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  • Tinfoil hat wearers!

    This made me think of you guys!

    http://www.stopabductions.com/

    indulge
    Spell-checked prior to transmission. All errors occured en route.

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    Next they'll be making lycra helmet covers with glitter. Oh wait... that's a good idea. My tinfoil hat would look fabulous in a zebra print.
    Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
    Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
    -Rudyard Kipling

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    • #3
      It won't do you any good. Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated.

      Locutus
      Mangalarga Marchador: Uma Raça, Uma Paixão

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        #4
        Originally posted by JSwan View Post


        Next they'll be making lycra helmet covers with glitter. Oh wait... that's a good idea. My tinfoil hat would look fabulous in a zebra print.
        You need to get a jump on that market- you'll be retired in no time!
        Spell-checked prior to transmission. All errors occured en route.

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        • #5
          I bet my horse wants one of these helmets, so that I'll stop abducting him from his nice warm stall!
          ...somewhere between the talent and the potato....

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          • #6
            Oh, man, this is waaaay off course...

            But thanks for the diversion.

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            • #7
              hmmmmmm, we could market old helmets.......
              Originally posted by BigMama1
              Facts don't have versions. If they do, they are opinions
              GNU Terry Prachett

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              • #8
                Thanks for that.Made a boring night a bit of fun.Im off to do some googling on aliens.

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                • #9
                  My neighbor has one of these...

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                  • #10
                    I can't quite see why you would make such a helmet out of an electrically conductive material?? Surely you want it to repel electricity/rays/whatever?

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                    • #11
                      Is the Charles Owen version going to be as expensive as the one we use for riding?
                      Dee
                      Founder of the I LOFF my worrywart TB clique!
                      Official member of the "I Sing Silly Songs to My Animals!" Clique
                      http://wilddiamondintherough.blogspot.ca/

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                      • #12
                        Lol, how did you find this site??
                        Jigga:
                        Why must you chastise my brilliant idea with facts and logic? **picks up toys (and wine) and goes home**

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                        • #13
                          ALIEN ABDUCTEE FROM KENTUCKY WEARING A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET

                          "Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.

                          My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."

                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
                          Kentucky is so weird.
                          Stoneybrook Farm Afton TN

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                            A Cheaper Alternative

                            From the website:

                            Several abductees report that aliens do not like perfume. One abductee claims that they stopped an abduction by exposing strong cheap perfume to aliens.

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                            • #15
                              Garlic works, too.

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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by Go Fish View Post
                                My neighbor has one of these...
                                Any chance we can get a photo of this neighbor?

                                This is some funny stuff...

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                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by twofatponies View Post
                                  Garlic works, too.

                                  ...and don't forget St. John's Wart. : o ))

                                  Darn it, I shouldn't have thrown out that hunt cap in 1976. Somebody coulda used it.
                                  Proud Anti-Slaughter Handwringer http://www.tbfriends.com/

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                                  • #18
                                    Well now you've done it! The aliens will come after us because we were forced to visit that site!

                                    "Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you don't need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet..."

                                    Do our riding helmets work the same way?

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