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2008 SECRET SANTA THREAD--Last call for suspected grinched folks

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  • Oh, Sobriska your elf is out of control..........catalogs, online shopping, tack and feed stores I can't stop myself from buying for you and your critters I will have to go to shopping addict anonomous when this is all over

    Please someone tell me I am not the only elf/santa that is out of control

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    • Where, oh where are you, elf?

      J.
      Proud member of the Colbert Dressage Nation

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      • Originally posted by Sobriska's Secret Elf View Post
        Please someone tell me I am not the only elf/santa that is out of control

        I won't say I'm out of control right now, but I would say that it is a distinct possibility in the near future. This is my first year elfin' for someone...who knew it'd be so much fun?!?!
        He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sakes!

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        • Attention Lunchbox Kringler!

          Greetings Lunchbox Kringler

          Some little things about me you might want to know,
          So here’s some bad poetry, away we go!

          Barn colors – bright red and dark blue
          And I love initials on square pads that read “J2”

          I also love things that pleasure my nose scents
          Hand lotions, essential oils, and any incense!

          Schooling britches and shirts always come in handy
          And jellybeans are my horses’ favorite candy

          Flavored coffee we drink lots of,
          And espresso too we also love!

          Time to end this terrible rhyme
          As most would think it’s a crime!
          I used to collect lunchboxes...now I collect horses...

          "Are you hopping today?" ....fave quote from Mr. lunchbox

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          • I'm not totally out of control (yet), but I'm having SO much fun here. The main gift is perfect. Absolutely perfect!!!!

            And it will be a total surprise, Tiffany, but one I think you'll like.

            Ho ho ho

            (P.S. to other elves, how do you post in red and green?)

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            • Msrobin, msrobin, it's early, I say,
              But your first present goes in the mail Monday!

              From catalogs to tack shops to stores galore
              Let me promise you - there will be more!

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              • Originally posted by Tiffany's Elf View Post

                (P.S. to other elves, how do you post in red and green?)
                When you look at the tool bar above on the far R side you see an A/A key... press that it will take you to advance mode. Then on the L side you will see an A key with a black line under it. click on that and a whole rainbow of colors shall appear. Then you can highlight the wording you want to make red or green.Then click the color once you have those letters highlighted Then Voila you have colored letters.
                ___._/> I don't suffer from insanity.. I enjoy every
                ____/ minute of it! Member stick horse art lovers
                ';;;;;;; clique
                //__\\<-- Don't feed the llama!

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                • YAY YAY

                  My elf is here!!! I am sooooooooooo excited. Don't worry elf, I need not the rhyming

                  To answer your questions--it gets cold here but not brutal, I do love scarves and socks but my hat wearing is usually limited to baseball caps at ballgames or the barn.

                  I like just about every color because I like to coordinate my outfits, however in general I love purple and blue and blue-greens.

                  The good news is I am really easy to please cause I LOFF surprises and getting presents and as mom to a 2 1/2 year old all the presents usually go to him (as they should) so I am reaaaaaaaaaaaaally looking forward to having my very own presents to open!!!

                  Thanks for checking in elf--you made my night!
                  Proud Member of Wood Hill Farm who's motto is "I'm not going sober!"

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                  • LUNCH BOX

                    Originally posted by lunchbox View Post
                    Greetings Lunchbox Kringler

                    Some little things about me you might want to know,
                    So here’s some bad poetry, away we go!

                    Barn colors – bright red and dark blue
                    And I love initials on square pads that read “J2”

                    I also love things that pleasure my nose scents
                    Hand lotions, essential oils, and any incense!

                    Schooling britches and shirts always come in handy
                    And jellybeans are my horses’ favorite candy

                    Flavored coffee we drink lots of,
                    And espresso too we also love!

                    Time to end this terrible rhyme
                    As most would think it’s a crime!
                    Little Lunchbox,
                    You've done the deed
                    Answered questions about you and steeds.
                    Now I can jump right in the fray
                    and begin my kringling this very day.
                    Thank you for your terrible rhyme
                    Now I can go commit a plastic crime -

                    spending, too much
                    Whooooo, Hoooooo!
                    Elves know nothing of the economy.
                    so lets get going on an elvin' spree!

                    Ta, ta
                    Christmas time's a comin'.
                    I'm out a runnin',
                    Shopping for gifts,
                    To fill your Christmas list.

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                    • Originally posted by msrobin's personal elf View Post
                      Msrobin, msrobin, it's early, I say,
                      But your first present goes in the mail Monday!

                      From catalogs to tack shops to stores galore
                      Let me promise you - there will be more!

                      I am so excited I can't stand it!! LOL WOO HOO
                      Ms Robin
                      Farm Websites & SEO, Low Prices, Barter available!
                      ~No Horses to Slaughter clique~

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                      • LoveToJump

                        So many options, So much fun
                        Bargains galore, I'm on the run
                        From one local shop to the next
                        How much for these
                        I'll have to buy three
                        But what is this? it's so pretty I see
                        How long will it take to get one of these
                        One for you and maybe one for me
                        Ribbons & bows that's what I need
                        Some boxes and tape too if you please
                        To the work shop I go
                        With two little helpers gaurding the door
                        Singing the meowful song of "but we wanted to help"
                        I'll leave you to ponder what you read

                        And a big thankyou to Horse-loverz for adding color into my post

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                        • Dressage Ryder! I'm here

                          Your elf has finally arrived!

                          After a few days of computer related problems, I'm here and ready to make your Christmas wishes come true.

                          I'm not very good at poems, but I'd like to know more about you, your horses, ect.

                          Expect a PM soon!

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                          • elf.89

                            Originally posted by Elf.89 View Post
                            So many options, So much fun
                            Bargains galore, I'm on the run
                            From one local shop to the next
                            How much for these
                            I'll have to buy three
                            But what is this? it's so pretty I see
                            How long will it take to get one of these
                            One for you and maybe one for me
                            Ribbons & bows that's what I need
                            Some boxes and tape too if you please
                            To the work shop I go
                            With two little helpers gaurding the door
                            Singing the meowful song of "but we wanted to help"
                            I'll leave you to ponder what you read

                            And a big thankyou to Horse-loverz for adding color into my post

                            Elf.89 your notes make me smile
                            Yes, I t hink I will ponder this for a while

                            Out shopping for me and maybe for you
                            I'm sorry the poor kitties can't come in to help too

                            I am so excited, you can't really know
                            I am quite anxious for the box to show
                            It must be close to time cuz it's supposed to snow
                            Monday it was in the 70s and tomorrow I will have a shovel in tow

                            I wonder where my elf lives, east coast, west coast?
                            Does she event, jump, do dressage or trail ride ?
                            Did she buy me something that is tie dyed?

                            This is so much fun!!!
                            But, now I must run.

                            Have a wonderful day my dear elf.89!!!!!!!!

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                            • Still no SS :\
                              Calm & Collected, 13, OTTB
                              Forrest Gump (Catasauqua) , 17, OTTB
                              Little Bit Indian, 29, TB
                              Owner of Spur of the Moment, Custom made spur straps! Find us on Facebook

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                              • QuzqosMa

                                Santa has heard from her giftee and wants her to know that one of her gifts is on it's way.

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                                • Originally posted by TraksRuleDutchDrool View Post
                                  Where or where could my Santa be?
                                  Just shy and spying on me?

                                  Perhaps a Dutch they own
                                  And a Trakehner they would re-home
                                  Well don't hold a grudge
                                  Like my horse, I won't budge
                                  Uh Oh!!!! I have an impatient one here, what to do, what to do....

                                  I am your neighbor just a little bit to the south
                                  I suspect your horse likes to put carrots in her mouth

                                  Is it cold where you are, and do you like monograms?
                                  If I have to rhyme anything else, this will get seriously out of hand!!!!

                                  If you don't mind, please send picture of adorable sounding mare to traksruleelf@yahoo.com

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                                  • Originally posted by Dressage Ryder's elf View Post
                                    Your elf has finally arrived!

                                    After a few days of computer related problems, I'm here and ready to make your Christmas wishes come true.

                                    I'm not very good at poems, but I'd like to know more about you, your horses, ect.

                                    Expect a PM soon!
                                    Wahoo!!!!! I am excited

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                                    • I haven't gotten any info on my SS person, either.
                                      Click here before you buy.

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                                      • Dear Donks,

                                        Since I've been busy with my job all week
                                        Little time I've had for your Xmas list to tweak

                                        But now I turn again to the happy task
                                        Of giving you almost everything you've asked

                                        I fear the idea of new eventing colours is out
                                        It may take you a while to figure out what you want

                                        So other ideas: since eventers are burdened by needing so much stuff
                                        What do you think -- is that too tough?

                                        Since I board with many eventers, that may do.
                                        They may know what's exactly meant for you

                                        Gawd, these rhymes are awful, do you not think?
                                        In short, I must declare that they really stink!

                                        How about a browband for your crimson mare
                                        That spells her name in rhinestone letters so that all will stare?

                                        Or if you want dressagey things...
                                        I may come up with something for that dreaded ring

                                        A stock tie, a stock pin or a shirt
                                        So that for classy things you will not hurt

                                        A dressage whip with a silver cap
                                        May make your mare wake up from her nap!

                                        If any of these things ring a bell
                                        Please let me know, with your dress size pray tell

                                        For I've been longing to hit the tack shops
                                        But have been avoiding them because I'm in hock

                                        For a saddle for myself, sigh...
                                        But for you a gift would be a treat to buy.

                                        One thing is left that I need to ask:
                                        For us Canucks, is our gift limit in loonies or greenbacks?

                                        Yours truly,
                                        Your elf

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                                        • Originally posted by TraksRuleDutchDroolElvesShop!!! View Post
                                          Uh Oh!!!! I have an impatient one here, what to do, what to do....

                                          I am your neighbor just a little bit to the south
                                          I suspect your horse likes to put carrots in her mouth

                                          Is it cold where you are, and do you like monograms?
                                          If I have to rhyme anything else, this will get seriously out of hand!!!!

                                          If you don't mind, please send picture of adorable sounding mare to traksruleelf@yahoo.com
                                          WooHoo!
                                          From out of no where Santa doth appear!!
                                          No happier could this COTH member be

                                          Monograms are very nice and add sophistication
                                          Carrots and apples are always met with appreciation
                                          On Amazon is a wish list should any ideas need consideration
                                          Other than that we excitedly await your imagination

                                          Check your mail for in a few minutes pictures of the fabled red moose will appear!

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