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2008 SECRET SANTA THREAD--Last call for suspected grinched folks

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  • Originally posted by Elf.89 View Post
    Making a list and checking twice

    This really is fun

    What a wonderful giftie I have

    What to get, What to get

    Will it be something to keep the fabulous Oreo warm and stylin

    Or something to keep his Mom smilin

    Are your checks sore from smilin yet Lovetojump?

    Yours Truly Elf.89
    YES, YES, YES...my cheeks are sore and my heart is happy

    What a wonderful elf you are. I am the most lucky giftee of all

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    • GreyHunterHorse .....you have an elf!!!!!!!!!

      No verse, no rhyme
      I'm just in time

      I'd like to bring
      some horsey bling!

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      • WOOHOO I have an elf!!! *happy dance*
        www.simplicityweimaraners.ca

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        • Oh what fun!
          Santa and Elf united at last!
          And such taste and style
          What more could one ask?

          The ideas are overwhelming
          If only the budget wasn't so demanding

          English Thoroughbreds would be trotting up the driveway
          Flaxen tails washed and cut
          Winter hair clipped like pony club taught
          Ready for the Sunday hunt
          (okay that doesn't exactly rhyme...but points for telling a story?)

          Well we will see what the shopping brings
          Certainly some bling and all nice things

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          • Originally posted by LookinSouth's Elf View Post
            Ho Ho Ho!
            Lookin South's Elf is here!
            Have you been naughty or nice?
            Should I give you some coal the year?
            South is keeping track!
            He's on the Elfen network as we speak!

            yay I have an elf!! Although if they are conspiring with South as far as what to get for gifts I might end up with a giant bag of carrots and stud muffins on my doorstep!

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            • Flipped Her Halo's ELF IS HERE!!!!

              Santa's workshop has been so very busy! Us elves can barely sneak a break in for hot cocoa!

              So my little giftee, I need some ideas to add your list.
              This little Elf would like to get shopping but I am scratching my brain hopping and jumping but no ideas are coming.
              So cheesecake for you and treats for the horsey's.... is there anything else that would suit your fancy?

              Please hurry quick and send me some inklings. The cocoa break will be ending quite swiftly and I will be back to work in Santa's shop oh so quickly.

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              • OH I didn't forget about you my dear DressageTraks. I was busy at the factory starting to think about making presents.

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                • Originally posted by EZ View Post
                  Awwww sweet! I know some filly who is going to be delighted about your first hint!

                  *jumps around the house*

                  This is so exciting!
                  Ahhh, that's a girl!
                  You've answered the call;
                  You pondered my questions,
                  Now I'm off to the mall!

                  Keep an eye on the mail...
                  You never know what there'll be
                  Waiting for you
                  From the elf for EZ.

                  Gosh, this is fun!
                  I love this, for sure,
                  But...enough for today....
                  Tomorrow I'll tease you some more!

                  He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sakes!

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                  • Originally posted by Elf To Flippedherhalo View Post
                    Santa's workshop has been so very busy! Us elves can barely sneak a break in for hot cocoa!

                    So my little giftee, I need some ideas to add your list.
                    This little Elf would like to get shopping but I am scratching my brain hopping and jumping but no ideas are coming.
                    So cheesecake for you and treats for the horsey's.... is there anything else that would suit your fancy?

                    Please hurry quick and send me some inklings. The cocoa break will be ending quite swiftly and I will be back to work in Santa's shop oh so quickly.
                    Hooray! I have an elf! There is a santa! I sent you a PM.
                    Cloverfox Stables

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                    • Originally posted by tidy rabbit View Post
                      My elf may as well send me a new heart, because mine is all broke to peices now, since my elf hasn't shown up.

                      Well, maybe if our elves don't show up we can make it up to each other later on....
                      I am having fun teasing and spoiling my giftee though. This is my first COTH SS so I'm sad that my elf isn't around yet. I hope they're okay and they appear soon.
                      2016 RRP Makeover Competitor www.EnviousBid.com

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                      • Yahoo!!! I have an elf!!!

                        And I have WONDERFUL news regarding my giftee's gifts, too.

                        A good evening on bilateral fronts.

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                        • Ohhhh Chai.....

                          At my favorite feed store today,
                          This elf's mind was racing.
                          To buy you this and this and that,
                          But I must remember pacing.


                          Share some ideas,
                          let me know what you wish.
                          I need more direction,
                          so I won't have to go fish.


                          CE (Chai's Elf)

                          *oh wow, this is bad poetry*

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                          • YES!! I HAVE AN ELF!! I will be happy dancing all day at work now! I will PM you later today with answers to your questions! Your poetry is beauuuuuuuuuutiful! LOL!
                            She wasn't running away with me, I just couldn't stop her!

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                            • Good Morning Elf.89
                              You wonderful elf of mine

                              Two people were on my mind when I woke,
                              you my dear elf, and the president elect bloke

                              I didn't know who he would be, as I couldn't stay up that late
                              But, I know who you are, and I could hardly wait
                              to send you a note and tell you, my, you are great

                              Have a wonderful day my dear elf.89
                              I am just so very glad that you are mine!

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                              • Hello Hello Lovetojump

                                Did you have visions of sugar plums dance through you head?

                                So much to look at

                                So hard to decide

                                Which shop to shop at

                                My OH My

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                                • Originally posted by RedMare01 View Post
                                  Yay! I have an elf.

                                  Caitlin
                                  You have an elf indeed,
                                  My little elf fingers are moving with speed.

                                  To bring you fun gifts full of delight,
                                  Because at Christmas its only right!

                                  Not just to you, but Lovey Mae and Sadie as well,
                                  So relax and sit back a spell.

                                  Hopefully my elfin gift talents are better than my rhyme,
                                  Or this exchange might be a crime!

                                  But the intent at least is good,
                                  And I promise not to bring rotten potatoes, coal or wood.

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                                  • YAY! My Elf!!!

                                    Originally posted by S. Hunter View Post
                                    No verse, no rhyme
                                    I'm just in time

                                    I'd like to bring
                                    some horsey bling!

                                    Oh boy oh boy I am sooooo excited! I had THE WORST day yesterday and coming in to find that I have an elf just starts the day off right! Yippee!!!
                                    Equus Doth Indeed Makeus Brokeus. Or Brokeus Meus -- when you have a baby warmblood, it could be either one!

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                                    • A Christmas Poem for Screebe

                                      An elf for Screebe
                                      Her very own!
                                      An elf who's thinkin'
                                      Here at home.

                                      So little time
                                      To find the right present
                                      That will make Screebe's Christmas
                                      A monumental event

                                      A tote, a shirt, a saddle pad?
                                      Don't want the wrong color
                                      Don't wanna make you mad.

                                      So asking for hints
                                      One thing I must know.
                                      What's your horsey's name?
                                      Billybob or Joe?

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                                      • Lunchbox! Yoohoo

                                        Check your PM's, giftee of mine

                                        Come out and play and tell me all about you and your ponies!
                                        Christmas time's a comin'.
                                        I'm out a runnin',
                                        Shopping for gifts,
                                        To fill your Christmas list.

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                                        • Wow, I log on and what do I find....?

                                          There it was "Last Post" by Screebe's Elf! How very, very cool. After a long night of election watching, I'm sitting at my desk a bit brain-dead and happy for the distraction.

                                          I'm not clever enough this morning to respond in rhyme
                                          (hey, there's always next time)
                                          But...I am sending you a PM
                                          www.irishridingadventures.com
                                          Ride Irish! Fox hunting and trail riding vacations

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