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2008 SECRET SANTA THREAD--Last call for suspected grinched folks

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  • Originally posted by tx3dayelf View Post


    Your attempts at rhyming make smile
    I really want to send you things
    But Christmas isn't for a while.

    I'm getting closer, but I haven't found
    That perfect gift
    That'll make you say Wow!

    So keep an eye on your PMs
    You'll soon get one
    So I can tie up loose ends...

    Wow. I think that one was just as bad as yours...
    I love your poem!!!!!

    I measured Addi tonight and she is 13.2 1/2H. I have myself a QH Pony I forgot to measure her legs but will tomorrow.
    RIP Kid Gloves (Holly) 1992 TBxHanv CCI*** mare.
    http://photobucket.com/tx3dayeventer/holly
    New mare: Miss Bunny Express (Missy) 1995 AQHA Jumper mare.
    http://photobucket.com/tx3dayeventer/missy

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    • Originally posted by KayBees Elf View Post
      There once was an equestrian named KayBee
      Who's bay horse looked just great in navy!
      We hear Thai food and chocolate
      and great books would rock it,
      which makes shopping smoother than gravy.

      Ok, I'm a better elf than a poet. I've already begun to have fun finding goodies! Please feel free to send more ideas if they pop up.
      Will do! I think your poetry effort was better than mine, I have to say, so you've already got me beat...

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      • Another poem for you, missing giftee AilleXWest

        AilleXWest where are you?
        You still haven't given me a clue!

        The suspense is just too great
        I haven't been able to wait

        I did some hard thinking
        So much, my eyes were barely blinking

        My fingers did the walking
        And my credit card the talking

        Now I wait with great anticipation
        For your present's emancipation

        The man from UPS will lay the box on my porch
        Lit up in the winter night by a flaming torch

        I will take the package inside
        Think about how great it'll look when you ride

        Then I'll open it to take a peek
        I know it'll be awesome, hope I don't geek!

        Carefully pack it again to send away
        Off to you, via Santa's sleigh

        So be patient little one
        After all, this will be fun

        Another poem you'll get
        But not just quite yet

        You must wait until this precious cargo
        Has been released from my embargo

        Then I'll let you know
        When to trudge in the snow

        To go get your present
        That I hope you'll find pleasant

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        • VCT---- Don't worry I am here. I have no clever poems but rest easy knowing I have been busy shopping.

          Check your PMs.

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          • I haven't heard anything either

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            • Originally posted by elf4vct View Post
              VCT---- Don't worry I am here. I have no clever poems but rest easy knowing I have been busy shopping.

              Check your PMs.
              Thanks for getting in touch! Yay! I replied to your PM... I hope it gave you some ideas... if you have more questions, feel free to write back!

              Thanks again!!!
              2016 RRP Makeover Competitor www.EnviousBid.com

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              • Hi Polydor

                I'm not even going to try to rhyme!

                I got your note - thanks for the ideas. You're going to be so much fun to shop for! I got the shopping trip planned for this weekend and I can't wait (not to mention the endless internet browsing). I have no horsey family so I usually only get to shop for myself so I'm really looking forward to it.

                I aim to please!

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                • YAY!! Glad my note helped. If you want more ideas just let me know!

                  weeee this is soo exciting!

                  P.
                  A Wandering Albertan - NEW Africa travel blog!

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                  • Hint #1 Pkg. in the mail...

                    Went to the post yesterday,
                    Wonder how long to Californ-I-A?

                    "Shouldn't take long," said the clerk,
                    I said, "Fine by me...that'll work!"

                    So your first little package should soon get there
                    On your doorstep with love and care.

                    It's not nearly as cool as the rest will be,
                    'Cause you got a great elf when you got me.

                    *smiles smugly*
                    (I love my new elf persona)

                    he-he

                    Meeerrrry Christmas!!!
                    He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sakes!

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                    • Original Poster

                      Originally posted by talkofthetown View Post
                      I was wondering if I could alter my info, too...although my elf has made contact. I think I put too much wish list, not enough about me. I don't know, though, I never like what I put in that paragraph. I just don't want my elf to think that what I want is limited to what I wrote in my wish list.

                      I guess if my elf needs help, they'll PM me.

                      For anyone who wishes to update their elf, feel free to PM me and I'll send it out for you.
                      <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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                      • Have a good day Giftee

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                        • Yippee.... my elf is here!!! I'm so excited!!!

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                          • shopping

                            Phew,,,Dobilover I am traveling all around trying to find a special something for you. I was in Illinois (election event) but i couldn't find a saddle pad with a pic of the Prez on it---darn.now I will travel all around the area. I will leave the warmer places for the colder weather. I try to get out of Iceland as much as I can

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                            • Oh Little Indian! I know you said you weren't going to be checking this thread, so I PMd you as requested. However, I haven't heard anything from you and I'd really like to get shopping! Check your PMs and get back to me!

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                              • Sanely Eccentric! yoo hoo!

                                JinglePony is here!

                                would you mind sending me a link to a picture or two of your mare?

                                thanks!

                                Jinglepony

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                                • Sooo... I'm shopping online for my giftee, does anyone have any great websites they'd like to share? So far I've been on Dover, Horseloverz, VTO and Smartpak... what other cool websites are you shopping from?

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                                  • Tha Ridge ~ Update from your SS and the Elves

                                    Shopping is almost done. Just waiting for most of the items to arrive. And then a few more things need to be picked up.

                                    So your gifts will be sent by the first week of December. You can open the box whenever you want if you can't handle waiting until Christmas. But I will warn you, I can't wrap worth crap. So all of the goodies will be in there for you to see. So once you open the box, there is no turning back!!!



                                    This has been so much fun. Scouring websites, catalogs, etc.

                                    Sorry if there hasn't much teasing and poetry. Just not my thing!

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                                    • The Twelve Days of Christmas

                                      Written for my gifteeeeeee. Yes this is the extent of my talents... trust me my shopping results are waaaaay better.

                                      >>>>>>>
                                      On the first day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH elf gives to me:
                                      a Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                      On the second day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                      leather riding gloves,
                                      and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                      On the third day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                      Three dressage saddle pads,
                                      Two turtle doves,
                                      and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                      On the fourth day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                      Four white flannel leg wraps,
                                      Three saddle pads,
                                      Leather riding gloves,
                                      and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                      On the fifth day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                      Five Inch Snaffle Bit!
                                      Four white leg wraps,
                                      Three saddle pads,
                                      Leather riding gloves,
                                      and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                      On the sixth day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                      Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                      Five inch snaffle bit!
                                      Four white leg wraps,
                                      Three saddle pads,
                                      Leather riding gloves,
                                      and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                      On the seventh day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                      Seven brush grooming kit,
                                      Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                      Five inch snaffle bit!
                                      Four white leg wraps,
                                      Three saddle pads,
                                      Leather riding gloves,
                                      and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree..

                                      On the eighth day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                      Set of Eight Arena Letters,
                                      Seven brush grooming kit,
                                      Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                      Five inch snaffle bit!
                                      Four white leg wraps,
                                      Three saddle pads,
                                      Leather riding gloves,
                                      and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                      On the ninth day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                      Nine piece halter fleece set,
                                      Eight Arena Letters,
                                      Seven brush grooming kit,
                                      Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                      Five inch snaffle bit!
                                      Four white leg wraps,
                                      Three saddle pads,
                                      Leather riding gloves,
                                      and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                      On the tenth day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                      Ten pillow and standing wraps
                                      Nine piece halter fleece set,
                                      Eight Arena Letters,
                                      Seven brush grooming kit,
                                      Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                      Five inch snaffle bit!
                                      Four white leg wraps,
                                      Three saddle pads,
                                      Leather riding gloves,
                                      and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                      On the eleventh day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                      Passier Show Bridle with light blue piping (I had to fit it in somewhere!),
                                      Ten pillow and standing wraps,
                                      Nine piece halter fleece set,
                                      Eight Arena Letters,
                                      Seven brush grooming kit,
                                      Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                      Five inch snaffle bit!
                                      Four white leg wraps,
                                      Three saddle pads,
                                      Leather riding gloves,
                                      and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                      On the twelfth day of Christmas,
                                      I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                      Twelve months of lessons (with a Grand Prix Trainer),
                                      Passier Show Bridle,
                                      Ten pillow and standing wraps,
                                      Nine piece halter fleece set,
                                      Eight Arena Letters,
                                      Seven brush grooming kit,
                                      Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                      Five inch snaffle bit!
                                      Four white leg wraps,
                                      Three saddle pads,
                                      Leather riding gloves,
                                      and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

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                                      • Originally posted by IveGotRhythm's ELF View Post
                                        Your elfie is here to attempt another holiday prose.
                                        I hope that my poetry doesn't make you morose.

                                        Thanks for your reply; I can now get started.
                                        Your gifts from this elf will not be thwarted.

                                        I too have a red headed TB from the track.
                                        So in shopping for them I do have a knack.

                                        Your pony is precious & your pups too sound great.
                                        Shopping I must go so your gifts are not late.

                                        WOO HOO!!!Another poem for me!!!
                                        (as I sit at my computer, grinning with glee!)

                                        You rhymes certainly don't make me sad,
                                        the fact that you write them at all makes me glad!

                                        I'm glad that you liked my 4-legged ones
                                        and hope that shopping for us will be fun!
                                        Rhythm the perfect OTTB;Spock the will-be perfect OTTB;Mia the Arab/appendix COTH giveaway

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                                        • Originally posted by Wild Oaks Farm Elf View Post
                                          Written for my gifteeeeeee. Yes this is the extent of my talents... trust me my shopping results are waaaaay better.

                                          >>>>>>>
                                          On the first day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH elf gives to me:
                                          a Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                          On the second day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                          leather riding gloves,
                                          and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                          On the third day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                          Three dressage saddle pads,
                                          Two turtle doves,
                                          and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                          On the fourth day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                          Four white flannel leg wraps,
                                          Three saddle pads,
                                          Leather riding gloves,
                                          and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                          On the fifth day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                          Five Inch Snaffle Bit!
                                          Four white leg wraps,
                                          Three saddle pads,
                                          Leather riding gloves,
                                          and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                          On the sixth day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                          Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                          Five inch snaffle bit!
                                          Four white leg wraps,
                                          Three saddle pads,
                                          Leather riding gloves,
                                          and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                          On the seventh day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                          Seven brush grooming kit,
                                          Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                          Five inch snaffle bit!
                                          Four white leg wraps,
                                          Three saddle pads,
                                          Leather riding gloves,
                                          and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree..

                                          On the eighth day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                          Set of Eight Arena Letters,
                                          Seven brush grooming kit,
                                          Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                          Five inch snaffle bit!
                                          Four white leg wraps,
                                          Three saddle pads,
                                          Leather riding gloves,
                                          and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                          On the ninth day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                          Nine piece halter fleece set,
                                          Eight Arena Letters,
                                          Seven brush grooming kit,
                                          Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                          Five inch snaffle bit!
                                          Four white leg wraps,
                                          Three saddle pads,
                                          Leather riding gloves,
                                          and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                          On the tenth day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                          Ten pillow and standing wraps
                                          Nine piece halter fleece set,
                                          Eight Arena Letters,
                                          Seven brush grooming kit,
                                          Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                          Five inch snaffle bit!
                                          Four white leg wraps,
                                          Three saddle pads,
                                          Leather riding gloves,
                                          and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                          On the eleventh day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                          Passier Show Bridle with light blue piping (I had to fit it in somewhere!),
                                          Ten pillow and standing wraps,
                                          Nine piece halter fleece set,
                                          Eight Arena Letters,
                                          Seven brush grooming kit,
                                          Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                          Five inch snaffle bit!
                                          Four white leg wraps,
                                          Three saddle pads,
                                          Leather riding gloves,
                                          and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.

                                          On the twelfth day of Christmas,
                                          I wish my COTH Elf gives to me:
                                          Twelve months of lessons (with a Grand Prix Trainer),
                                          Passier Show Bridle,
                                          Ten pillow and standing wraps,
                                          Nine piece halter fleece set,
                                          Eight Arena Letters,
                                          Seven brush grooming kit,
                                          Six horse sheets and blankets,
                                          Five inch snaffle bit!
                                          Four white leg wraps,
                                          Three saddle pads,
                                          Leather riding gloves,
                                          and A Hermes Corlandus Dressage saddle under the tree.
                                          That's awesome!

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