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  • #21
    Originally posted by GaitedGloryRider View Post
    I reached into a pair of saddlebags that had been sitting in the tack room all winter expecting to pull out a big bottle of water and maybe a long-forgotten sandwich. Got a handful of hair instead. A raccoon had curled up in them and died over the winter.
    Omg!

    I would have died. And possibly ran around the barn shaking my hand like it was on fire screaming something about "ewww ewww ewww ewwwwwwwwww"
    Proud member of the "I'm In My 20's and Hope to Be a Good Rider Someday" clique

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    • #22
      When I was at my parent's barn, the 'tack room' was an old van box (like off of the back of a moving van). Our saddle racks nearly reached the (metal) roof, and it tended to heat up in there.
      On spring day I reached up for a saddle pad off of the top of the saddle rackand as I tugged one off of the pile...

      A 4' rat snake rolled down off of the pile to drape across my arms. I screamed like a little girl, dropped the snake and the saddle pad and scooted outside to so the heebie jeebie dance. The chilly snake calmly and slowly relocated himself.

      Still gives me the heebie jeebies. Blah.

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      • #23
        Originally posted by runNjump86 View Post
        They might be harmless, but my heart definitely said otherwise!!

        I mean...I was so totally unprepared to look down and see that nasty little bugger. I've encountered a few rattlesnakes on the trails and didn't really have an issue. The first one stopped by heart and I did an about-face before I could blink and hustled by butt back to the barn, but that was about it. This dude...nope. Scared the living hell out of me.

        If I see a scorpion...lord help us, you'll hear me screamin' all the way in AZ!!
        I'd catch it, build it a tasteful terrarium, and sell it on CL!

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        • #24
          SO not even close. Wait 'til you wake up and find one next to you on the pillow. True story. It was petting my nose. It was easy enough to catch and toss outside. Tarantulas are about the only spider that don't freak me out.

          Weirdest critter in my barn -- the porcupine my dog found. Three days and 300+ spines later, she came home. Porcupine, unfortunately, didn't survive her attack.

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          • #25
            Originally posted by talkofthetown View Post
            This isn't really all that creepy or surprising, but it grossed me out really bad. I had just finished up a ride on a really hot, humid, sweaty gross day. Got back to the barn, pulled tack off the horse, clipped him to the cross ties, and took my tack in the tack room. Dropped everything off, then pulled my helmet off. Then started to pull my gloves off, and noticed that I felt something in there. Other than my hand. I pulled them off, dumped my glove out, and a very dead, squished, lizard fell out. Ohhhh boy, did I do an entertaining hand wiggle shake jump around dance. (You know, the one where you have to wipe your hand off on your pants, to get the heebie jeebies off ) Now I really don't mind critters. But not dead ones smushed up against me.


            HOW did I manage to ride the entire time without noticing a LIZARD in my glove?? Ew.
            I went on a trail ride once and thought I felt something on my neck and arms, like the feeling of spider webs that I kept brushing off. When I got home, dismounted in the driveway, took off my helmet, and realized a nest of spiders had hatched inside my helmet....thousands of teeny baby spiders on my head....they rode with me for a couple of hours.

            I undressed right there in the driveway, yes I did.

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            • #26
              Down at the barn a couple of months ago after a ride and 2 of our barn cats were staring intently a the back of a tack trunk that was pushed up against a stall wall. I could hear this "click click click sound behind the tack trunk but it was too dark to see what was back there. Got my flashlight out and it was a little critter - species unknown at that point. So I hustled the cats away to the tack room and pulled the trunk away from the wall. It was a weasel. Cute little guy - little less than a foot in length. Once he knew the cats were gone, he took off for parts unknown....although I think they eat little mammals so are welcome to stay and keep that population in check.

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              • #27
                Not just little mammals, Linda. I have had one living under my hay shed, and I've seen it take down a full size jack rabbit in broad daylight. Now, that's ambitious.

                I have a very sleek-looking marmot under there at the moment. I imagine when the snow starts to fly and Mr. Weasel moves back in, the marmot will take his leave pretty darned quickly.

                I have several porcupine friends who like to hang out in the hay barn and help me feed the horses, but I will get scolded if I tell you about them and their friendly antics.

                However, this guy is probably the father of all barn critters:

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                • #28
                  SO not even close. Wait 'til you wake up and find one next to you on the pillow. True story. It was petting my nose. It was easy enough to catch and toss outside. Tarantulas are about the only spider that don't freak me out.
                  I'd be running out of the house, throwing a lit match behind me.

                  Seriously, where do you folks live that you have freakin' tarantulas?!?
                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                  Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.

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                  • #29
                    Nastiest thing I ever had was in the dead of winter, about 12 degrees, a poor coyote victim of sarcoptic mange went to ground under my horse trailer, probably for a place to die. This poor critter had literally not one square inch of hair left on his body, and was all erupted hide--bones--and JAWS. Suffice it to say he got a quicker trip to Valhalla, but I'll never trust the "stopping power" of a Glock ever again. Next time I won't bother calling Animal Control, either!

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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by hundredacres View Post
                      I went on a trail ride once and thought I felt something on my neck and arms, like the feeling of spider webs that I kept brushing off. When I got home, dismounted in the driveway, took off my helmet, and realized a nest of spiders had hatched inside my helmet....thousands of teeny baby spiders on my head....they rode with me for a couple of hours.

                      I undressed right there in the driveway, yes I did.
                      Now THAT is disgusting! I would have been naked in the driveway trying to get rid of them.

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                      • #31
                        Originally posted by atr View Post
                        However, this guy is probably the father of all barn critters:
                        Is he at your place, REALLY!!!!????
                        "Everyone will start to cheer, when you put on your sailin shoes"-Lowell George

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                        • #32
                          Originally posted by amm2cd View Post
                          When I was at my parent's barn, the 'tack room' was an old van box (like off of the back of a moving van). Our saddle racks nearly reached the (metal) roof, and it tended to heat up in there.
                          On spring day I reached up for a saddle pad off of the top of the saddle rackand as I tugged one off of the pile...

                          A 4' rat snake rolled down off of the pile to drape across my arms. I screamed like a little girl, dropped the snake and the saddle pad and scooted outside to so the heebie jeebie dance. The chilly snake calmly and slowly relocated himself.

                          Still gives me the heebie jeebies. Blah.
                          I must have been making one heck of a face reading this, because my father (sitting across the room) was like, what in the sam hill are you looking at?

                          It actually reminds me of a story he told me of when he was still in the Air Force living in North Dakota and was driving on patrol with one of his buddies. They were driving through the local campgrounds which have a lot of overhanging branches. Driving along, he suddenly heard "Uuuughheeewwwww!!!" from the passenger seat. A snake had fallen from a tree, hit the car, and came in through the window only to land in his partner's lap! I like snakes, but not on me!

                          My best barn critter... I was just doing chores, and noticed a coffee can randomly in the middle of one of the stalls. I walked over, picked up the can, and felt a thwump on my foot. Naturally, I leaped back to escape the Giant Creature of Doom that was attacking my foot. Turns out it was a baby opossum that had wandered into the barn and taken refuge in the coffee can, which he had probably knocked off the table. I promptly shooed him back into his coffee can, carried him out to the woods (him hissing at me the whole way), and released him. Poor thing.

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                          • #33
                            All the usual rats, mice, ground squirrels, lizards & birds in the barn. Also the occasional coyote & bobcat.
                            But I found my tarantula in the house. Under the reclining chair. How or why it came into the house I do not know. I scooped it up & put it back outside.
                            There is no such thing as "bad" horsemanship or "good" horsemanship. There is simply Horsemanship or the absence thereof.

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                            • #34
                              Found this guy last year: http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/z...ps04127041.jpg
                              http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/z...ps473cfb2a.jpg
                              I've also had the usual assortment of squirrels, birds and mice.....which would explain why the snake thought my barn was a good place to be. Have also found evidence that the fox has spent time there when he left a pile of scat dead center of the aisle....twice, the bastard.
                              "My biggest fear is that when I die my husband is going to try to sell all my horses and tack for what I told him they cost."

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                              • #35
                                Originally posted by Toadie's mom View Post
                                Is he at your place, REALLY!!!!????
                                Oh, yes. Him and all his friends and relations.

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                                • #36
                                  I hate big fat raccoons.

                                  I have had earwings in my helmet (found them during a ride, threw helmet across ring at instructor). eesh

                                  My issue with snakes is ...why do they always have to curl up in the dang hose ? (yes, it's nice and cool there, I get it) Leads to a lifetime of PTSD.

                                  We lived in an old hose with a stone foundation and we had a lot of inside snakes. The cats had fun.

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                                  • #37
                                    Originally posted by atr View Post
                                    Oh, yes. Him and all his friends and relations.
                                    Is he in love with someone? Anyone remember this happening: http://www.amazon.com/A-Moose-Jessic.../dp/0140361340

                                    (I actually remembered cow's first name, 20 yrs later...)

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                                    • #38
                                      In North Texas my sweet feed would get all hard in the winter. I would open the feed can and wack on the feed w a coffee can to loosen so I could scoop it out. Once I was doing this with one hand looking at some thing else. When I couldn't get the feed loosened up in the can I peered in to check . I had been wacking a very angry possum on the head all that time.

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                                      • #39
                                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                        Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.

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                                        • #40
                                          Originally posted by runNjump86 View Post
                                          I go to put a bit back in the bit bucket in the tack room before I leave. So, I open said tack room door, and hear a "thunk". I look down, expecting to see a dirt clod. Nope.

                                          A F'N TARANTULA.

                                          Size of my palm. Yes, I turned and ran out of the barn. It scuttled into the tack room where I'm sure it is happily residing planning my demise when I walk in tomorrow. if that sucker jumps on me...I will die.

                                          I had been told they live in our area, but I was pleasantly in denial about it. Until now. I called the BO, who is at a horse show, and she pretty much had the same reaction. I told her I was leaving the door open, lights off, hoping it would wander away and not take up residence in her everyday helmet That got a good, loud "EWWWW!! OMG!!!!" from her.

                                          Ok...what's the creepiest critter YOU'VE encountered in your barn??
                                          OMG. Just last night (I kid you not) DH and I returned home from an evening watching a fellow barnmate's horse run at the track, and when I let him out of the car to go into the garage, he stopped and was intensely studying something on the ground I could not see from inside the car. He started kicking at it, and that's when I finally rolled down my window and got the bad news. Dead Tarantula.

                                          At least it was dead, right?! Well, DH left it there and now, almost 24 hours later, it still sits. I tried to move it today with a garden spade, but I was too freaked out to get within 15 feet of the thing. Blech!

                                          Somehow I would be less inclined to freak out about it at the farm, you know, where there's nature? However, in my little cookie-cutter housing development I would prefer to pretend that those furry things do not exist.

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