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  • #21
    When your meeting is in a conference room with a west facing window (thus warm) and mid-meeting you get a whiff of your shoes and remember that before work you walked into the horse's stall in your flats and squished into the pee spot. You hope no one else notices the aroma...
    Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
    Bernard M. Baruch


    • #22
      Originally posted by Bluey View Post
      When foaling out mares, I was buying fleet enemas by the bucket full.
      I did get some strange looks.
      I get the same look when I'm buying 6 tubes of K-Y Jelly (and I'm 67 yrs old)!

      I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.


      • #23
        I went to the petstore after the barn (wearing breeches and my 6 year old filthy dirty and cracked ariats with the ratty laces) and some kid said "hey I like your shoes, where did you get them?"

        I had to look down to realize that I was wearing what looked like the currently trendy leggings and booties.


        • #24
          1) That time when you wear your barn Danskos to the office on casual Friday (you've spit cleaned them in the car that morning) and you notice "Barn Smell" in the middle of a particularly well-attended staff meeting later that morning. The sniggering from your colleagues as they cover their noses doesn't help!

          2) That moment when you you're called to the ER for a DD (minor)accident and realize that you're in a ripped sweatshirt with horse snot all over it, breeches with the ripped full seat that you only use for schooling at home, helmet hair and filthy half chaps and boots. Not my most shining moment!!

          3) That moment when the stock boys at the grocery store meet you at the front door with a bag of free "past their prime" carrots because they know you have horses and you always buy carrots when you come in.

          4) That moment when you don't bat an eye on your horses special shoes that cost $150 a pop (he's just shod in front for god's sake!), but you bypass the regular shoe store for Payless because shoes are BOGO at 29.95!
          Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.


          • #25
            When you buy über-pricey custom boots for yourself and spend big money on a custom saddle, and a dream horse. But you still live in a one-bedroom apartment. And don't get a designer interview suit even though you have 5 pairs of Tailored Sportsman Trophy Hunter breeches.

            When you go to a training class in your winter barn boots (Uggs) and folks complain about a funky smell, you assume it's coming from you and you are just unable to smell it. Yep.

            When the car wash guys think you're into S&M when they see the dressage whip in the trunk.

            When you're laid off, you decide to take a sabbatical and spend it with your horses, instead of looking for a job right away!! Yeah, it was great!!
            Born under a rock and owned by beasts!


            • #26
              I forgot: when you don't have kids because your horses are too important to you!!!!!! Yeah!!!!
              Born under a rock and owned by beasts!


              • #27
                When you go for a boob ultrasound and three bits of hay fall out of your bra when removing it for the procedure, while the fourth piece sticks, awkwardly, in your cleavage (I had rushed to give the horses some hay before going to the hospital for my appointment).


                • #28
                  To avoid perception of being the "crazy horse lady" among friends and family, you vow to stop posting horsey things on Facebook ... and then realize you have nothing to post on Facebook!


                  • #29
                    Just happened, friend had asked for directions and I had given: "Going East on such street and when you pass the large multi-trunk cedar elm, next turn right".

                    Friend reported back: "I just got the multi-trunk and thought that was good enough, could not remember which kind of tree anyway.
                    Found it fine, but why don't you just tell me to turn at Mc Donald's?


                    • #30
                      Originally posted by ako View Post
                      I forgot: when you don't have kids because your horses are too important to you!!!!!! Yeah!!!!
                      Me too!
                      PA Hi-Ly Visible [PA Hi-Noon (by Magnum Psyche) x Takara Padrona (by *Padron)]

                      Proud member of the Snort and Blow Clique


                      • #31
                        This was me, only I had been cleaning mare titties.

                        Originally posted by PeteyPie View Post
                        And then you dig out your debit card and as you key in the numbers you realize your fingernails are filthy -- even though you thought you had scrubbed out the gunky detritus of ear-bug scrapings before you left the barn.
                        You are what you dare.


                        • #32

                          When you can't tell if it's a tanline or dust.

                          When you're house shopping and take 32 photos of the barn and turn out area, and 7 photos of the interior of the home. (My sister looking at the album: "OKAY already, is there a HOUSE with the property??")[/QUOTE]

                          Bahaha! Soooooo me!


                          • #33
                            your husband keeps asking why you're buying so many bananas and letting them get too ripe. My mare is part monkey!
                            Gallop on


                            • #34
                              Originally posted by Ldbgcoleman View Post
                              your husband keeps asking why you're buying so many bananas and letting them get too ripe. My mare is part monkey!
                              I keep buying watermelons and the cashier mentioned that we sure must like them.
                              Her jaw dropped when I said our horses demand to have watermelon as a mid-afternoon snack.


                              • #35
                                When you open the door to the mud/laundry room and it smells like a ripe stall because of the boots and coats. How do coats get that stink, the one the won't wash out?

                                When the human chiro doc calls @ 4:40 to remind you of your 4:30 appt. and you just walked in from the barn. You say "Oh, I'm sorry, I'll be right there but I'm a mess." He says "would 5 be better?" I say, "No I'll still be a mess at 5".

                                When I wore my t-shirt, dirty from the barn, to the store. T-shirt says "I ride western for the show clothes". A lady older than me leans in, in passing, and says "so did I" with a wink and a grin. That was my favorite.
                                Ride like you mean it.


                                • #36
                                  You tend to show up at the South Hill Puyallup (on the way home) Walmart around 6 am after braiding all night on Saturday morning with blurry red watery eyes, reeking of clean show horse smells, yarn sticking out of every orifice, slime all over your shirt from "kisses", shavings in hair, and trying to be sneaky about dumping piles of horsey colored of yarn trimmings into their trash cans.

                                  I'm just sure they think I am a drunk knitter.


                                  • #37
                                    Originally posted by King's Ransom View Post
                                    To avoid perception of being the "crazy horse lady" among friends and family, you vow to stop posting horsey things on Facebook ... and then realize you have nothing to post on Facebook!
                                    yeah, i just got messaged about this yesterday.
                                    Gracious "Gracie," 2002 TB mare
                                    Facebook me!

                                    I have Higher Standards ...do you?


                                    • #38
                                      You go to a graduation party in the neighborhood, and when you see someone who was a neighbor a long time ago you say "not sure if you remember me" and his response is "I remember you. You are the crazy horse lady that lives on the corner!"

                                      Uh-huh! :-)
                                      Mary/New Horizons Haflinger Sport Horses
                                      Standing Stellar TVR, 2013 N.A. Stallion Testing/lifetime licensed WE, RPSI, AWS, AHR


                                      • #39
                                        Originally posted by New Horizons View Post
                                        You go to a graduation party in the neighborhood, and when you see someone who was a neighbor a long time ago you say "not sure if you remember me" and his response is "I remember you. You are the crazy horse lady that lives on the corner!"
                                        Yup! Before I can even finish my "The last time we saw each other--" I'm cut off with, "Do you still have that horse?" Around here for some reason having a horse for over a decade is considered crazy and hard for my neighbours to wrap their heads around.

                                        Originally posted by Hinderella View Post
                                        I purposely wear my tall boots to the store because most people recognize them as horse boots...explaining the smell.
                                        I actually did a little experiment like this one time - going to places wearing half chaps vs. just dirty jeans or breeches. For some reason people immediately know from the leg coverings that I am a horse person and the awkward stares and nose crinkles dissipate!


                                        • #40
                                          When you refuse to let your riding boots sit in the garage, people whine about the smell and you dont smell it:

                                          Your room is the equivalent to a personal tack room with a bed
                                          Beyond the Ring-para dressage, training, coaching

                                          Proud Team Four Star Minion! Renegade for Life!