2008 SECRET SANTA THREAD--Last call for suspected grinched folks

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TraksRuleDutchDrool

Working Hunter

Join Date: Sep. 11, 2007

Posts: 157
#301

Nov. 3, 2008, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by Olive the Other Reindeer View Post

I have to apologize in advance, my wit is not the equal to my rhyming. So instead, I will present: Santa's Littlest LolSpeak!

Wud You Lik a Prezent?

To Make U Lok Like Dis?

N Dis?

I Promiz I no be "grinch" eng you!

And all gifz be in good taste!

So mah questin iz: Do u lik coffeez? Do u lik thingz made of string? Do ur kittez like teh catnipz?

Oh I do hopz u do not hatz teh lolcatz!

LOL!! Thanks for the entertainment while we patiently wait...and work
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Buffyblue

Grand Prix

Join Date: Jan. 5, 2003

Posts: 3509

Location: New York/New Jersey
#302

Nov. 3, 2008, 05:46 PM

I can has Elf? No Elf for me yet! I sad. :-(

She wasn't running away with me, I just couldn't stop her!
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dressagetraks

Schoolmaster

Join Date: Jun. 18, 2007

Posts: 6115
#303

Nov. 3, 2008, 05:50 PM

Still waiting here, too. Sigh. I've notified my giftee and have an awesome gift idea hopefully in the works, though.

Anybody out there for me?

As an aside, does it amuse anybody else that all of the Elf and SS names are "greenies?"
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Buffyblue

Grand Prix

Join Date: Jan. 5, 2003

Posts: 3509

Location: New York/New Jersey
#304

Nov. 3, 2008, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by dressagetraks View Post

Still waiting here, too. Sigh. I've notified my giftee and have an awesome gift idea hopefully in the works, though.

Anybody out there for me?

As an aside, does it amuse anybody else that all of the Elf and SS names are "greenies?"

Yeah I notified my giftee too - and no response there either! I'm clueless what to get her and am chomping at the bit to shop! LOL!

And yes, I noticed the "greenies" too!

She wasn't running away with me, I just couldn't stop her!
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Carrera

Advanced

Join Date: Apr. 4, 2002

Posts: 1222

Location: Ontario
#305

Nov. 3, 2008, 05:58 PM

*sigh* I know exactly what I'm getting my giftee, just waiting on some more info!

www.simplicityweimaraners.ca
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ThatIrishTemper

Working Hunter

Join Date: Sep. 6, 2006

Posts: 330
#306

Nov. 3, 2008, 06:11 PM

Sigh... no elf for me yet and I haven't heard who I'm shopping for yet either!

I can't wait!!!
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ddashaq

Grand Prix

Join Date: Nov. 13, 2005

Posts: 4294

Location: Kentucky
#307

Nov. 3, 2008, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by VCT View Post

*trying to just be patient but have been checking this thread with a ridiculous amount of frequency to see if my elf has checked in*

Ditto that. Making up poems for my giftee does make the time go by though!
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Ms.Mistletoe
#308

Nov. 3, 2008, 06:17 PM

Heheheh

Oh Hoopoe, my lovely giftee
I have already ordered one present for thee

It should be here quite soon
I hope you will think it a boon

And use it to make barn visits the best
during this time of recovery and rest

Of course, there is more to be done
It won't be just this one

And I'm thinking about what else to get
things you maybe haven't dreamed of yet

Something special just for you
I know what you'd like, I think I really do!

And I wont forget your lovely Jaybird
Tell him no worries, of him this elf has heard

I have something special in mind for such a great awesome steed
It will be helpful and I hope it will inspire only cute equine greed!
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QuzqosMa SS
#309

Nov. 3, 2008, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by Buffyblue View Post

Yeah I notified my giftee too - and no response there either! I'm clueless what to get her and am chomping at the bit to shop! LOL!

And yes, I noticed the "greenies" too!

My giftee has not shown up either
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Iron Horse Farm

Grand Prix

Join Date: Apr. 29, 2005

Posts: 3206

Location: Paris, Kentucky
#310

Nov. 3, 2008, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Iron Horse Farm's Elf View Post

Your Elf has arrived
So spread some cheer
You have nothing to fear!

Your wait is over
Off to Dover

I'm like you
I live in a zoo
With many take homes
I never feel alone

So get excited for you
As I have a box or two
To send up to you!!!!!

OMG I have an Elf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holly
www.ironhorsefrm.com
Oldenburg foals and young prospects
LIKE us on Facebook!
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Noctis

Grand Prix

Join Date: May. 9, 2005

Posts: 3611

Location: Chattanooga, Tennessee
#311

Nov. 3, 2008, 06:49 PM

w00t I heard from my elf! But no one for me to elf for yet! *sniff*
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RedMare01

Grand Prix

Join Date: Mar. 4, 2004

Posts: 4166

Location: Louisville, KY
#312

Nov. 3, 2008, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by RedMare01's SS View Post

RedMare, RedMare,
You had better beware!

I am thinking and scheming,
Of what kind of gift will have you beaming

No knick-knacks or leopard prints for you,
Only the best will do

You say something for the horse would be fun,
Is there anything in particular that could be done?

I have some ideas in my head,
hopefully they will be good enough for that mare that is red!

Your elf is here and she will not rest,
She wants your Christmas to be the best!

Yay! I have an elf.

Caitlin

Caitlin
*OMGiH I Loff my Mare* and *My Saddlebred Can Do Anything Your Horse Can Do*
http://community.webshots.com/user/redmare01
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Penthilisea

Grand Prix

Join Date: Sep. 23, 2004

Posts: 2517

Location: Holland Twp., NJ
#313

Nov. 3, 2008, 07:22 PM

PSA

Don't forget to check your new disposable SS email address for your giftee- NOT your usual one.

Do not take anything to heart. Do not hanker after signs of progress. Founder of the Riders with Fibromyalgia clique.
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Tiffany's Elf
#314

Nov. 3, 2008, 08:15 PM

Tiffany!

The fingers are flying,
The ideas are humming,
The elf is buying,
And Christmas is coming!

The first gift is in process, special order, and it will be something Beautiful just for you.

And that's just the first gift . . .

Ho ho ho!
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Elf to Bluehorsesjp
#315

Nov. 3, 2008, 08:28 PM

I'm here

I am here
have no fear.
Elf to Bluehorsesjp
here to make you happy.

I'm a bit confused about what to get
a jumper in western wear.
You say the style is rivets
but the prices of belts you like is outta there.

My rhymes are lame
but with gift giving I have game.
I will figure out what you like
and send it down the Christmas pike.
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An Elf For All Seasons
#316

Nov. 3, 2008, 08:38 PM

Yoo Hoo!!

Originally posted by An Elf For All Seasons View Post

Poetry? Not me.
Making others smile with joy?
Makes my day complete.

Searching your posts now.
Looking for that special "thing"
To make your heart smile.

Hey - maybe Ted and his haiku are on to something!

RTJ - can I call you that for short? I think maybe just maybe you could use some happy in your life - and it looks like the lovely mare is trying to steal your heart. Have you come up with a name for her yet?

Anyhooooo - just wanted to wave from the frozen tundra WAAAAAY up north and let you know my special Elf powers are already hard at work!

Yoo hoo!! RelocatedTXJumper!!! I see you! I know you're out there! (waves frantically) I see you posting about training board...

I haven't seen an update on your new mare anywhere. My only rhyme today. Pathetic.

Let's see if I can improve that one a little:

A box - it sits upon my table
How GREAT would it be if I were able
to put her name upon the label!
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ChocoMare

Schoolmaster

Join Date: Nov. 4, 2003

Posts: 17826

Location: Douglasville, Georgia
Original Poster
#317

Nov. 3, 2008, 09:11 PM

ATTENTION ALL THOSE WHO PM'D ME ABOUT NOT RECEIVING THEIR SS GIFTEE INFO...:

I have PM'd you back and, whenever possible, e-mailed it again. Please check your PMs/e-mail accounts. Another address to add so it doesn't get caught in spam is CHOCOMARE@BELLSOUTH.NET My bad for not letting you know beforehand....slap me with a sticky candy cane

If you're reading this and still haven't received your SS Giftee info OR a PM OR another e-mail, lemme know and I'll get it right back out to ya.

I'm lovin' the poetry!!

<>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.
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Jaideux's Elf!
#318

Nov. 3, 2008, 09:20 PM

Oh Jaideux, Jaideux, where have you gone?
The postman has thrown catalogs onto my lawn.

The mailbox was full and he just couldn't take it,
So he disposed of them after trying to break it.

I know why he's upset but I'm not to blame,
I did it for Santa, he picked you by name.

He gave me your address and said it's my duty,
to pick out the perfect holiday booty.

And I'm going to try as hard as I can,
to make this the best gift in all of the land.

I know you're talented, smart, and quite driven.
So I'll have to match that with a perfect gift given.

I don't want to let Santa down.
He trusted me to make this gift count!

I need more hints to please your taste,
I want to shop soon, there's no time to waste!

The mailman has delivered catalogs 10 days running.
I must order soon before he decides to stop coming.

He hates me I'm sure because now he's stuck,
With all of the horsey booklets clogging his truck.

But never fear good Jaideux, I've got a plan up my sleeve,
It's foolproof and hopefully you'll love what you'll see

I can't wait to hear that you've gotten my signs,
I'm sure the others are sick of reading these lines.

So now I'll go try to be patient still
And hope that tomorrow you'll give me a thrill!

Your Elf
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IveGotRhythm's ELF
#319

Nov. 3, 2008, 09:42 PM

Yoo Hoo, IveGotRhythm...

You elf is finally here
I hope you don't think I'm weird

I have scanned & searched your posts
For ideas on gifts you'll like the most

Please keep an eye out for a special PM
I need more details before I shop on a whim
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sparkle plenty's elf
#320

Nov. 3, 2008, 09:53 PM

So I've started to shop a bit
For things that you will get
I am really trying for
Things you're sure to adore.

But a few more answers this elf needs
To fill your package full of treats.
A pic of your horses and their names
Will ensure a custom gift that I won't name

Man my poetry sucks
Now I'm off to go to ...... starbucks???
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