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2008 SECRET SANTA THREAD--Last call for suspected grinched folks

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    Originally posted by S. Hunter View Post
    Oooh GreyHunterHorse

    I found some things for you on sale
    but what sizes do you avail?
    Watch the mail
    (probably snail)
    never fail
    come sleet or gail
    or even hail ()
    or threat of jail
    must quit before this poem becomes stale
    yay I am so excited!
    I am a size small. Hands, feet, shirts, etc.
    Horse is regular legs, large feet, 78 body....pretty normal.
    I am too tired to rhyme, dear elf, I hope you do not mind
    Hey, guess that rhymed anyhow!
    Equus Doth Indeed Makeus Brokeus. Or Brokeus Meus -- when you have a baby warmblood, it could be either one!

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    • HILLSIDE H RANCH!!

      I have not forgotten you don't worry!!! Please check your PM's!!!

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      • Hey LSM1212

        So the days are getting colder,
        the nights are getting longer,
        a little elf is struggling,
        for she is very unknowing.
        Would love to get the perfect thing,
        although it doesn't have to have alot of bling.
        So give her some more hints,
        Or else she'll go on a stint
        And as bad as her poetry is-
        just wait till you see what your gift is!!

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        • Poo...my elf seems to be a quiet one

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          • Originally posted by tx3dayelf View Post
            Oh giftee of mine, I wanted to let you know that I'm still here, you haven't been forgotten! I'm too tired and running too late to write you a snazzy dazzy poem, so here's a Christmas joke to keep you entertained:

            What's an elf's favorite type of music?














            Wrap



            SORRY, I know that totally sucked. And it's not even original. Anyways, I'll check in again soon! And don't forget to behave, Santa's watching!

            I understand the crazy busy, oh-elf-of-mine!
            School is kicking my butt big time.
            Why oh why did I think an MBA was a good idea??

            I am trying to behave, although it is very hard

            We are going to saddle Addi tomorrow (Sunday), so I am very excited!!! I might even hop on her

            I loved your joke and laughed out loud. The SO asked what I was laughing at I had to tell him the joke, I am not sure he thought it was as funny.
            RIP Kid Gloves (Holly) 1992 TBxHanv CCI*** mare.
            http://photobucket.com/tx3dayeventer/holly
            New mare: Miss Bunny Express (Missy) 1995 AQHA Jumper mare.
            http://photobucket.com/tx3dayeventer/missy

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            • Originally posted by TraksRuleDutchDroolElvesShop!!! View Post
              Ooohhhh Santa's elf sees that Traks rule, indeed! What an adorable mare!!! Now for the $1,000,000 question...... Can your elfie overcome her ADHD while shopping , and what is your normal schooling attire? Please be very specific, and emailing in private is certainly allowed....

              Oh what great lengths I go to in the name of procrastination during paper-writing time!!!!!

              This elfie tries to rhyme
              But there is never enough time
              I won't send you a mime
              I don't think your mare likes lime
              I'll make this abomination of a poem stop on a dime
              Lime Green or Tequile and Lime?
              One should not even be on polos
              One guarantees a good time

              To school my pony
              i try to look my best
              since i'm not competing,
              i wear my Tailoreds' and a baker vest

              But don't think me a hunter princess!
              My pants are starting to have extra ventilation
              my hat is old school
              and my half chaps seem to be made of plastic - not so cool!

              If it is clothes you are thinking
              I would be giddy
              but you can do no wrong
              this elf is just looking forward to the surprise!

              Thank you for the compliment!
              I passed it to Ms.G
              She thinks your horse must also be a cutie
              To recognize true beauty

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              • Jennie Rose

                Santa is reading the list
                And checking it twice
                Been to some tack shops
                and collected some things nice!

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                • Still no word from my elf..

                  I've already made an alter and gotten to work on my shopping, but I have yet to hear from my elf, even a PM :/
                  John 3:16
                  Sixteen Candles

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                  • Dobilover,Dobilover come out and play
                    Away from your elf you can not stay

                    A year away from gift shopping
                    I need all your help to keep me hopping

                    I failed poetry in Elf school

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                    • calling LessonLearned

                      Lesson Learned!!!


                      One more question for you
                      So that I can make your horsie dreams come true!

                      Are you ok with a pad that is black
                      Or would you prefer white on Fishy’s back?

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                      • Oh giftee...

                        Oh giftee
                        I have a clue for you.
                        You have something custom being made for thee.
                        I searched and searched but there was no blue.
                        All they had was orange, which I hope is ok.
                        I hope you love it and it makes your day.
                        If you don't like it I will be so sad
                        but if you don't like it you'll probably be mad.
                        I hope you know I'm kidding about the color
                        I was taught to be more considerate than that by my mother.
                        I hope you and the horses have a good week.
                        Say hello from your elf to Benji and to Link.

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                        • YOOOHOOO, mybeau1999!!

                          You have a PM!!!!

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                          • Yooo hoooo ... Chai's Elf

                            I have a few questions for you. Please check your pms.


                            Your undercover elf

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                            • Hey, what timing! I just logged on and voila, there's your post to me on this thread. That's definitely cosmic. :-)
                              I'll check my pm's. Thanks so much, my special elf!

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                              • Hey there, KPF...

                                One for you and two for me?
                                (your elf is shopping busily)
                                None for me and one for you?
                                (this shopping thing is fun to do)

                                One other question -- do you have pierced ears?

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                                • I am sorry your elf has been MIA
                                  I was out of town and got back today

                                  I had to be in a wedding and wear an awful dress
                                  But the worst part by far was no internet access



                                  Have a great week! I'll be in touch!!

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                                  • *waving wildly at Chai*

                                    Hi Chai!
                                    (and I'm already rhyming)

                                    Fox on socks,
                                    horses in trees,
                                    treats for people,
                                    but not for bees.

                                    (still rhyming, just not writing good poetry )

                                    sing with me now....

                                    Secret A-gent Elf

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                                    • To the elves, santas, ponies out there in secret service...

                                      KPF's Elf -
                                      Good question about the pierced ears, I hadn't thought of that.

                                      All the elves, santas, and ponies in secret service -
                                      Which is more fun for you...shopping, rhyming, teasing, and sneaking for your recipient OR being the recipient?

                                      Personally, I'm loving this new job as holding Christmas secrets has always been big in my family, yet admit my heart thumps a little faster every time my personal elf sends a pm or posts on the thread.

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                                      • Originally posted by Elf to Bluehorsesjp View Post
                                        Oh giftee
                                        I have a clue for you.
                                        You have something custom being made for thee.
                                        I searched and searched but there was no blue.
                                        All they had was orange, which I hope is ok.
                                        I hope you love it and it makes your day.
                                        If you don't like it I will be so sad
                                        but if you don't like it you'll probably be mad.
                                        I hope you know I'm kidding about the color
                                        I was taught to be more considerate than that by my mother.
                                        I hope you and the horses have a good week.
                                        Say hello from your elf to Benji and to Link.
                                        Hurray!! hurray!!!
                                        This has really made my day.
                                        I am quiet excited, but wait..... Orange you say.
                                        Thank goodness that is a joke
                                        I thought you misspoke
                                        I clearly said orange is not one of our colors
                                        It clashes with Links coat
                                        And makes Benji look all washed out

                                        Oh dear my rhyming fell a bit flat.

                                        Thanks Elf!
                                        "Half the failures in life result from pulling in one's horse when it is leaping."

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                                        • It started off quite strong though, I was impressed.
                                          ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
                                          *Bugs 5/86-3/10 OTTB Mare* RIP lovely Lady, I miss you
                                          *Frodo '03 Anglo Trakehner Gelding*
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