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  • #81
    Bella - Beelzabub, Bells

    Ned - Neddy of the Head, Nedalicious

    Rose

    [This message was edited by Bells on Dec. 04, 2003 at 10:32 AM.]

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    • #82
      Registered/Show Name: Rhodes Point
      Barn Name: Rhodey

      Nicknames:

      Good - Rhodes, Rhodey-Rhodey, Rhodey Boy, RP, Rhodedendron, Big Buddy, Little Buddy (I call everyone this - who am I, the Skipper?)

      Bad - He is never bad but when I need to address him directly he prefers I call him Rhodes Point.

      Robby

      So I'm a sistah, buy things with cash
      It doesn't mean that all my credit's bad


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      When blood is the beverage of choice, the sharpest fangs feed first.

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      • #83
        Corona: Andalusian TB X
        With a french accent: Mon bebe, which means my baby and also Mon oiseau which means my bird.
        I have no idea why I do call her Mon oiseau because it is not a french term of endearment, however she is grey like a dove, so maybe that has something to do with it.

        Sigfried: Hanoverian TB cross and Lugano Van La Roche clone

        This is one I call Sigi, and sometime Elephant Boy- he is gigantic. I also call him Jolie boy, which means pretty boy or Gros Boy which means fat boy and when he is being adorable: mon bebe.

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        • #84
          Everyone becomes "Cow" or "Almost Alpo" when they're bad. There's no discriminating against them.

          Valley Girl / Paisley is referred to as Pace. Happy Bequest is referred to as Happ or Her Happiness.
          More Than Happy / Pyper is usually just Pyper.

          My kingdom for a horse
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          • #85
            Betsy- Bets, Betsers, Betty Boop, Baby Girl, Boo Bear, Boo, Moo Cow, Crabby Appleton, Chunky Monkey

            Bama- Bamers, Munchie, Munchers, Munchie Man, Baby Boy, Big Boy

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            **Forever South**
            **Bama's Blues** not mine but he's my babyboy!
            **Brinkum's Cross**
            http://community.webshots.com/user/chunkymonkey868

            **Forever South**
            **Bama\'s Blues** not mine but he\'s my babyboy!
            **Brinkum\'s Cross**

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            • #86
              Out of the Blue - Barn name Blue
              (not my fault)

              Good - Bluuuue (it's hard to say this in 2 syllables but I try), sweetie, darling, Mr. Blue, Hey Good lookin',naughty thing (usually when he's giving me the "treats, please" face or scratching his head on me)

              Bad - retard, loser, idiot, moron (all generally said with affection)



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              Blugal

              You never know what kind of obsessive compulsive crazy person you are until another person imitates your behaviour at a three-day. --Gry2Yng

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              • #87
                Jetta -- Jets, Jetbag, Mare, Wide Load
                Piper -- Pee-Pehrr (french accent, don't ask me why... I'm not French, and he's Dutch), Spaz, Stop Kicking Your Stall Before I Come Over There and Do Something You Won't Be Happy With

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                • #88
                  Oh, sigh ... a topic I can identify with!

                  Topper: Toppy, Tops, Top, High Top, Sweet Topadopalous (God knows how one spells that!), Sweetie Top, Snuggie Top...

                  Tigger: Tig, Tiggy, Tiggs, Tiggy Pop, Tiggy Pop Drop, Tiggy Pot Pie, Tiggly Pop, Wiggy, Wigglesworth....

                  Sam: Sammie, Samster, Sambolarama, Sam Man (there's just not much you can do to Sam --which is good, because Sam is a simple kind of horse! )

                  April: Ape, Apie, Apes, Monkey Girl ... but, most often: DON'T BITE ME!!

                  ***** I muck, therefore I am. *****
                  Congratulate me! My CANTER cutie is an honor student at Goofball University!

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                  • #89
                    Joker IV, swiss warmblood:

                    Joke
                    Good Boy
                    Burrito (he was a bit overweight for awhile)

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                    • #90
                      Well, when she's been naughty I can't type the names I call her... Before I bought her I heard someone at her old barn call her a witch!!! This horse had reared with this person while she was riding her... I thought to myself, "How can you call this darling little horse a witch???". Then I bought her and found out she could actually be beyond a witch, !!!! But only when she gets too many calories in her diet...

                      In our more tender moments I have been known to call her: Big Girl (although she is around 14.3), Cherry Belle (when I'm pretending she is a Standardbred), or Ma Cherie (when she's being particularly sweet and good)... Generally she is a very good horse to work around and I love her regardless...

                      Edited to include: Cherry Berry and "Worthless Horse" (inside joke between my horse and I, ! The poor excuse for a person who boards with us has told me that I am a "neglectful" owner and that has made my horse "worthless", so whenever "the boarder" is around I holler "Hey, worthless horse--get in here!" and laugh out loud for her to hear!!! I know--I'm bad!!!! But it feels so good!!!)


                      "Everything looks good until you start to examine it!!!", uttered by me on more than one occasion

                      [This message was edited by Cherry on Dec. 04, 2003 at 11:30 AM.]
                      "Don't blame Hogg or the other teens. The adults are supposed to know better. If only we could find any." ~Tom Nichols, professor of national security affairs at the Naval War College~

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                      • #91
                        I used to have a cute little gelding named Elliot-I swear he had the TINIESt little peeper in the equine community so sadly he was called

                        ElliBelliWhere'sYourWilly

                        Julian has spent that last 2 years of his life thinking his name his LittleSumOfABerch

                        Milo is BigPuppy

                        Polo is now GrumpyOldMan

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                        • #92
                          Oh lets see...

                          Joe - junior, brat, little man, little sh*t, Joseph, little Joe, my son

                          Skip - Skipper, Skippy, Junior, kido, daddy's boy, daddy kid

                          Imagine (Aka Nutmeg) - Queen, mommy's girl, pretty girl,

                          Annie - Princess, missy, Annakin, little lady, brat

                          Member of the Western Clique, Quarter Horse Clique and Stallion Clique

                          Owner of and slave to a small herd - Indio Joe (Paint Stallion), Im A Skip (AppY Gelding), You Cant Imagine (QH mare), and Miss Orphanannie Two (QH mare)

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                          • #93
                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Little Buddy (I call everyone this - who am I, the Skipper?)
                            <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            My boyfriend calls guys younger than him "little dude".

                            I usually call Hektor, Hektor....but it a very annoying high-pitched falsetto. Sometimes I call him "naughtyness". (Remember the Smiths song that starts out "Sweetness") I call Pixie, "Miss Thing" or "Pixie Pie" or "Princess" or OK this is original "Pretty Girl" Pixie's real name is Miss Angel Plaudit. My screen name is not taken from her name.....they come from the same place (the woods).

                            The truth is rarely pure, and never simple. Oscar Wilde
                            The truth is rarely pure, and never simple. Oscar Wilde

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                            • #94
                              Beezer, where does the name Topper come from?

                              The truth is rarely pure, and never simple. Oscar Wilde
                              The truth is rarely pure, and never simple. Oscar Wilde

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                              • #95
                                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by b0rntofly:
                                little fu&lt;ker...yipes.

                                <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                LOL, I call Hektor "you *ucker" but I mean it in a good way.... I rarely cuss, so it really gets him...muhahahahaaa

                                The truth is rarely pure, and never simple. Oscar Wilde
                                The truth is rarely pure, and never simple. Oscar Wilde

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                                • #96
                                  Speedy is Petey and Teeny Weenie. Hee hee - and Madison is Maddie or Mad Hatter. Princess is called Pee Pee because she is SUCH a girl and Pee Pee is a little vulger and so I call her that and I swear she looks at me like OH MOM! But it is all in love. I actually did not call her that originally to mean pee pee but ratehr pea pea because of the Princess and the Pea story - she is SO a Princess that is why she is called that - it is not her registered name. But she is the sort who would know if a pea were placed under her mattress.

                                  Our cat, Abu is actually Abubearbunnyrabbit behind closed doors and the dog Indiana is IndianJonestheAdventureDog behind closed doors. We are weird.

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                                  • #97
                                    I call the mare I ride "Big Girl" allll the time.

                                    "Come on, Big Girl, let's go for a ride.."

                                    "Hey Big Girl, stop that.."

                                    She's a fatty, but she's not tall by any means (15.1 OTTB mare).

                                    I think she likes it.

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                                    • #98
                                      Registered name: StPr Atlanta
                                      Barn name: Lana, The Redhead
                                      Lately: SPOD (Spawn Of The Devil)

                                      SueCoo & the Redhead (a/k/a "Atlanta")
                                      Life without horses is possible, but pointless......
                                      SueCoo & the Redhead (a/k/a \"Atlanta\")
                                      Life without horses is possible, but pointless......
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                                      • #99
                                        Most horses I deal with get called, at one time or another :

                                        Bubba, poo poo, little dude, PIECEa$HIT! (after stepping on my foot or blatantly ignoring me when I ask to walk into stall, etc), deebadoo, little sweet man, boo boo, spoiled brat

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                                        • We call our 2.5 year old colt "Spanky"

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