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  • #21
    Originally posted by terasa View Post
    My boyfriend is awesome and very helpful with the horses. The funny thing he does, though, is call their stable their "house". Which I thought was fine. I did, after all, build the barn to sort of match the house. So they have their house and I have mine
    When it got funny is when he told his friend he wasnt going to make it for coffee as he was going 'to go clean up the horse house'
    This is too cute! My very non-horsey boyfriend has also been helping me in the barn and is slowly getting the hang of all the horsey verbage, like halter, bridle, stall, etc. He's also gotten over his fear of horses and helps me turn them out, tie them, clean stalls, and holds my pony at shows! Positive exposure can make such a difference!
    Proud mom of a Chincoteague Pony

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    • #22
      Originally posted by Ambrey View Post
      The halter is still the "head thingy"
      The bridle is the "head thingy you ride with."
      Mr. Ambrey and Mr. CH were separated at birth!

      Yup, after 18 years of marriage, 15 of those with horses, 8 in self-care and now at home for 2 years ... he still puts on the head thingies to lead the mares here and there and helps me clean the head thingies I ride in.

      Terasa, I always send my horses into their "rooms" and "clean up their beds" when mucking. Mr. CH has picked up those terms and uses them exclusively. I know he knows the correct words -- stall, and bedding ... not to mention halter and bridle. He just refuses to use them. Even in public. Even in public with other horse people. What can you do?
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      • #23
        I still laugh to myself when I think about a lovely woman who worked at my barn for a summer cleaning stalls and helping out. She had no prior experience with horses, but had a really bubbly attitude and loved the horses.

        Shortly after she started, she was behind a horse that I was walking down the aisle, when it pooped. She squealed as she saw this happen and said "Oh my God, the horses butt is turning inside out!".

        Thought I'd wet my pants laughing!!!
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        • #24
          I had a father return to the barn from a show to fetch the "girdle" for the horse (the girth) - we all rolled in the aisles!!
          "A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by a majority." Rick Warren

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          • #25
            Originally posted by sid View Post
            I still laugh to myself when I think about a lovely woman who worked at my barn for a summer cleaning stalls and helping out. She had no prior experience with horses, but had a really bubbly attitude and loved the horses.

            Shortly after she started, she was behind a horse that I was walking down the aisle, when it pooped. She squealed as she saw this happen and said "Oh my God, the horses butt is turning inside out!".

            Thought I'd wet my pants laughing!!!
            I just woke the dog who was happily snoring on the couch!! She is NOT at all impressed with me!!!!

            These are all great..oompalompas?!!!!! Love it!!!

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            • #26
              My brother came to visit and told me, "Your horses are barking." They were whinnying.
              april
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              • #27
                My non-horsey sister-in-law came to a horseshow once and we were watching an equitation on the flat class. Several of the horses were wearing polo wraps. She leaned over and asked me, "Why are those horses wearing leg warmers?"
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                • #28
                  Hooves are "paws" according to my boss at the office.
                  Gentleman J - "Junior" - My been-there, done-that jumper

                  Send Your Love - "Serena" - Aug 10th 2009, Rest in Peace

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                  • #29
                    A Greek friend, not an animal person, was telling me about some horses she'd seen on tv. I asked her what breed they were . Her reply :'' I think they were Quaterbacks ''.

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                    • #30
                      I think Im going to tell everyone I ride pre-sg now! Too cute!

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                      • #31
                        Originally posted by EventFan View Post
                        I looooooove the oompaloompa story!

                        In the summer fly season we've had friends ask us why all the horses are wearing "blinders".They think it's rather cruel until we explain it.
                        This would make a cute appaloosa name!
                        You know why cowboys don't like Appaloosas?" - Answer: Because to train a horse, you have to be smarter than it is.

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                        • #32
                          I've heard many things over the years that have made me laugh, cry and run away screaming One of the world's worst and most embarassing moments ocurred for me a couple years ago when a somewhat newer boyfriend came out to the barn to pick me up for dinner. I was almost done working horses, but one of the broodies came into heat right as I was cleaning up the isleway. I had to live cover her with the new, non-horsey boyfriend standing there watching...oh the comments that I heard on the way to dinner
                          "...through his mane and tail the high wind sings,
                          Fanning the hairs, who wave like feathered wings." William Shakespeare

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                          • #33
                            One of my friends (from big city... no horse experience whatsoever) believed that all grown-up horses are called stallions, and all foals are called ponies! He was amazed when I told him about mares and fillies and colts, but when I mentioned geldings, he replied without missing a beat: "Now that's just cruel!"

                            He also can't tell the gaits apart. To him, when a horse is not walking, it's running...

                            And at a Thoroughbred Yearling sale he kept looking for the yearlings, believing them to be yet another horse breed, haha

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                            • #34
                              Originally posted by sid View Post
                              I still laugh to myself when I think about a lovely woman who worked at my barn for a summer cleaning stalls and helping out. She had no prior experience with horses, but had a really bubbly attitude and loved the horses.

                              Shortly after she started, she was behind a horse that I was walking down the aisle, when it pooped. She squealed as she saw this happen and said "Oh my God, the horses butt is turning inside out!".

                              Thought I'd wet my pants laughing!!!
                              This is a new one on me!!! I can see where she gets it from though!
                              COTH's official mini-donk enabler

                              "I am all for reaching out, but in some situations it needs to be done with a rolled up news paper." Alagirl

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                              • #35
                                Originally posted by equusus View Post
                                My brother came to visit and told me, "Your horses are barking." They were whinnying.
                                hahahah love it!

                                my mom also calls halters - collars, lead ropes - leashes, and stalls - cages...
                                i've also been asked how many babies my gelding has had
                                BDC

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                                • #36
                                  My mom who is and was the best show mom ever! She learned a lot from me and my trainers over the years. Although she will never ride herself ( afraid of heights and getting hurt)
                                  Well she has the funniest of way of determining a horses level. It was actually pretty good that my trainer at the time started saying it


                                  Ok if it is an untrained horse well that means he is green (check)
                                  and if it is trained then that means he is black (um check)

                                  My mom would ask people if there horse was green or black and the funny thing is they would actually give her an answer. A real answer. One lady said that her horse was black because she didn't know how to ride very well and a green horse was out of the question. I just stood there with my jaw hanging. It was like asking if your horse is green or black was common.

                                  Funny thing is my horse I have now is dark bay (black) but he is green hahahhaha
                                  She is like soon he will be fully black.

                                  She is the best!
                                  Ms Robin
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                                  • #37
                                    I have a horsey acquaintance who calls the blankets 'jackets'. It makes sense, it just sounds funny to me!
                                    Blugal

                                    You never know what kind of obsessive compulsive crazy person you are until another person imitates your behaviour at a three-day. --Gry2Yng

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                                    • #38
                                      'nother one

                                      My daughter used to teach the little peanuts and one day one of them asked "how do you tell the difference between the girl and boy ponies?" Without skipping a beat she responded "they pee different". I was so proud....
                                      "A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by a majority." Rick Warren

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