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  • #41
    If I don't wear my horsie stuff to the grocery store, how in the world will I meet a single horsie type man?

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    • #42
      Go to cowboy ranch and don't forget the circle rope.

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      • #43
        My fave are the big belt buckles. How many of them do you think were actually won??

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        • #44
          Does the Pet Physic lady on Animal Planet fall into this "poser" category with her breeches and rubber boots she is always wearing with her scarf and dress coat?


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          • #45
            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fargonefarm:
            Whenever I wear my full chaps to the store or run errands etc. I'm always afraid somebody is going to think I'm into.. um... weird things. After all,chaps are designed THAT way.

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            Snerk. Thanks for the good chuckle. I live in one end of my county and my horse lives on the other end on my family's farm. It is not unusual for me to run errands on my way to or from there in breeches and boots, but the town in between the two places is our county seat and pretty horsey so I see people in paddock boots and breeches regularly in Walmart and the feed store, among other places. They are usually worn and dirty, so not the same image as the OP presented.
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            • #46
              While dropping my son off at preschool one day, another mom stopped me and asked what store I had gotten my pants at 'cause she just loved them and wanted a pair also. I was wearing breeches and she thought the suede knee patch was the coolest thing she ever saw. Of course this was when we still lived in suburbia - out here in the country, nobody even gives breeches a second glance!

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              • #47
                My hubby has been working on his pilot's license and came home cracking up one day because he saw another student wearing sweat pants with riding chaps! If you've ever seen that look, you'll know how saggy the sweat pants get in the butt area! Maybe they'll help him grip the seat if the plane takes a nose dive!

                Then there was the time I unexpectedly needed to meet some clients at the office after I'd already ridden. One of my co-workers pulled me aside and told me I stunk. Hee hee! I did apologize to them, and they were cool about it. However, the merciless teasing I now endure is giving me a complex. I walk up to people and say, "Do I smell today?"

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                • #48
                  The craziest part was that "riding boot" and "breeches" look in high fashion a while ago (or is that trend still ongoing??)I mean, gimme a break!

                  Anyway, I often run errands with my breeches on still (can't ride in jeans, think the Inverness problem). My husband hates it (because of the fit, he doesn't care about the horsie aroma), but I'd rather be wearing breeches in the grocery store so people at least know WHY I stink!

                  And yes, I do wear my horsie sweatshirts around...well, maybe that's because they're the ONLY sweatshirts I have, usually obtained at shows when the temp drops and I realize I underpacked again...
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                  • #49
                    Many times I've gone out to eat, gone to movies, gone shopping, etc. after riding without changing. One time I went to the store to pick something up after leaving the barn, and when I went to pay for the items, I noticed that my perfectly manicured acrylic nails were attached to hands that looked as if they had been working on a car! I got a strange look from the clerk.

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                    • #50
                      A couple of years ago I stopped into the corner grocery store on the way home from the barn. I was wearing my older 'pull on' breeches, socks up to my knees, and dirt stained running shoes. My hair was pulled into a fuzzy pony tail and I'm sure I had smears of dirt on my face. The nearby population is none too large, and usually the place isn't too busy, so I wasn't especially worried about being 'seen' by anyone who would care. As I stood at the counter, I noticed the woman at the counter was grinning. I had that peculiar 'being watched' feeling. When I looked behind me, I met eyes with a camera man. I was on live TV! Luckily the station was Korean, so no one I know was liable to view it, but it certainly was an amusing way to be 'captured'. Never expected to be on TV at the corner store. LOL

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                      • #51
                        As funny as this always looks to me...people trying to show off that they ride.. I asked my boyfriend once if people in his sport had this attitude and he said no (he rows).

                        I really do think horse people take pride in the fact that they ride and they want other people to respect or notice that they do.

                        The only other people you might see flaunting their 'sports' togs are cheerleaders. Who else flaunts it?

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                        • #52
                          I've always wondered about those people I see in town in immaculately dressed "barn-wear" (think quilted jackets and Ariats... the people at the post office forgot to give me mine with my welcome packet when I got my box). Now I KNOW- they are all just posers (unlike me- I'm REAL because I look so icky with dirt under my nails, hair in do-rag, mid-calf rubber boots and jeans with a brownish sheen).... although, maybe they all have grooms.

                          Funny though, I DO enjoy being in an area where I can look all gross and farmer-y without getting the hairy eyeball from the Food Lion clerk.

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                          • #53
                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrToad:
                            I saw someone like this the other day - although it was kind of in the other extreme. Big dually truck drives up with appropriate bumper stickers, i.e. "Cowgirls Rule", barrel racing silhouette, etc. Then out jumps the young girl who was driving complete with mucky looking cowboy boots, Wranglers, straw cowboy hat (hey, is straw appropriate BEFORE Easter?) and a t-shirt with cartoon horses. Okay, maybe I'm being harsh, maybe all her shirts have horses on them. I, for one, make it point to NOT wear anything horsey if I'm going to a tack or feed store (unless I just happen to have it on and have to drop in for flyspray or something). I DON'T want people thinking I'm a wannabe newbie.
                            <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            I don't have any of those shirts or anything like that for that reason.

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                            • #54
                              We usually stop at the store on the way to or from the barn, and we will have our breeches and boots on. I leave my barn coat and mucking boots in the tack room though, because I don't like my car to smell like "eau de manure". I also like to leave Gardenia's hair there, since it is now transferring from her body to mine!

                              One time Hannah was going to be in a show on Sunday, so she wore her show clothes to church early service so she didn't have to change when we got to the show. She felt silly, but everyone was quite impressed with the outfit.

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                              • #55
                                Oh, geez. The "elephant" anecdote nearly shot coffee out my nose!

                                Ah, yes. As a teen we had a lady show up to ride at a public riding stable: purple shirt (with fringe), purple cowboy hat, big belt buckle, purple boots (with fringe), white, white, white jeans tucked into the boots, and plenty of attitude. Because of the last item we, uh, didn't warn her we'd just finished putting a nice, thick coat of oil on all the saddles...

                                Years later at another stable in the Rockies, a lady showed up for a 12-hour ride through rugged terrain in the most adorable recreation of a confederate calvary officer uniform, hat, boots, the works, perfect manicure, great hair. Hours later, the poor chick was cold and miserable, hunched down in the big, ugly yellow rain suit provided with the rental horse, trying to survive the ride. I don't have the cajones to wear something like that in public, but I did really covet that outfit for about 15 minutes...
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                                • #56
                                  A couple of years ago, I came out of the IGA feeling quite pleased with myself, for , for just ONCE in my life, being nice and clean, with shiny new schooling breeks, clean polished boots, clean, crisp white shirt, on my way to another lesson. I stopped dead in my tracks, because, what did I see, at the other side of the parking lot? TWO ladies, in muddy riding boots, breeches that were stained, grubby, tee-shirts with horse slobber staines, you know, MY usual look. ( apart from me, there has never been another horse-person sighting in town-this was quite an occasion!) I was really impressed with my tidy look, until my next student pointed out, that they probably were looking at me, thinking " wow, look at the shiny new stuff, must be a rider-wanna-be".

                                  Didn't take long to return to the normal just got off ten horses, have mucked the barn completely look.

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                                  • #57
                                    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Darkhollow Farm:
                                    I thought I was safe one day when I stopped into the grocery store after doing the "second hay feed" and hugging my horse's large, round bum.

                                    I was standing in the checkout line and a little girl behind me said loudly, "MOMMY! I SMELL ELEPHANTS!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


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                                    • #58
                                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PortraitPainter:
                                      I've always wondered about those people I see in town in immaculately dressed "barn-wear" (think quilted jackets and Ariats... the people at the post office forgot to give me mine with my welcome packet when I got my box). Now I KNOW- they are all just posers (unlike me- I'm REAL because I look so icky with dirt under my nails, hair in do-rag, mid-calf rubber boots and jeans with a brownish sheen).... although, maybe they all have grooms.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                                      Ah, yes, you are in the land of the riding matrons. I used to live in that area. I went to a gynecologist's office in The Plains one day, and sitting there in the waiting room was a woman in her chaps and fresh-from-the-barn paddock boots. Going to the grocery store like that is one thing, but I think I owe it to my doctor to bathe before an exam!

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                                      • #59
                                        Someone at my school wears paddock boots and breeches with a long sweater and perfectly coifed hair. It makes me want to gag. Especially since I once told her I have horses and asked if she rode and to and she told me horses were big, smelly, and scary.

                                        ~Veronica

                                        P.S.- Once a guy asked for my number in the grocery store when I ran in there wearing black breeches and black field boots. He thought I rode motorcycles?!? Huh?

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                                        • #60
                                          Wow y'all must see people at my old barn. Some come in in tall boots, expensive burberry-type/ sporty breeches, GPAs, expensive gloves and all for their first lessons. I must laugh, though I like East Meadow have nothing against it. It is rather funny when you hear them complain about getting dirty though.

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