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    #41
    Originally posted by vacation1 View Post
    but I can't think of anything they'd like because I don't think the word 'balls' is just hysterical and I suspect they do.
    Actually no, "balls" isn't in their suggestion for this new product. I guess I'm the one at fault here because I think their name is boring and not as funny as I think it should be.

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    • #42
      My contribution to the effort -
      Jimmy Jr's Donut Treats

      I think this pales in comparison to the others.

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      • #43
        Uncle Jimmy's Holey Balls?

        Kim
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        • #44
          Ever, Your devoted, naughty niece, "Sexpun Tacuhm"...

          ...eherm...errrr...
          The product description immdiately brought one obvious but impossible name straight to mind...



          Cousin Archie's Apadravya



          Okay, but seriously...

          Why not something innocuous but "on brand" like,

          Uncle Jimmy's Stall Swingers (bit of a 2x entendre there I suppose)
          or
          Uncle Jimmy's Stall Snackers

          Loved the "Edi-Balls" suggestion. That one is just straight gold.

          Needed a laugh. I'll be sure to go procure some of these in appreciation for the cheap entertainment....

          (ooo...Uncle Jimmy's Cheap Thrills?....nawwwww)

          Cheers
          Rev
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          • #45
            Originally posted by SpecialEffects View Post
            Unfortunately I don't have a picture of it because I didn't know yesterday at the show that he'd say that. But it's a smaller Jimmy's Ball made to go into a popular horse treat container. So it's round, flat top and bottom, hole in the middle it can hang after being put in the container that has a flat top and bottom with a shaft through the center.
            So basically it would go in a Lick-It holder and hang down in the stall that way.
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            • #46
              I think the "dirty" names are hilarious. I love Uncle Jimmy's balls and his buns.

              Uncle Jimmy's Shafted Nuts

              Uncle Jimmy's Nuts on a Stick

              Uncle Jimmy's Skewered Nuts/Balls
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              • #47
                Oh, no! Somebody beat me to "Uncle Jimmy's Holey Ball".
                I like WhoaNut too.
                Road Apples?
                Uncle Jimmy's Prize Ball?
                "Uh, if you're going to try that, shouldn't you unplug it first?"

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                • #48
                  Ummm...
                  Uncle Jimmy's Lick-a-Ball?
                  (because it's ... lickable)
                  (I can't believe I just typed that...)

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                  • #49
                    Uncle Jimmy's Lickity Bits?
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                    • #50
                      Know what this reminds me of? At one point the hamburger chain Rally's had a promo in their kids' meals - you got nerf balls colored and sized and shaped like the planets. The moon was cool because it glowed in the dark. But the best, of course, was Uranus. Because we would leave that ball on someone's bench and then they would get to say, "Hey -- get Uranus off my bench!" That never got old.

                      I am not sure what that says about a bunch of PhDs and PhDs and MDs in training doing biomedical research supposedly to benefit humanity.
                      Last edited by DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"; Feb. 11, 2009, 02:23 PM.
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                      • #51
                        When my pig Kevin Bacon was castrated we called the remnants "Bacon Bits".
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                        • #52
                          Originally posted by oldenburger with fries and a cold beer View Post
                          Uncle Jimmy's Little Licker Nickers...... small package big taste!!!
                          I have been cracking up at all of these but I think this is brilliant
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                            #53
                            One of the things I love about being able to come onto boards such as this, is not only do you get the creative minds of so many at work, but you get reactions to the names. What I've tried to explain is that it really doesn't matter what the guys in the plant think or to some degree, even the tack shop owners.... its what all the horse people buying the products think. I think we proved what a truly wacky group we are.

                            The names are hilarious and so far I have two favourites. In the scheme of things, what I think doesn't matter but I really hope all the guys involved with this product read and compare to what they thought of. ....pssssttttt Uncle Jimmy? Yeah, that means you too!

                            You guys are great, thanks! Oh... and carry on - I still have a few hours left for the 'challenge'.
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                            • #54
                              I hope we have proven your case that COTHers come through, no matter what the challenge.

                              I did come up with one I am sure is not PC that I didn't see yet (probably they have more couth and refrained): Uncle Jimmy's Tastycles.

                              Here is Ted licking Uncle Jimmy's balls.
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                              • #55
                                Well Special Effects? What'd Uncle Jimmy decide? There are some awesome suggestions here.....

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                                • #56
                                  If he hung it on a spring, it could be called "Uncle Jimmy's Nip-Pulls"

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                                  • #57
                                    Originally posted by SpecialEffects View Post
                                    I just worked a trade show where I shared the booth with the Uncle Jimmy's Balls guys - Uncle Jimmy felt sorry for me that I didn't get my own booth in time. Actually I bugged him but anyway....

                                    They have a product coming out and I hate what they're naming it. It was named by not only non horse people, but men. Not the market they're aiming for at all. It's not funny or tongue in cheek so I just told him he could NOT name it that. The challenge was on when this morning he said 'Well then YOU come up with something better and you've got about a day and a half before everything has to go to the printers'.

                                    So help! There are so many clever people on this board

                                    Unfortunately I don't have a picture of it because I didn't know yesterday at the show that he'd say that. But it's a smaller Jimmy's Ball made to go into a popular horse treat container. So it's round, flat top and bottom, hole in the middle it can hang after being put in the container that has a flat top and bottom with a shaft through the center.

                                    Any funny, clever, equally offensive suggestions for Uncle Jimmy? Come on guys, I know you can do it!!!
                                    Small sidetrack, but was this the shoe at the International Centre? If so you probably saw my BF lol.. his parents have a food catering company and they worked the show.. BF managed to score a hanging ball and some Hunny Buns for my mare lol..
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                                      #58
                                      Originally posted by Seriously_Hunter View Post
                                      Well Special Effects? What'd Uncle Jimmy decide? There are some awesome suggestions here.....
                                      Sorry.... have to work sometimes.

                                      I sent him the link and he passed it on to the others involved in the decision making. I know which one he likes (yay it's one I like too ) and I'm sure he's just waiting to talk to the others. I'll let you know as soon as I can.

                                      Livvies Mom.... yep that was the show and those guys were great. Really nice! I know Tom gave them some shirts, I didn't know he was giving out the Buns. I got some too though. The horses love them. Tell his parents I loved the salads and those morning glory muffins..... yum! Those were a very good 'cheat of the day' for my diet.
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                                      • #59
                                        You guys are so brilliant... so much talent here.

                                        YOU SENT THE LINK TO HM??? You should have held him to ransom since he will become a very rich man all because of you.

                                        There is a fine line between plain old vulgar and nicely naughty and witty.
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                                        • #60
                                          Originally posted by Foxtrot's View Post

                                          There is a fine line between plain old vulgar and nicely naughty and witty.
                                          I think it's the same line separating genius and insanity, and I straddle that one as well!

                                          I'm glad at least it made people laugh. Do you know any other guys where people talk regularly about his balls, and in such positive, glowing terms?
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