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  • #21
    I'm always going to the grocery store, pharmacy, etc. AFTER I work with the horses. I usually have on my paddock boots and riding pants, but will take off my helmet and chaps.

    I think the clerks have gotten used to seeing me with horse snot, mud, and manure all over me. Being in a rural area where there are a lot of horses, I'm pretty sure they have a good idea why I'm such a mess.

    Now, if I were to venture into a suburban area, I'm sure the residents would take me for a homeless bag lady! LOL

    If you want to make a small fortune in the horse business, you must first start with a large one.
    Homeopathy claims water can cure you since it once held medicine. That's like saying you can get sustenance from an empty plate because it once held food.

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    • #22
      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Prairiebrass:
      Posers???? yeah... I used to date one! I know all about them! He was a wanna be Ambrose F. Clark person dreaming of living a champagne life style on a beer budget ....... wanna be jumper who wears his tall english boots everywhere including bed....... no more closet gay internet addicted wanna be jumper-riders living pay check to pay check ..... I will stick with the "real" cowboy I now have and never a Poser again!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

      ROTFLMAO

      Fine I give up, do it your way: heels up, eyes down!!

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      • #23
        Have we all simmered down enough on this topic that it can continue in the humorous vein it was intended? Good.

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        • #24
          OMG, Darkhollow, ROTFL. That is so funny. Once after working all afternoon at the barn, one of the barn rats and I went to the store. I was covered with dirt, horse snot, sweat, stringy-hair ponytail and all. We both came shuffling up to the counter with cokes, snacks, etc. and I asked for a pack of Marlboro Lights. They asked for my ID - you must be 18 -I was 38!! This could be the new beauty/looking-young craze of the millenium. To look years younger, roll around in the barn aisle, give your big sweaty horse a hug and a kiss - add strands of hay for that young carefree look. Ooooo, mamma, you look hot now!!

          Zetra

          One must think when looking at a horse in motion, that it hears music inside its head.

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          • #25
            lew,

            ya gotta NOT look and you will realize the cowboy was right there all along.... that is what happened to me. Cowboy's are the best! They know how to build barns and fix almost anything including my car/truck.... my cowboy also happens to own an international trucking business and is a Vet ....... St. Joseph is so close ...... you should jump the borders and hang out at The Ranch with us.... lot of cowboys there!

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            • #26
              Some of the local pubs and restaurants don't recognize us when we AREN'T in riding gear! We frequent them so often that they are totally accustomed to us in boots and spurs and little bits of hay.

              I grocery shop in barn clothes and have been known to slide into the mall upon occasion!

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              • #27
                Well.. there was the poser who bought a pair of western equitation chaps that I had on ebay (he was local and picked them up in person). He insisted that the fringes went on the inside of the legs; when my boyfriend pointed out the error, he defended himself by claiming that he didn't intend to go anywhere near a horse in them anyway, only to the bars.

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                • #28
                  You know MORE cowboys? I'll be RIGHT ON over! I have even my own boots! (Poser?) Where is the ranch? Are you in Texas? Cowboys are good, I agree if they are the REal ones who have own horse and spurs and can fix frozen watering machine, tractor, headstalls, stall door and coat zipper! Do you and Cowboy know country music too? Is it possible to find cowboy who will not be mad at me because I loff my horse?

                  It would be a said miracle to find man who would like animals AND me! So far in St. Joe I know only people at gas station, one lady at grocery store and horse trainer I'm not pathetic, I'm NEW but I have many boots and one good horse - just need one good Cowboy!
                  lew

                  "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

                  Harold Wilson
                  \"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you\'re scared to death.\"

                  Harold Wilson

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                  • #29
                    OT, but I have to say...QUINN, just looked at photo of your barn....NIIIICE!
                    www.savethehorses.org GA Horse Rescue
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                    • #30
                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Darkhollow Farm:
                      I thought I was safe one day when I stopped into the grocery store after doing the "second hay feed" and hugging my horse's large, round bum.

                      I was standing in the checkout line and a little girl behind me said loudly, "MOMMY! I SMELL ELEPHANTS!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I'm so glad I put my water down BEFORE I read this.!

                      " I didn't really say everything I said "--Yogi Berra

                      Member of the Olde Farte Clique
                      One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

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                      • #31
                        Whenever I wear my full chaps to the store or run errands etc. I'm always afraid somebody is going to think I'm into.. um... weird things. After all, chaps are designed THAT way.

                        Riding: the art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.

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                        • #32
                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrToad:
                          Once after working all afternoon at the barn, one of the barn rats and I went to the store. I was covered with dirt, horse snot, sweat, stringy-hair ponytail and all. We both came shuffling up to the counter with cokes, snacks, etc. and I asked for a pack of Marlboro Lights. They asked for my ID - you must be 18 -I was 38!! This could be the new beauty/looking-young craze of the millenium. To look years younger, roll around in the barn aisle, give your big sweaty horse a hug and a kiss - add strands of hay for that young carefree look. Ooooo, mamma, you look hot now!!
                          <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          So funny you mention this! I've just noticed that I get carded without fail when I've just come from the barn. I was suspecting it might be the pony tail/baseball cap ensam....but I suppose barn dirt and hay must have a way of making me look younger too!

                          I wonder when the cosmetic companies will pick up on this??

                          ****
                          NEW YORK HORSE RESCUE

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                          • #33
                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Prairiebrass:
                            you should jump the borders and hang out at The Ranch with us.... lot of cowboys there!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            As in Cadillac Ranch at Rt 20 & Rt 59?? Just wondering as I have seen many places called "The Ranch". Didn't realize that was cowboy central if it's the same place I remember.

                            "...but now the gloves are coming off and it's going to get ghetto." Robby Johnson
                            "I'm not crazy...my mother had me tested"

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                            • #34
                              Dear Fargone,

                              It's all about what you wear Under the chaps and ABOVE the chaps, you see? Posers wear clean clothing with no stink and sometimes have holster with weapon - or if English, they have whip. There are others who are NOT posers who wear *Only* chaps and I can't think about that....

                              "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

                              Harold Wilson
                              \"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you\'re scared to death.\"

                              Harold Wilson

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                              • #35
                                My local Food Lion is so used to me smelling like a horse and having messy hair, muddy boots on, etc. that the checkout girls actually STARED when I came through one day with a skirt and makeup on. I think they were amazed I could clean up so well.

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                                • #36
                                  Belladonna, another cool fashion trick! Look and smell the most horrible that you can for weeks on end and then dress up! The change is so amazing that people can't help but stare in awe!

                                  Zetra

                                  One must think when looking at a horse in motion, that it hears music inside its head.

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                                  • #37
                                    There was a non horsie lady at a company that I worked at in Palo Alto who came to work a couple of times wearing white leggings, a black belt, a white blouse and a black vest. She had on tall boots that weren't tall enough, like old style field hunting boots - who knows she probably paid a fortune for them at Needless Markup at Stanford. She had her hair tied back with one of those hair clips with the bow and the little attached hair net. I think she worked in Accounting. I about spit out my coffee to laugh at her when I saw her there in the office.

                                    ~~Every year the senseless slaughtering of millions just for their hides. Poor little Nagas.~~

                                    "I admitted to myself and to god that I am powerless over COTHBB" - anonymous.
                                    Stoneybrook Farm Afton TN

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                                    • #38
                                      When I was in college there was a girl that rode her BIKE in high boots, breeches, hunt cap, and crop. Not just once in a while but everyday. She not only looked the part but acted the part of the "Rich and Famous". However, to us trued and tried HP she was a freak.

                                      I have been boarding out a few horses this year and find myself at the store after riding and etc. I am a mess and people stare at me because I stink!! I never wear chaps or etc. I just look like a very dirty and smelly person. It was so bad one day that I actually apologized to the people next to me in line.

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                                      • #39
                                        It never fails that at Devon in the spring and the Gold Cup in the fall, you will see kids and adults alike strutting around in their skin-tight breeches and tall rubber boots, hoping that everyone will think they are showing. I guess non-horsey spectators probably do think that. Always gives me a chuckle.

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                                        • #40
                                          If you really want to see posers, go to the trade show at QH Congress, where every third person that walks by is clanking big old western spurs with every step.

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