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  • #61
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I was standing in the checkout line and a little girl behind me said loudly, "MOMMY! I SMELL ELEPHANTS!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    But it's all worth it!

    Speak kindly to your little horse,
    And soothe him when he wheezes,
    Or he may turn his back on you,
    And kick you where he pleases.

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    • #62
      OK, first of all, my little sister wants me to "Febreeze" my car before we road trip to Rolex. Hah. Like it smells.

      Then there is my favorite supermarket moment (though not as good as Elephants, I'll admit); my friend went shopping in our downtown upscale market in her purple fullseat riding tights, various fleecey/hay-festooned accessories, and dirty boots of some variety. An elegant older woman came around the corner, stopped, looked her up and down, and said, loudly, "Nice getup!"
      Doesn't seem to have been a compliment.
      The big man -- my lost prince

      The little brother, now my main man

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      • #63
        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Anyplace Farm:
        The only other people you might see flaunting their 'sports' togs are cheerleaders. Who else flaunts it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

        Tennis players! I can't tell you how many times I've gone to lunch and seen women with perfect hair and makeup eating lunch and sipping wine while wearing spotless, fresh-from-the-drycleaner tennis attire.
        If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on my cats.

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        • #64
          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Prairiebrass:
          lew,

          ya gotta NOT look and you will realize the cowboy was right there all along.... that is what happened to me. Cowboy's are the best! They know how to build barns and fix almost anything including my car/truck.... my cowboy also happens to own an international trucking business and is a Vet ....... St. Joseph is so close ...... you should jump the borders and hang out at The Ranch with us.... lot of cowboys there!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

          ok, that's it, prairiebrass!! I've had it! You have a cowboy who can build barns, fix almost anything INCLUDING your truck .. he owns an international trucking business AND is a vet???
          now that is just not fair! LOL tell us all your secrets!!
          A Fine Romance. April 1991 - June 2016. Loved forever.

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          • #65
            well.... stop looking and they will find you is my only advice. Or sometimes your answer is right in front of you and you don't even know it or over looked it..... for instance, Michael and I have been friends for a long long time (way before I started dating the poser internet sex addicted closet gay boyfriend) .... so we (and our families) went on group camping trips together in Michigan with the horses and we hung out a lot together because of mutual friends while I was still dating the "poser" boyfriend ...... Michael always asked me out on dates and told me how much he cared for me and to dump the poser boyfriend but I would politely refuse since I was already dating someone ..... but then..... loooooooooong story short, we ended up together after we spent Thanksgiving together with our families down in St. Louis in 2002 ...... oh and by the way, he doesn't practice as a Vet since the trucking company he runs with his father is way more profitable but he does take care of all our animals...... but he is a great guy by far compared to the poser!

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            • #66
              That's pretty damn funny...

              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Darkhollow Farm:
              I thought I was safe one day when I stopped into the grocery store after doing the "second hay feed" and hugging my horse's large, round bum.

              I was standing in the checkout line and a little girl behind me said loudly, "MOMMY! I SMELL ELEPHANTS!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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              • #67
                I'm actually not looking LOL - My husband and I just celebrated our 23rd (count'em) wedding anniversary... and handsome, kind, hunk of man that he is... he is a musician.. does not fix anything, and stays in the house when a load of hay comes!! But I am envious... and laughed out loud when I read about your poser boyfriend who wore his boots to bed! I do hope he took his spurs off!
                On a similar note, I used to be friends with a group of very good looking young women, ( I was the ugly old one) one of whom was absolutely stunning...a genuine DQ (international GP rider) - over 6 foot tall, all legs, young, blonde, made the actress who is Princess Fiona look dumpy...we would all go downtown for lunch after our ride... she in her fullseat breeches and black boots, with spurs..... cars rearended one another and drove into telephone poles! It made for a lively walk!
                A Fine Romance. April 1991 - June 2016. Loved forever.

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                • #68
                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Tennis players! I can't tell you how many times I've gone to lunch and seen women with perfect hair and makeup eating lunch and sipping wine while wearing spotless, fresh-from-the-drycleaner tennis attire. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                  Oh that is so true! Blech. Even worse is when they have their daughters dressed in outfits that match their own. Blech blech.

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                  • #69
                    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Anyplace Farm:
                    The only other people you might see flaunting their 'sports' togs are cheerleaders. Who else flaunts it?

                    Runners - ick. I wish they'd at least put something over thaose nasty nylon flopping shorts. And that goes for bikers, too... waaaaaaaay too much information!

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                    • #70
                      PrairieBrass: I am taking a number, and getting in line. Everyone else take note: NO BUTTING IN, I was here first. PB, when you get tired of him, (yeah, like that's going to happen,) send him up here, I can use him. Or maybe, make us all happy, and get him cloned.

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                      If guys can do it, how hard can it be?

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                      • #71
                        Almost EVERY night, after work, I do my barn chores and clean my horses, and ride, then I go to the WAWA by my house for my last cup of coffee of the day. (which I drink while reading COTH in the evenings!!!! ) During the winter, I had on about three layers of clothes with the sweat pants on top and probably stunk, but they know what is up. I have walked in there after lesson, in my breeches and tall boots (because once I get them one, they stay on until I go home, to hard to take them off and put them back on.) My trainer's barn is an hour from the barn where I board my horses, and I am usually in transit from my trainer's barn and my barn. When I was young, I would never have gone in a store wearing that, now I go to WAWA, but usually nowhere else. ONCE, I did stop at Carabou coffee house for an emergency latte...rough day. I won't do it again...this *IS* suburbia after all!

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                        • #72
                          I never realized how often I wear britches until my daughter saw me wearing a small pair of plain beige sweatpants the other day. Since hubby did the wash, these fit on the legs like britches, LOL! Good for housecleaning though. She came in from school and said "Uh oh mom, Dad washed your knee patches off!" (Dad's well known for washing things into oblivion in our house)
                          I find the yucky barn clothes get me better spots in bank and grocery store lines. The convenience store/gas station in town is loaded with people in muck boots every morning when I stop for coffee. The talk revolves around where everyone got their boots and how warm/water proof they area. The funny thing, half these people are guys who work at the some of the many working barns around here. I just moved to a very horsey town area and am loving it. I went to pick up my daughter from her first day at the new school in old stained britches and my worn schooling boots and instead of the odd looks I used to get at her last school from the society moms I had about 5 moms walk up and ask what discipline I rode and what breed of horse I had, LOL! It was soooo refreshing to meet someone and hear the first line be, "Oooo, you're new! What do you have and what do you ride? Need help finding the local trails? Want some hay supplier/beeding supplier/local tack shop location info? Let me know if you need to borrow my trailer! What truck do you have? Home or board?" I just grinned like an idiot the whole time. I was introduced to people with: This is Pumpkin's mom, that's Star and Buck's mom over there, her horse is imported and I can't pronounce his name...Even town hall started out giving me the icy glare when I stopped in and asked for a building permit form...until I qualified the request with "for a horse barn." They all broke into grins and looked like they wanted to hug me, LOL!
                          Soooo, walking around here with britches on and smelling funny is perfectly fine, except for the bank two towns over (we don't have a bank in town here) and the grocery store 3 towns over. (no grocery store either, but well worth it)

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                          • #73
                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Darkhollow Farm:
                            I thought I was safe one day when I stopped into the grocery store after doing the "second hay feed" and hugging my horse's large, round bum.

                            I was standing in the checkout line and a little girl behind me said loudly, "MOMMY! I SMELL ELEPHANTS!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



                            Okay...that made me laugh!!

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                            • #74
                              The place I hate going to in my breeches and tall boots is the bank. Makes me wonder what people are thinking.

                              ~~~~~~
                              Member of the Lurker's Clique and the Non-GPA Clique

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                              • #75
                                I tend to do my errands on my way to and from the barn - if I'm in the car that long, why not? Usually, I get gas and a coffee on my way home from riding- I am wearing breeches, boots, and my clothes are smelly, my face is a wreck, my hair is all over the place and I have dirt EVERYWHERE. And as I pay for gas and coffee, some guy comes up to me, leeeaaaaans on the counter, stares me up and down and looks me in the face, shmoozing, "Hey pretty lady, how are you doing today?" Or, I will be at a restaurant with my trainer or another boarder, after a long day, and they will whisper to me across the table, "That guy over in the booth is checking you out. *giggle giggle*"

                                Why, oh WHY do I get hit on when I am looking my worst? WHY, GOD, WHY?!?! It makes me want to cry, because I can be looking *GOOOOD* when I am out with my friends - makeup, hot clothes, the works - and not a look will cross my path. Is it something about hay and horse smells or boots and breeches that turns guys on (or brings out all the creeps in the world?)?

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                                • #76
                                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TheBunnyStomper:
                                  Why, oh WHY do I get hit on when I am looking my worst? WHY, GOD, WHY?!?! It makes me want to cry, because I can be looking *GOOOOD* when I am out with my friends - makeup, hot clothes, the works - and not a look will cross my path. Is it something about hay and horse smells or boots and breeches that turns guys on (or brings out all the creeps in the world?)?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                  meeeee too. I wore my CHAPS (man oh man, right?) to a convenience store one day, and there was some random group of boys oogling over me from a distance, and one of them was like "I think you're hot!". hmmmm. Did I mention I had just BODY CLIPPED a WHITE cushings pony, and I was COVERED in white hair in addition to my old sweatshirt and chaps? Now, if I was clean, with brushed hair and normal clothes, nary a glance.

                                  I think its the whole chaps/tall boots fetish thing that guys go for. Man, oh man. If they only knew how non-kinky we horsepeople see them as. As I was telling my friend the other day- only horsepeople fail to associate whips, leather, tall boots, and chaps with any sort of sexual behavior.

                                  What IS this world coming to? Can't even go out in public anymore!

                                  Alison

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                                  • #77
                                    I like when people look at you in your riding clothes and ask the ultimate question..

                                    "Oh, Do you ride?"

                                    No...I do ballet! What the Fuh?

                                    My personal favorite though was when I was in Circuit City (in Ocala no less, you think that this wouldnt happen here!!) in my half chaps and spurs and a man came up to me looked me straight in the eye and said:

                                    "Are you a tree climber?"
                                    WHAT?! A Tree Climber? Are you kidding me? This is the largest horse city in the world or whatever-A TREE CLIMBER!?
                                    I just laughed and told him that was one I had never heard before!

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                                    • #78
                                      I met an eventing poser! I work at a barn where there is a woman who I think means well. She's always trying to give people lessons and she thinks no one could possibly know more than she does. Well, she was asking me about my riding, etc. (It was a nice converstation. She started the coversation by saying "Oh, do you ride?" "Uh, yeah... every day...")

                                      She is always asking me about my experience and what type of riding I've done. The first time I talked to her I told her I had done a lot of eventing. Part of the coversation went like this:

                                      Me: "I moved up last summer from NC. I've mainly done eventing, but I'm really concentrating just on dressage right now."

                                      Lady: "Oh, no kidding. Eventing is my thing. I used to go to all those events out here." (On Long Island... okay... there aren't any recognized events out here, but okay....)

                                      Me: "Yeah, before I broke my back I was eventing at Prelim. Then I was - "

                                      Lady: "at where?"

                                      Me: "At prelim..."

                                      Lady: "Where's that?"

                                      Me: "Oh, I did a few 1 and 2 day HTs at prelim -"

                                      Lady: (speaking slowly and loudly, as if I don't speak the same language) "No, no, I said WHERE is prelim?"

                                      Me: "Um, prelim is a level, not a place. The levels go -- "

                                      Lady: (finding nearest person who was not me) "Oh, hi Margaret, Jake's looking really good today..."

                                      So, um, yeah... posers everywhere. She is a very nice woman, though, and quite a nice rider... guess that goes to show exactly how much eventing goes on around here!
                                      Last edited by Phaxxton; Mar. 22, 2010, 12:07 PM.


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                                      • #79
                                        ACTUALLY, I would prefer being hit on when I am stinky, dirty, and not dressed up. If a DECENT guy could be attracted to me THEN, it would bode well for the future...

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                                        • #80
                                          i think nothing of wandering into a store in breeches and boots, or worse----hay and hair covered sweatpants and grubby muck boots

                                          i had to laugh when we had a trainer come to our barn with her client to look at a horse--she came in wearing her hard hat.....i was thinking----you drove an hour with that thing on? because why??????? that you wanted us to know you ride??????? well, dont we all???? this is a barn, right, with horses....i just shook my head and walked away

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