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  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Just My Style:
    And DMK- your horse does have a spermhead. So when you have to write out his markings, do you put star, blaze, sperm??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The temptation to use "sperm" is great. But that doesn't do it half justice. Anyone looking at his picture could be forgiven for describing him as having a blaze (of reproductive origins ) and a sock. Uh uh. His JC papers dedicate 66 words to describing his white markings, snips, hairs, cowlicks, whorls and other assorted oddities. And they missed two of the largest cowlicks (his entire upper leg is a giant whorl - biggest PITA to clip you ever saw).

    Maybe I should settle on 1 sperm, 1 sock, 55 assorted white hairs, 126 whorls & cowlicks. Best identified by 2 independently functioning neural synapses.
    Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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    • My mare's name is Tess and when I bought her at age three she was mostly bay. Over the next two years she gradually worked her way around to being mostly grey. Which accounts for the rather appropriate name my trainer gave her: Tessie Two Tones.

      And since I always shorten Tess to "T" and I have another mare whose name is TBird that also gets her name shortened to "T", Tess became T-bunny to aleviate some of the confusion. (Don't even get me started on Twigs and Tweety--obviously I have a T-fixation. )

      DMK, there's a very good racehorse named Aldebaran that was retired to stud last year at Darby Dan. Maybe that's who you're thinking of?
      www.laurienberenson.com

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      • My last horses show name was Lunar Madness...but around the barn it was Lunatic, Looney-toon, Looney-bin...I bought him when he was 3 the people I bough him from called him Madman. I changed his barn name to Lunar. The funny thing about all this is you would think the horse was a freaking lunatic by the names, but he was laaazzzzzyyyy and wouldn't hurt a fly!!!
        here are some names around my barn!
        Woody=Swoody
        Scooter(mydog)=scooter-pooter or bubba
        Caleb-KK
        Canook-nookie
        Azlan-sir lame-a-lot (self explainatory!)
        Sugar-Suga
        Moonie-moon pie
        pecos-pecker
        Gosh! I could go on forever! Great topic!

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        • Well Josh has pretty much gotten, "Joshcabobs" fro all of entirety. He also got Posh Josh and Gosh Josh a lot. and of course Josh-ew-a said in a very nasal drippy tone.

          Alex was always "Alex-Man" from my mom, and "Xander Bar" frome me. Mine came around a long loop of shortening. Lol. It started one day when I told him he was Wonderful. Then I remember "Wunderbar" and I called him that for awhile. Then I callemd him Alexander Bar. And then it became Xander Bar or just plain Xander. He also got Chew Baby alot, because he chewed on EVERYTHING

          Preston has two that we call him. He earned Baby Bop quite quickly: he bucked about 5 times on my one ride before I bought him and the EXPLODED in the turnout ring when I got him home. Whenever he's in a good mood, you can feel his butt "bopping" underneath you, as he tries to hold back from bucking. Too bad the real Baby Bop is a FEMALE character on Barney & Friends. We also call him P-Man.

          My mom calls our dog, Snickers, "Snick the Dick". I cringe every time I hear it. I call him Snickerdoodle, Doodlebug, or Noodle. And when I call him Noodle I sing the Noodle Dance song from that Nickelodian show with the otters..."noodle, use your noodle, noodle, do the noodle dance"

          My cat is Thai, and he gets called Tae Kwan Do for Karate chopping the dog numerous times. He also gets Chi Chi, which is my version of Kitty Kitty and then the long form is Tica Thai Chi Chi. Don't ask.

          And then at our barn, I have given Capital Gain, Cappy, the nickname G-String, cuz his mom calls him Capital G all the time so I make fun of her. And then JD is J Diddy. LoL.
          CLIPclop Bodyclipping by Morgan
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          --> Just Press Start // '99 Oldenburg
          --> Always The Optimist (reg. Simply Stylin) // '02 Thoroughbred

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          • LaurieB, that's probably it (whew, I was going to stay up late pondering that one!). And thank heavens for your T obsession. That makes me feel better about my little "R" Dependency problem over the years. You know... Rebel, Raven, Robbie and Rivers.

            I'm down to 3 Rs in Robbie, Rebel and Rivers, but ultimately when someone is doing something th atirritates me (about 95% of the time), I run down the list, "RobbieRebelRiverswhoeveryouareSTOPIT"!!!
            Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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            • Well, since I'm the one who christened Beezer's horse with the name Dorkimer Schmerd, and I call Barbie "The Cow", here's my other favorite:

              Our mom's pretty bay by Alla Czar was orphaned at birth. While she's very sweet, she has, well, a few "issues." She's very busy with her face. So we nicknamed her Monkey Girl.

              But now that she's about ready to show, we needed a show name, and we wanted something that reflected the Alla Czar name, so Beezer and I came up with: <span class="ev_code_RED">Chimpanczar.</span>

              Of course, our mother doesn't see the humor in this.

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              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Holly Jeanne:
                Wait Bugs! I thought Frodo WAS his nickname!!
                <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                YEAH! I guess technically his nick name IS Frodo, his real registered name is Pippen. Bugs's is Cute As A Bugsear.

                I forgot one of Bugsey's nicknames, it is Sunshine, because I always sing "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happEEEE when skies are grey" to her. I have to find a good song for Frodo. Another of Frodo's nicknames is Little Buddy.

                Some of you are VERY clever with your nicknames. I especially like when they morph into something completely different, that happens to me too sometimes. Spermhead takes the cake though!
                ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
                *Bugs 5/86-3/10 OTTB Mare* RIP lovely Lady, I miss you
                *Frodo '03 Anglo Trakehner Gelding*
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                • Well, actually, I choose my horses eventing name on a quick thought: Royal T.
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                  • "Goober," questionably a step up or down from real name, "Bubba." "The Bubbameister" was one that didn't stick.

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                    • Ever since we bred Daisy and she started looking round, I started calling her Mommy Horse.

                      And I still have a Mommy Horse even though her baby is 16 months old.

                      I also call her Chestnut Beauty, since black beauty doesn't sound right for a chestnut mare
                      ~ Scarborough Fair Farm ~

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                      • I have a fat furry 2 year old mini filly that is a pinto and in the process of greying out. She is quite funny looking actually but in a very cute way

                        Her name is Faith (mom was Shania) but I took to calling her FaithMonger for all her little antics.

                        Now I just call her My Little Monger, as in 'does my little monger need some more hay?' What is a monger anyway.. I know it means something.. I just dont know what!
                        ~ Scarborough Fair Farm ~

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                        • I call the horse I ride now Moose, Big Mama, or Ma. Usually Ma, tho.
                          In fact, I don't remember the last time I called her by her actual name But she really is a Big Mama, so it sticks.

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                          • I call my best friend's horse Doofus, the moron, and the butthead (all of which he is ). I'v called him that for years, but she still doesn't see the light
                            My treasures do not glitter or clink,
                            they gleam in the sunlight and neigh in the night.
                            ~bedouin proverb

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                            • Sanderson --my pesty, outgoing, thinks-he's-the-greatest-thing-ever app-- is affectionately referred to as <span class="ev_code_RED">"Turd Ferguson"</span> by my SO.

                              Fans of Saturday Night Live will remember that "Turd Ferguson" was the name that Burt Reynolds (actually, Norm MacDonald) assumed for himself in a Jeopardy! skit.

                              Norm's impersonation of Burt Reynolds --that cocky "Ha" sound-- is just soooo Sandy. If Sandy were human, he'd be Norm MacDonald's Burt Reynolds.

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                              • Well my mare's barn name is Lee. A few years (5-6) ago I called her "HeavenLee" my friend countered with "silLee", next came gracefulLee", "HungriLee", "SweetLee", CraziLee", "HapilLee"..... It's been years and Lee just keeps getting more names. I don't imagine we will ever stop thinking of more. lol

                                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OnyxThePony:
                                I don't -a-poo but I do -ers and -eroos and Mr- and Miss-. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                Hope you don't mind but that sentence is to funny not to use as my sig.

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                                • My horse doesn't have any wierd names, although I have been heard on occasion to call him sped muffin . However, one of my friend's horses, normally called pelly, short for pellegrino, has aquired the name asian elephant shark, and as much as I'd like to explain, it's rather long and confusing, but it actually does fit him. And another friend's horse has recently gotten the name buggernut. Also one that cannot be explained. Our trainer was picking out his feet after riding him, and he took off down the ramp out of the arena, as usual. So she dragged him back up, and angrily called him buggernut. It just stuck.
                                  Horses are life.

                                  If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

                                  Life\'s Big. Just jump it.

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                                  • DMK - Aldebaran is also the name of one of the horses in the tent in "Ben Hur" -- the youngest and the swiftest.

                                    jilltx - One of the physicist/astronomers at work gave me two slightly different pronunciations (guess it depends on where you were educated), neither of which ends with a sound like "baron." When he first came into the barn for sale, either the former owner didn't know how to pronounce it or it got interpreted wrong b/c they gave him a barn name of, you guessed it, "Baron." That was the first thing I "fixed" when I bought him. The operation that I referred to in another thread was the second.
                                    The Evil Chem Prof

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                                    • I'm trying to remember the last time I called something by its real name, LOL. Sprite goes by various nicknames, generally "Ponycakes" or "Spritey-ola", sometimes "Spritely GoRightly". Arthur is generally Artie Farty. My dog Fletcher is known to the family as PidBoy, or Mr. Pid. I won't even get started on the cats, or the lesson horses, I'd be here all night!

                                      but... my sister's dog Carlo quickly became Carlito Bandito/Burrito.

                                      As you may have noticed, I like rhyming nicknames. Also anything that ends in "-ola", LOL.

                                      ****Indecision may or may not be my problem****

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                                      • My trakehner mare is "Cologne" aka "Connie" but when she's really good it's "Fred"not sure why,but it fits.
                                        mm

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                                        • My horse's barn name is Bonaire. Several years ago, one of the then-teenagers nicknamed him "Boner", with a long O. It stuck.
                                          He's also been called "Bon-Bon", which was surprising because he's not very sweet in his stall...

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