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2008 SECRET SANTA THREAD--Last call for suspected grinched folks

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  • While I am no poet
    I want you to know
    I am shopping away

    While not much info was given
    of what type of gift you would really like
    so I am sorta left in the dark but trust me
    when I say my imagination is working overtime

    If you can help me anymore to decide what to buy drop me a PM


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    • Originally posted by mybeau1999's Elf View Post
      To mybeau1999:

      Never fear, your elf is here!

      (That is my best attempt at a poem.)
      WOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
      it's okay... i'm about to go attempt a poem for my giftee
      but it probably won't be pretty
      BDC

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      • This is the only time of year I attempt poetry

        Dearest Amchara,

        I've only just thrown out my pumpkin,
        But it seems we've come to yet another junction.
        The yule-tide season will be upon us soon,
        Hopefully with not too much dysfunction.

        I've already begun searching high and low,
        For gifts that I will wrap and stow.
        Maybe something that is warm and fuzzy,
        Or can ward off the ice and snow.

        So may patience be upon you,
        And gifts you will enjoy I promise to pursue.
        Your elf is not so creative,
        So until next time I shall bid adieu.

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        • KayBee's Elf

          There once was an equestrian named KayBee
          Who's bay horse looked just great in navy!
          We hear Thai food and chocolate
          and great books would rock it,
          which makes shopping smoother than gravy.

          Ok, I'm a better elf than a poet. I've already begun to have fun finding goodies! Please feel free to send more ideas if they pop up.

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          • Trying to write poetry
            Not always an easy thing
            But shopping for horsey
            Is as important as a king

            No baby pads will come your way
            But something Nikki will enjoy
            Maybe treats, a good job's pay
            Maybe "clothes", tack, or a toy

            As far as Nikki's personal groom
            Getting ready to leave for school
            Something nice for her dorm room
            I'm sure the presents will be cool

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            • Still waiting to hear from my elf and to make exciting plans for my own SS!!
              When life gives you lemons. . .say &%^# you lemons! And throw those lemons back in life's face so that it will be afraid of you and won't try that crap again!

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              • THE WISHFUL ELF

                There once was an elf, named Elmer you see
                Who had just one wish--to sit on Santas knee

                Just to tell him that year what he wanted for Christmas
                For as an elf he was always filling other peoples wishes

                The elf didnt dare voice his wishes and sound needy
                He didnt want Santa to think he was greedy

                So Elmer, the elf took a long walk one day
                To think about this and to just get away

                From the every day hustle and bustle around there
                As each elf worked hard to do there share

                When he returned, he saw Santa sitting down
                At a big table full with toys all abound

                "Elmer", he heard from a voice over there
                "Come here little elf I have something to share"

                The little elf listened and walked over to St Nick
                With little legs shaking he had to think quick

                What was Santa going to tell him
                Just what would he say

                The little elf wondered and stared at the man in dismay
                As Santa reached out and these words he did say

                "You are a wonderful elf, and each are precious to me"
                And with that he reached down and sat the elf on his knee

                Santa then pulled something from a bag close by
                He handed it to Elmer who began to cry

                "Elmer" he said, with such love and conviction
                "You help me each day and with no conditions"

                "This is for you, you didnt need to ask"
                For Santa knows all, and sees through any mask

                Christmas is about love and living
                but you my little elf have done tons of giving

                It is your turn to have what you wanted this year
                And on Elmers face a proud, loving smile did appear!

                ----------------------------------
                Just checking in Jen to let you know that plans are being made, from this elf to you, to put a smile on your face and maybe tease you with a clue.

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                • I have not recieved my elf, nor have I heard from my elf. I am excited none the less and sent off a PM to Chocomare...errr...chief elf... to try and get my giftee's name.
                  ~Amy~ TrakehNERD clique
                  *Bugs 5/86-3/10 OTTB Mare* RIP lovely Lady, I miss you
                  *Frodo '03 Anglo Trakehner Gelding*
                  My Facebook

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                  • Yay! I have heard from my elf who I compliment on their poetry

                    Words to those who wont hear from their elf, last year my elf said nothing. I waited for a box and on X-mas Eve I found a big box in my garage. It was awesome and totally worth the "was I forgotten about?" feelings, and I was no where near disappointed.

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                    • _____o_____o___.__o_____o__..__o______o_____o_____o_____o
                      _____/\__,__/\_.___/\__.__/\_._.__/\___._/\___._/\___._/\__.__/\
                      ___,__,_,__,_,__,_,__,_,.__,_,__,_,__,_,__,_,.__,__
                      |__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_|
                      |__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_|
                      |__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_ _|__|__|__|_|

                      _____________(___________________)_
                      _____________________________________________
                      ___(____________________&_____________________)
                      _____._.<>______*_____|_||_|______<>____<\__~
                      (______||||____||||____|_||_|_____||||____//__\\___)
                      ________o_o__o____o____o___o___o___o____o
                      ______o__o___o____o____o____o____o___o____o
                      ____o____o___o____o____o_____o____o___o____o
                      __,__,,__,,__,,__,,__,,__,,__,,__,,_._,
                      _|_____|____|____|____|_____|____|____|____|_____|
                      _|_____|____|____|____|_____|____|____|____|_____|
                      ___'_'____'_'___'_'___'_'____'_'___'_'____'_'__'_'____'_'

                      Twas the first week of Secret Santa
                      and all through the board
                      Waves of delight could be felt
                      as elves were given their chores.

                      Some came out right away
                      to tease and play
                      Others prefer to be coy
                      Waiting for the right time to spread Christmas Joy

                      The giftees were all sleeping
                      of gifts they are dreaming
                      As elves were busy scheming
                      of new ways they could be teasing

                      My poetry is not the best
                      But with stick art there is no contest
                      So I present to you
                      A SS poem and a stick art for you.
                      ___._/> I don't suffer from insanity.. I enjoy every
                      ____/ minute of it! Member stick horse art lovers
                      ';;;;;;; clique
                      //__\\<-- Don't feed the llama!

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                      • TimeFirstRound.....Your ELF is here!

                        Poetry I am bad at,
                        but gifting is my game
                        I love the way your fellow sounds
                        I had one of the same!

                        So its time to get out shopping
                        a shopping fiend am I
                        To fill your stocking wisely
                        Now I'm out of rhyme!

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                        • murphy's mom!

                          Holiday Gangsta Poem for Murphy's Mom

                          Yo, here in the hood all covered with snow
                          I'm chillin with the other elves, ready to go.

                          We're workin Santa's ride, all sleek and shiny,
                          So don't give me no *(( or I'll get North Pole Gangsta on your hiney.

                          I'm all for Murphy's Mom runnin' with her posse of pets
                          Hosses, dogs, bunnies, yo, I'm takin bets,

                          That on Christmas she'll be smilin when she gets this gift,
                          From her North Pole elf, yo, where there aint no rift

                          Between East Coast, West Coast, or any place at all
                          Cuz my job's makin smiles, so Merry Christmas to y'all.

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                          • I have an elf! I have an elf!

                            Just got a PM from he/she/it

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                            • Merry XMass LovetoJump. I might not be good at poetry. But I'm real good at shopping, wraping and delivering all sorts of goodies. WoHoo I got my giftie

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                              • to: Elf.89

                                Originally posted by Elf.89 View Post
                                Merry XMass LovetoJump. I might not be good at poetry. But I'm real good at shopping, wraping and delivering all sorts of goodies. WoHoo I got my giftie
                                To Elf.89
                                A new friend of mine

                                I can hardly believe that you are thinking of me!
                                I am so excited, I think I will put up my tree.

                                I can't tell you , really, I am overflowing with glee!
                                Something from an elf, intended for me.

                                My oh my, how lucky I be!!!!

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                                • YIPEE!

                                  Originally posted by JenRose's Christmas Elf View Post
                                  THE WISHFUL ELF

                                  There once was an elf, named Elmer you see
                                  Who had just one wish--to sit on Santas knee

                                  Just to tell him that year what he wanted for Christmas
                                  For as an elf he was always filling other peoples wishes

                                  The elf didnt dare voice his wishes and sound needy
                                  He didnt want Santa to think he was greedy

                                  So Elmer, the elf took a long walk one day
                                  To think about this and to just get away

                                  From the every day hustle and bustle around there
                                  As each elf worked hard to do there share

                                  When he returned, he saw Santa sitting down
                                  At a big table full with toys all abound

                                  "Elmer", he heard from a voice over there
                                  "Come here little elf I have something to share"

                                  The little elf listened and walked over to St Nick
                                  With little legs shaking he had to think quick

                                  What was Santa going to tell him
                                  Just what would he say

                                  The little elf wondered and stared at the man in dismay
                                  As Santa reached out and these words he did say

                                  "You are a wonderful elf, and each are precious to me"
                                  And with that he reached down and sat the elf on his knee

                                  Santa then pulled something from a bag close by
                                  He handed it to Elmer who began to cry

                                  "Elmer" he said, with such love and conviction
                                  "You help me each day and with no conditions"

                                  "This is for you, you didnt need to ask"
                                  For Santa knows all, and sees through any mask

                                  Christmas is about love and living
                                  but you my little elf have done tons of giving

                                  It is your turn to have what you wanted this year
                                  And on Elmers face a proud, loving smile did appear!

                                  ----------------------------------
                                  Just checking in Jen to let you know that plans are being made, from this elf to you, to put a smile on your face and maybe tease you with a clue.
                                  THANK YOU Dear Elf!! I am so excited & you made my morning! I also loved the ecard you sent yesterday. You rock!
                                  Animals are not disposable!!!
                                  http://www.pawsnela.org

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                                  • I have an elf!! I have an elf!!!
                                    I am just beside myself!

                                    What a really joyous way
                                    to start this long election day!

                                    My poetry is not that great,
                                    but for your PM I can hardly wait!
                                    Rhythm the perfect OTTB;Spock the will-be perfect OTTB;Mia the Arab/appendix COTH giveaway

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                                    • I am here elf!! My home computer is having difficulties....but...who wants to work when they have an elf!!!

                                      The new mare is doing well...shes off to boot camp for the month to help her learn some ground rules and help ME remember how to train an OTTB!!

                                      And...she is so small, NOTHING I have fits her!!! All of Rudys clothes are so huge on her! Even his front boots slide right down her legs!

                                      She is dark bay, no white at all and very petite. So far, I have chosen hunter green for her color. Shes learning about treats...seems to be figuring out that when Mom comes to see her, there's always something good in her pocket!

                                      Thank you elf!!! I so love this time of the year!!!!
                                      Never Ride Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly
                                      Way Back Texas~04/20/90-09/17/08
                                      Green Alligator "Captain"

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                                      • oh elf, where are you? no word yet!

                                        I've contacted my giftee...and the shopping is well underway
                                        ~Drafties Clique~Sprite's Mom~ASB-loving eventer~
                                        www.gianthorse.photoreflect.com ~ http://photobucket.com/albums/v692/tarheelmd07/

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                                        • Ok Lesson Junkie...I'm afraid your elf is not very good with poems....but here goes...

                                          Time to start shopping
                                          And some ideas are eye popping!
                                          I may need some more help
                                          I see you have three at home
                                          And a nice farm to call your own
                                          Your Elf is very busy
                                          So dont get in a tissy

                                          Ok...thats all I got....

                                          Ok...do you like books, art, chocolates? Do you have a saddle pad fetish? Nice hand lotions?

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