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VENT: Why can't I be one of *those* people?

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  • #41
    *raises hand*

    Also a member of the Pigpen Club! Although I have to admit that I am worse because I will just wear my barn jeans "crotchless" once I've worn through the upper inner thighs. Hey, it's ventilation and I've never glued my jeans to myself! I know several other barn girls who also sport the crotchless jeans look--apparently, we are starting a trend!

    There's a lady at my old barn that I want to be when I grow up. She drives a sparkle-y white car, comes to the barn in her uber stylish FITS breeches and either a cute polo w/the collar popped or a long-sleeve UPF half-zip (I'm convinced she and her clothes, and car, are all Scotchgard-ed because they are always SPOTLESS!). Takes out her white horse, puts on a pair of kitchen gloves, and scrubs Horse-y down with Dawn soap and Quicksilver. Then she tacks up and rides, and when she gets off, even if she rode in the middle of the day in July in a long-sleeve shirt, she still has all of her make-up on, and it's perfect. Then she rinses Horsey and puts her in front of a fan while she meticulously cleans her tack and picks the stall, and then puts everything away all organized and clean and *ding* sparkle-y. Puts Horsey away, walks to her car, wraps a towel around herself as to not get any barn dirt in the car interior (even though she still looks exactly like she did when she arrived), and drives home. I would always stare in jelousy, with my sweat- and dirt-streaked face, frizzy hair that had at least seven stalks of hay in it, horse-slobber-smeared and sweat-soaked shirt, dirty crotchless jeans, horse hair-covered arms that also looked I had leprosy because they were so mosquito-bitten, etc., and wish I could be even half as perfect as she was!!! Maybe one day. Not. *sigh*
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    • #42
      My favorite is the dust mustache that you only notice in the mirror after you stopped at the store to pick something up on your way home from the barn. So attractive.

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      • #43
        what about the raccoon rings on the neck? Those are my personal favorite, very attractive

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        • #44
          I also want to be one of 'those' people, but being an OCD, paranoid, neatnick, who is afraid that I'm always one ride away from an ER visit, I have found that dark colors are the only way for me to go. For schooling, I wear either dark brown or the denim breeches, and a dark polo. In winter, I can get away with a lighter shirt with a dark sweater or sweatshirt over it.

          I haven't shown in years, but since I have aspirations of becoming a dressage queen, I'm already experiencing panic attacks about what color my white breeches will become by the time I enter at C. (or is it A?). Even my office wardrobe has to be on the darker side. All my light colored shirts with sleeves have ink stains on them.
          Last edited by Trevelyan96; Aug. 1, 2013, 07:06 PM.
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          • #45
            I belong to your tribe. I finally gave up and buy everything in black. (Why, yes, the major obstacle between me and a training level dressage test IS show clothes, why do you ask?) But thank you muchly for giving me the term "chub rub", since I have used it to get Google to give me patch tips for the otherwise awesome (BLACK) jeans that keep tearing out in the inner thigh....
            Originally posted by HuntrJumpr
            No matter what level of showing you're doing, you are required to have pants on.

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            • #46
              Shoot, it's so dang humid that I just gave up when we moved down here. I have very curly hair that looks weird and sad when flattened. Dang good thing I was already married, 'cause the helmet head does not help me.
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              • #47
                Sooo... I didn't read every response so this might've been mentioned...

                But things get infinitely worse when your horses live at your house. I routinely feed in the AM in my PJ's. Result: I own no presentable PJ's.

                I have two closets that my SO and I each split. I'm not sure how he separates what goes into each closet, but the reason we do this is because I have "normal" clothes, that I wear in public or to work (a school), and then I have Barn Clothes. I didn't want them sharing closet space.

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                • #48
                  I am just so glad to read that I am not the only person dressed like a homeless woman at the barn. People get all coordinated and prettified and I'm thinking, wtf, I look like a sweaty, filthy muppet in ten minutes!
                  Life doesn't have perfect footing.

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                  • #49
                    Ruth0552 & Wildlifer:
                    You are SO not alone!

                    I've probably scared more passersby (the neighbors have wised up by now) traipsing to the barn in whatever I happened to have on or pulled from my stash of barn clothes that hangs right by the back door.

                    Just this week I had to retire a pair of cotton knit pajama pants, cunningly printed all over with kittycats ($.99 at Goodwill), because the elastic died.
                    I actually had them pinned on & was going out that back door headed for the barn when the no-longer-elastic gave up again, thus pantsing me.
                    TG I was still indoors, because that was a sight even the neighbors s/b spared.

                    I buy a lot of thrift shop stuff for the barn (& beyond!) and one of my Prime criteria - besides being machine washable & at least 90% cotton - is "Will this color look good with green slobber on it?"
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                    • #50
                      Originally posted by 2DogsFarm View Post
                      Just this week I had to retire a pair of cotton knit pajama pants, cunningly printed all over with kittycats ($.99 at Goodwill), because the elastic died.
                      I actually had them pinned on & was going out that back door headed for the barn when the no-longer-elastic gave up again, thus pantsing me.
                      OMG, this just made laugh so hard I woke up the cats! Once I move the horses home, I fear I am doomed.
                      Life doesn't have perfect footing.

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                      • #51
                        I am so glad I am not alone. I am definitely a dirt magnet, around horses or not. Years ago, I was at work and spilled my lunch on my shirt, whipped out a Shout wipe to deal with the stain. Co-worker said, "Wow, you are obviously a mom, carrying around Shout wipes." I said, "No, my daughter never spills stuff on her clothes, but I do it all the time!"

                        And around the horses--OMG. My horses live at home, and I always give each one a scratch between the ears just before leaving for work and as soon as I get home. My mare invariably manages to drip green slime on the back of my shirt, I never notice, and a kind co-worker points it out in the office. And the amount of horsehair on my office chair just boggles my mind.

                        Rebecca

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                        • #52
                          As I get older I get better at keeping clean. I have found that if I wear one of these type of shirts http://www.sunprecautions.com/product/17400 they seem to repel dirt (well not really but almost) and they come clean easy, I wear jean breeches or a high end breeches. I have gotten so I wear clothes that match and they seem not to show the dirt, it just doesn't stand out the same.

                          As for my hair I have found that if it is fresh clean I don't end up with as bad helmet hair. But if washed it more then 9 hrs before it is just a night mare. I also have some very nice hats a few ball caps and my Tally hat.

                          Someone asked about boot socks. I ask for the boot socks for gifts, Christmas, birthday, mothers day or any reason that I might get a gift. They make cheap gifts but make me so happy. I have 15 pairs have 3 pair get holes this summer and can't wait for my birthday for new ones.
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                          • #53
                            This whole thread has me LOLing! and nodding in understanding and happy to have found a whole tribe of pigpens!

                            I've given up. There's just no point in trying to be one of "those" people. It's not possible, for me, so I just wallow in my dust and dirt and horse slobber. And sweat, oh good grief! I'm pretty sure I sweat more than most men and definitely more than my horse and I'm a small person.

                            Lady must have her head scratched before I mount, if it's not done quickly enough or hard enough she'll do it herself, thank you very much, on my thigh, hip, butt, shoulder, back...whatever. And, as soon as I dismount the foam around her lips must come off, immediately! Preferably on my thigh, hip, butt...you get the picture.

                            Oh well. I would much rather be hot, dirty and smelly with my horse than not!

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                            • #54
                              Originally posted by FineAlready View Post
                              Ugh, my TS breeches have never held up well at all. The crotches rip out pretty much immediately. I've had much better luck with euroseat breeches in general, and Ovation breeches in particular. I've also had decent luck with one of the cheaper Dover denim euroseat breeches.
                              I have a pair of Harry Halls breeches that are 26 years old and still going strong.
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                              • #55
                                Originally posted by Donkaloosa View Post
                                But still, I sweat, and I don't know how some people never seem to sweat or look hot and dirty. Do they bathe in anti-perspirant and water-proofing spray???
                                I wonder the same thing!!! I get hot and sweaty just going to get my lesson horse, tacking up and heading out to the ring! Little air-flow and wearing a cotton t-shirt just makes me a hot mess before I even get on!

                                I've been eye-ing some nicer polos, just want to be classy I guess?

                                And my hair--don't even get me started! I'm long overdue for a haircut but after my riding lesson I just throw my hair up in a bun and it looks ROUGH. May need to go the baseball cap route...

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                                • #56
                                  Oh god do I feel your pain!

                                  I used to ride at a barn where the dressage trainer was this little skinny, super toned tan blonde Swede. Good rider, and pretty pretty pretty to boot. she could go out, groom and work half a dozen horses, and get off and still be presentable enough to go out afterward! I tried HARD to hate her. Unfortunately she's one of the nicest people you would ever want to talk to in the horse business...

                                  Not the case here. I look at a horse and I get dirty. And my hair's naturally curly so the second I begin to sweat, any sort of hairstyle I might have had going morphs into this terrifying monster.... And I totally get you on the "chub rub" frustration (and I about gave myself whiplash from the snort/laugh I did for seeing it actually NAMED for the first time)

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                                  • #57
                                    I am also in the pigpen club!!
                                    I wear a baseball cap basically every time I go out in public, just because I'm so used to wearing one and I feel nekkid without it. I have shoulder length hair so unless it's up in a ponytail, it's usually super poofy at the edges of the ballcap and thus ends up making it look worse than it would sans ballcap. Pffftttt.

                                    I try not to do horse chores at the barn before work that would make me sweat - like cleaning paddocks/stalls, and sometimes even riding, because the mugginess just doesn't agree with me and standing still has me dripping sweat.
                                    Yuck!

                                    I don't know how *those* people do it. And I wish I were one of them too!
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                                    • #58
                                      I managed to be one of the clean people while I was a working student, even in show days I'm all seasons, often wearing light colored shirts, and over a year later I have no idea how I did it. I know it helped that the horses were thoroughly hosed every day and wore blankets or sheets 24/7, but I also spent a lot of time being very careful not to get dirty or mussed. I wish I had s magic formula, but I think I was just really careful not to rub up against anything and I got really good at intercepting horses before they could slime me. Scotchguard also helps, you can buy it in spray cans in the sewing section of Wal-Mart, and it works pretty well.

                                      As for helmet hair, I have super long hair so I put it up in a bun at the back of my neck ( the all silicone hairbands are amazing) then as soon as I take my helmet off, I unwind my bun, flip my hair over, and shake it out with my fingers, then flip it back over and put it up again. This gets it to dry faster, and makes it look less plastered to my head. I'm also convinced the flip is an integral part to the process, the force seems to help it un-mold better, plus, it makes me feel like a shampoo model.

                                      I feel it is also relevant to this thread that I spent the entire weekend making skirts out of skill my favorite pairs of jeans that had been patched so many times due to "chub rub" that they were no longer repairable... I'm only half-way through the pile and have 4 new skirts.

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                                      • #59
                                        Brown breeches are helpful. Also, have to agree with everyone who says that it makes sense to spend some $$ on breeches. I wore all my Pikeurs, 3-4 days a week, sometimes on multiple horses daily, for almost 10 years before I had to tearfully retire them. So that works out to $30 a year, which is CHEAP! Love my short hair because I can fluff it up and make it look presentable.

                                        But for me, I guess I am OK with it because really--isn't being able to get dirty and not have to be perfectly made up, clean, etc part of the fun of having horses? I know it is for me!

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                                        • #60
                                          I am SO glad I'm not the only one! I got my white breeches dirty while trying them on! Good thing they fit! I don't wear khaki breeches anymore. I got them too dirty (and a creepy old man at a gas station told me it looked like I wasn't wearing pants). I'm always a sweaty, slobber covered mess. Brown and black clothes are my best friend. I work as an art teacher and a nanny, so I'm always covered in either paint, baby slobber/food, or barn dirt. I don't even bother having nice things...they'd just sit in a draw and never see the light of day (like the nice skirt I bought 2 years ago for work...still in the closet with the tags on!

                                          ETA: decent full seats are my solution to the crotch ripping breech problem. I've only got 2 pairs on knee patch...one ripped in the crotch, the other are 2nd hand FITS that I hope last for ages!
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