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Inappropriate Undergarments for Riding: Let's Discuss

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  • Lured from lurking for the second time! This is soooo hilarious - I've practically peed my pants here at work. I can relate to not being able to sit the trot, thanks to my uhhh, well-endowed bosom (a.k.a. sagging milkers). I never met a sports bra that I liked, and I've always thought I'd be doomed to wear underwire bras in all areas of life (no fun when you have an actual WIRE instead of the new-fangled PLASTIC underwires and you have to go through the metal detectors at the airport).

    Thanks for the two-bras tips, Chocomare et al!

    And I must say, for me at least, thongs are quite comfortable. If they fit properly, they do not floss.

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    • I don't have any funny escapee stories, although I am familiar with the southern traveling bra strap. My problem is a little lower. No matter what underwear I try, I always get rubs where your leg joins "ahem". The only ones I've tried that work at all are specific riding ones made by Carousel, but they rub somewhere else and I can't seem to find them anymore. I ride dressage so lots of sitting, I don't have the problem when posting, and its worse on the left???
      Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

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      • LMAO! This topic has made my day! MUST BE ARCHIVED in REFERENCES!

        I've learned so much:

        FBI... this must be related to TIP.

        "Wedgify"



        I guess I've been pretty lucky!
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        ? Albert Einstein

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        • I don't reply on here very often, but I can't resist! lol. (No really... that's not creepy!) All these stories are *hilarious*!!!

          I'll start by saying that I'm almost a C (almost) and 5'2". At home, I usually just go for the one normal bra if I'm just going to ride, and yes, I have had the wandering bra strap! Very annoying! If I'm up there all day though I usually go for the sports bra. Yes, I'm sure I have a uni-boob (great term, btw!), but it works. I do have an Everlast one actually, but I think it's too big! lol. I have these two generic ones that I've had forever and LOVE. Those babies strap you down! tehehehe. At shows though, I go double. Because (there is a method to the madness) I groom and wear a regular bra all day. Then when I change into my show clothes a little more help is appreciated, so I just put a sports bra over the regular one. Works great! (Oh, and I know this was like a million years ago, but whoever mentioned the Vetwrap... been there, done that, and YES, it *does* work! lol)

          As for lower wear, it's usually your average low-rise cotton bikinis under jeans. When I show though, low rise cotton bikinis don't mix well with tight, thin, "sand" colored show pants and chaps! So when I show, it's nude thongs all the way! My only worry then is if I split my pants. Eeek! (Let's not think about that! Knock on wood!) I've never had a problem riding in the thongs; I have too much else to think about! (And my back side seems to be ok at the end of the day.) And, yes, the thinner the better!

          Alright, that's enough for now I suppose... back to lurking.

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          • CardiCorgi...welcome from lurkdom! Just wanted to say...don't feel bad about not being able to sit the trot because of your endowments. I'm endowed like a 12 year old boy and can't sit the trot decently on my mare. Other horses...sit them fine. My own mare? Me arse explores every inch of her topline from ears to dock, LOL!
            You jump in the saddle,
            Hold onto the bridle!
            Jump in the line!
            ...Belefonte

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            • What about the white breeches and thongs. . .
              RIP Kelly 1977-2007 "Wither thou goest, so shall I"

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              • I've never had a problem with thongs for riding. Actually, I wear thongs every single day, I find them really comfortable. I try to avoid granny panties except for a few times a month I hate panty lines!

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                • Actually I'm lucky because the only part of my body that I can like is my boobies. I've been the same 36B since I was a teenager, through pregnancy, breast feeding (OK they were a little on the tight side then), up and down and back up a weight range of probably about 60 pounds. The rest of my body changes, usually not for the better but the ladies remain constant.

                  I just wear one of my heavier "regular" bras when I ride, and I have never had any problems with straps falling down or anything getting loose. I have some sports bras, one of which zips up the front, but that one is a little too weird for me.

                  I can no longer wear any kind of pull-on sports bra due to my bad shoulder. I can get the things on but I can't get them off. I have discovered that being held prisoner in one's own undies sucks majorly.

                  I do always wear cotton panties when I ride. Anymore, though I always wear cotton panties anyway. But the reason I always wear them when I ride is because many years ago, my old Girl Scout Leader impressed on a bunch of 10 year old girls that if you wore any thing but cotton when you rode, you would get such bad blisters "down there" that the doctor would have to look at it.

                  Granted, this came from the same woman who always warned us to NEVER go near any horse wearing a double bridle. If a horse had a double bridle on, that meant it was a "Saddle Horse", and a "Saddle Horse" WILL KILL YOU!

                  I have been near a horse with a double bridle on and somehow managed to survive, but somehow I just can't take chances with those huge blisters "down there"!
                  Snap Dragon's mom.

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                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tiki:
                    Not an underwear story, but one of catching clothes on a saddle horn. A former neighbor invited me to try out her new western horse. I was wearing a very loose shirt that came down about to my hips. When it came time to dismount, I leaned forward, took both feet out of the stirrups and flung myself up and off to drop 'gracefully' to the ground. WRONG! As I leaned forward, apparently my shirt got caught on the horn. I never reached the ground!!! I was hung up by this big, loose shirt on the saddle horn and slung by my shirt about 3/4's of the way underneath the horse. I couldn't get down, I couldn't get up. I don't know how the buttons held up, but I was hanging there yelling, 'Help, help, I can't get off, I can't get on.' <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                    OMGiH!! Tiki, my stuck-by-my-shirt-on-the-saddlehorn-sister!! Although, I am ashamed to say that I have done this more than once ... er, twice.... That is one humbling humiliation, particularly when everyone around you is laughing so hard, they can't help.

                    My bra story -- and lord knows these puppies have to be kept under very firm control (you know you are in trouble when even your mother asks, "Don't you have another bra you can wear?"): was showing jumpers and the damned strap keeps falling down, I keep pulling it up. Down, up, down, up, all around the course, then through the jump-off. Somehow, we still managed to finish with a decent time, and I have forever more a video that makes me look like I have some very weird nervous tic.
                    Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!

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                    • Another underwear story. I got up about 5:30AM to go hunting one morning. Pulled on the undies and got dressed in appropriate attire. Loaded up horse and rushed to the meet. As I was riding I noticed something didn't feel right in the nether region. I was getting rubbed in a "bad" place and the waist band felt like it was way too small. After the hunt, I go to the restroom to check it out and I had my underwear on sideways. My waist was through a leg hole and one leg was through the waist. No wonder it was uncomfortable and I couldn't get my stupid custom boots off to fix it until I got home to my trusty boot jack. I'm a little more careful getting dressed in the mornings now.
                      Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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                      • My underwear story...

                        I'm driving home one day and see the horses in the pasture near my horse all standing at the fence, heads and ears up staring intently at something across the road. Just as I'm thinking, "hmm, I wonder what they're looking at?" a horse runs across the road in front of my car!!! I get out of my car and take off after him, finally catch him and realize I have nothing to use as a halter- no belt, no rope, nothing. I end up standing on the side of the road shimmying out of my bra while trying to hang onto the horse, and using my bra as a make-shift halter. The best part though was the look I got from the horses owner when he finally caught up with us- I could tell he was really torn between "Thank God! My horse is safe!" and "Why is my horse wearing a lacy floral print bra cup over one ear!?!"

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                        • Tarragon Wins!!! The mental picture itself was just priceless.
                          <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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                          • I have been known to ride underpant-less when wearing Carousel padded breeches, but otherwise, I prefer the VS high-leg briefs. However, I used to event with a gal who never wore undies when she rode. When she wore white breeches for dressage..... well, let's just say it was fortunate that she was a natural blond.

                            And as to my "bouncing out" story above - please note that I'm only about a 36B, so that gives you an idea of how rough that horse's trot was!

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                            • Oh the undergarment tragedies i have endured ! LOL i used to wear silky bikini bottoms, after having the side strings broken multiple times while riding gave them up, tried thongs and though i agree with the whole 4"of cloth .vs. a string up your butt thing,for some reason when wearing a thong my butt made a smacking sound on the saddle, and sometimes the thong would venture a lil too far for comfort. As for bras...tried reg sports bras, and being "well endowed" they didnt do the job well and i had very sore boobies, regular bras i popped out the top of...not good when couple with a slightly low cut tank top. I have found that using a regular bra with a sports bra over it works great but can get hot, and i only use bras with a T or racer type back to avoid strap slippage. Nothing like riding in a show n havin yer bra fall off, slide first down your arms n then off your boobies. specially if jackets are excused and you are wearing a thin white show shirt...yup been there done that! I recently got a sports bra for christmas, i love it it has sorta molded cups that dont stretch out or leave ya bouncin..it is great...think that is my newest solution! That and cotton hanes her way bikini cut undies..that fit!!!

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                              • Original Poster

                                Echoing Chocomare -- TARRAGON WINS!! Hoot, hoot and hoot again!!

                                Edited to add: and the moral of the story is ALWAYS WEAR A BELT!

                                ... and RR quietly wanders off giggling to herself ...
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                                • Tarragon's story was the best but I have a similar scenario. Back in high school my friend's mother was washing the breakfast dishes when friend's horse goes trotting by the kitchen window, down the driveway and out onto the street. Hubby and children have already left for work/school and she is not horsey at all. The closest she ever got to their horses was an occasional pat on the nose - with a fence rail between them. She followed the horse down the street, finally caught up with him and realized he wasn't wearing a halter. She was already dressed for work so she pulled off her pantyhose and wrapped them around his neck and led him home this way. Fortunately he was a very kind animal and they made it home without further incident but I thought it was very brave of her, not just handling the horse but undressing in public like that LOL.

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                                  • I'm a little late coming into this thread but had to share some words of wisdom. I just wish that someone had told me this a loooong time ago.

                                    Never EVER EVER under ANY circumstances go riding in your bathing suit.

                                    When I was a young teen my friends and I would put on bathing suits and ride our horses bareback to a local pond to go swimming during the summer time. I always wound up with the most painful boils on my butt after such an adventure that it made riding afterwards next to impossible until I could get the stupid boils to burst.
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                                    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BAC:
                                      She was already dressed for work so she pulled off her pantyhose and wrapped them around his neck and led him home this way. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                                      Well, there you have it. Pantyhose are good for something.

                                      I have no skivvy story of my own to contribute. Being a 34AA, nothing bounces anywhere, although I'm not sure how some of you ladies manage to go braless. As flat as I am, I feel stark naked without a bra and get oh so paranoid on cold days. I can't do the thong/g-string thing either. I actually do find them comfy, but I just can't get over the shock of taking my pants off at night on the way to the shower and catching a glimpse of "stripper panties" and bare azz in the mirror. I'm such a prude. I feel more wholesome going commando.
                                      "I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten." - Winnie the Pooh

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                                      • Oh my god, i'm crying i'm laughing so hard

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                                        • Rooty: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>My problem is a little lower. No matter what underwear I try, I always get rubs where your leg joins "ahem". <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                          Have you tried changing your "ahem" hairstyle? A "trace clip" may prevent the rubbing
                                          ~please recycle~

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