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  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BeastieSlave:
    Milkbone??? I'm not quite sure how to comeback to that one...

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    Well, last time I checked, there weren't any Merlotbones on the market.

    And at about what age will le tit die? Is it some time post-menopause? Because maybe I should start shopping for a smaller bra now, if that's the case. They do come smaller than a 34-B, right?

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    • Merry, try La Wondre Bra, I heard they were Tres Chic!
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      *Bugs 5/86-3/10 OTTB Mare* RIP lovely Lady, I miss you
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      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bugs-n-Frodo:
        Go your attention though, didn't it. &lt;bwahahahaw&gt; <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

        Shouldn't that be "didn' tit"??

        Dang, 20 pages and DL's gonna get it scuttled for advertising!
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        • OMG!! D'ya think????
          Should I go back and edit????

          Maybe we could bribe Erin, with promises of Brad Pitt, Flocking, and Merlot! All in the same room!
          LESS HARD WORK, MORE FINE DINING!™
          complicate, obfuscate, prevaricate.

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          • Oh man...I fell asleep last night and slacked on my threadly duty. Chuck is $2.99 here, so unless your a car salesman, thats three buck's in my book. Irregardless, there is still a half glass sitting by my computer this morning. Should I dranken it this early? It seems such a shame to just le tit sit.
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            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Vandy:
              Should I dranken it this early? It seems such a shame to just le tit sit. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

              I can just see the phrase <span class="ev_code_RED">le tit</span> joining numping, aghasted, attackative and dranken in the COTH Create-a-New-Word-by-Accident Hall of Fame.

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                OK, I suck at the Albatross thing. I only made it to 300 something. It's my thread; shouldn't that give me a few extra points?

                On Le Wondre Brazeerie (I made that up), I almost bought Le Natura Brazeerie yesterday at B-Squared (Bed, Bath et al). I opted for the lamps instead. Not to be confused with headlamps.

                My Charles Owen Ascot should be here soon. I'm going to start an EqKamikazee team.

                "If you have the time, spend it. If you have a hand, lend it. If you have the money, give it. If you have a heart, share it." by me

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                • Le tit is NOT a made up word, it is a real french word meaning boob!
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                  • Just like "le hotdog" in Quebec!
                    LESS HARD WORK, MORE FINE DINING!™
                    complicate, obfuscate, prevaricate.

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                    • ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
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                      • Last year in France I ordered a Pepsi and the waiter, in a great French voice, said, " Ah, Le Vin American!"
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                        • If you like the albatros game, check this out:

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                          • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bugs-n-Frodo:
                            Le tit is NOT a made up word, it is a real french word meaning boob! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                            Yabbut... Didn't you actually mean to type "let it" die (as in the thread?) Or am I trying to make too much sense out of this?

                            Sorry. My mind is boggled. I cried all night about Jen and Brad's split. And just think: the final straw, apparently, was that Brad had been seen snuggling against Angelina Jolie's le tit.

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                            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dancing lawn:
                              The price of the PONY WHO WILL NOT BE FLIPPED will be duly increased, to (let's see, how much to I need to repair all the rescued mare damage.........................)
                              $50,000 US!!!!!
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                              Dear Ms. Lawn

                              I am honored to bring you greetings from the land of BongoBongo. I very much like to buy from you this pony who will not be flipped. Please to send picture of pony not flipping so I can be assured I am getting genuine pony that does not flip.

                              As soon as I get picture of pony not flipping, I send to you cashier's check for $50,000,000,000 US. You will please to deduct the $50,000 for the purchase of this wonderful pony, and send the remaining $49,999,950,00 to my agent who will arrange for shipping.

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                              • Le tit be
                                Le tit be
                                Le tit be
                                Oh let tit be
                                New COTH word of wisdom
                                Le tit be

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                                • In the spirit of "Where's the fruitbat?", appropriately shortened to WTF, perhaps "le tit be" should be shortened to LTB? Might get it past the PC police...
                                  They don't call me frugal for nothing.
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                                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Anyplace Farm:
                                    OK, I suck at the Albatross thing. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                    I guess that explains why the Albatross is smiling so much, but will this resurrect the whole spit/swallow debate?


                                    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Merry:
                                    Yabbut... Didn't you actually mean to type "let it" die <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                    Somebody let the yabbut die? I didn't think that was a factor in the spit/swallow consideration. Are we back to drilling beavers?

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                                    • Yagotta point there Merry. And so it is... a new COTH made-up by accident word. Le tit be known that I am honored!
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                                      • Well, dunno ... is "tit" one of the seven words the FCC won't let you say on radio? Goodness knows they use "tit" all the time on BBC America, put perhaps they loosen the reign's there since it is cable.

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                                        • The list of verboten radio words is somewhat confused. I got bleeped by a radio station once (everybody needs to get bleeped at least once in their life) when I used the phrase "one hell of a b***j**". They allowed the h-word, but the bj one got bleeped. And I never saw that one on George Carlin's list.

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