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What is the strangest request a non horse person has asked? Zombies anybody?

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  • What is the strangest request a non horse person has asked? Zombies anybody?

    I thought this would be a fun one- What is the strangest question/request a non horse person has asked?

    Last week, I had a co-worker ask me if the Zombie Apocalypse happened if she could borrow two horses. I tried to not look at her like she had multiple heads. I had several thoughts in my head... but of those relating to the horses... I don't think mine would be Zombie broke.... and how exactly would one even get horses to her... she doesn't even live in the same state!

    So... can anybody top that with non horsey requests?
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    could you sneak one of your horses to the third floor for the photography class to use as a model? they are tired of using dogs and the cats run away









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    • #3
      Why are those horses blindfolded? (fly masks)

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      • #4
        I'd like to bring my daughter over to get bucked off your horse. Maybe then she'll quit asking for a pony.
        "I am in favor of keeping Air Force One and cancelling Trump." ~ Borowitz

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        • #5
          We don't get anything the rest of you guys haven't heard a dozen times over.

          Why are they blind folded?
          Is the little one the big one's baby? Nope, the little one is 15 years older in fact.
          Can my toddler sit on your horse for a photo with no helmet and no one holding said toddler?
          When we shod we of course had the "how could you drive nails into your horse's feet? How cruel!" PS: The best way to explain to these people it doesn't hurt was for me to put a staple through my finger nail. Which I've done about 5 times.

          Love the pony photo shoot. That wins hands down.
          My herd for life:
          King: 21 year old Foxtrotter gelding
          Ruais: 8 year old Friesian/Arabian mare
          http://imgur.com/a/LSPiJ#0

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          • #6
            That is the CLEANEST pony I have ever seen! Lovely photos.

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            • #7
              Not exactly a request but a co-worker asked me that since I'm into horses why don't I like country music? I had to explain that just because I like horses does not automatically make me a country music fan. I like classic rock thankyouverymuch.
              Yogurt - If you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? Steven Colbert

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              • #8
                I compete in dressage and maybe this is not "strange", but I'm always asked by non-horse people "How do you get your horse to do that?"

                I think by "that", they mean not just all the fancy-prancy stuff, but how to ride a horse. I think they are hoping to hear that I'm whispering little commands to my horse, while I appear to just sit there doing nothing, "Okay, horsie, please half-pass left now" But if I even start to answer them with some true information about using the aids to communicate with their, their eyes glaze over with boredom. I should work on my delivery some more.

                Sometimes, they respond, "I rode a horse once. Everyone was so surprised what a good rider I was!"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by M.K.Smith View Post
                  I thought this would be a fun one- What is the strangest question/request a non horse person has asked?

                  Last week, I had a co-worker ask me if the Zombie Apocalypse happened if she could borrow two horses. I tried to not look at her like she had multiple heads. I had several thoughts in my head... but of those relating to the horses... I don't think mine would be Zombie broke.... and how exactly would one even get horses to her... she doesn't even live in the same state!

                  So... can anybody top that with non horsey requests?
                  Just tell her no, that you'll be using them yourself should the apocalypse come.
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                  • #10
                    Not gonna lie, I have totally worked horses into my zombie survival plan. I think the appeal of using horses as transportation during the zombie apocalypse is BECAUSE they aren't zombie broke - if your horse spooks at the undead, you can't be surprised by them or accidentally walk into a horde of them. Not like I've put much thought into this or anything...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by cuse View Post
                      Not gonna lie, I have totally worked horses into my zombie survival plan. I think the appeal of using horses as transportation during the zombie apocalypse is BECAUSE they aren't zombie broke - if your horse spooks at the undead, you can't be surprised by them or accidentally walk into a horde of them. Not like I've put much thought into this or anything...
                      I think that's brilliant. I now have a zombie survival plan! Thank you!

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                      • #12
                        Happy to help. I also have an apocalypse survival bag, packed and ready to go in case stuff goes south...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by cuse View Post
                          Not gonna lie, I have totally worked horses into my zombie survival plan. I think the appeal of using horses as transportation during the zombie apocalypse is BECAUSE they aren't zombie broke - if your horse spooks at the undead, you can't be surprised by them or accidentally walk into a horde of them. Not like I've put much thought into this or anything...
                          Sure, sure, until you fall off after pony does a 180 spin and bolts away, and are lying injured on the ground as zombies swarm you.

                          Or if pony gets dangerously injured while bolting from zombies, would I have the presence of mind to jump off shoot him according to that Cornell (or whatever) triangle illustration that I have memorized in my need to over-plan? Or would I hop off and continue running, leaving him to be eaten alive?

                          I also worry about being able to safely house the ponies, without them being eaten. Although depending on how active the particular type of Zombies are, the no-climb fencing might be enough to baffle them. I do have a large walk-in basement that would be more or less secure if I reinforced the door, but how long would I want to keep them in there before giving up all hope? This is assuming that right from the beginning I didn't just put a nice dose of poison in everyone's (including myself!) breakfast, content to admit that I am just not the type of person who is interested in surviving an apocalypse.

                          ...not that I've thought about it either...

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                          • #14
                            My mom asked me if my horse got motion sick while riding in the trailer! I thought that was pretty funny. I told her horses can't throw up, what a mess that would be!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by GoForAGallop View Post
                              Sure, sure, until you fall off after pony does a 180 spin and bolts away, and are lying injured on the ground as zombies swarm you.
                              Well obviously we should all wear our helmets during the apocalypse

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                              • #16
                                From a coworker:

                                "You've been taking lessons for a couple of months now. Aren't you finished yet?"

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                                • #17
                                  Oops! I thought you said strangest QUESTION you ever received.

                                  Sorry...I got nuthin.

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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by cuse View Post
                                    I think the appeal of using horses as transportation during the zombie apocalypse is BECAUSE they aren't zombie broke - if your horse spooks at the undead, you can't be surprised by them or accidentally walk into a horde of them.
                                    Don't want anyone to panic, but judging by this, the undead are already amongst us.
                                    Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you? You are at your very best when things are worst.
                                    Starman

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                                    • #19
                                      Nothing beats Glen's rescue scene where she comes barreling in on a horse in Walking Dead. I mean, come on!
                                      My herd for life:
                                      King: 21 year old Foxtrotter gelding
                                      Ruais: 8 year old Friesian/Arabian mare
                                      http://imgur.com/a/LSPiJ#0

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                                      • #20
                                        "Can I bet on your horse in a race?"

                                        Well, you could, but as a former AQHA HUS horse turn ed dressage pony...only if you really wanted to lose.

                                        One of the strangest questions I had was a teen that asked if horses were omniverous. Because my face couldn't hide the WTF on my face, I asked what kind of meat he thought they ate and he said...I don't know...bunnies. At which point the mental image of a horse stalking a rabbit to catch it and eat it made me laugh so hard I nearly wet my pants. Luckily he was a good kid, in good humor and very smart, just missing a few key facts.

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