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My balance is poo poo....new clique!

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  • My balance is poo poo....new clique!

    pAin't Misbehavin', SmallHerd and myself are starting a new clique, thanks to goeslikestink's wonderful words of wisdom. Everyone's welcome to join! You just have to give a good reason

    My balance is poo poo because I tip my shoulders approaching a jump. And sure 'nuff, it makes my horse stop every. single. time.

    Originally posted by goeslikestink View Post
    along with many other things obviously its your balance that poo poo

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    My balance is poo poo because I fall in the open ditch by Karen O'Connor's feet when my mare slams on the brakes and doesn't want to jump it.
    RIP Kid Gloves (Holly) 1992 TBxHanv CCI*** mare.
    http://photobucket.com/tx3dayeventer/holly
    New mare: Miss Bunny Express (Missy) 1995 AQHA Jumper mare.
    http://photobucket.com/tx3dayeventer/missy

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    • #3
      My balance is doo doo because I have inner ear imbalances and I still lunge my horses until I puke (twice around usually does it!)

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      • #4
        My balance is poo poo because I fell off *after* a fence, when my horse made a sharp turn that I *knew* was coming. Oh and I also fell off after a fence again, when my horsey slammed on the brakes (in response to me lying on his neck) and I did the lawn dart.

        feisomeday, I have the same problem lunging! I almost passed out the last time I tried, I couldn't get the mare to stop and she kept getting closer and closer and I kept spinning faster and faster... I get sick just thinking about it

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        • #5
          I managed to fall under my horse once while using a bucket for a mounting block. Is that sufficiently poo poo or do I need to divulge even more humiliating examples?

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          • #6
            My balance is Poo Poo because I am a Winglish rider with MS and I am too lazy to ride more and make my balance better
            I Loff My Quarter Horse & I love Fenway Bartholomule cliques

            Just somebody with a positive outlook on life...go ahead...hate me for that.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by jeano View Post
              I managed to fall under my horse once while using a bucket for a mounting block. Is that sufficiently poo poo or do I need to divulge even more humiliating examples?
              Been there...done that
              I Loff My Quarter Horse & I love Fenway Bartholomule cliques

              Just somebody with a positive outlook on life...go ahead...hate me for that.

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              • #8
                My balace is poopoo because:

                my greenie has been known to do a 180 at, urm, unexpected times. Since its usually in midpost I do a Wyle E. Coyote. THough 1 time I managed to keep 1 foot in the stirrup, which meant I didnt dismount. Really.

                Am I in or do you need another story? It involves switching leads in a turn...

                I like the "voluntary order of the involuntary dismount" club for a name, BTW! Maybe put "cause our balance is poopoo" as a subtitle?
                “Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.” Peter Drucker

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                • #9
                  My balance is poo because I've become underconfident and tense, and your balance goes to h*ll in a handbasket if you are tense.

                  I'd blame any number of factors, but I'm learning to own my own fears.

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                  • #10
                    My balance is poo poo because my left leg has a mind of its own, and is determined to be forever fixed into a chair seat, while my right leg is the favorite child, falling into position perfectly. Can you say twisted?
                    My blog: Change of Pace - Retraining a standardbred via dressage

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                    • #11
                      My balance is poo because of mental issues. I once took a bad spill off an ex barrel horse and broke all my ribs on my R side. Ever since then, I cannot sit a canter. I have to hold on for dear life. I lately had a horse run thru a bit and take off and when I finally got her to stop I was shaking like a rattle snake tail.
                      Anyone ever have the same problem?? How'd you get over it??

                      I'm not scared to ride, or to canter. I just don't know how to "fix" my problem.
                      I know I grip too much with my legs. I literally try to wrap myself around the horse to stay on.
                      Head em out, Move em up, RAWHIDE!!!

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                      • #12
                        Goldseeker- yup.

                        The only way I got over it was going back to ride really schooled horses for the canter- the kind that can ignore their rider and do their job- the kind that when the instructor says "canter" they canter, until the instructor says "halt" and they halt. LOL

                        Once i got back into the rhythm and got my feel back, I was ok.
                        My blog: Change of Pace - Retraining a standardbred via dressage

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by goldseeker View Post
                          My balance is poo because of mental issues. I once took a bad spill off an ex barrel horse and broke all my ribs on my R side. Ever since then, I cannot sit a canter. I have to hold on for dear life. I lately had a horse run thru a bit and take off and when I finally got her to stop I was shaking like a rattle snake tail.
                          Anyone ever have the same problem?? How'd you get over it??

                          I'm not scared to ride, or to canter. I just don't know how to "fix" my problem.
                          I know I grip too much with my legs. I literally try to wrap myself around the horse to stay on.
                          I had the same problem. My trainer put me in a western saddle that was built so I couldn't grip with my thighs if I wanted to. Then she patiently pushed me every ride just past my comfort level. Sometimes it was only an energetic trot and sometimes just a few strides of canter. It took almost a year but I'm finally through the death grip. I ended up buying the western saddle from her and use it about once a week to reinforce the loose thigh feeling.

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                          • #14
                            My balance is poo poo because I get tense when I jump and freeze at the fences. And so when my horse stops or tries to duck out I go flying.
                            http://xtrapony.blogspot.com <-- X's Blog

                            http://photobucket.com/xtrapony

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MidlifeCrisis View Post
                              I had the same problem. My trainer put me in a western saddle that was built so I couldn't grip with my thighs if I wanted to. Then she patiently pushed me every ride just past my comfort level. Sometimes it was only an energetic trot and sometimes just a few strides of canter. It took almost a year but I'm finally through the death grip. I ended up buying the western saddle from her and use it about once a week to reinforce the loose thigh feeling.

                              Do you know what make the western saddle is? i have a circle M barrel saddle, it's not bad... but when she runs I really love that saddle horn! Out of curiosity, what would be your techniques for making a "I can only run fast and we're going fast" horse, into a nice, easy going "this is fun" horse? This mare I ride was "abused" and feels she needs fast to get away from danger. I've gotten her to the point of trusting me, she follows me around like a puppy dog. I spend hours with her, just grooming and spending "quality time" so she knows I don't want to eat her. At a walk and trot, she looks like a high trained school horse. At the canter, she looks like a wreck.
                              Head em out, Move em up, RAWHIDE!!!

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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by goldseeker View Post
                                Out of curiosity, what would be your techniques for making a "I can only run fast and we're going fast" horse, into a nice, easy going "this is fun" horse? This mare I ride was "abused" and feels she needs fast to get away from danger. I've gotten her to the point of trusting me, she follows me around like a puppy dog. I spend hours with her, just grooming and spending "quality time" so she knows I don't want to eat her. At a walk and trot, she looks like a high trained school horse. At the canter, she looks like a wreck.
                                How is she at the canter when you longe or free longe her? A lot of times speed at the canter is due to imbalance. Some horses this is a scary feeling, so they look scared, and they get anxious about it.
                                My blog: Change of Pace - Retraining a standardbred via dressage

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                                • #17
                                  My balance is not what it used to be after having a heart attack and on the medication to regulate heart beats I gained 30 lbs in five months.

                                  Believe it or not, adding almost a full feed sack worth of weight on your body and trying to work with muscle memory from when you were your old self doesn't work, especially if you have a rattletale horse, that will give you away.
                                  Very embarassing when you try to lope a simple circle and your horse keeps changing leads, because you are all over with your weight.
                                  My horse does exactly what you ask and when you are not clear, he stops and looks back at you, frowning.

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                                  • #18
                                    My balance is poo poo because I fell off 12 times in one year.

                                    (off of a few different horses at least, and about 2 were the horse going down ...so I had little choice.... it was not a good year...I promise I don't really suck that badly...)
                                    It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

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                                    • #19
                                      Originally posted by goldseeker View Post
                                      Do you know what make the western saddle is? i have a circle M barrel saddle, it's not bad... but when she runs I really love that saddle horn! Out of curiosity, what would be your techniques for making a "I can only run fast and we're going fast" horse, into a nice, easy going "this is fun" horse? This mare I ride was "abused" and feels she needs fast to get away from danger. I've gotten her to the point of trusting me, she follows me around like a puppy dog. I spend hours with her, just grooming and spending "quality time" so she knows I don't want to eat her. At a walk and trot, she looks like a high trained school horse. At the canter, she looks like a wreck.
                                      It's a Ladies McCall Wade. As for the second question: I bought my horse from a working cowboy. He bred and trained him in what I would call a NH manner. I don't want to open a debate about the merits of NH training in this thread. But my horse was trained to have a one-rein stop, seek openings of no pressure, etc. We have had a somewhat difficult transition as he has had to put up with me learning how to be able to sit and balance and not hang on his mouth. Once we got past that, he now willingly will seek the bit but I have to have quiet, quiet hands. So, are you hanging on her at the canter? Is she balanced? Are you interfering with her canter because you're leaning forward and gripping with your legs?
                                      For me, I have to take a deep breath down to the bottom of my belly, remind myself to sit up straight no matter what, and then try to relax into the rhythm of the canter. If I don't do any of those, it's ugly.

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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by myhorsefaith View Post
                                        How is she at the canter when you longe or free longe her? A lot of times speed at the canter is due to imbalance. Some horses this is a scary feeling, so they look scared, and they get anxious about it.

                                        She's a speed demon... you'd swear there was a tiger chasing her around.
                                        Head em out, Move em up, RAWHIDE!!!

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