine.com/images/UncleJimmySong.wav
NO comment about begging very very hard.
Now about that logo.....
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Aw-now that is wicked cute!
He got to the end and the inflection was so dead on that I was actually a bit startled when he *didn't* say, "Good Lord willing and the creeks don't rise..". (errr Hank Williams, yeh?)
I'm in...but am allll in tonight. How is it that barn staff know exactly which day to have their MOTHER call in sick for them? Between corporate wageslavedom, indentured beast servitude, and shuffling vitally important appointments, I have worn more hats and moved faster today than a one-legged man in a kicking contest. Been about as effective, too.
Gotta love it when the returned message about working tomorrow is, "oohhhhhh....yeahh....Um, I'm going to go lie down now...I'll just have to see how I feel in the mooooornnning". By the clock this would have been about the time I was scrubbing buckets while simultaneously on a conference call.
Okay..vent over...sick happens I guess.
Hey, once we have an actual income...can we have Minions? Like handy ones? I could really go for some good old fashioned Minions about now....
Nighty-
RevTo have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it. - GK Chesterton
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Lackeys are good. I tell my undergrads that if they stick with their projects and the lab, the incoming undergrads (and the summer high school kids) can become their minions. So there is no reason why we should not have minions in our company. I think in business, though, they are called "interns."
UJ's voice was better than I expected. Maybe he can sing at malls, while we pass a collection plate?
Can someone help with the logo? I am envisioning an ass (you know, a donkey type) swinging at some balls.www.specialhorses.org
a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues
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Donkeys? Yep, got em. I'll see if I can get Clyde and Bella to swing.
Anything for the new company. They don't sing though so we can leave that to UJ. He's actually pretty good.... have heard him on more than one occasion belting out a tune.
And no lottery win yet so, now I need to get to work!!! Bye....
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I am just envisioning the tent poles holding up our tent at trade shows...people will have no trouble finding us...www.specialhorses.org
a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues
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I'm surprised with someone with the sense of humour to sing that song wouldn't have enough to like our more salacious suggestions... Oh, well....Originally posted by SpecialEffects View Post

Oh really? http://www.smartpakequine.com/images/UncleJimmySong.wav
NO comment about begging very very hard.
Now about that logo.....
We can hire him on as a consultant, as previously suggested.
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HIRE him???? Whaaaaat????
You'd think he'd pay for the opportunity of working with such a bevy of incredible, witty coworkers.www.specialhorses.org
a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues
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Salacious suggestions? They already HAVE them!
Anyone see these?
http://www.saddlesource.com/proddetail.asp?prod=C084025
*Squeezy Buns*...puhhllllleeeezzeee. You think these guys have one track minds, or what?When someone shows you who they are, BELIEVE them- Maya Angelou
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