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  • #81
    Winglet: I think of a baby bird or (if I'm hungry) an order of buffalo wings from Applebee's

    Everythingbutwings: The first thing that pops into my head is mini crab quiches (am I fixated on food or what)

    bgoosewood: Blue goose

    Inverness: Ivermectin

    Creseida: Crescendo

    yd: yard dog

    Appyhunter: A pie hunter (there's that food thing again

    lilblackhorse: lilly black horse (what the heck is lilly black?)

    AAJumper: Alcoholics Anonymous Jumper

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    Whoops, there goes another rubber tree plant!
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    If the Number 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still number 2?

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    • #82
      Heehee. You'd use a Duramax when you're Powerstrokin'.

      I'm sure the marketing people are well aware of the implications.

      The Powerstroke is made by International/Navistar.

      [This message was edited by vineyridge on Jul. 22, 2002 at 01:44 PM.]
      "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay."
      Thread killer Extraordinaire

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      • #83
        canterlope:
        some western horse who can't get the lope yet

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        • #84
          OMGpony - Oh My God Pony

          Does anyone know what it really means?

          ~Kryswyn~
          "Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo"
          ~Kryswyn~ Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo
          Check out my Kryswyn JRTs on Facebook

          "Life is merrier with a terrier!"

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          • #85
            Momma Truck f350 = mother trucker = mother *-er

            very sorry! One of my friends used to always say mother trucker instead of the other option!

            Die hard member of the JESSE fan club!! :-)
            Member of the Disgruntled College Student Clique
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            • #86
              anyone who watches cartoon network knows mine

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              • #87
                lol my friend always says Mother trucker too... And did anyone notice how everything on this BB leads to Sexual Inuedos(sp?) [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

                TERRI!!!!
                Guess what guys!?!? Schools out! Guess what guys, IM SO HAPPY!!!!!
                ~*From Terri*~

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                • #88
                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MargaretF:
                  Whenever I see Fairweather's tag line I wonder why the poet Homer would be talking about beer as a solution.
                  <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


                  [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I was stumped on that one too. I was thinking "did he drink beer?"
                  The truth is rarely pure, and never simple. Oscar Wilde

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                  • #89
                    Findeight = FIND EIGHT (8) = find eight perfect jumps!!!!

                    Now I get it! It's not FIN-DELIGHT!

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                      #90
                      BLBGP always is "bludge-gup" to me [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

                      dran kittenhard to type with kitten pullingo n hoodie strings
                      [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] Big Things Ahead!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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                      • #91
                        I'm relieved to know I'm not the only one who 'sees' Figjam as Toe Jam....I know the explanation for the name, but it's still ickey.

                        eventer-mi I used to read as "eventer-me"...like eventer, I or something profound and philosophical that I didn't understand....until the whole Michigan connection clicked! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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                        • #92
                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lilblackhorse: oh, and artienlle (sp).....It's supposed to be for your horses Artie and Allie, right? I always thought it was some french name arti-nell. Duh.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          Awwww..... Someone thought of me! Yeah, Artie and Allie are my horses. And my name starts with A too.

                          I guess I could be AAA.....

                          [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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                          • #93
                            makes me think of Mother Goose for whatever odd reason instilled from childhood. Not fitting at all either - she is so much cuter than a goose!

                            *Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

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                            • #94
                              That is funny, Boss Hoss, I think of Bludge-Up when I see that name!

                              wqns = I see "Winks"

                              Art N Ellie = I never see the second A.



                              "What lamp has destiny to guide her little children stumbling in the dark?"

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                              • #95
                                For the longest time I thought artienallie was the horses names "Artie" and "Nallie" and I'd think, "Nallie, what an interesting and cute name for a horse."

                                And I too always think of Alcoholics Anonymous when I read "AAJumper"

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                                • #96
                                  Count me another one who sees the "llama cross." Others:

                                  DikecnadnuS: Dick and Amos

                                  jrsmasm: Jr's Mom

                                  Artienallie: Artesian Ellie

                                  tle: tally or tea

                                  Boss Hoss: Yup! I see the mean ole' mare with the pinned ears! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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                                  • #97
                                    msj i always read as MSG, like the chemical commonly found in chinese food... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                                    • #98
                                      tle is always turtle for me....a big, green, slow turtle [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] . [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

                                      *Proud Founder of the COTH Do It Yourself Clique*
                                      - "The base of the jump is your friend and the way you ride you can never have enough friends."
                                      \"Horses change lives. They give our young people confidence and self esteem, they provide peace and tranquility to troubled souls, they give us hope.\"
                                      - T. Robinson

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                                      • #99
                                        Portia is Por Tia

                                        However I am assuming it should be pronounced Porsche.....??

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                                        • I always think oh my god pony too for OMGPony....funny that someone sees my name, thought it was fairly straightforward.....could lilly be for "lilly livered coward"??? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] ...and apt description for my horse!

                                          Alas, also see AAJumper as alcoholics anonymous too [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

                                          The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
                                          Ellipses users clique ...
                                          TGFPT,HYOOTGP

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