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Conan O'Brian and Martha Stewart HR

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  • Conan O'Brian and Martha Stewart HR

    A funny.


  • #2
    that was hysterical...wouldn't you love to be hanging out with Conan...he would have me in stitches.
    save lives...spay/neuter/geld


    • #3
      That was hilarious! I love her Friesians- they are beautiful.
      Zion Farm - Friesian & Norwegian Fjord Horses


      • #4
        The best part is the end!! I nearly peed my pants!!


        • #5
          Martha would buy parsnips for her horses. Cavalletti bench was kinda cool though, wonder if it's comfortable at all?
          "Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out." ~John Wooden

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          • #6
            Originally posted by kateh View Post
            Cavalletti bench was kinda cool though,
            It's a bench? I thought it was just some cavalletti stacked there for show.

            Must NOT be nice to sit on!


            • Original Poster

              Originally posted by kateh View Post
              Martha would buy parsnips for her horses. Cavalletti bench was kinda cool though, wonder if it's comfortable at all?
              Is that what it was? Torture tool seemed like a pretty good description.
              But why not parsnips? I never tried them with Dobbin. But he loffed watermelon rinds, which the BO had never heard of.


              • #8
                Oh my --- that is hilarious. Must say Martha has a lot of nerve asking Conan over.
                Don't you love Martha's balance and steady hands? Too funny listening to her teaching stable management. Love, loved the clip and her horses.
                Proud member of People Who Hate to Kill Wildlife clique


                • #9
                  Oh my God I just linked this to all my horsey friends - too funny! She would totally buy papaya for her horses . . . poor Lola just gets Meadow Mints.

                  "You keep one leg on one side, the other leg on the other side, and your mind in the middle." -- Henry Taylor, "Riding Lesson"


                  • #10
                    I had a customer that brought her horse all manner of fruits. He got a half watermelon on a regular basis to chase around his stall.

                    On his birthday he was handfed a variety of treats, all dipped in a molassas jar before feeding.

                    Spoiled? Maybe? Earned it? Um, YUP!


                    • #11
                      Thanks for posting that! I saw that piece on his show a few years ago. I'm always telling
                      my "early to bed" friends about it. Now they can laugh their asses off too! Conan can be
                      really funny at times.

                      Hell hath no fury like the chestnut thoroughbred mare


                      • #12
                        hee hee hee hee hee.
                        I tolerate all kinds of animal idiosyncrasies.
                        I've found that I don't tolerate people idiosyncrasies as well. - Casey09


                        • #13
                          LMAO, that's great! You don't normally think of Martha Stewart as being.. like.. interesting and funny.
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                          • #14
                            That was hilarious! The last bit almost made me fall off of my couch laughing
                            Flying F Sport Horses
                            Horses in the NW


                            • #15
                              It made me pee

                              That was awesome... I thought my ponies were spoiled with daily apples and carrots.


                              • #16
                                Oh man. I saw that clip ages ago and I love it! The vacuum bit was hilarious. I almost wet myself laughing.


                                • #17
                                  That made me really laugh out loud - the end was just classic Conan and the vacuum was classic Martha!


                                  • Original Poster

                                    Originally posted by amastrike View Post
                                    LMAO, that's great! You don't normally think of Martha Stewart as being.. like.. interesting and funny.
                                    I'm with Conan. She's scary. DH told me a story of how she showed up at some horse event (I think it was Wintertur) and won the prize for the worst hat.


                                    • #19
                                      Too funny.


                                      • #20
                                        Made my day!