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500 things my Horse told me! - Time for some fun!

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  • 500 things my Horse told me! - Time for some fun!

    ALRIGHT.. yall! This is going to be a fun board.
    Our goal is 500 posts. Your job, to post one thing you think your horse would tell you if they could. Make em' funny, make em' heart felt. Make them good.
    You are allowed to post more then once, but let's try to keep from double posting the same thing.
    So without further ado.!.!.!
    500 things my Horse told ME!



    I go first.

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    "Mommy, I know you have other ponies, but" ahem" I am the only HORSE for you"
    Zook Suit Riot- Mustang/Paint Gelding
    Proud member of the KELTON'S Crew
    CousinVinsky-Skinny Vinny JockeyClub/Alydar Grandson.Gelding Chestnut.
    CUnex2zdai- 2008 Buttermilk Buckskin Colt -ABHA/IBHA

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    Dick Turpin's horse was my great (x 3 to the power of 29) grandmother - now stand and deliver those carrots

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    • #3
      "You can always trust me Mom." And my mare means it.

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      • #4
        "Leave me alone--but leave the Peeps!"

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        • #5
          Automatic waterers do not fill fast enough.
          Nina's Story
          Epona Comm on FB

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          • #6
            Beet pulp DOES taste like cardboard. We just eat it to watch your expression.
            Nina's Story
            Epona Comm on FB

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              #7
              " You expect me to eat that.... and wear WHAT!?!"
              Zook Suit Riot- Mustang/Paint Gelding
              Proud member of the KELTON'S Crew
              CousinVinsky-Skinny Vinny JockeyClub/Alydar Grandson.Gelding Chestnut.
              CUnex2zdai- 2008 Buttermilk Buckskin Colt -ABHA/IBHA

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              • #8
                Don't even try to load me in the trailer unless one of my buddies goes in first.

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                • #9
                  You do know I only let you think you're in charge.....don't you??
                  ___._/> I don't suffer from insanity.. I enjoy every
                  ____/ minute of it! Member stick horse art lovers
                  ';;;;;;; clique
                  //__\\<-- Don't feed the llama!

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                  • #10
                    "But I thought green was your favorite color?! Why are your wearing white? You hate white. Here, I'll fix it! PHHHHITTTT AHH-CHOOO!!
                    A poorly fitted saddle hampers both horse and rider.
                    https://www.facebook.com/Talley-Ho-Saddle-Services

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                    • #11
                      "yea, whatever"
                      *We tolerate behaviors in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse.*
                      R.I.P El Salvador*
                      [COLOR="SlateGray"]

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                      • #12
                        No, I am not mad, that is my normal expression.

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                        • #13
                          Yes, I know you bought me so your butt will look smaller.

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                          • #14
                            From the mouths of our ponies:

                            "Feed me, feed me, feed me"!

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                            • #15
                              I am the brains of this operation, just get in your half seat and shut up!
                              Animals are not disposable!!!
                              http://www.pawsnela.org

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                              • #16
                                from my mare...."scratch me nooooow servant lady!! omg I am sooooooo itchy!"

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                                • #17
                                  From my 17 hd horse - "You know that I do realize that I AM bigger than you."

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                                  • #18
                                    From my ponies re: feeding - "wait! That's it!"

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                                    • #19
                                      "Pooping is a stalling tactic, hence why I must poop prior to every ride and every bath."

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                                      • #20
                                        If you kiss me, I will bite your face.
                                        Big Idea Eventing

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