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2008 SECRET SANTA THREAD--Last call for suspected grinched folks

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  • Oh Elf-- Where are you?

    I had a hard time coming up with gift ideas in my original email to Chocomare but now I have LOTS more and I want to share them with my elf!!! If you're shy, elf, you can PM me...

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    • Yeah! And it actually rhymes!
      Our barn colors are hunter green and navy. All the critters love treats. Cat gets her own it seems. Latest was a bat. Anything to keep us warm as we have a drafty old house and we are in the midst of farm ownership. No barn yet but the intention is there.
      Yeah!
      Here's the funny farm
      http://community.webshots.com/album/562905701fEhhUC
      Originally posted by LisaBs_Elf View Post
      LisaB, LisaB, LisaB
      Yes, your elfie elf is me!

      After the anticipation and the wait
      I'm arriving to the party late

      But now for some more clues from you
      As to what it is I can do

      To make sure Christmas is (warm and) merry for you
      and the rest of your crazy crew

      I promise no beach scenes with high headed dished faces
      but just let me know what you'd like in your cases!
      Even duct tape can't fix stupid

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      • HO HO HO

        Ho Ho Ho!
        Lookin South's Elf is here!
        Have you been naughty or nice?
        Should I give you some coal the year?
        South is keeping track!
        He's on the Elfen network as we speak!

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        • Your elf is waiting, EZ...

          I'm trying to be patient--
          Really, I am!
          I know that you've been busy,
          But, man, oh man!

          I'm dyin' to get buyin',
          But I need your assistance.
          So forget about Pacific time,
          And CLOSE this distance!

          My PM's have been sent,
          You said Tuesday you'd reply...
          Well, honey, Tuesday's here,
          And I'm ready to BUY!

          Now, I'm not tryin' to be pushy...
          Really, I'm not...
          But the cash is burnin' in my pocket,
          And, boy, it's gettin' HOT!

          So get to your computer
          And contact The_EZ_Elf.
          My foot's tappin' so hard,
          I just might injure myself!!

          I can't wait to hear
          What you really don't want to get...
          And hopefully I haven't bought
          One of those things yet!

          You might be very pleased,
          With a stocking from here to there,
          So girl, get to typin'
          So I can treat you fair!
          He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sakes!

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          • Originally posted by Bringin' it to Lady Counselor View Post
            You can tell by my name
            I'm already on my game
            If I don't PM ya Sunday
            I'll be sure to reach ya Monday.

            A few little queries to help in my quest
            A wee bit more info on what you like best
            And then I'll be off like the proverbial sleigh
            So that all sorts of presents will soon come your way!

            Have a GREAT day, Lady Counselor!
            Hello there!
            I got your pm, and I responded right then,
            (well it took me a day, too many things got in the way)
            Please don't ask me to rhyme, because then I'll get stuck for a time
            The brain wires spark, and my drivel will make you yark
            Listening to me babble away for the rest of the day
            (Think Dr Suess meets the Far Side)
            I'll stop now while I can, check your pm!

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            • My elf may as well send me a new heart, because mine is all broke to peices now, since my elf hasn't shown up.
              Stoneybrook Farm Afton TN

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              • Deltawave, Deltawave where art thou???? My big shopping weekend is fast approaching and I need a bit more info. It is my greatest elfin wish to make Christmas wishes come true. Please, please give me some particulars I need a pm!

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                • Yay! I heard from my elf! This is the soonest (after notification) that I've ever been contacted!

                  ***JoZ heads off to vote, humming "fa la la la la"***
                  Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you? You are at your very best when things are worst.
                  Starman

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                  • I haven't heard from mine either. I hope I don't get forgotten about.
                    Cloverfox Stables

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                    • I'm also still waiting for my elf......

                      I've been good I promised!!!!!

                      I've talked to mine and we are both excited!!! Just waiting to hear back from her as well...
                      Last edited by cswoodlandfairy; Nov. 4, 2008, 02:53 PM.
                      Calm & Collected, 13, OTTB
                      Forrest Gump (Catasauqua) , 17, OTTB
                      Little Bit Indian, 29, TB
                      Owner of Spur of the Moment, Custom made spur straps! Find us on Facebook

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                      • I'm still waiting, too . And..I even contacted my giftee yesterday and haven't heard back, which is really putting a kink in my shopping plans!
                        Already excited about our 2016 foals! Expecting babies by Indoctro, Diamant de Semilly, Zirocco Blue and Calido!
                        https://www.facebook.com/pages/Hills...h/112931293227

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                        • Originally posted by Hillside H Ranch View Post
                          I'm still waiting, too . And..I even contacted my giftee yesterday and haven't heard back, which is really putting a kink in my shopping plans!
                          Well if they don't show up...and as I haven't heard from my SS...maybe we can swap? Then you can send me one of your lovely foals for Christmas lol!

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                          • I am itching to go shopping for QuzqosMa. Where fore art thou?????

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                            • Originally posted by The_EZ_Elf View Post
                              Your weekend trip
                              To the opposite shore
                              Gave me an idea
                              For a trip to the store!

                              A little sumpin'
                              For a horsie to eat...
                              Connect where you were
                              With a filly treat...

                              Oh, I'm busy
                              Making my list,
                              For you and the gal,
                              Of possible gifts!

                              Don't fret, now, EZ,
                              This hint's just a clue
                              Of one little token
                              I'll have for you!
                              Awwww sweet! I know some filly who is going to be delighted about your first hint!

                              *jumps around the house*

                              This is so exciting!
                              Equine and Canine photographer: www.elzz.org

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                              • Making a list and checking twice

                                This really is fun

                                What a wonderful giftie I have

                                What to get, What to get

                                Will it be something to keep the fabulous Oreo warm and stylin

                                Or something to keep his Mom smilin

                                Are your checks sore from smilin yet Lovetojump?

                                Yours Truly Elf.89

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                                • Originally posted by murphysmomelf View Post
                                  Holiday Gangsta Poem for Murphy's Mom

                                  Yo, here in the hood all covered with snow
                                  I'm chillin with the other elves, ready to go.

                                  We're workin Santa's ride, all sleek and shiny,
                                  So don't give me no *(( or I'll get North Pole Gangsta on your hiney.

                                  I'm all for Murphy's Mom runnin' with her posse of pets
                                  Hosses, dogs, bunnies, yo, I'm takin bets,

                                  That on Christmas she'll be smilin when she gets this gift,
                                  From her North Pole elf, yo, where there aint no rift

                                  Between East Coast, West Coast, or any place at all
                                  Cuz my job's makin smiles, so Merry Christmas to y'all.
                                  Oh my, I think my elf may be a bit of a rogue. I'll have to keep Murphy from seeing this. I can just picture Christmas morning with him decked out in a nose ring, stud chain, and a leather blanket (or would that be a hooded blanket?)!
                                  Crayola Posse - Pine Green
                                  Whinnie Pine (June 4, 1977 - April 29, 2008)
                                  Autumn Caper (April 27, 1989 - May 24, 2015)
                                  Murphy (April 28, 1994 - May 5, 2017)

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                                  • I got your links. You have good taste!
                                    But please do not decide in haste.

                                    Part of the fun is to rhyme and tease.
                                    Do not take that away from me please!

                                    I guarentee you'll like what you'll get,
                                    but let's not decide what that will be yet!

                                    I'd love to know more about your pets and your horse,
                                    And even more about you, of course!

                                    Let's let this Christmas be a surprise
                                    And imagine the wonder in your eyes

                                    When you open the gifts that I will choose.
                                    I guarentee: You will not lose!

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                                    • Msrobin, I apologize,
                                      For this elf's greatest flaw lies
                                      In lack of ability as a poet
                                      ...at least I know it.

                                      You will not be grinched this year
                                      Someone is shopping for you, have no fear
                                      Perhaps for some clothes, some toys, or treats
                                      Something useful, something funny, or else something sweet.

                                      I've sent a query your way,
                                      Please send it back without delay
                                      So that this elf can make your day!

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                                      • Carrera, no fear, your elf is here!
                                        (and that's as good as it gets with the rhymes, I'm afraid).
                                        What do you want? For the ponies or you? I see you like polo...hmmm...ideas...ideas!

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                                        • English Rose! What a lovely verse!
                                          Hmm, as far as petals go--I'm a fan of those big cheerful daisies or some brightly colored roses. (hence, uh, the name ).
                                          Of course, I'm also a fan of chesnut TB mares. So what do I know!
                                          Yay! Coth Secret Santa!!
                                          unabridgedopinions.com

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