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  • best/worst falling off stories? Best NOT falling off stories?

    I actually haven't fallen off that many times despite riding all through high school and a lot before that. I apparently have good balance--the first (bad) riding instructor I ever had stuck me on a hot-as-hell 4 year old SHOW MORGAN, who subsequently took off on me within five minutes of me getting on. First-time-ever-riding 11 year old me me SOMEHOW, I DO NOT KNOW HOW stuck to the horse while the instructor chased it around for 15+ minutes trying to catch it.

    The best falling off I ever had happened over some trot poles. I was riding a very bouncy little mustang over some trot poles bareback for the first time ever and found myself sliding down her back and to her belly...somehow I wound up clinging to her neck while my instructor shouted "LET GO!" at me until someone came and retrieved me...somehow I wound up back on the horse but she still made me go in and put a saddle on :P That same week I fell off in a similar manner and someone caught me on the way down. I was a spry (and lucky) 14 year old.

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    Haha the best one I have is I was riding my mare. We were jumping small but I lost all pace/impulsion heading to a fence so she stopped (very gently though). Because I thought that jumping ahead up to her ears would help, when she stopped I ended up on her neck. She then proceeded to slowly lower her head down as I slid down her neck, face first, quite gracefully to the ground. I think my trainer almost fell off the fence she was sitting on because she was laughing so hard.

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    • #3
      In a jumping lesson, a long time ago, I was very green....stirrup leather broke while I was in the air. I landed on my left hip on the ground but got up and got a grip on the horse. Instructor came over, looked at the stirrup leather and said "I knew that would happen" Unbelievable! Taught me to look closely at tack, but...really?
      Another time I was riding my Arab up a hill and at the top of the hill was a power line fence with a sign "Danger". Horse spooked at it and I thought, dang, he can read!

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      • #4
        I had my 9 year old daughter on her somewhat new little Morgan. We were camping and riding in Benezette PA, way up in the mountains. It was just her and I beebopping along this little trail along the woodline. All of a sudden, three people on horses came yeehawing and barreling up a hill in front of us so they just sort of loudly POPPED up. I have no idea what my horse or I did, I just remember watching her little horse lay his ears back, flatten his neck , spin around and take off like a battouttahell in the other direction. My fearless little daughter calmly got into two point and rode out the bolt, got control, turned around and trotted nicely back to her panicked mother. Same daughter had previously been taking h/j lessons on a pony-tude mare. Mare dirty stopped a jump, daughter went over without mare, mare then went over!!!!! Mother's knuckles had death grip on the arena railing and I'm sure loudly gasped. Daughter popped up like a jack in the box and yelled loudly MOM!!! I'm OKKKKKKKK!!!!
        Somehow it's so much worse watching your kid, I can barely remember any of mine lol
        Kerri

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        • #5
          I was at a horse trials and was riding with a broken-but-healing hand. We were having a great XC go. Second-to-last fence was a log into the water. Paddy didn't see the water until the last minute so hesitated. I have no idea WTH I did - sort of freaked out protecting my hand, maybe - in the video it looks like I jumped off of him. I landed on my feet, used the log to get back on, and finished the course. This was before a fall was automatic elimination. It was such a bummer because we had our best dressage test ever, but that's just the way it goes sometimes!
          "A horse's face always conveys clearly whether it is loved by its owner or simply used." - Anja Beran

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          • #6
            When I was about 12, I rode at a pretty fancy lesson barn (that we stopped being able to afford shortly after this), and I was riding this 27-year-old Warmblood who had once been an extremely valuable animal.

            This horse loved to jump. Loved it. I also loved to jump, and still do. But we got a really bad spot going up to a 2'6" vertical and he screeched to a halt right in front of it. He then decided that he was going to jump it anyway - the classic "stop and pop", if you will. I got left behind but managed to stick to him, got flung forward when he landed, and ended up clinging to the underside of his neck as he cantered around the ring... twice. I was fairly certain I had monkey DNA, because I somehow scrambled back on top of the horse once he finally stopped running.

            As far as an actual falling story, that was at a different barn. There was a pony at this barn named Hershey. He was a mystery auction pony, supposedly a Connemara, but he really wanted to be a mustang. This pony could buck. By the end of his tenure as a lesson horse, there were five people at the barn who were allowed on him. In the week preceding this lesson, he had thrown four of them. And I was the fifth. My instructor said "Go get Hershey", and I wanted to say "You go get Hershey!", but I went and got Hershey. And he was wonderful!... for 55 minutes. He then exploded into the biggest bucking fit I've ever ridden. I stuck to that little SOB for an entire circuit of the ring before I realized that it was not going to stop and I bailed. I got many brownie points that day. Hershey got fired from the lesson program
            “Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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            • #7
              LOL. I was eventing (I can't remember now whether it was TL or Prelim) and despite my desperately telling myself "stare at the tree top, stare at the treetop," I looked down and dropped my horse in front of a Trakhener fence. And for once, I had forgotten to tie the crownpiece of my bridle to his last braid, and I took the entire bridle with me. True to the bred-in Appaloosa snark, he just stood there and looked at me. He was honest, but not pushbutton, and...well, I dropped him in front of the fence. So there. I had gone off over his shoulder, sorta landed on my feet then sat down. Then he walked to the side of the path and started GRAZING. Quelle embarasse!!! People were running over shouting "loose horse, loose horse" but he wasn't going anywhere. I shoved the bridle back on, did NOT drop him at the fence, and we continued on and finished without time faults. He was 16.3 and had a BIG stride. Of course, the 60 penalties for a fall put us well out of contention (not an eliminateable error back then).

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              • #8
                One of my favorites to tell - a friend and I were riding two lesson ponies bareback in the field, with the pretense of hammering a nail back into a fence, I think. After we completed our mission, we decided to canter up a hill and race on a flat patch. Well the pony I was riding was a fat little Haflinger, with no withers and a flat back, and he decided to start bucking as we reached the flat part. I was giggling too hard for the resulting fall to hurt, and he just stopped and started grazing. So to get back on, I let him put his head down to eat, tied the reins into his plentiful mane, and took a running start. Me used to use him to vault, so he didn't bat an eye, and we just went back to the barn like nothing ever happened!

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                • #9
                  When I was 15 and riding with an old instructor, he took me next door once to ride a race track on the horse. Well, we're going along and we get to the part where it curves and the horse decides that he would rather go straight (home). I fell off on the jump over the fence. Full speed. Good times.

                  There was another time with this same trainer where I'm honestly not sure what we were doing or how it happened... I was on the horse one minute, then I was on the ground and it was really confusing at the time how I fell.

                  Almost forgot about the time that I went on a trail ride with my niece at Sequoia Natl Park. We're almost done with our 4 hour ride. We pass a cone on the trail and the horse I'm on rears up, slips and we both go falling down a hillside. Land at the bottom of a small ravine and he steps on my shoulder (?) standing up. 4 hour ambulance ride down the mountain. I was "fine", a little concussed. All the photos of me on the remainder of the trip are of me staring off into space, at the ground, places unknown. So I probably hit my head.

                  I have not fallen off a horse in many many years (knock on my head). I was working my mare recently though, doing trot/canter/trot/canter transitions. We decided to do one last set of transitions and we get this awesome canter, transition back to trot, we're doing a half circle and I'm regaining my balance (she has a HUGE trot after she canters) and suddenly she hears something and bolts. And I'm not quite prepared for it. So my first reaction was the correct one, sit back. But then I'm feeling like I'm not quite balanced and it made me do what I never do, fetal position, hang on tight. Embarrassing. And she's going straight for the bull pen at the end of the arena and I'm yelling OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD. Then she just stops. I'm technically still on her, but sort of in a hangy kind of way. So I slowly slid off, trainer comes running around the corner to me standing there laughing like an idiot. I walked her around for a bit then remount and we walk the arena fora bit before calling it quits. Still have no fallen off in many many years (knock on head).
                  "I am but a passenger on this ship"
                  -- Stendal (epitaph)

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                  • #10
                    I bought a gorgeous hot Andalusian stallion with a terrible reputation. It seems that the horse would dump any and every rider and bolt. I was always afraid of the canter depart, thinking " ok, is this my time?" Finally one day in a lesson, with my trainer screeching at me that "canter" meant now, I just asked for it and tucked and rolled right off his shoulder! Hit the ground unhurt. Horse throws on the brakes and comes back to me nudging me with his nose like"Hey! What are you doing down there?" Was never reluctant to canter on him again.

                    My OTTB,however was a very different story. I have been off the back of the saddle, the sides of the saddle, over his neck and under his neck...Polo, bless his heart was the grandson of a Kentucky Derby winner, so a speed horse. Then he was a polo pony. And he had a loose screw that would suddenly drop out of place and he would bolt. Not spook, BOLT! With all the speed of his pedigree. You never knew when it would happen, could not feel anything that would warn you. He's go for about 30 seconds, and then,if I was still lucky enough to be on board,would drop right back to what we were doing before he bolted.
                    "I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you..."

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                    • #11
                      I've had way too many falls to count and some were pretty funny. When I was 12 I was riding this little PITA pony in a field and keep kept trying to grab the bit and take off with me. All of a sudden I felt a giant sneeze coming on and I put so much gumption into it that I fell forward a bit and the pony took off. I'm like, "ok, whatever, I got this." So I sit up and look up as the pony is galloping off just in time to see a tree branch. I got closelined and feel flat on my back.

                      My friend, who I was riding with, runs over on her horse and asked if I was ok. Once she knew I was alive she busted out laughing because it, apparently, was a hilarious looking fall!

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                      • #12
                        My best not falling off story:

                        Many years ago in my teens I was riding in the Middle East at a large equestrian facility, sharing a ring with members of their national showjumping team (think large, Grand Prix sized ring - us schooling kiddies on one side, national team on the other jumping massive fences).

                        I'm riding an green ISH who was used only sparingly in lessons because he was *ahem* strong at times. Said horse spooked and BOLTED. I could not get him stopped and did 4 or 5 laps of the very large arena before I could get him under control. There was more than once when I thought he was going over the ring fence and I had two hands on one rein pulling to try to get him at least turned to we didn't go over (or through!) anything. It was pretty exciting!!

                        Everyone had to stop and stare while the little bugger sailed around. I was mortified!! Ironically I ended up leasing him for over a year a few months later!! LOL

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                        • #13
                          I had just finished a very tough lesson and went to dismount. I didn't realize how jiggly and weak my legs were until I tried to dismount and collapsed in a heap when my feet hit the ground. I fell over on my @$$ in front of everybody. My horse didn't do anything thankfully, just turned his head around to figure out where I was. I felt really stupid.

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                          • #14
                            As a kid, our riding school used to go to the big fancy polo club for jumping shows.
                            Between all of us we had one old cork show velvet covered hat.
                            We took turns wearing it while we were showing, handing it over to the next one of us to go.

                            This time I was showing this 16 year old former mounted police horse the school had just bought, his first show.
                            He had been jumping fine for me in practice.

                            We were first in the class and he took off a bit strong and leaning to the left on approaching and over the jumps, so I was trying to compensate for that when we came to the natural water jump, that on the left had some very short trees and bushes.

                            I was trying to keep him to the middle, not drift left into the bushes.
                            Just as we were motoring down to it, he hit the edge of the water close and put on the brakes big time and his head all the way down, practically into the water.
                            I slid straight down his neck, caught both thumbs on the top of the bridle and pulled it right off his head, landing on my head in the water.

                            He took off running wildly around and having a good time until caught.
                            I had to walk all the way out carrying the bridle and hand the now soaking hat to the next rider to show.

                            They told me later that, just as we got to the water, some birds/ducks flew off, but I never did see anything.

                            They never let me forget, always telling me at every show after that, "careful now, don't fall in the water again, we want a dry hat".

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                            • #15
                              I had a pretty good one the other day. We were doing a bounce to three stride gymnastics with the ponies and I got mine in to an absolutely terrible spot to the first fence - eeeeeeurh go the brakes, he pops up from about six inches in front of it and lands with a thud about six inches behind it. I realized what was happening and made a split-second decision that there was no way we were going to make it over the second fence, not on an aging 13hh pony trying to make a horse stride bounce with zero momentum, absolutely no way. Told him thank you for that first one and now we're sitting there in between the two fences, waiting a minute so he doesn't get ideas about running out, and he's getting a little tense like he thinks I might smack him. I lean forward just a little to pet his neck and WHABANG!!! he rocket launches himself over the second one, from a complete standstill. He wasn't getting worried - he was just pumping himself up! I couldn't stop laughing, especially when I saw his bewildered little face looking down at me like "why'd you get off lady??? I did that great!!"

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                              • #16
                                Going over a 4ft fence stupid mare spooked and I landed on my feet on the other side with reins in hand. Surprised the heck out of that asshole mare.

                                Naughty pony liked to sqeeeeeel like a pig and buck. I was laughing so hard after she did it. She did it again and caught me... whoops
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                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by HPFarmette View Post
                                  Another time I was riding my Arab up a hill and at the top of the hill was a power line fence with a sign "Danger". Horse spooked at it and I thought, dang, he can read!
                                  Hahaha!!! This is awesome!

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                                  • #18
                                    January 21st, 2013 - I was riding my very broke, totally bombproof, used in beginner lessons, routinely carts my butt over 4' fences TB mare. My trainer had set an easy, low line to work on straightness. Bounce, one stride to an X. The first time through was PERFECT. The second time? We got a bad spot, the cavaletti in the bounce tripped up my mare and by the time we made it to X we were facing the standards. Mare, of course, stopped. I continued, did a headstand and my trainer was sure I had broken my neck. That resulted in a serious concussion which gave me a lovely (not) 3 month vacation from university (thousands of dollars down the drain!) and work.

                                    January 18th, 2014 - I had my very calm, lovely, ridden by young teens (13 year olds) coming 5 year old OTTB mare up for partboard. She had previously had the occasionally baby moment - a laughable buck here and there - but nothing too serious. Rider came out to look at her, and I got on first.

                                    Well my usually calm horse was on fire. Asked for a trot - buck, buck, buck. "I swear she isn't normally like this!" Ask for a canter - buck, buck, buck. "Children ride her! This is so unusual!" At this point I was sitting on a timebomb and wanted OFF. But I had told the people she jumped. A teeny, tiny x-rail was set up on the diagonal. We trot in, relatively calmly, pop over then fence and..... BOOM. Off she goes, bucking like a rodeo horse. She decides a tight turn is the best option, and off I come, smashing head first into the metal arena gate.

                                    Horse madly careens around the arena. I pick myself up and limp over the people who came to see the horse. My glasses are half off, my face is covered in blood and I can barely stay on my feet: "Oh my god I am so sorry, she isn't normally like this! I am so sorry! Children ride her!"

                                    They were quite understanding, and even wanted to come back and see her on a calmer day. (To which I thought, "Are you f***ing nuts people!?). Horse then returned to her normal self and I found another partboarder before they came out again.

                                    The moral of the story? No crossrails in January.
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                                    • #19
                                      Best fall? Pigheaded Morgan gelding decided one stride out from the line of bounces that he was going to avoid slowing down by sticking his nose straight in the air...so neither of us could see...and then continued on towards the jumps. Crashed through the first one and decided he was done, so turned out between the jumps and took off. I did not make the 90 degree turn with him and continued on through the bounces...alone. He took off, and when I got up to find him, he was trying to hide behind my coach so I couldn't see him.

                                      Best almost fall? Lovely new TB and I were at a show. First show in this city, he was being great. Our hunter round is feeling perfect. We round the corner heading to the outside line, and I see my grandma watching. She had just arrived, and had never met my new horse before. I smiled at her, and we jump into the line. Ride down, jump out, and knock the back rail of the oxer. Which promptly gets caught between his front feet, tripping him upon landing. I go flying, and he sticks out his neck. So I am completely out of the tack, laying on his neck (my butt is on his withers and my head is almost at his ears). Saintly gelding has no idea what to do, so he continues cantering away from the jump like nothing happened. And starts to take the turn to the next jump. I'm trying to get up and push myself back in the tack, but not doing a very good job.

                                      Then he saw the exit to the arena and our coach, so he calmly cantered that way - straight out the arena gate with me still laying on his neck trying to get up. Coach snags his bridle on the way past. I sit up. She says "get out."

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                                      • #20
                                        Not sure if this qualifies as the worst or best fall, but my most memorable fall happened when I was but a child (so almost 50 years ago) when some friends and I were racing through the woods. I turned a corner a little too sharply, and my leg hit a tree ... horse kept going, I didn't (these were my bareback riding days). I fell on my back and had the wind knocked out of me, so I couldn't even shout as my friend's horse came up the trail and jumped over me. The image of that horse's legs and belly is burned indelibly into my brain!
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