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  • #61
    Originally posted by Tif_Ann View Post
    I commented to my friends at work that if my horse moved like that at the trot I'd take him to a vet LOL ... no rhythm
    I'd be saying EPM or West Nile...
    America dialed 911. Donald Trump answered the phone.

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    • #62
      Strangest mover I have ever seen.
      Wow, I thought she was going to do some gaited thing, Like a lot of knee action.
      Well you do see some odd things on the internet.

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      • #63
        I was totally Rick Rolled by that cheezy music she uses. I love how her hair gets mussed up looking at the end, after such a strenuous work-out.
        My daughter said to me "did you see the funny video I posted on FB?". I laughed and said I had seen it on COTH days ago! It was on TMZ as well.
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        • #64
          Wow. That was...unusual

          Originally posted by Dispatcher View Post
          that is HYSTERICAL!!!! all I can think of is Tip Toe Through the Tulips......
          Camel toe through the Tulips, surely?

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          • #65
            Originally posted by cowgirljenn View Post
            I didn't read all the comments...

            So...

            Did you see the UNICORN prancercise video yet?

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=suau3znYlgo#
            I assume there is no law against embarrassing yourself in public?

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            • #66
              Lol. She was on tmz last night. They were slightly making fun of her. It was interesting lol. Oh and the camel toe came up on there also lol
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              • #67
                According to the Miami article, she had to stop exercising for several years in the 2000s because she "had a female condition" and she "never got operated on." Not sure whether this refers to the world's worst camel-toe-induced yeast infection, or the surgery to finish becoming an actual female?

                I want Kevin McDonald to do a Kids in the Hall sketch about her.
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                • #68
                  The video was on the Today show this morning! In all "her" glory!
                  What's wrong with you?? Your cheese done slid off its cracker?!?!

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                  • #69
                    According to her site you're supposed to eat like a horse too.
                    Hurray! No more mowing the lawn!

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                    • #70
                      I wonder if she will market a line of Camelflauge Workout Wear?
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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by hoopoe View Post
                        I wonder if she will market a line of Camelflauge Workout Wear?
                        pahaaaaaa!

                        Originally posted by Crockpot View Post
                        Hurray! No more mowing the lawn!
                        Wont that just make the camel toe worse

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                          #72
                          Originally posted by Loopy View Post
                          pahaaaaaa!



                          Wont that just make the camel toe worse
                          Its part of the Camelflauge's Nature inspired patterns.

                          They come in classy patterns like "Two in the bush" , and "Burning bush"
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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Lynnwood View Post
                            Its part of the Camelflauge's Nature inspired patterns.

                            They come in classy patterns like "Two in the bush" , and "Burning bush"
                            OMG I'm dying!!!!
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                            • #74
                              Camel toe, necklace, hair, cardigan.

                              What is going on in the world?!!

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by hoopoe View Post
                                I wonder if she will market a line of Camelflauge Workout Wear?
                                OMG! I just snorted coffee out my nose!
                                "If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple payments..."

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                                • #76
                                  Originally posted by MumboJumbo View Post
                                  Camel toe, necklace, hair, cardigan.

                                  What is going on in the world?!!
                                  I see palm trees in the background...they don't all dress like this in Florida or wherever she is, do they? I have not been to such a place since '75...and now I'm worried! Do I have to buy Camelflauge to blend in there if I go?
                                  America dialed 911. Donald Trump answered the phone.

                                  Stop pumping money into colleges and start getting ready to earn money in the projected tradesman shortage of 2024. Make Trades Great Again!

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                                  • #77
                                    On a related note, was everyone aware that Angela Lansbury made a workout video? It involves a newsboy cap and a bathtub.

                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6gbqugDx9E

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                                    • #78
                                      Originally posted by meupatdoes View Post
                                      On a related note, was everyone aware that Angela Lansbury made a workout video? It involves a newsboy cap and a bathtub.

                                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6gbqugDx9E

                                      My gift to you.
                                      OMJesus. It's like Jessica Fletcher soft core porn. I am really weirded out right now.
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                                      • #79
                                        Originally posted by SarahandSam View Post
                                        OMJesus. It's like Jessica Fletcher soft core porn. I am really weirded out right now.
                                        That really didn't weird me out that much...it was more like a combination relaxation/warmup video. I admit I only watched it to about 5 minutes out of the 7 1/2, but let's not forget Angela Landsbury is a popular talent and a lot of what she is doing here is something we all might do or already do. She's using her popularity here, I think, to make it "okay" for people who don't know how to relax or loosen up. That's the way I took it. The "Prancercize" thing, however, that did weird me out. Angela riding a bike or washing a car is not "prancing" through a public park with a cardigan and camel toe!
                                        America dialed 911. Donald Trump answered the phone.

                                        Stop pumping money into colleges and start getting ready to earn money in the projected tradesman shortage of 2024. Make Trades Great Again!

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                                        • #80
                                          I will admit I totally lost it at the 'gallop'..... And the Unicorn was a killer... This stuff is just pure internet gold.... Thanks OP!!
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