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  • LMAO

    and now ill clean the milk off my computer ....

    and go buy the economy box of toothbrushes.

    And i thought my friends had gutter minds!

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    • Apparently Carlin's list was one Carlin came up with. Tit is on it, so is piss. So much for those lasting. Le tit be said that the seven others include the eff word, yo mama attached to the front of eff word, and the word that got MargaretF kicked off this BB when she called Heidi one.

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      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> B-Squared (Bed, Bath et al). <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

        I think that's B-cubed. Bed. Bath. Beyond.

        But now SO and I are arguing about spitting, swollowing and flipping...so I'll leave the higher level mathematics to the rest of you.

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        • ok, best I could do was 1182.71 I'm nowhere near as good as you guys at the other game you're playing but it's fun to read.
          You suppose they gave Erin the weekend off?
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          • The best I have done so far is just shy of 800. I guess I need some instruction in Matt's method. Matt... are you looking for a stable boy job?

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            • Matt, I gotta ask, just why was it that you were on the radio talking about "one hell of a b--- j--?". (unless maybe were you doing some advertising of that Professional Services company you described earlier in this thread)?

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              • Mariposa ... you looking for a personal trainer or a stable boy .. or an unstable boy? Terms of employment might be negotiable.

                HH ...nope, as yet that does not fall within the range of services I'm prepared to offer. Perhaps if the business is successful, I could consider taking on employees with different skill sets to expand the range of services.

                And to respond to why that phrase came up on the radio, it was Valentine's Day, back in the late 90s. A radio station was reading an article about a survey that had been done, asking women which man they would most like to date, and men which woman they would most like to date. I forget most of the answers, but they were all fairly predictable; the women were all lusting after whatever boytoy was hot at the time, and the men all wanted everybody from the most recent Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue ... with one exception ....

                number one on the list of women that men wanted to date (and, as Dave Barry would say, I'm not making this up) was Hilary Clinton. The DJs, both male and female, expressed tremendous surprise at this.

                To alleviate their confusion, I called in and explained what seemed obvious to me. Considering President Clinton's infamous preferences, if Hilary was the woman he chose to marry, she must give (as quoted above).

                The call was not live ... they taped it, edited it, and then broadcast it. So it wasn't a situation where they got blindsided and were frantically scrambling for the bleeping button. They knew what was coming ... but no mention of whether the folks in the studio were spitting or swallowing their coffee.

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                • Small wonder, especially's Merry's, that y'all are flipping ponies and spitting. I would like to announce to the world that I, heidi, am the proud owner of les tits. As with children, when you have more than one, they amuse and keep each other company.

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                  • Perhaps there is the power in plurality. Tit is not allowed, but tits are? As with most things in life, less is not more. Less is less and more is more
                    See those flying monkeys? They work for me.

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                    • Y'all ALL need to move to Utah - just think, you could drive (from SLC to Vegas for the world cup) through FILLMORE, into BEAVER and still end up in the VIRGIN river gorge!

                      Now wouldn't THAT be fun?
                      "The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear" ~ Socrates

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                      • Y'all do know what the difference between like, love and hate are, right?....
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                        • To make this religious, Jesus may have said "I'm rubber, your glue", but as Correene so astutely quoted earlier, Mother Mary spoke words of wisdom: "Le tit be".
                          Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot, over...

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                          • Whether it is "link, love and hate" or "like, love and hate," the answer is, no, I do not.
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                            • They're all spelt differnt.

                              Fluffernutter, I've had a long day, please le tit rest, huh?

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                              • Oh, I can't believe I'm going type this....

                                Spit swallow and bite. Erin, feel free to edit/delete this post, ,lol/
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                                • ooooh, so here i was, just kinda browsing around, just kinda lurking and yowser, what do i see? but the entire bb population getting naughty en masse.

                                  i guess i'm a bit out of things, it took me a whole four minutes to figure out what a bj was....
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                                  • Sometimes it's fun to be hated just a little bit.

                                    and beameup, this is non-denonimational naughtiness. No mass or other organized religious services required.

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                                    • no bj's en masse? awrrr
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                                      • Not since all the recent lawsuits.

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                                        • Between Jesus discovering rubber,and Mary's mammaries being talked about in public, (had a little typo there!!! how very Freud of me!)this is a COTHolic religious experience.
                                          And now, we find that SimpsoMatt is the scammer!! I bow to your superior negotiating skills! Bring on the Cashier's checks! Bring on the merlots. The only things missing are the gnomes!
                                          Would you like Spike the pony who will not be flipped delivered UPS or FedEx?
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                                          complicate, obfuscate, prevaricate.

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