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2. Conversations in horse-related forums should be horse-related.
The forums are a wonderful source of information and support for members of the horse community. While it’s understandably tempting to share information or search for input on other topics upon which members might have a similar level of knowledge, members must maintain the focus on horses.
3. Keep conversations productive, on topic and civil.
Discussion and disagreement are inevitable and encouraged; personal insults, diatribes and sniping comments are unproductive and unacceptable. Whether a subject is light-hearted or serious, keep posts focused on the current topic and of general interest to other participants of that thread. Utilize the private message feature or personal email where appropriate to address side topics or personal issues not related to the topic at large.
4. No advertising in the discussion forums.
Posts in the discussion forums directly or indirectly advertising horses, jobs, items or services for sale or wanted will be removed at the discretion of the moderators. Use of the private messaging feature or email addresses obtained through users’ profiles for unsolicited advertising is not permitted.
Company representatives may participate in discussions and answer questions about their products or services, or suggest their products on recent threads if they fulfill the criteria of a query. False "testimonials" provided by company affiliates posing as general consumers are not appropriate, and self-promotion of sales, ad campaigns, etc. through the discussion forums is not allowed.
Paid advertising is available on our classifieds site and through the purchase of banner ads. The tightly monitored Giveaways forum permits free listings of genuinely free horses and items available or wanted (on a limited basis). Items offered for trade are not allowed.
Advertising Policy Specifics
When in doubt of whether something you want to post constitutes advertising, please contact a moderator privately in advance for further clarification. Refer to the following points for general guidelines:
Horses – Only general discussion about the buying, leasing, selling and pricing of horses is permitted. If the post contains, or links to, the type of specific information typically found in a sales or wanted ad, and it’s related to a horse for sale, regardless of who’s selling it, it doesn’t belong in the discussion forums.
Stallions – Board members may ask for suggestions on breeding stallion recommendations. Stallion owners may reply to such queries by suggesting their own stallions, only if their horse fits the specific criteria of the original poster. Excessive promotion of a stallion by its owner or related parties is not permitted and will be addressed at the discretion of the moderators.
Services – Members may use the forums to ask for general recommendations of trainers, barns, shippers, farriers, etc., and other members may answer those requests by suggesting themselves or their company, if their services fulfill the specific criteria of the original post. Members may not solicit other members for business if it is not in response to a direct, genuine query.
Products – While members may ask for general opinions and suggestions on equipment, trailers, trucks, etc., they may not list the specific attributes for which they are in the market, as such posts serve as wanted ads.
Event Announcements – Members may post one notification of an upcoming event that may be of interest to fellow members, if the original poster does not benefit financially from the event. Such threads may not be “bumped” excessively. Premium members may post their own notices in the Event Announcements forum.
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Occasional posts regarding horses available for adoption through IRS-registered horse rescue or placement programs are permitted in the appropriate forums, but these threads may be limited at the discretion of the moderators. Individuals may not advertise or make announcements for horses in need of rescue, placement or adoption unless the horse is available through a recognized rescue or placement agency or government-run entity or the thread fits the criteria for and is located in the Giveaways forum.
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Please see our full Terms of Service and Privacy Policy for more information.
Thanks for being a part of the COTH forums!
(Revised 2/8/18)
Board Rules
1. You’re responsible for what you say.
As outlined in Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, The Chronicle of the Horse and its affiliates, as well Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd., the developers of vBulletin, are not legally responsible for statements made in the forums.
This is a public forum viewed by a wide spectrum of people, so please be mindful of what you say and who might be reading it—details of personal disputes are likely better handled privately. While posters are legally responsible for their statements, the moderators may in their discretion remove or edit posts that violate these rules. Users have the ability to modify or delete their own messages after posting, but administrators generally will not delete posts, threads or accounts upon request.
Outright inflammatory, vulgar, harassing, malicious or otherwise inappropriate statements and criminal charges unsubstantiated by a reputable news source or legal documentation will not be tolerated and will be dealt with at the discretion of the moderators.
Credible threats of suicide will be reported to the police along with identifying user information at our disposal, in addition to referring the user to suicide helpline resources such as 1-800-SUICIDE or 1-800-273-TALK.
2. Conversations in horse-related forums should be horse-related.
The forums are a wonderful source of information and support for members of the horse community. While it’s understandably tempting to share information or search for input on other topics upon which members might have a similar level of knowledge, members must maintain the focus on horses.
3. Keep conversations productive, on topic and civil.
Discussion and disagreement are inevitable and encouraged; personal insults, diatribes and sniping comments are unproductive and unacceptable. Whether a subject is light-hearted or serious, keep posts focused on the current topic and of general interest to other participants of that thread. Utilize the private message feature or personal email where appropriate to address side topics or personal issues not related to the topic at large.
4. No advertising in the discussion forums.
Posts in the discussion forums directly or indirectly advertising horses, jobs, items or services for sale or wanted will be removed at the discretion of the moderators. Use of the private messaging feature or email addresses obtained through users’ profiles for unsolicited advertising is not permitted.
Company representatives may participate in discussions and answer questions about their products or services, or suggest their products on recent threads if they fulfill the criteria of a query. False "testimonials" provided by company affiliates posing as general consumers are not appropriate, and self-promotion of sales, ad campaigns, etc. through the discussion forums is not allowed.
Paid advertising is available on our classifieds site and through the purchase of banner ads. The tightly monitored Giveaways forum permits free listings of genuinely free horses and items available or wanted (on a limited basis). Items offered for trade are not allowed.
Advertising Policy Specifics
When in doubt of whether something you want to post constitutes advertising, please contact a moderator privately in advance for further clarification. Refer to the following points for general guidelines:
Horses – Only general discussion about the buying, leasing, selling and pricing of horses is permitted. If the post contains, or links to, the type of specific information typically found in a sales or wanted ad, and it’s related to a horse for sale, regardless of who’s selling it, it doesn’t belong in the discussion forums.
Stallions – Board members may ask for suggestions on breeding stallion recommendations. Stallion owners may reply to such queries by suggesting their own stallions, only if their horse fits the specific criteria of the original poster. Excessive promotion of a stallion by its owner or related parties is not permitted and will be addressed at the discretion of the moderators.
Services – Members may use the forums to ask for general recommendations of trainers, barns, shippers, farriers, etc., and other members may answer those requests by suggesting themselves or their company, if their services fulfill the specific criteria of the original post. Members may not solicit other members for business if it is not in response to a direct, genuine query.
Products – While members may ask for general opinions and suggestions on equipment, trailers, trucks, etc., they may not list the specific attributes for which they are in the market, as such posts serve as wanted ads.
Event Announcements – Members may post one notification of an upcoming event that may be of interest to fellow members, if the original poster does not benefit financially from the event. Such threads may not be “bumped” excessively. Premium members may post their own notices in the Event Announcements forum.
Charities/Rescues – Announcements for charitable or fundraising events can only be made for 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organizations. Special exceptions may be made, at the moderators’ discretion and direction, for board-related events or fundraising activities in extraordinary circumstances.
Occasional posts regarding horses available for adoption through IRS-registered horse rescue or placement programs are permitted in the appropriate forums, but these threads may be limited at the discretion of the moderators. Individuals may not advertise or make announcements for horses in need of rescue, placement or adoption unless the horse is available through a recognized rescue or placement agency or government-run entity or the thread fits the criteria for and is located in the Giveaways forum.
5. Do not post copyrighted photographs unless you have purchased that photo and have permission to do so.
6. Respect other members.
As members are often passionate about their beliefs and intentions can easily be misinterpreted in this type of environment, try to explore or resolve the inevitable disagreements that arise in the course of threads calmly and rationally.
If you see a post that you feel violates the rules of the board, please click the “alert” button (exclamation point inside of a triangle) in the bottom left corner of the post, which will alert ONLY the moderators to the post in question. They will then take whatever action, or no action, as deemed appropriate for the situation at their discretion. Do not air grievances regarding other posters or the moderators in the discussion forums.
Please be advised that adding another user to your “Ignore” list via your User Control Panel can be a useful tactic, which blocks posts and private messages by members whose commentary you’d rather avoid reading.
7. We have the right to reproduce statements made in the forums.
The Chronicle of the Horse may copy, quote, link to or otherwise reproduce posts, or portions of posts, in print or online for advertising or editorial purposes, if attributed to their original authors, and by posting in this forum, you hereby grant to The Chronicle of the Horse a perpetual, non-exclusive license under copyright and other rights, to do so.
8. We reserve the right to enforce and amend the rules.
The moderators may delete, edit, move or close any post or thread at any time, or refrain from doing any of the foregoing, in their discretion, and may suspend or revoke a user’s membership privileges at any time to maintain adherence to the rules and the general spirit of the forum. These rules may be amended at any time to address the current needs of the board.
Please see our full Terms of Service and Privacy Policy for more information.
Thanks for being a part of the COTH forums!
(Revised 2/8/18)
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2008 SECRET SANTA THREAD--Last call for suspected grinched folks
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Iron Horse Farm's Elf
A poem for you Iron Horse Farm...
Iron Horse Farm
Keep an eye on your barn
For you never know
What might show
Its that time of year
With all of my deer
To fly out and see
If you've been good for me!
Many gifts await
So I hope they aren't late
I'm going to lug
Maybe a coffee mug?
So hold on to Reel Proper
As I become a shopper
To where I go for now
I can only leave on a bow....
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LegalEagle's ELF
LegalEagle your elf is here!
Hoping to bring you happiness and cheer!
Gifts that you'll like and will make you smile,
Will be on your way in a little while!
Haha, sorry, I'm not the greatest at the poems but I love reading them.
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TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THEIR ELF....
Please do not be discouraged.
Not every elf likes to come out and tease or write creative poems. Many like to lurk behind the scenes and only make themselves known the day you get a box! 
I would tend to suspect that these elves are the ones who got enough information out of your bio entry that they feel no need to inquire for more info OR are just so disgustingly creative that they are having too much Elfin' fun to come tease.
So.... please be patient. You have all been matched so there is an appropriate Elf for each participant.
<>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.
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I have faith oh great elf supervisor extraordinaire...I just have the patience of a toddler in a toy store
Elf if you are reading this, I have every confidence in you! You can't lose cause I LOVE surprises!!! However, you can surely come on here and tease anytime you want!
Proud Member of Wood Hill Farm who's motto is "I'm not going sober!"
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Hunter Princess SS
Yo! Hunter Princess
Roses are red, Violets are blue
It's fun to shop for horse lovers like you!
Waiting on UPS delivery of your gifts to me
Soon I'll be wrapping and packing and cackling with glee!
So, Hunter Princess as Christmas draws near
Your elf is hustling for you, never fear!
I'd give you a hint, but don't want you to guess
Cause surprises are always the best!
Hunter Princess SS
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Dear elfie-Originally posted by tx3dayelf View PostOkie dokie, sounds like a plan! I love the new guy, btw...you better get him!
Be watching you email, I'll send you a full questionairre soon! By the end of this, I'll know wayyy more about you than any COTHer should know about their internet friends


The TB is a no go. Went to look at him and he will not be coming home with me. Not at all what his pictures represented him as. Toed in (pretty bad) on a front leg and not a very good mover. Not an event horse for me. Oh well, back to the drawing board
RIP Kid Gloves (Holly) 1992 TBxHanv CCI*** mare.
http://photobucket.com/tx3dayeventer/holly
New mare: Miss Bunny Express (Missy) 1995 AQHA Jumper mare.
http://photobucket.com/tx3dayeventer/missy
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Roki143!!!
Now that our signals are uncrossed.
I know who to send my questions to
And let me just say
I'm excited as you!
I love this time of year
And I'm super excited to hear
Champagne show gloves are the thing
that make event riders sing
But just a little help is needed
to know
exactly what you mean!
So please let me know
crochet or leather makes you glow?
And if you haven't guessed....
your super secret special elf may not be an eventer
but is UP to the TASK
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IveGotRhythm's ELF
Your elfie is here to attempt another holiday prose.
I hope that my poetry doesn't make you morose.
Thanks for your reply; I can now get started.
Your gifts from this elf will not be thwarted.
I too have a red headed TB from the track.
So in shopping for them I do have a knack.
Your pony is precious & your pups too sound great.
Shopping I must go so your gifts are not late.
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tx3dayeventer-
Too bad about the TB
But now that you know you won't be needing new tack for him, how about your other two beasties?
I have one thing that I'm definitely getting you, but I still need a few ideas. Would you rather get things for you, or for the ponies? You'll probably end up getting both, but just thought I'd check
My tack store is having a 20% off storewide sale!!
Gotta go shopping NOW!
..^
.^^
^^^
..||.........tx3dayeventer's very own elf!
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OMGosh!!! My elf knows my ponies name!!!!Originally posted by Iron Horse Farm's Elf View PostIron Horse Farm
Keep an eye on your barn
For you never know
What might show
Its that time of year
With all of my deer
To fly out and see
If you've been good for me!
Many gifts await
So I hope they aren't late
I'm going to lug
Maybe a coffee mug?
So hold on to Reel Proper
As I become a shopper
To where I go for now
I can only leave on a bow....


YEA!!!!
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ExcelEventing's Elf
Oh giftee of mine . . . I know you don't want $50 worth of candy so please check your PMs and give me a few clues! Where are you? I feel the need to shop!!
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Originally posted by AlternaPony View PostNow that our signals are uncrossed.
I know who to send my questions to
And let me just say
I'm excited as you!
I love this time of year
And I'm super excited to hear
Champagne show gloves are the thing
that make event riders sing
But just a little help is needed
to know
exactly what you mean!
So please let me know
crochet or leather makes you glow?
And if you haven't guessed....
your super secret special elf may not be an eventer
but is UP to the TASK
It's true, my fashion sense
Has been known to make people wince
but it is champagne gloves made of soft hide
that make me go soft inside
Also, keep in mind that I have phalanges
long enough to cross the Andes
I also have a big horse
to match my long limbs
With a large 'horse' sized face
even with his wiskers trimmed
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elf2knowonder
Yoohoo, knowonder! I'm here!
But if you're expecting poems and such, I fear you will be greatly disillusioned because I flunked creative writing.
But I'm off plotting your gifts as we speak. But I need further information. What is your favorite color and is it cold enough in your locale to require hats and scarves and such? Do you wear socks?
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LegalEagle's ELF
Miss LegalEagle, a question for you,
Wacky colors you like, but if you had to choose,
Which is your favorite if you had to pick one?
Of all of the colors under the sun?
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I know WHO my SS Giftee is ...
Okay, I've gotten my email on who my Giftee is and now I have to figure out how to create an Alter so I can tease them about it.
I tell you what though, they live in a state I'd happy move back too.
((((HUGS)))))
~Kerri
Chronicle of My Horse
Secret Passage Ranch
**a member of the
Riders with Fibromyalgia & Adult Re-riders Clique
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