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  • <<Your horse is telling you s(he) would like more karroten.>>

    OH MY GOD! You got my horse down to a TEE! You are amazing. I don't know how you do it, it's like you have access to all his inner thoughts that I can only guess at. You'll never believe this, but I fed him a carrot TODAY! You must have tapped into him when I was RIGHT THERE! Oh my god, I am SO AMAZED. Who would have thought, a horse that wants carrots. The insight. This changes my WHOLE relationship with my horse. THANK YOU! How you get such acute, specific, useful readings-- I'll never understand. Did he tell you it was an ORANGE carrot? Because it was! But I am sure you know that. Now I've seen it all. And you've shown it to me. Do you take credit cards?



    ~Veronica

    "The Son Dee Times"
    "Sustained"
    ~Veronica
    "The Son Dee Times" "Sustained" "Somerset" "Franklin Square"
    http://photobucket.com/albums/y192/vxf111/

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    • Your horse loffs it when you scratch him/her in that spot where it makes them put their nose up in the air, twist their head to one side and wiggle their top lip! Really!

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      • I can hear them all... the roar is almost deafening. Please make them stop


        NOT ENOUGH KARROTEN! MORE KARROTEN, PLEASE
        See those flying monkeys? They work for me.

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        • Dorina says you do not give her enough karroten. She thinks you do not honor her beauty enough. She wants a mirror in her stall. She would like a big green pasture, and would like to gallop on the beach. She would like speakers in her stall.

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          • I am also getting some vibes on your horse...

            Do you, by any chance, feed her grain? I am getting that reading VERY strongly. You must have fed her several time. At least 2 in the time you've owned her. You feed her, don't you? A VERY strong vibe. She is telling me this, whispering like horses sometimes do. She likes to eat.

            She is a color. I am getting this from her. She is definately some color. Probably a dark one. Or maybe a lighter dark one. Your horse is not purple, or pink. Some other colorl. But what I am getting loud and clear is that she is A COLOR. She is not transparent. She is telling me this. You'll have to verify.

            She is telling me that you ride her, wait, I am getting this. In tack. Yes. Sometimes you ride her in tack? Am I right on this? And that tack is NOT flourescent green. She is telling me that in very strong tones. Her tack is a color other than green. Strong vibes on that as well.

            And... she has access to, wait, she's whispering now... water. She has access to water. Do you give your horse water? She's telling me she loves the water, it's very tasty. And wet. Your horse is shouting to me that the her water is wet. Yes. I am right on this, aren't I?

            One final though, your horse is telling me that SHE would like you to send me $100 in small, unmarked bills. Yes, your horse said that. I would never ask, I just repeat what "the brethren" tell me. She suggests $5's and $10's. She is wise beyond her years, this horse.

            ~Veronica

            "The Son Dee Times"
            "Sustained"
            ~Veronica
            "The Son Dee Times" "Sustained" "Somerset" "Franklin Square"
            http://photobucket.com/albums/y192/vxf111/

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            • You guys are amazing. You are almost really close on at least a couple of things.

              Let's face it, Dorina's needs are simple. She wants my platinum card.
              See those flying monkeys? They work for me.

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              • Coreene,

                I am getting a strong signal from Oliver. He thinks you should provide him with more opportunities to hone some particular skills. Those would be: rolling in fresh shavings; paprika tasting (Hungarian vs Spanish vs domestic); he want to start his own chapter of "Toastmasters" (though whether it will be the traditional forum for public speaking or just an opportunity to play with Rufus is a little fuzzy); the next time he gets his feet done, he wants a barbed wire decal that looks like a surfer's tatoo on his hoof and he wants Dorina's cell #.
                See those flying monkeys? They work for me.

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                • Veronica,

                  I am having a harder time with your horse. It is either male or female, am I right? The details are a little hard to get because of some shock your horse is experiencing. Oh! the feeder is empty or is it a bucket? But funny, just like Dorina, your horse has access to water! This is incredible.
                  See those flying monkeys? They work for me.

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                  • ROFLMAO!!

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                    • vxf111 - I think that is the funniest post I have ever read!!!

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                      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wowee zowee:
                        vxf111 - I think that is the funniest post I have ever read!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                        LMAO I second that!!!

                        **Member of the Ocularly Challenged Equine Support Group**
                        **Member of the Ocularly Challenged Equine Support Group**

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                        • * \"the suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts\" Willy Wonka

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                          • hold on I'm not done yet...

                            *I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said, I drank what? - Val Kilmer, Real Genius*
                            * \"the suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts\" Willy Wonka

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                            • Veronica, do you take Paypal??

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                              Book: If you take advantage of her, you\'re going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. Firefly

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                              • Ok, I tried reading the other thread, but here was quite a bit of mumbo-jumbo to sort so I am only about page 8. Are there any specific "highlights" pages I should look for so I don't have to read the entire 34 pages of "wow, my horse has 4 legs, wants more carrots" insights??

                                And just by reading this thread, I think there are some awesome AC's just on this board alone! Can you guys tell me something about my plain bay 16.1 10 year old TB gelding that I show in am/ad jumpers so I can be impressed by your infinite abilities? Puh-lease?!?!?! It would give me something to discuss at the family Christmas dinner tonight.
                                "I'm not crazy...my mother had me tested"

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                                • I haven't read this entire thread, but I want to add something VERY IMPORTANT.

                                  I noticed someone asking why the "psychics" haven't won the lottery yet, if they can supposedly predict the future. To be honest, a "real" (aka someone who genuinely feels they can communicate with animals) Animal Communicator would NEVER refer to themselves as a psychic. I have had a woman read my horse (other people who post here have used the same woman and I know I have given her number to a few people on here) and she is INSULTED if anyone refers to her as a "psychic".

                                  I know that there are believers and non-believers, and that no matter how strong a testimony might be, it most likely isn't enough to make a non-believer a believer. However, I used to be a non-believer, until two things happened- I had this woman read my own horse- and she found my old trainer's dog. This is how she found the dog: Scruffy was an OLD OLD little terrier or some sort (he was a mutt but a tiny dog mostly terrier) who was blind, deaf, and dumb. Very dumb. My old trainer had 5 dogs, but Scruffy was the only one that had to live in the house. Now my old trainer was a woman who treated her dogs better than people- when she was teaching a lesson, and it was cold, she'd leave the heat on in her car for the dogs, lol. One day, we don't know how, Scruffy got loose and when she went back to her house (which is on the barn property) he was gone. So my trainer called the AC (and this AC only asks for what city the animal is in, and what color it is- or a question of that nature) and asked the AC if she could help find Scruffy. After "searching" for Scruffy for a while, the AC said "I can't get a clear signal from him, is Scruffy deaf?" So after confirming that Scruffy was indeed deaf, she asked if Scruffy had any "friends". She said that she could communicate through Watchdog, Scruffy's main doggy friend. I thought this was completely bogus At any rate, she said since Scruffy was blind he wasn't going to be able to describe where he was other than what he felt. So the AC "connected" with Watchdog, and finally she says "Scruffy told Watchdog that he's too far away from home, and that he fell into a hole where it is wet and cold and he's been there all day" when we asked how far away Scruffy was (of course she couldn't be sure, as dogs most likely don't understand the concept of miles) the AC said based on what Scruffy said, probably somewhere between 1-3 miles. We loaded up Watchdog in the car and went looking, and sure enough we found Scruffy...down in a ditch, where developers had drained a lake in order to build homes. Wet- and cold.

                                  This same lady has also been right on the money about my horses and other horses that I have ridden (my old trainer called her about some that I rode for her). I don't think this is a skill that just anyone can acquire, and I CERTAINLY do not think that his "Norahlee" woman is an AC. This lady really wants t help people with their animals...she helped my mom's friend for DAYS track down her dog. But don't let this experience alone make you a nonbeliever.

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                                  • I am back. It is so mentally DRAINING doing all these advanced searches, er, I mean draining doing all of these READINGS! But I must speak for those who have no voice. I must allow your horses to speak to you through me. I do it for them. I do it for free. I do it at birthday parties too. And tips are always appreciated in lieu of a decent working wage

                                    Giddy-up. I am now tuning in on your horse. Is his name Miranda? If not, he would like you to change it to Miranda. That's what he's telling me. He tells me that his true "horse name" is Miranda, so screw your fancy schmancy show name crap and call him Miranda like the magnificent, untamed, beast he truly is. And also he loves pink rhinestones. Oh wait, I wasn't tuning into your horse there. I think I was turning into a drag show or something. Signals crossed.

                                    Okay, back to your horse.

                                    I am zoning in on him, he is telling me about a roof. Do you by any chance keep this horse IN a building with a room or NEAR a building with a roof? This reading is very strong. Your horse has definately been near a roof lately! I am sure of this, he is not whispering now but loadly and gloriously nickering.

                                    He is now telling me about his buddy. His buddy is a creature with at least 2 legs and at least 1 eye. Does your horse pal around with a creature who is giften with at least 1 eye? I am seeing this buddy of your horse. I cannot decribe him, your horse's soul is communicating him to me in the form of a Picasso painting. Horses sometimes channel artistes you know. Anyway, I can tell from the painting that your horse has a fine sense of design and a predeliction for naked women. Okay, maybe that's Picasso, not your horse. But your horse certainly appreciates fine art!

                                    One last thing, your horse has to go, but before he leaves he wanted to say "Merry Christmas" and "give your social security number, credit card information, and home address to the pet psychic."

                                    I am gutted now and must go rest before I channel a piece of squirrel roadkill I saw on the way home tonight.

                                    ~Veronica

                                    "The Son Dee Times"
                                    "Sustained"
                                    ~Veronica
                                    "The Son Dee Times" "Sustained" "Somerset" "Franklin Square"
                                    http://photobucket.com/albums/y192/vxf111/

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                                    • A 'real' communicator would never call themself a psychic!

                                      thats a goooooood one!

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                                      • You guys are HORRIBLE!

                                        I just spent hours of perusing ALL 34 pages of that truly bizzare thread simply out of morbid curiousity. I think I need to get a life, and get one soon!

                                        Some thoughts:

                                        I was amazed at just how many folks were falling out of the woodwork desperate for this person's attention. It took me awhile to realize they weren't all tongue in cheek. But this self-styled Animal Communicator had many in her thrall and kept them there.

                                        I always thought that the essence of true horsemanship came from the ability to work closely in partnership with one's horse, and to hold communication through direct observation and understanding.

                                        In my opinion, one reason Self Styled AC could get so many people in thrall and keep them there was by clever use of the Guilt Trip. This whole business about horses being in constant pain--how can anybody really know what horses are feeling? And some people were really taking it to heart about not being their horse's "true owner". How upsetting to believe something like that. Talk about creating self-doubt.

                                        Something to think about: The horses we all know and love are all descendents of long lines of domesticated animals, going back to pre-history, and continuing to develop even to this day. For centuries, horses have been bred to produce the animals with the characteristics most favorable for living with humans. So, it's doubtful that living in "artificial" situations and working in their traditional manner is truly painful or aversive to most domestic horses. Of course we can never really "know" what they are thinking, but if this were that unpleasant for them, it is doubtful that we would be able to do most if any of the things we do with them. This "true owner" business is also intriguing. Again, part of being domesticated is being able to tolerate contact with humans in general. Your horse is your horse. Period. Like other partnerships, some may succeed and some fail. As humans and horsepersons, it is our duty to learn to discern which is which and take according measures.

                                        I had some slight contact with SSAC on another thread about a different subject, and, frankly did not come away with a very high impression. SSAC came across as very control-freaky and in need of some ego gratification. I'm sure she found just that until finally burning out from the effort. What a rush it must have been, to have all those people rushing for your "help".

                                        That said, while I have no real desire to mess around with AC's, I would not deny that some people seem to have had success with this kind of assistance.

                                        The bottom line is to choose your advisors wisely. This goes for trainers, vets, chiropractors, farriers, whoever, as well as for ACs. Don't just buy into what somebody tells you they can do over a message board--this can amount to playing with fire. Especially when the advice starts to make the seeker feel bad about themselves, guilty, worried, etc., so they have to come back for more. That, my friends, is psychological exploitation for SOMEONE ELSE'S ego gratification, not for your or your horse's best interest.

                                        Love all your horses. Seek to accept the unique gifts each has to offer in his/her own little horsey way. Learn each one throughly. Take good care of them but also enjoy them for what they are, as they are.

                                        Merry Christmas.

                                        Founder and president of the No-Legged Rider Clique
                                        Snap Dragon's mom.

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                                        • I hope I just didn't get overly serious in my last thread. I just want to say I have been enjoying this thread, in the direction is was going. You folks are hilarious!

                                          Founder and president of the No-Legged Rider Clique
                                          Snap Dragon's mom.

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