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  • Originally posted by GotGait View Post
    The only thing that would make this better is if she was brandishing a carrot stick.
    You win the internets!
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    • Well she was just on CNN, and yep, she is laughing all the way to the bank, she doesn't care a bit if people make fun of her! (that's a good thing, I think)
      "I swear it happened just like this" - Leonard Cohen

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      • Originally posted by DieBlaueReiterin View Post
        but really, between the camel toe, the porn background music, and the spanking motions, i just can't watch anymore :P
        The spanking got me too.

        But seriously, if you haven't read the comments on Amazon, please do.

        A few gems:
        Does not say anything about Camel Toe control while Prancersizing.® Writer needs to add a chapter or consider writing a second volume.

        I have never felt so alive...While galloping in the park earlier today someone even confused me with Sarah Jessica Parker and asked me for my autograph!

        And hey, it even helps with self-defense
        Seriously, alone, in a subway, start Prancercising up and down the quay. Trust me....Nobody will bother you and even more amazing, there will be nobody sitting near you either. Added bonus, I got my cardio in. This is awesome. I am so thankful for this form of excercising. I feel so much safer when I travel to DC, Atlanta, and NYC.

        I had the blinders on for a while until I started to prance around. Now I'm sold! I'm on the bandwagon. I think I'm going to start "flamingo meditation" ... or flamitation. hmmmm.

        Fantastic.

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        • It's all in the marketing! Anything - anything will sell.
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          • Originally posted by Chall View Post
            i didn't read anything past this post. Bingo.
            Size of hands and uniquely muscled forearm, check. Hips in direct alignment with rib cage, not wider, check.
            Great legs with no thigh fat towards the top, check. Too long and angular face with exaggerated makeup, check. Camel toe emphasis, check. Learned "graceful" movements, oddly stiff and practiced, check. But also quite a sad face underneath it, with suffering (okay I am projecting) written on it.
            I'm with you guys. I'm betting that underneath that coral cardigan, jewelry, wig and white yoga pants Joanna looks pretty much like this:
            http://www.ebay.com/itm/330930930648...84.m1436.l2649

            In fact, here's nearly the whole ensemble:
            http://www.ebay.com/itm/261213726696...84.m1436.l2649
            http://www.ebay.com/itm/370825458845...84.m1436.l2649
            http://www.ebay.com/itm/390603281110...84.m1436.l2649
            "The slogan will take you like lemmings to the cliff. You'll feel better than ever, and into the abyss... There'll be no more war, there'll be no more choice." PiL

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            • Like I said - Happy Hour in Palm Springs.
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              • Originally posted by HorseKrazy View Post
                All I saw was camel toe and sparkle fingers.....
                More like moose knuckle than camel toe...

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                • ROFLMAO yikes!!



                  Originally posted by airhorse View Post
                  More like moose knuckle than camel toe...
                  The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
                  H. Cate

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                  • Originally posted by MMorgan View Post
                    I'm with you guys. I'm betting that underneath that coral cardigan, jewelry, wig and white yoga pants Joanna looks pretty much like this:
                    http://www.ebay.com/itm/330930930648...84.m1436.l2649

                    In fact, here's nearly the whole ensemble:
                    http://www.ebay.com/itm/261213726696...84.m1436.l2649
                    http://www.ebay.com/itm/370825458845...84.m1436.l2649
                    http://www.ebay.com/itm/390603281110...84.m1436.l2649
                    Hey, it's been a while since I played with Barbies, but I don't remember Camel Toe Ken.

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                    • I want her bra. Those things are NOT moving AT ALL.
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                      • Originally posted by Mara View Post
                        Hey, it's been a while since I played with Barbies, but I don't remember Camel Toe Ken.
                        Honestly, neither do I. But you must admit that there's a very striking resemblance, particularly #s 7 and 10 of the Ken auction, no?

                        Camel toe comes fully assembled.
                        "The slogan will take you like lemmings to the cliff. You'll feel better than ever, and into the abyss... There'll be no more war, there'll be no more choice." PiL

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                        • Aww the poor thing must have EPM to be moving like that. Someone needs to take her to the vet!

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                          • A must watch...parody.

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu5op...ature=youtu.be

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                            • This made it on to Chelsea Lately tonight. Camel toe and all. Lol, just awesome...
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                              • Originally posted by MMorgan View Post
                                I'm with you guys. I'm betting that underneath that coral cardigan, jewelry, wig and white yoga pants Joanna looks pretty much like this:
                                http://www.ebay.com/itm/330930930648...84.m1436.l2649

                                In fact, here's nearly the whole ensemble:
                                http://www.ebay.com/itm/261213726696...84.m1436.l2649
                                http://www.ebay.com/itm/370825458845...84.m1436.l2649
                                http://www.ebay.com/itm/390603281110...84.m1436.l2649
                                That first link! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Oh, my, can't breathe!

                                (In case they take the link down before you get to see it -- it's an anatomically incorrect, naked-below-the-waist, don-we-now-our-gay-apparel (waist up) Ken.
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                                • The unicorn parody is the best!

                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suau3znYlgo

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                                  • I don't think I commented on this originally but it came on while I was at the gym with my non horsie boyfriend I saw him glance at the TV make a scrunchy face and go back to his dead lifts... I look up and I'm like OMG have you heard about this (admittedly too excitedly, but that's just me) I then proceeded to give him a demonstration (with the gym junkies watching) and the benefits etc, he was like dear god you're joking right O.o He then clarified that horses do not move like that... ever, and that I didn't actually think about adding this to my exercise routine. I guess you had to be there but his reaction was hysterical
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                                    • a Camel toe pad?! I'd google but I'm at work...
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                                      • I'll take one for the team... think ball cup for football players.... i's basically a stiffish padded pad that I believe sticks to your undies or yoga pants and covers the lady parts. It's shaped kinda like a bike seat from my googling.
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                                        • Here is the answer...

                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW0uaK8tYx0

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