• Welcome to the Chronicle Forums.
    Please complete your profile. The forums and the rest of www.chronofhorse.com has single sign-in, so your log in information for one will automatically work for the other. Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are the views of the individual and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of The Chronicle of the Horse.

Announcement

Collapse

Forum rules and no-advertising policy

As a participant on this forum, it is your responsibility to know and follow our rules. Please read this message in its entirety.

Board Rules

1. You’re responsible for what you say.
As outlined in Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, The Chronicle of the Horse and its affiliates, as well Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd., the developers of vBulletin, are not legally responsible for statements made in the forums.

This is a public forum viewed by a wide spectrum of people, so please be mindful of what you say and who might be reading it—details of personal disputes are likely better handled privately. While posters are legally responsible for their statements, the moderators may in their discretion remove or edit posts that violate these rules. Users have the ability to modify or delete their own messages after posting, but administrators generally will not delete posts, threads or accounts upon request.

Outright inflammatory, vulgar, harassing, malicious or otherwise inappropriate statements and criminal charges unsubstantiated by a reputable news source or legal documentation will not be tolerated and will be dealt with at the discretion of the moderators.

Credible threats of suicide will be reported to the police along with identifying user information at our disposal, in addition to referring the user to suicide helpline resources such as 1-800-SUICIDE or 1-800-273-TALK.

2. Conversations in horse-related forums should be horse-related.
The forums are a wonderful source of information and support for members of the horse community. While it’s understandably tempting to share information or search for input on other topics upon which members might have a similar level of knowledge, members must maintain the focus on horses.

3. Keep conversations productive, on topic and civil.
Discussion and disagreement are inevitable and encouraged; personal insults, diatribes and sniping comments are unproductive and unacceptable. Whether a subject is light-hearted or serious, keep posts focused on the current topic and of general interest to other participants of that thread. Utilize the private message feature or personal email where appropriate to address side topics or personal issues not related to the topic at large.

4. No advertising in the discussion forums.
Posts in the discussion forums directly or indirectly advertising horses, jobs, items or services for sale or wanted will be removed at the discretion of the moderators. Use of the private messaging feature or email addresses obtained through users’ profiles for unsolicited advertising is not permitted.

Company representatives may participate in discussions and answer questions about their products or services, or suggest their products on recent threads if they fulfill the criteria of a query. False "testimonials" provided by company affiliates posing as general consumers are not appropriate, and self-promotion of sales, ad campaigns, etc. through the discussion forums is not allowed.

Paid advertising is available on our classifieds site and through the purchase of banner ads. The tightly monitored Giveaways forum permits free listings of genuinely free horses and items available or wanted (on a limited basis). Items offered for trade are not allowed.

Advertising Policy Specifics
When in doubt of whether something you want to post constitutes advertising, please contact a moderator privately in advance for further clarification. Refer to the following points for general guidelines:

Horses – Only general discussion about the buying, leasing, selling and pricing of horses is permitted. If the post contains, or links to, the type of specific information typically found in a sales or wanted ad, and it’s related to a horse for sale, regardless of who’s selling it, it doesn’t belong in the discussion forums.

Stallions – Board members may ask for suggestions on breeding stallion recommendations. Stallion owners may reply to such queries by suggesting their own stallions, only if their horse fits the specific criteria of the original poster. Excessive promotion of a stallion by its owner or related parties is not permitted and will be addressed at the discretion of the moderators.

Services – Members may use the forums to ask for general recommendations of trainers, barns, shippers, farriers, etc., and other members may answer those requests by suggesting themselves or their company, if their services fulfill the specific criteria of the original post. Members may not solicit other members for business if it is not in response to a direct, genuine query.

Products – While members may ask for general opinions and suggestions on equipment, trailers, trucks, etc., they may not list the specific attributes for which they are in the market, as such posts serve as wanted ads.

Event Announcements – Members may post one notification of an upcoming event that may be of interest to fellow members, if the original poster does not benefit financially from the event. Such threads may not be “bumped” excessively. Premium members may post their own notices in the Event Announcements forum.

Charities/Rescues – Announcements for charitable or fundraising events can only be made for 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organizations. Special exceptions may be made, at the moderators’ discretion and direction, for board-related events or fundraising activities in extraordinary circumstances.

Occasional posts regarding horses available for adoption through IRS-registered horse rescue or placement programs are permitted in the appropriate forums, but these threads may be limited at the discretion of the moderators. Individuals may not advertise or make announcements for horses in need of rescue, placement or adoption unless the horse is available through a recognized rescue or placement agency or government-run entity or the thread fits the criteria for and is located in the Giveaways forum.

5. Do not post copyrighted photographs unless you have purchased that photo and have permission to do so.

6. Respect other members.
As members are often passionate about their beliefs and intentions can easily be misinterpreted in this type of environment, try to explore or resolve the inevitable disagreements that arise in the course of threads calmly and rationally.

If you see a post that you feel violates the rules of the board, please click the “alert” button (exclamation point inside of a triangle) in the bottom left corner of the post, which will alert ONLY the moderators to the post in question. They will then take whatever action, or no action, as deemed appropriate for the situation at their discretion. Do not air grievances regarding other posters or the moderators in the discussion forums.

Please be advised that adding another user to your “Ignore” list via your User Control Panel can be a useful tactic, which blocks posts and private messages by members whose commentary you’d rather avoid reading.

7. We have the right to reproduce statements made in the forums.
The Chronicle of the Horse may copy, quote, link to or otherwise reproduce posts, or portions of posts, in print or online for advertising or editorial purposes, if attributed to their original authors, and by posting in this forum, you hereby grant to The Chronicle of the Horse a perpetual, non-exclusive license under copyright and other rights, to do so.

8. We reserve the right to enforce and amend the rules.
The moderators may delete, edit, move or close any post or thread at any time, or refrain from doing any of the foregoing, in their discretion, and may suspend or revoke a user’s membership privileges at any time to maintain adherence to the rules and the general spirit of the forum. These rules may be amended at any time to address the current needs of the board.

Please see our full Terms of Service and Privacy Policy for more information.

Thanks for being a part of the COTH forums!

(Revised 2/8/18)
See more
See less

Spinoff: LEAST Popular Horse Names

Collapse
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • My old tb mare was registered as "Grazin in Da Grasz" yuck.
    I rode a big lug of a holstiener for a few years named Dante, which quickly evolved into Dantesourous. It was very fitting.
    we have a pony simply named "pony" (affectionately known as yoush*thead)
    My best friends morgan gelding is Moonbeam (his registered name is moonbeam's adonis).
    It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

    Comment


    • When I first started taking riding lessons, I rotated among the four beginner-level horses:

      - Brownie (yawn)
      - Freckles (also yawn)
      but also
      - Elizabeth Taylor, a big stout hairy homely sorrel tobiano
      - Porkchop, a smaller fatter pinto
      Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you? You are at your very best when things are worst.
      Starman

      Comment


      • We have the following at our barn:

        A Little Extra (Extra) didn't know his dam was pregnant when bought

        Shiloh
        Cody
        Skip
        Dr. Watson (Watson,DW,Wally)
        Ian
        Bailey
        Zoe
        Evening Star (Star)
        Abby (Absolutely Irish)
        Cocoa (Count Chocula)
        Kyler
        Pony Boy
        Daisy
        Hershey (Midnight Expresso)
        Tremendous
        Flower (38 year old pony) Flower Child
        Marvin as in Starvin' Marvin the way he was when we rescued him. Not so starvin' now.

        Have also had Mo, Justin, Lovey, Jazz, Tucker, Tyler, Everest, Noel, Jael, Taylor Made. The list goes on, but I'll stop.

        Comment


        • Chip and Dip-they were best friends.
          I knew a racehorse named Lil' Starvin Marvin!
          \"it\'s not what you win, but who you beat\"
          Member of Acrylic Nail,Horseless Riders,Mommies, and Pennsylvania Cliques!

          Comment


          • A TB broodmare who lost the top half of her ears to frostbite as a foal--Don't Laugh At Me. We called her Laugh..

            The jumper named Gettin' Some Tail who had a 4-inch tail....

            I broke a race yearling once--a very fat chestnut filly. We called her Tomato...

            A 21-year-old TB broodmare, registered name Old Maid...

            I had a horse who's name included the word "Lune"--his barn name was Looney, and it fit.

            Comment


            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Equit8tor:
              2DogsFarm- when did you show "Plain Brown Wrapper"? I remember a horse by that name showing in Ontario on the Trillium Circuit (by Janet Hall) many years ago........... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

              Nope - wrong Wrapper - this was in the late '80s in the Midwest, I showed against Wrapper on my horse Hey Vern! - we even had a jumpoff together once
              *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
              Steppin' Out 1988-2004
              Hey Vern! 1982-2009, Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009
              Sam(Jaybee Altair) 1994-2015

              Comment


              • In our barn we have a Nibbles and a Buck, both appropriately named I'm afraid!

                We used to have Pog and we have a huge draft mare named Shortcake. I think her owner has a warped sense of humor.

                One of our mares is named Murphy. The kids started calling her Murph which has unfortunately turned into Smurf. I hate it but admit I use it too.

                I almost forgot the worst of all...my friend has a horse who's barn name is Fugly. As in "effin ugly". Poor guy.
                A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.

                Comment


                • My friend used to ride a small pony for our trainer named Kermit and his show name was Once I was a Tadpole

                  My old mare was named Pavielle, to this day I have no idea what it means or even what language it is

                  Comment


                  • My horse's barn name is Bonaire.
                    A few years ago, one of the then-teenagers christened him "Boner". It stuck.

                    *I* prefer "Bon-Bon".

                    Comment


                    • we have a Grey, Freebie, 14, Stinky, Smore( black and white paint), hopper, lanoo, landman, and sebastian
                      "If you are nervous you arent focused-if you are focused, there is no room for nerves!"

                      Comment


                      • Smack
                        Qualified Saddle Fitter with the S.M.S.
                        www.ravenwoodaussies.com

                        Comment


                        • Kelsey, do you know Pavi's lineage? Pavielle is a name, a kabaala name oddly enough. But I tend to think that's not how she got her name. "Elle" is she/female in french. I'd bet her sire has Pavi or something similar, and since she was a filly they were relatively uncreative and added elle to the end. Just guessing.
                          ~Veronica
                          "The Son Dee Times" "Sustained" "Somerset" "Franklin Square"
                          http://photobucket.com/albums/y192/vxf111/

                          Comment


                          • Don't Know.
                            <><

                            Comment


                            • Okay

                              Gorgeous line of Hessons but there registered names are

                              Ravioli
                              Vitamina

                              you get the picture...

                              Ravioli has a new name but some how Ravioli is a term of affection for him now.
                              Founder OMG I Loff my Freakishly Large Horse~Founder OMG I hate that I have Lyme Disease
                              Mom to Soleil Levant "Levi" & Presley the Uber JRT

                              Comment


                              • We also have at our barn (where I work)"

                                Turbo (Grey arab who's dead quiet)
                                Banjo
                                Stinky - Westphalian mare (full name Distinctive)

                                There's also
                                "Mort"
                                "Andy"
                                "Bucky"(and boy he used to!)
                                "Jagger"
                                "Vinnie" TB mare. She suits the name though
                                "Granum"
                                "Lola" (Registered name Graffiti)
                                "Dino" (Registered name Dynamic)
                                "Buzz" (Shetland pony)
                                "Tigger" (Pinto Warmblood)
                                "Po" (show name Love's Potion )
                                "Meggie" (Show name The Meganator )
                                "Pepper"
                                "Fletcher"

                                One girl calls her grey TB "Squid" (Showname Washington)

                                There was a horse Spruce Meadows gave to us as a school horse (conformationally he's...well...not well built - they'd never be able to sell him)- "Frolic" We changed his name to Felix

                                "Esteem" was another Spruce horse, he was a school horse over the North American/National/Continental for us.

                                We also had a "Kramer" but that was his registered name. Was from Spruce.
                                Let us eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die.

                                Comment


                                • the new barn owners old OTTB name's
                                  "Birthday girl" (bad enough) but they call her
                                  "Zwiebel" (which is onion in german)

                                  ...it's terrible, but I have to admit *I* love it !!!
                                  http://community.webshots.com/user/amitybee

                                  Comment


                                  • I knew a horse named Onion. they also had one named Hellcat.
                                    Fly like an Eagle!!!
                                    WE DELIVER FOR YOU!!!

                                    Comment


                                    • Names I have heard:
                                      Beavelmente or Bevis
                                      Mooker
                                      Muley
                                      Fotie (sire is Budweiser).....As in a forty oz beer, pronounced "fo tee"
                                      Death Wish, shortened to DW
                                      Crabby (real name Abby)

                                      Comment

                                      Working...
                                      X