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  • I don't want to get into the back-and-forth going on here, but I can't help but post about this - I absolutely loved this statement, when taken out of context - "They just attack people who look like seals"

    Hehehe - they don't attact people who look like people, just ones who look like seals.

    Woooo...yeah...sorry, had to share.
    One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
    - Will Durant

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    • Uh oh- is the Alberta vs. Ontario thing as heated a topic as the red vs. blue states?? This could really end up a train wreck....

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      • No,no, no!! That's QUEBEC against the rest of Canada! Excellent train-wreck material!
        LESS HARD WORK, MORE FINE DINING!™
        complicate, obfuscate, prevaricate.

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        • Now now, we'll be having no Canadian trainwrecks here until American Thanksgiving Day!

          Toronto Slanguage from slanguage.com:

          The Rock
          The Island of Newfoundland
          Chinook

          Winter storm system that causes warm weather
          Two-Four

          A case of real beer
          Breath In, Breath Oat

          What we do (And a cool song)
          Deck Al

          What Americans call DEE Kal
          The Basketweave

          Highway 401 across Toronto
          Monsoons

          Vancouver weather from Oct to April
          Hogtown

          Toronto nickname
          Cookie

          Crazy
          2,4 Uh Blue

          A case of Labatts blue, please
          The Peg

          Winnipeg
          Kay Beck

          Quebec
          Seein' the Governor

          Drinking rum
          Loonies & 2 Knees

          Canadian dollar and 2 dollar pieces
          Choad

          So bad it's good
          Zed

          The letter after Y
          5 point 0

          Minimum beer alcohol level
          Skull Cramp

          Headache
          Sowester

          Storm from a certain direction
          Die Wrecked

          Opposite of indirect
          Oil Cloths

          Raingear to Americans
          Puck

          Hockey players girlfriend
          The Leafs

          Our beloved hockey team
          Tronno

          Toronto
          How Zit Goan, Eh?

          How are you?
          With Oat a Doat

          Without a doubt
          Organ EYE Zay Shun

          Organization

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          • HA! That gives our strategists plenty of time to plan, and take you all unawares!!!
            LESS HARD WORK, MORE FINE DINING!™
            complicate, obfuscate, prevaricate.

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            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dancing lawn:
              HA! That gives our strategists plenty of time to plan, and take you all unawares!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
                Now now, we'll be having no Canadian trainwrecks here until American Thanksgiving Day!

                Toronto Slanguage from slanguage.com:

                The Rock
                The Island of Newfoundland
                Chinook

                Winter storm system that causes warm weather
                Two-Four

                A case of real beer
                Breath In, Breath Oat Only if you're from NEWfunland. Otherwise, it's OWT.

                What we do (And a cool song)
                Deck Al Most of my friends and I say DEEkal. but we're from trono.

                What Americans call DEE Kal
                The Basketweave

                Highway 401 across Toronto
                Monsoons

                Vancouver weather from Oct to April
                Hogtown

                Toronto nickname
                Cookie ???

                Crazy
                2,4 Uh Blue

                A case of Labatts blue, please
                The Peg

                Winnipeg
                Kay Beck again, only if you're a Newfie.

                Quebec
                Seein' the Governor

                Drinking rum
                Loonies & 2 Knees toonies!

                Canadian dollar and 2 dollar pieces
                Choad

                So bad it's good
                Zed

                The letter after Y
                5 point 0

                Minimum beer alcohol level
                Skull Cramp

                Headache
                Sowester

                Storm from a certain direction
                Die Wrecked

                Opposite of indirect
                Oil Cloths Not in Ontario! they're raincoats!

                Raingear to Americans
                Puck

                Hockey players girlfriend
                The Leafs

                Our beloved hockey team
                Tronno

                Toronto
                How Zit Goan, Eh?

                How are you?
                With Oat a Doat

                Without a doubt also, withoot a doot!but, once again, only if you're a newfie! as in from NEWfunland!
                Organ EYE Zay Shun

                Organization <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                LESS HARD WORK, MORE FINE DINING!™
                complicate, obfuscate, prevaricate.

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                • LE, can I offer you some career advice, gratis (that's Latin, but you knew that, of course, being a reader of books and all...)?

                  There are enough people who know your 'true' identity that, based solely on your posts on this and countless other BB's, for which you have no time to post, will flee aghasted should you ever wander up to offer your advice/coaching services. As a professional, you have made an inedible ( ) impression on many - i.e. dude, it's a small world, people talk, your credibility is , at best; you are hurting your bottom line.

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                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Do you do anything else??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                    Hmmmm yes, thank you very much. Today is slow because it is raining but so far I have;
                    run 4 miles on the treadmill, made some great mushroom soup, done rainy day lunch monitoring at school (I am a killer hangman player), groomed and fed lunch to the ponies, prepped oldest child for Algebra 2 final, argued with the contractor about the yard project that refuses to finish, put clean sheets on all the beds, restrung my cello and practiced for 30 minutes, done my german homework, finished 2 costumes for a production of the Wizard of Oz, and spent entirely too much time here
                    See those flying monkeys? They work for me.

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                    • As a professional, you have made an inedible ( ) impression on many - i.e. dude, it's a small world, people talk, your credibility is , at best; you are hurting your bottom line.

                      Heidi, is LE a man?

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                      • I think my twin sister is using "dude" in the California Version, which does not discriminate by sex.

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                        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cindeye:
                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Happy Times:
                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
                          HT, if my turning your "aghasted" into a joke has, well, aghasted you, then I'm sorry. But it was the best typo I had seen in ages, and reading it just instantly had me thinking of accidentally ripping a fart. You know, it would have been just as easy to go back and edit the post to say "aghast," which is the correct spelling.

                          But think of it this way, it has joined the special COTH-isms like attackative, dranken and Aunt Esther's purse, and all those isms make us smile.

                          Because I am sure that if you don't have a rehash every time you post, it will quickly be forgotten that you were aghasted. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          Unfortunately it will be raised every time I post and result in 3 pages of ridicule.

                          For your information,just because I posted a benign post where everyone is does not, not mean I support anyones views. Becauseo once something has been said right or wrong and taken as fact and passed on as fact untill it becomes fact I will take your advise and leave.

                          I have edited my grammer has I am sure it will result in 5 more pages of posts. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                          HT, you're killing me. Get over yourself! 99.999% of all COTHers had no idea that you were the first one who typed "aghasted" but now we all do. It was just a funny typo that struck someone funny.

                          Oh, and you might want to re-edit your "grammar" with an "a", not an "e"...in the post quoted above, I count 8 grammatical and spelling errors. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          I'm still slogging my way through the last four pages, but I counted 12 errors.
                          *****************************************

                          Book: If you take advantage of her, you\'re going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. Firefly

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                          • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - it's not "Meh" it's "pfffftt" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            Hey wait, that's my line. You can't use "pfftt" without forking over royalties to me, thankyouverymuch!
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                            Book: If you take advantage of her, you\'re going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. Firefly

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                            • [QUOTE]Originally posted by LE:
                              Very good with the quote!

                              Actually, great whites ARE Aggressive sharks with other sharks, but the Killer Whale is even worse, which is why great whites don't piss them off

                              ANd, furthermore, great whites have poor eyesight, which is why the nip and run. Humans taste gross, apparently. They just attack people who look like seals, which is what they love to chomp on. And nope, don't watch shark week, don't have that station. I can actually read more than an internet forum...books! Imagine that!


                              QUOTE]

                              Okay, now you have my wetsuit in a twist.

                              -Great whites are not naturally aggressive towards other sharks anymore then any other species of animals are aggressive towards each other, there is a predator/prey relationship. As someone said earlier, sharks are not eating machines, they are cautious, careful predators.

                              - Most sharks have also been shown to have very good eyesight, along with an awesome sense of smell, and an excellent system of nerves that detect the smallest electrical currents generated by muscles.

                              - Also great whites feed on a variety of fish, mammals and birds, depending on where they are located. Studies suggest that the shark can tell we don't have the same fat content as the it's other food, leading to the tendency to release rather then eat.

                              Interesting info
                              http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/vertebr...oug/shark.html
                              http://www.mbayaq.org/cr/whiteshark.asp

                              I need to go back to my lab
                              My treasures do not glitter or clink,
                              they gleam in the sunlight and neigh in the night.
                              ~bedouin proverb

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                              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rivermeer:
                                As a professional, you have made an inedible ( ) impression on many - i.e. dude, it's a small world, people talk, your credibility is , at best; you are hurting your bottom line.

                                Heidi, is LE a man? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                Nope, female, coach in Ontario. She's been given good adive about ruining her credibility many many many times on the other bb, and doesn't see it. So save your breath.
                                \"Throw your heart over the fence and your horse will follow\"

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                                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Pie:
                                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rivermeer:
                                  As a professional, you have made an inedible ( ) impression on many - i.e. dude, it's a small world, people talk, your credibility is , at best; you are hurting your bottom line.

                                  Heidi, is LE a man? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Nope, female, coach in Ontario. She's been given good adive about ruining her credibility many many many times on the other bb, and doesn't see it. So save your breath. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
                                  Ah Ha! Now the pod of attackative great white killer whales can gang up and shred The Pie for making a typo! I suggest we insert "adive" just before "aghasted" in the COTH lexicon! What can I say; I just can't Le Tit Be!
                                  Just kidding, Pie. You know I loff ya!

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                                  • okay, thats it, where are the razor blades? I'm offing myself, this board is too abusive.
                                    \"Throw your heart over the fence and your horse will follow\"

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                                    • Or you could just make up an alter and defend yourself.....

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                                      • Puulllease Karosel, don't bring up my typo everytime I'm on here, gimme a break!!!!!!!!!! Can't you just Le Tit Be?
                                        \"Throw your heart over the fence and your horse will follow\"

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