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  • #21
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LessIsMore17:
    This wasn't a Christmas gift, but a few months ago this older gentleman here at my office left me a poster on my office doorstep w a note that said : "Found in my basement to be thrown away. Thought you might want it"
    The poster is of a palomino (I think), it's so didgy and dirty and the color has all faded off of it. The caption is To Love Something is to Give it Room to Grow.
    I have it hanging in my office with the post-it note attacted </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    OMG... perhaps I just have a really sick sense of humor but I am ROTFLMAO over this one!

    Thanks!
    "Kindness is free" ~ Eurofoal
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    The CoTH CYA - please consult w/your veterinarian under any and all circumstances.

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    • #22
      There was the year my godson (at 3) got the Creepy Crawler Insect Factory and his father and I spent hours playing with it (my godson liked the box best) until my cousin said, "MAYBE YOU BETTER LET HIM PLAY WITH IT BECAUSE IT IS HIS TOY." Oh. Right. (I wasn't allowed one as a child, because it was "dangerous." However, I was the unwilling receipient of the "Betty Crocker Easy Bake Oven," which worked off the identical light bulb technology. Go figure.)

      But 2 years later, after I had just gotten off the phone with my cousin, in tears because the guy I'd been seeing (that I thought was going to ask me the "M" question) had dumped me, I got a lumpy envelope from my godson. In it was a crayoned letter: "I am sorry this man does not want to marry with you" (spelled out, I'm sure, with my cousin's help - he asked her why I was so upset) and the enveloped was filled with glow-in-the-dark creepy crawly insects. I still have the insects and the letter.

      Actually - another bad, bad gift: a knitting machine. I had asked for a pony. I know I spelled everything correctly. I know that even under duress, even after extreme torture, I would never have asked for a knitting machine. Took me several hours to break it and so be done with it, only to discover my older brother was fascinated by it. WIsh he'd told me sooner as I would have regifted it on the spot.

      Sigh...my mother...she was so hopeful I could be "convinced" that the "horse thing" could be redirected. Obviously not. But then, she never got me to go to medical school either (although I do teach in one, but I don't make an MD's salary).
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      • #23
        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Reg Corkum:
        Well I know what I really don't want and I hate to admit but I have family members who love that sort of thing... is one of those horse herd lamplike wall hangings that when you light it up the fields move...oh god! Please! ha ha

        Merrrrrrry Chrissssstmas everyyyyyybuddy! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

        Oh, oh... maybe this one is even better... now my sides are aching, please, stop ya'll, before I break a rib!
        "Kindness is free" ~ Eurofoal
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        • #24
          DG, I'm not sure whether to offer you a hug or just sit back and LMAO at your expense.
          "I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten." - Winnie the Pooh

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          • #25
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            • #26
              Ok.. what don't I want for the holidays.

              I don't want anyone to buy me anything at all. I have everything I want and I certainly have everything I need. I would like someone to take one of my rescue puppies and give it a great home. They are lovely and deserve people of their own.. I am only one mommy and am spread pretty thin right now!

              Memories of bad xmas presents.. one morning I woke up to find that my mother must have mistaken ME for some other little girl. She had bought me a Barbie Townhouse. I already had a pony, but wanted another one.. I promptly went to the barn, saw I still only owned one pony, and then informed her of her mistake. Boy was she PISSED. I don't think I ever fulfilled any of her expectations of a daughter!
              "Kindness is free" ~ Eurofoal
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              • #27
                What I DON'T want for Christmas...

                I don't want a call from work.

                I don't want subzero temps.

                I REALLY don't want this to be my dog's last Christmas, but I suspect it may be . Of course, I also thought that last year, so there is hope!!

                I can't complain about my family's gift giving since they are actually REALLY good at getting the right things. I don have a memory of ONE bad Christmas though...I was, I think, 5. I really really wanted a Snoopy Sno Cone Maker. Really, really, really!!! There was a gift under the tree for a week before Christmas that was the right size, and when you shook it, sounded like the SSNCM (however that may sound, lol). Needless to say, I was convinced, and on Christmas morning I opened up the box to find...

                a globe.

                Yup.

                I finally got the Sno Cone Maker 25 years later. Makes good margaritas!!! Thanks Mom!!!
                ****Indecision may or may not be my problem****

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                • #28
                  My mom would pick me up random things that she found on sale and give them to me... from my horse.

                  One year my horse gave me a pocket encyclopedia.

                  I can't decide whether my horse thought I was dumb and needed the help... or if my horse thought I was nerdy enough to enjoy carrying around something like that.

                  Bad horse!

                  ~Adrienne

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                  • #29
                    EqTrainer...so you are not the only one who received barbies and not ponies. What is with these mothers? I am not taht way, especially with kids. I got my neice a Christina Agulera CD, as requested. So, she was only allowed to listen to it in the bathroom, with the door closed. But she still got what she asked for, even though I kept loudly proclaiming at the checkout counter, "I am not buying this for ME. It is for my NIECE."

                    And it's okay, AGgie4Bar, because now I know how to "get them back." I have a lot of fun planning gifts for people, I shop all year long, it's like a game to get a present that is perfectly on target. But then, sometimes you have to get a present and it's someone you don't like. For another SIL, who doesn't read these boards, thank goodness, I would keep my eye out all year for something in her taste. It had to be at most 25% of its original price, 10% was better. And it had to have the original price sticker. One year I got her a ceramic pitcher and platter in her style and color, original cost, $50, I bought it for $5. But she thought I paid $50.

                    Even better, like for an engagement present you are obligated to buy but you really don't want to, you buy something not cheap, but ...tacky. Like Elvis on black velvet, just not that obvious. And you give it to them, and say, with all sincerity, "I just saw this and thought of you! Don't you love it!" Because it will be a gift they can't even regift.

                    You see how evil I can be.

                    Edited to add: you can also make donations in their name...like to the Democratic National Committee if they are a Republican.
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                    a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                    • #30
                      I don't want a Life Alert to wear around my neck. It worries my long-distance relatives about my life with horses.

                      Yes I live alone. Yes I live with 21 of the critters -- age 7 months to 31. Yes, I run my tractor and loader -- on snow and ice. Yes I have 3 breeding stallions.

                      For God's sake I've been doing this for 20 years mostly solo. I just turned 54....Life Alert? Me? Not yet!

                      God forbid, they decide to send me a "Clapper" instead...
                      www.littlebullrun@aol.com See Little Bull Run's stallions at:
                      "Argosy" - YouTube and "Boleem" - YouTube
                      Boleem @ 1993 National Dressage Symposium - YouTube

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                      • #31
                        sid - it sound slike your relatives are watching way too many infomercials...maybe you'll get the magic bullet and can have a brunch made in just under 10 seconds.
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                        • #32
                          um...

                          anything horse related, unless I asked for it...

                          Like, but not limited to: Crappy calendars, crappy t-shirts, any t-shirt that has any horse running free on it, at all!, horse shaped soap, horse anything! I love horses...I don't love corny horse stuff...

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                          • #33
                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by EqTrainer:

                            Memories of bad xmas presents.. one morning I woke up to find that my mother must have mistaken ME for some other little girl. She had bought me a Barbie Townhouse. I already had a pony, but wanted another one.. I promptly went to the barn, saw I still only owned one pony, and then informed her of her mistake. Boy was she PISSED. I don't think I ever fulfilled any of her expectations of a daughter! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            Oh god, thats brilliant!

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                            • #34
                              My husband, who I adore and who is very, very smart (and who looks like Robert Redford thirty years ago ) was in an airport book store and saw the book "Horse People." Michael Korda, for those of you not in the know.

                              He, because he is so very, very intelligent looked it up on Amazon and read the reviews and did NOT buy it for me.

                              God, I love that man.
                              Chronicles of the $700 Pony
                              The Further Adventures of the $700 Pony
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                              • #35
                                What is it with those funky T shirts? No one's heard of Jared Lee?

                                One year, the SIL for whom I would only buy severely discounted items (and this is why) bought me some cat items. I had had to put my 17 1/2 yr old cat to sleep just a month earlier, and I was still grieving. I looked at my SIL, blankly, and said, "But I don't have a cat anymore." And she shrugged, and said, "Yeah, but I bought the stuff before you put her to sleep."
                                www.specialhorses.org
                                a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues

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                                • #36
                                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DressageGeek "Ribbon HoHoHo":
                                  sid - it sound slike your relatives are watching way too many infomercials...maybe you'll get the magic bullet and can have a brunch made in just under 10 seconds. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                  Oh no! I got my dad a Magic Bullet! LoL. We had Christmas at Thanksgiving and he was so wildly unimpressed it was unbelievable. LoL. The infomercial is COOL darn it!

                                  &lt;g&gt;

                                  ~Adrienne

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                                  • #37
                                    What I do not want is yet another "Horseman's Encyclopedia" I have 2 for crying out loud. Do not give me another.

                                    The worst gift I can remember is when my ex-husband bought a watch I had been admiring and gave it to his mother. I got the watch he thought I should have - metal band, very un-remarkable - because it looked more 'professional' (I worked in an office). Serious Oedipus complex that one.

                                    Mom just gave me a bracelet she had floating around her house for the last few years. Way to go Mom!!
                                    Ride Mustangs - An American Original!

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                                    • #38
                                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Reynard Ridge:
                                      My husband, who I adore and who is very, very smart (and who looks like Robert Redford thirty years ago ) was in an airport book store and saw the book "Horse People." Michael Korda, for those of you not in the know.

                                      He, because he is so very, very intelligent looked it up on Amazon and read the reviews and did NOT buy it for me.

                                      God, I love that man. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                      Stop rubbing it in, RR, or I will send a contingent of Playboy Bunnies your way as his xmas present!

                                      Just joking. Mr. EqT got me farrier tools for my birthday - but not JUST farrier tools.. they are nicer than the ones my farrier uses! Isn't a thoughtful husband a wonderful thing?!
                                      "Kindness is free" ~ Eurofoal
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                                      The CoTH CYA - please consult w/your veterinarian under any and all circumstances.

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                                      • #39
                                        Don't really get presents, so anything would be appreciated - almost. Miss the exchange at a boarding barn where people know your likes, etc. Nope, don't need any junky almost-looks-like-a-horse pictures, figurines, t-shirts, etc. Always ask for socks, would LOVE $10 or even $5 gift certificate for tack shop because I've never gotten one. I always go to the pro shop for the golfers, but did anyone ever go to a tack shop - no! Brother did surprise me with a Tang Dynasty Smithsonian horse last year and this year with a beautiful horse head bust. Really surprisingly nice, the both of them. Only thing I get is food at work - eeek! I'm contributing with my own fudge - so there!

                                        Oh, Carson Kressley was on Martha making gingerbread houses and talking about his new kid's book about being diff. I think maybe Jared Lee did his illustrations?
                                        http://www.angelfire.com/ult/irishmosaic/Dublin/

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                                        • #40
                                          Dear Santa: The colic you sent us for Christmas last year was an excellent bonding opportunity. However, please don't feel obligated to go to that much effort again on my account; you've done more already than I can thank you for. A simple card will do. I'll even take the one with the cowboy stuff on it that nobody else wants!
                                          Thank you,
                                          Liz and Avery
                                          "The standard you walk by is the standard you accept."--Lt. Gen. David Morrison, Austalian Army Chief

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