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500 things my Horse told me! - Time for some fun!

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  • #41
    I am focused. . . I am focused. . . I am focused. . . ooooh look, ponies! I love ponies. Can we go say 'hi'?


    • #42
      Daily conversation with 5 year old big goof of a warmblood: "Whatcha doin? Oh, cleaning stalls. Can I help?"

      "No. Move."

      "You are so mean."


      • #43
        The Clyde-X mare as I arrive at dinner time: "Yay, it's the bucket lady!"

        The Percheron mare: "I don't do canter. I do 'mosey.' What's the hurry? Stop and eat the roses."

        <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.


        • #44
          "Mom, if you relax then I'll relax"

          This is what Tazz says to me when I am asking for her to accept the bit but my shoulders are tense. The second I relax my shoulders she reaches for the bit.

          I'll think of a funny one later.
          Katie Ruppel & Yellow Rose Eventing *Website* & *Facebook*
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          • #45
            Bailey: "That's not a puddle....it's a cavernous, horse eating, hole and I'm not going anywhere near it....no, I don't care what you want...I'm not going near it!"
            The greatest gift you can ever give is taking their pain away and making it your own. Wear that pain like a tribute to the love you shared. Laurierace


            • #46
              Retired gelding: "Don't leave... stay with me and scratch my chest and feed me cookies!!! Can't I come back to the house with you and come inside with the other dogs?"

              Pony mare: "I'm HUNGRY!"


              • #47
                The OTTB after she showed her hiney (and teeth and hooves) to the other horses and I tossed a piece of a pine cone in her general direction " You BITCH. You did NOT just throw a pine cone-you are HOW old? UGH, " I swear she rolled her eyes as she sauntered past me, then laid her ears back at Rebel.

                She may not have changed the stars from their courses, but she loved a good man, and she rode good horses….author unknown


                • #48
                  From my CB/TB mare- "You may be intelligent, Mom, but I am wise".

                  From my Perch/CB mare-"Gunshots? Thunder? Fireworks? Strange critters next door? Spooky stuff Mom bought at Dollar Tree to 'bombproof' us? Don't Bug Me...I'm GRAZING!"

                  PS-strange critters=goats


                  • #49
                    From the chestnut mare:

                    "Put the clippers down and no one gets hurt..."
                    "Dogs give and give and give. Cats are the gift that keeps on grifting." –Bradley Trevor Greive


                    • #50
                      From Dancer, bay arabian who HATES water, upon emerging w/great effort from a 2' bank in a pond:

                      "I told you, didn't I?"
                      Never explain yourself to someone who is committed to misunderstanding you.


                      • Original Poster

                        51 and counting !

                        This is coming from my super attached to me gelding who HATES my boyfriend

                        " Mom, I only ran away from him because I wanted to be near you. And I bit him, cause I wanted to see if he tastes as bad as he looks. And I only bumped inton him 'accidentally' with my toosh.... cus you guys were hugging. And Mommy YOU"RE MINE. So..... There! "
                        Zook Suit Riot- Mustang/Paint Gelding
                        Proud member of the KELTON'S Crew
                        CousinVinsky-Skinny Vinny JockeyClub/Alydar Grandson.Gelding Chestnut.
                        CUnex2zdai- 2008 Buttermilk Buckskin Colt -ABHA/IBHA


                        • #52
                          "OMG! Thats really scary! It looks like a dragon! It might eat me! I can't go near that thing! You want me to canter past it?! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! It might EAT me! Oh... you want me to jump it? Okay, that I can do!"

                          My fabulous event horse in action... in reference to this fence:
                          Big Idea Eventing


                          • #53
                            "it's imperitive that we run as fast as we can over that clear stretch of sand in front of us, and we better get started now, quickly quickly quick or else i'm just going to go"


                            • #54
                              "Let me break this down for you. I'm in my twenties and have been to Devon and hunter finals more times than I can count. You've been to about five rated A shows in your whole life.

                              Now, who are we going to trust to get us through this course? That's just what I thought."

                              This when I started to fuss with Ian on a course, instead of just being quiet and letting him do his job
                              Lucy (Precious Star) - 1994 TB mare; happily reunited with her colt Touch the Stars


                              • #55
                                From Tilly: My ears are so NOT back. My face is just forward.


                                • #56
                                  My chestnut TB mare: Don't touch me!

                                  Me: OK, no problem.

                                  CTBM: No...wait. I was just kidding.

                                  Me: OK, no problem (begin to scritch her under her throat, on her shoulder, face, around her ears).

                                  CTBM: Scritch me there...yeeessss!!! And there! And there! Yeeeesssss! No...wait! Don't touch me!

                                  Me: OK, no problem. (stop scritching)

                                  CTBM: Begins to nuzzle my hand....mommy, PLLLEEEAAAASE scritch me...
                                  Whoever said money can't buy happiness never owned a horse.


                                  • #57
                                    oh my word this food is so delicious i have to stuff it all in my mouth right now


                                    • #58
                                      "Oh, God, not you again."

                                      Originally posted by eponacowgirl View Post
                                      If you kiss me, I will bite your face.


                                      • #59
                                        My gray WB gelding:

                                        Mommy...you JUST came out of the "carrot room" with NO CARROTS FOR ME!?! What gives??? GO BACK IN THERE RIGHT NOW AND BRING ME SOME CARROTS...pleeeaaasssee.

                                        My chestnut TB gelding:

                                        Hold on a second, here! How come HE gets carrots and I don't??!!?? I want carrots NOW (stomp!) and I mean NOW! (stomp! stomp!). I'll make a really cute face for you...and maybe give you a kiss...
                                        Whoever said money can't buy happiness never owned a horse.


                                        • #60
                                          "I can still taste that awful supplement. You can't fool me by hiding in the grain".
                                          Moving on doesn't mean you forget about things. It just means you have to accept what happended and continue living.