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What DON'T you want for the holidays? Lighthearted fun!

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  • I have so many underwear stories, it's unbelievable.
    When |I was still working in the city, installling phones, |I went to a house, knocked on the door, and a VERY nice young man answered. He was so surprised to see a WOMAN telephone installer, that he inadvertantly took a step forward. As he did so, the front door swung shut behind him.
    Leaving him standing on the porch, which was RIGHT on the street, (Oakwood Ave, just south of Eglinton) wearing nothing but the smallest tightest pair of fire-engine red bikini underwear I have ever seen on a VERY nice young man!
    you can bet your life I took my time getting dial tone to the house, when he could finally call a friend to come with a spare key.
    LESS HARD WORK, MORE FINE DINING!™
    complicate, obfuscate, prevaricate.

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    • Hehe, Of course I play with Legos, RR! I always claim the role (not ROLL!) of stable manager when divying up the Legos. All the ponies, this way!

      And to my elf, I'm waiting excitedly!

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      • Ummm...Harry...you and your, um, Johnson are wreaking Havoc all over this Board today...Mrs. J out of town???
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        Go, Baby, Go......
        Aefvue Farms Footing Inspector

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        • No, Irish, the wife is at home, watching one reality show or another, and getting the last of the holiday wrapping done.
          POYBGP, member in good standing.

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          • We are coming down to the wire...it better not be pajamas. Or next year I will get my SIL an oval tablecloth for her rectangular dining room table.
            www.specialhorses.org
            a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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            • Dressagegeek..I double dog dare you to do that.

              My SIL specialized in the weird Christmas themed sweatshirts and sinus clearing perfume.

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              • Mozart, you must be a Johnson, we have the same relative
                POYBGP, member in good standing.

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                • This is going to be just Christmas cheery, but I DON'T want to put my dog down, which I'm doing just after Christmas since she's a biter. I don't want to be sobbing everytime I think of it.

                  And I also don't want to end up with a migraine waiting.

                  Other than that, I'm happy with any kind of Christmas gift.
                  Monica
                  Muddy Paw Farms

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                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LostFarmer:

                    Some of the worst: Lawn mower, For the record it is a VERY nice mower. Vacuum, Again for the record it was the Dyson Animal model, not some hoover special.
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                    Well, if she didn't appreciate the Dyson, something isn't right. That is the best $400 I have ever spent and I would have much prefered to have it gifted to me. I actually *enjoy* vacuuming now, the Dyson rocks!!!!

                    All I want for Christmas is a horse. That's it. Just one stinking horse. I even have him all picked out. I have been asking for one for 22 years now, you would think EVENTUALLY someone would get the hint. Or perhpaps they are immune to my pleading now...
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                    Proud member of the \"A\" Team and the \"Hubby won\'t let me have horses\" Clique
                    http://community.webshots.com/user/Jeepgirl_311

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                    • Jeepgirl - take it from me - after a certain time has elapsed, you must get the horse for yourself.

                      Then, when you ask someone what THEY want, and they don't know, you can offer to get them a saddlepad or boot socks.

                      And Mozart - if I get pajamas - even horsey themed ones - I will have to resort to some sort of revenge. For my other SIL, I simply bought my neice and nephew whatever they wanted that she had expressly forbidden them to have. If the item said, "Stains fabric and carpets" you can bet they had it in their hands in record time.With a silly putty chaser.
                      www.specialhorses.org
                      a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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