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2008 SECRET SANTA THREAD--Last call for suspected grinched folks

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  • I GOT A PACKAGE TODAY AT WORK

    Ms Mistletoe is first out of the blocks and it makes interesting sounds when I shake it

    Everyone at work is amazed

    LET THE FUN BEGIN
    _\\]
    -- * > hoopoe
    Procrastinate NOW
    Introverted Since 1957

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    • Ho Ho Ho your elf has some more questions!!!

      1) Please install a Tim Horton's in my town, this will expedite package shipping

      2) Please clarify this Amazon Wish List..... We don't have those at the South Pole

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      • Originally posted by TraksRuleDutchDroolElvesShop!!! View Post
        Ho Ho Ho your elf has some more questions!!!

        1) Please install a Tim Horton's in my town, this will expedite package shipping

        2) Please clarify this Amazon Wish List..... We don't have those at the South Pole
        Oh Timmies! The devil on my shoulder. I sent through pictures...bare in mind I have gained a few since they put a Tim Horton's a block from my work
        You just can't beat a coffee, chilli, and a donut for $5! What will they do next? Set up a Ghiradelli on the corner? Next to Starbucks? ugh...yes I am weak, so weak!

        Amazon (.com), although a trip to the amazon would be nice too! There is a way to make a wish list and have other people see it (much like a gift/wedding registry i imagine), you can search by the person's name or email (which Santa ALWAYS knows)

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        • Ooohhhh Santa's elf sees that Traks rule, indeed! What an adorable mare!!! Now for the $1,000,000 question...... Can your elfie overcome her ADHD while shopping , and what is your normal schooling attire? Please be very specific, and emailing in private is certainly allowed....

          Oh what great lengths I go to in the name of procrastination during paper-writing time!!!!!

          This elfie tries to rhyme
          But there is never enough time
          I won't send you a mime
          I don't think your mare likes lime
          I'll make this abomination of a poem stop on a dime

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          • Originally posted by hoopoe View Post
            I GOT A PACKAGE TODAY AT WORK

            Ms Mistletoe is first out of the blocks and it makes interesting sounds when I shake it

            Everyone at work is amazed

            LET THE FUN BEGIN
            Oh my dear Giftee
            There is much more you'll see

            ... er, I don't seem to be able to rhyme tonight.. been sitting here trying to for a while LMAO

            Anyways, I have most of your main presents bought/ordered... now I can pick some extra little things to throw in for fun... hehehheeh

            I love having someone to spoil!

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            • Fabulous!

              Originally posted by Wild Oaks Farm Elf View Post
              Written for my gifteeeeeee. Yes this is the extent of my talents... trust me my shopping results are waaaaay better.

              >>>>>>>
              On the first day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH elf gives to me:
              a Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

              On the second day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
              leather riding gloves,
              and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

              On the third day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
              Three dressage saddle pads,
              Two turtle doves,
              and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

              On the fourth day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
              Four white flannel leg wraps,
              Three saddle pads,
              Leather riding gloves,
              and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

              On the fifth day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
              Five Inch Snaffle Bit!
              Four white leg wraps,
              Three saddle pads,
              Leather riding gloves,
              and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

              On the sixth day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
              Six horse sheets and blankets,
              Five inch snaffle bit!
              Four white leg wraps,
              Three saddle pads,
              Leather riding gloves,
              and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

              On the seventh day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
              Seven brush grooming kit,
              Six horse sheets and blankets,
              Five inch snaffle bit!
              Four white leg wraps,
              Three saddle pads,
              Leather riding gloves,
              and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree..

              On the eighth day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
              Set of Eight Arena Letters,
              Seven brush grooming kit,
              Six horse sheets and blankets,
              Five inch snaffle bit!
              Four white leg wraps,
              Three saddle pads,
              Leather riding gloves,
              and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

              On the ninth day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
              Nine piece halter fleece set,
              Eight Arena Letters,
              Seven brush grooming kit,
              Six horse sheets and blankets,
              Five inch snaffle bit!
              Four white leg wraps,
              Three saddle pads,
              Leather riding gloves,
              and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

              On the tenth day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
              Ten pillow and standing wraps
              Nine piece halter fleece set,
              Eight Arena Letters,
              Seven brush grooming kit,
              Six horse sheets and blankets,
              Five inch snaffle bit!
              Four white leg wraps,
              Three saddle pads,
              Leather riding gloves,
              and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

              On the eleventh day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
              Passier Show Bridle with light blue piping (I had to fit it in somewhere!),
              Ten pillow and standing wraps,
              Nine piece halter fleece set,
              Eight Arena Letters,
              Seven brush grooming kit,
              Six horse sheets and blankets,
              Five inch snaffle bit!
              Four white leg wraps,
              Three saddle pads,
              Leather riding gloves,
              and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

              On the twelfth day of Christmas,
              I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
              Twelve months of lessons (with a Grand Prix Trainer),
              Passier Show Bridle,
              Ten pillow and standing wraps,
              Nine piece halter fleece set,
              Eight Arena Letters,
              Seven brush grooming kit,
              Six horse sheets and blankets,
              Five inch snaffle bit!
              Four white leg wraps,
              Three saddle pads,
              Leather riding gloves,
              and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.
              This is so awesome! I think your rhyming skills are excellent. I even read this to Mr. WOF (you know, in case he needs any ideas...). I stayed home from work today because I am sick and this was a huge mood improver!

              Yay!
              http://burpclothsandsaddlepads.blogspot.com/

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              • Originally posted by The_EZ_Elf View Post
                Went to the post yesterday,
                Wonder how long to Californ-I-A?

                "Shouldn't take long," said the clerk,
                I said, "Fine by me...that'll work!"

                So your first little package should soon get there
                On your doorstep with love and care.

                It's not nearly as cool as the rest will be,
                'Cause you got a great elf when you got me.

                *smiles smugly*
                (I love my new elf persona)

                he-he

                Meeerrrry Christmas!!!
                Oh my god! Your giftee is so busy, she only saw your poem now, and the funny thing is 2 hours after I read this, the postman knocked on the door!!!!! And guess what?! It was your first package!!

                It so very sweet of you! They look absolutely yummy. I laughed so hard when I read about the connection with New York City, my husband asked me what was wrong with me.

                Thanks thanks thanks my elf, you must be the best elf E-VER!
                Equine and Canine photographer: www.elzz.org

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                • This elf is confused,
                  the giftee seemingly absent
                  hopefully bemused
                  not annoyed at this agent!

                  The lolz were for fun
                  and this I can assure
                  there are more to come
                  but none about manure

                  So I call out again
                  dressagegirl859
                  your absence, do explain
                  or elfhood I may resign!

                  Yo Giftee! I sez...
                  Didz u get eb.. ebd... ebdactd?
                  R U lol'n yetz?

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                  • I wish I heard from my SS....maybe they posted here and I missed it.
                    Maria Hayes-Frosty Oak Stables
                    Home to All Eyez On Me, 1998 16.2 Cleveland Bay Sporthorse Stallion
                    & FrostyOak Hampton 2008 Pure Cleveland Bay Colt
                    www.frostyoaks.com

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                    • Originally posted by EZ View Post
                      Oh my god! Your giftee is so busy, she only saw your poem now, and the funny thing is 2 hours after I read this, the postman knocked on the door!!!!! And guess what?! It was your first package!!

                      It so very sweet of you! They look absolutely yummy. I laughed so hard when I read about the connection with New York City, my husband asked me what was wrong with me.

                      Thanks thanks thanks my elf, you must be the best elf E-VER!
                      WOWZA! I think my boss (you know, the fat guy in the red suit) needs to contract with the United States Postal Service to do some of his deliveries! They got that there lickety-split!!!

                      So glad it arrived...more fun to come!!! :-)
                      He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sakes!

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                      • Oh My dear DressageTraks...

                        Your Elf has been oh so busy studying for her mid-terms, that she forgot to post a message this week.

                        Your elf is working on sending a little tid-bit for you to open!

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                        • Whoo-hoo!! I have all faith in you, elf!

                          And good luck with the midterms.

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                          • Haven't forgotten you ... watch for a note in the mail soon

                            Elfie

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                            • Originally posted by RedMare01's SS View Post
                              You have an elf indeed,
                              My little elf fingers are moving with speed.

                              To bring you fun gifts full of delight,
                              Because at Christmas its only right!

                              Not just to you, but Lovey Mae and Sadie as well,
                              So relax and sit back a spell.

                              Hopefully my elfin gift talents are better than my rhyme,
                              Or this exchange might be a crime!

                              But the intent at least is good,
                              And I promise not to bring rotten potatoes, coal or wood.
                              Excellent rhyming, much better than mine. We are so excited! Even the kitty is getting something!

                              Caitlin
                              Caitlin
                              *OMGiH I Loff my Mare* and *My Saddlebred Can Do Anything Your Horse Can Do*
                              http://community.webshots.com/user/redmare01

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                              • My dear Tazzie

                                The gifts have been ordered,
                                And arrived here today

                                Navy is a lovely color
                                and will look smashing indeed

                                Just a few finishing touches
                                And all will be complete!

                                But now the question is,
                                Will you get your presents now
                                Or later?

                                (Notice that we have done away with the rhyming for the health of all involved).

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                                • Hi Elf! You can mail whenever you like. I'm one of those that will wait til xmas to open anyway, unless you preferred me to open right away.
                                  Katie Ruppel & Yellow Rose Eventing *Website* & *Facebook*
                                  Email for Questions/Clinics/Sponsorship

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                                  • GreyHunterHorse

                                    Oooh GreyHunterHorse

                                    I found some things for you on sale
                                    but what sizes do you avail?
                                    Watch the mail
                                    (probably snail)
                                    never fail
                                    come sleet or gail
                                    or even hail ()
                                    or threat of jail
                                    must quit before this poem becomes stale

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                                    • mmaurer

                                      mmaurer where are you???

                                      I have some important questions for you!
                                      I have my list,
                                      And am checking it twice,
                                      But I need to know if your filly has been naughty or nice!


                                      I know what you are getting,
                                      But I want to personalize it!


                                      I've emailed and PM'd you with no response!!!

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                                      • Do I have an elf yet? I had the MOST FANTASTIC elf last year, maybe I have the same one this year?
                                        Somewhere in the world, Jason Miraz is Goodling himself and wondering why "the chronicle of the horse" is a top hit. CaitlinAndTheBay

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                                        • Oh giftee of mine, I wanted to let you know that I'm still here, you haven't been forgotten! I'm too tired and running too late to write you a snazzy dazzy poem, so here's a Christmas joke to keep you entertained:

                                          What's an elf's favorite type of music?














                                          Wrap



                                          SORRY, I know that totally sucked. And it's not even original. Anyways, I'll check in again soon! And don't forget to behave, Santa's watching!
                                          ..^
                                          .^^
                                          ^^^
                                          ..||.........tx3dayeventer's very own elf!

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