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Really ... like surely she's not serious right ?

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  • Really ... like surely she's not serious right ?


    Last edited by Lynnwood; May. 29, 2013, 11:19 PM.
    "I would not beleive her if her tongue came notorized"

  • #2
    Words are failing me....

    That is a very, very odd video, on so many levels. Is she wearing a cardigan?


    • Original Poster

      And Yoga pants ... and jewelry.......
      "I would not beleive her if her tongue came notorized"


      • #4
        Sorry to see that comments on the video were disabled!


        • #5
          I thought she was wearing a short blazer.

          camel toe...eesh


          • #6
            OMG...that was disturbingly hilarious! 'Similar to a horse' ???? What horses has she been watching or riding? Looks a whole lot like Socialite on Scotch to me. I have to watch it again...
            You jump in the saddle,
            Hold onto the bridle!
            Jump in the line!


            • #7
              Of course she is serious....and don't call her Shirley
              Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
              Bernard M. Baruch


              • #8
                Looks a bit lame in the left hind to me


                • #9
                  She kinda reminds of those crazy FoB people who were interpretive moon-dancing around Barbaro's statue a few years back. That was some funny stuff...yes it was.


                  • #10
                    The only thing that would make this better is if she was brandishing a carrot stick.
                    You are what you dare.


                    • #11
                      Originally posted by GaitedGloryRider View Post
                      She kinda reminds of those crazy FoB people who were interpretive moon-dancing around Barbaro's statue a few years back. That was some funny stuff...yes it was.
                      Oh yeah... that was some cray cray.
                      You are what you dare.


                      • #12
                        The only thing horsie in that video was the bank in the background that would be nice for some cross-country schooling.


                        • #13
                          more background:



                          • #14
                            I snorked so loudly I scared my hubby and the dogs.

                            Yeah, I think Scotch and moon dancing were involved.

                            Actually, I'm thinking this is one of those Onion inspired video pieces...can't possibly be real. No. Way.
                            GR24's Musing #19 - Save the tatas!!


                            • #15
                              Wow... how old do you think she is there?? looks great from a distance...great figure... but close up...scary. That was in '89... ahead of her time.


                              • #16
                                Originally posted by Skippity View Post
                                Looks a bit lame in the left hind to me
                                I'm not sure she started life as a "she". I see a pronounced Adam's apple there.

                                NOT JUDGING - JUST COMMENTING, before anyone gets fussed over that observation.

                                It's utterly whackynuts regardless of gender.


                                • #17
                                  All I saw was camel toe and sparkle fingers.....


                                  • #18
                                    My customers at the state hospital can tend to look a lot like that....you know, on a good day


                                    • Original Poster

                                      Originally posted by Mara View Post
                                      I'm not sure she started life as a "she". I see a pronounced Adam's apple there.

                                      NOT JUDGING - JUST COMMENTING, before anyone gets fussed over that observation.

                                      It's utterly whackynuts regardless of gender.
                                      You know when I could stop laughing so hard my eyes were squeezed tight and look at the video I argued with myself about what my eyes were experiencing was this My Little Pony Camel Toe or Tuck model.

                                      No judging both are hysterical in this production! Prancercise on!
                                      "I would not beleive her if her tongue came notorized"


                                      • #20
                                        First... She actually spent money to make this an LLC...

                                        Second... Camel toe.