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Inappropriate Undergarments for Riding: Let's Discuss

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  • #81
    I may have posted this before, but here it is again:
    I used to have a riding instructor who was very funny and one day he came running into the barn, he grabbed me and dragged me into the tack room, exclaiming "guess what happened?" I said "what" He said "So and so's horse stopped right in front of a jump and she went right over his head" I said "Oh my God is she alright" and he said "yes, but her tank top and bra were down around her waist"!!! I said "what did you do" he said "I pretended nothing happened, but it looked like MARTY FELDMAN, one was going one way and the other was going the other way"!!

    This may be a lesson for those who think tank tops and bras hanging out is appropriate. She was young and very well endowed. The story went through the barn like wild fire at the girls expense. Numerous people had told her to her face she should not dress like that. Oh well.
    RIP Kelly 1977-2007 "Wither thou goest, so shall I"

    "To tilt when you should withdraw is Knightly too."

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    • #82
      I'm 50 yrs old and I wish I could wear a thong, but time has marched on and well. . . I'm not over weight and pretty fit, but still. Is ther anyone my age that would wear a thong riding?
      RIP Kelly 1977-2007 "Wither thou goest, so shall I"

      "To tilt when you should withdraw is Knightly too."

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      • #83
        Well at least I know Im not alone when it comes to the bra strap issue. It's got to be a design flaw made to make us women look retarded
        I have stopped using the standard bras and use the padded sport bras. Since I am quite large up top.
        As for the panty line and the thongs. I got rid of both of them. I know many riders who don't like the panty lines and wont wear a thong so when they ride they don't wear panties of any sort.
        I know that is going to get some of the guys wondering

        However when anyone of you have a bad experience with undergarmets remember we are all gals and have been there too.
        Ms Robin
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        • #84
          nycjumper: have you tried the champion line of sports bras? it seems to me that their underwire models run small in the ribcage--you might give one of them a spin. they offer great support and, if i could only wear one bra, it would be my champion cotton underwire one that's not very stretchy.

          i too wear two--underwire under and sports bra over. those suckers don't move.

          for those of you who like or want to try enell bras, i've found that the 'posture bra' sold by places like jc penny or one hanes place (catalog) give the same support for about 25 bucks less.

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            #85
            Eventer55, I am 40, but FEEL 50, does that count?

            I have been known to wear a thong riding, but it is more a matter of what I was wearing anyway that day versus choosing an undergarment specifically to ride in.
            Chronicles of the $700 Pony
            The Further Adventures of the $700 Pony
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            • #86
              Eventer55:

              My grandma (mid-late 60's) doesn't ride, but she still wears thongs! We have matching ones from Vickies! (Ahhhh!)

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              • #87
                Am I the only one that finds riding in a thong painful!!?? Sorry, but when I get left behind I do NOT want to feel a sharp, piece of floss like string pulled tight up my hooha!
                Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

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                • #88
                  My only serious wardrobe malfunction occurred when the horse I was tying up reached around and bit me hard in the chest - right in the center. She hit me so hard she knocked me on my butt about 5 feet away. It took me until I got back up, thinking sheesh that hurt to look down and see a huge circle out of my T-shirt and the 2 bra cups flying - she'd bitten a chunk out of the shirt and my bra in 2!! Fortunately, the only spectators were the other horses tied to the hitching post. I was able to cover up (finish tying bitchy old mare) and go in the office to say "um, I need some ice, and a new shirt".

                  I had perfect teeth marks on my sternum and a small cut on one breast. I shudder to think what she would have done if she'd been a little left or right of center!

                  I couldn't wear a bra for over a week - since my job was a trail guide, we had a week of walking trails. And the poor mare got turned out for 2 weeks to relax.

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                  • #89
                    Oh my, I am sitting here crying from laughter!

                    I've had a terrible day with one of the docs I work for making me feel like I don't exist. Since I started reading this (and I've only made it through page 3), I feel a lot better!
                    The virtual "woodshed" seems the only remedy for willful fools .

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                    • Original Poster

                      #90
                      Ah, Joanne, nothing like a good underwear thread to make someone's day.

                      Chronicles of the $700 Pony
                      The Further Adventures of the $700 Pony
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                      • #91
                        Oh my. Well,.... once, when horseless (lame), I went with a friend to show. She said, "Bring your show clothes. I'll show over fences, and you can show my horse on the flat." Ho-kay.

                        I end up in a 35 entry equitation class, riding hunt seat, judged by a dressage judge. SHe calls for sitting trot. My friend's horse has a trot like a cement mixer -no, not that smooth,acutally. Anyway, we have to sit the trot while each entry makes an individual 15-20 m. circle around the judge. I did sneak in a few postings trot strides when the judge had her back to me. I suffered. We all suffered.

                        Then I'm in the lineup and a notice that my superstructure is feeling rather free and easy. Hmmm... bra must have come undone. I run my hand up my back under my huntcoat - bra is fastened. Puzzled, I sneak a look between the buttons of my ratcatcher. That sucker had bounced me out OVER the top of what was really quite a good-fitting bra. That horse has to win the award for the roughest trot around!

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                        • #92
                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sing Mia Song:
                          Ah, how I adore T-strapped bras. They come and go in stores, and whenever I find some, I buy out the stock! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          Ah, we should shop together then because I abhor T-backs and always buy the scoop version. Scoop sports bras have never failed me.

                          I can't see the appeal of thongs. Riding in my dressage saddle is already wedgie enough. I don't need to add elastic.
                          -- Member of the COTH Appendix QH clique and the dressage-saddle-thigh-block-hating clique.

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                          • #93
                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Reynard Ridge:
                            Been a while since there has been a good underwear thread.

                            I don’t recommend riding in a nursing bra. They are designed for access, not support and in the case of accidental breach, things can get ugly quick. For those of you not acquainted with this particular piece of attire, it’s an industrial built garment (think Soviet Union, 1956) with little doors for, well, ‘easy entree.’ Put another way, they don’t come in leopard print, honey.

                            As I am nursing my youngest child, and riding is something that happens when the stars of child care, wakefulness and temps above zero align, it had never occurred to me to waste any of that precious, narrow window of time to change to riding appropriate under garments. Well, we had a breakout the other day. In the future, I will make time.

                            The $700 Pony and I were zooming along in the company of the $70,000 Ponies with whom we humbly reside, when the flap popped open, and a breast decimated by years of nurturing young humans, a breast formerly known as firm, went on the lam!

                            While seventeen layers of clothing prevented the mortification that would have gone with a runaway breast in t-shirt weather, it also made recapture of said loose breast particularly difficult. The $700 Pony is a kind soul, but even she thought the activity associated with reestablishing the errant breast to its rightful place was peculiar: “Girlfriend, WHAT is going ON up there?” <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm sorry. I'm only 13, so I don't know what you're going through, but the way it was typed was LOL! SORRY.


                            *NO HORSES TO SLAUGHTER
                            *BROKEN PONIES

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                            • #94
                              I'm about to bust something laughing this is so funny!

                              When I was nursing my son - I found a nursing sports bra - it worked ok for working around the barn - but was still disastrous when riding - I gave up and added regular sports bra to the mix - problem solved.

                              As for the thong thing - I can't stand riding in them - but - I also can't stand underwear lines - not sure what the solution is yet! Any suggestions?
                              Hoofbeats - my favorite music.

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                              • #95
                                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> quote:
                                --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                :. However, I also ended up with rubs so bad that I couldn't canter for a few days while they healed. And I definitely finished the repairs on breeches #1 quickly. Now, I just really need to make the alterations on the offending breeches, so we don't have this problem in 2005!

                                Sandra
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                                snbess needs to be told about Anti-Monkey Butt powder and that cream that Coreene was talking about. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                Snbess hopes this never happens again, but do share, just in case!

                                Sandra

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                                • #96
                                  Never, never, never wear full underwear with elastic under a new pair of jeans when you ride. If your trainer offers you a ride on a really cool horse who moves about as well as that of Sandy M.'s friend, and you are wearing such, decline. Your inner thighs will thank you.
                                  "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep." - Harry Dresden

                                  Amy's Stuff - Rustic chic and country linens and decor
                                  Support my mom! She's gotta finance her retirement horse somehow.

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                                  • #97
                                    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eventer55:
                                    I'm 50 yrs old and I wish I could wear a thong, but time has marched on and well. . . I'm not over weight and pretty fit, but still. Is ther anyone my age that would wear a thong riding? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                    48. Have worn one riding - just to see. Didn't find it particularly comfy. But, I've gotten used to wearing them in the rest of my life ok.

                                    Oh, and re: Title 9. I went to the store in Berkeley once when visiting my sis. The woman says she doesn't think the dog bones are really very accurate. But, call them up and tell them about yourself and what activity you're doing. They're really helpful.

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                                    • #98
                                      I have always wanted cleavage, but not so much anymore

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                                      • #99
                                        I've had several underwear issues over the years, including suffering through the aftermath of a lesson involving frequent transition work. (No more undies with uncovered elastic for me! Even showering was painful for nearly a week.)

                                        While I like thongs (and Mr. Synrgystyk thinks its really sexy when the triangle peeks over the top of my jeans ), I've never worn one riding and am too scared to try. (Once "burned"....) Nice cotton granny panties for me, thanks. Luckily, we eventers tend not to be terribly fashion conscious unless it involves color coordination for cross country. (And I don't care about panty lines anyway. If you don't like mine you don't have to look at my butt. )

                                        Probably my most interesting incident relating to underwear was a conversation I had with Xctrygirl. Actually, it wasn't so much the conversation itself (the comfort level of her thongs vs. my granny panties) as the fact we were having it in the back of my horse van at an event, both doors open, her in bra and thong, me in breeches and bra, Pied Piper wandering up and down the ramp doing various helpful groom-things, with two men (a friend of mine and Xctrygirl's then-SO) waiting at the foot of the ramp trying to behave and look anywhere other than the back of the van. I suppose we were lucky that Xctrygirl's SO (a professional photographer) didn't capture *that* particular portion of the event on film.

                                        Lorree
                                        Originally posted by King's Ransom
                                        "Now, did you really mean that I should half-pass to the right whilst turning on the haunches to the left? Or was that just you farting?"

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                                        • Has anyone tried the new line of sports bras from "Everlast"...you know from the people that make boxing gloves and stuff. I found them at Walmart and Target, and they are very cheap but have survived many, many washings... I love them!! They are kind of padded which helps if you are wet or..ah..cold, and there is no uni-boob, and no wires, which I cannot stand and they are racer back. I personally wear them everyday, I am an emergency room nurse, and so do not have time to chase bra straps when I am taking care of patients or horses.
                                          Member of the \"I LOFF my Mare!\", Re-riders and "Sisterhood of the SmoothStride Pants" cliques!

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