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  • Naked Man Found Riding Horse Along Blue Ridge Parkway

    From the NPS (National Park Service) morning report:
    Today's Report | Recent Editions
    Monday, May 07, 2012


    INCIDENTS

    Blue Ridge Parkway
    Naked Man Found Riding Horse Along Parkway

    On April 13th, rangers received a report that state police had a man in custody who may have been involved in a possible accident in the area where the parkway crosses over Interstate 77. Upon arriving on scene, rangers learned that a man travelling the parkway drove his vehicle off the road and through a field, eventually striking a fence that parallels I-77. He then decided to take off all his clothes and begin walking. He eventually "commandeered" a horse belonging to a local farmer whose land borders the park and began riding the horse along an adjacent county road. When state and county officers arrived on scene, they saw that the horse was trying to buck off the naked rider. Eventually, the man was thrown from the horse, at which time officers took him into custody. He told the officers that he was under the influence of methedrine. He was taken to a local hospital for mental evaluation; charges are pending and may include horse theft, indecent exposure and public intoxication.
    [Submitted by Bobby D Miller, Plateau District Ranger]

    http://home.nps.gov/applications/mor...port/index.cfm

    I read the Morning Report every weekday - it isn't always as funny as this...
    "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

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    no pictures.....

    aftermath to the full moon?

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    • #3
      Wheeeeeeee
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        #4
        One wonders if he took care to select a mutton-withered horse.
        "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

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          I used to live just off the Blue Ridge Parkway near Blowing Rock.

          Do you know where this happened? It's a long road.
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          • #6
            Ouch. Oweeee. Ouch.
            I tolerate all kinds of animal idiosyncrasies.
            I've found that I don't tolerate people idiosyncrasies as well. - Casey09

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            • #7
              It crosses I-77 near Wytheville, Va, doesn't it?

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                #8
                Look up where the Plateau District is. I'm 3000 miles away, and the only info I've got is from the NPS.
                "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

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                  Originally posted by Pat9 View Post
                  One wonders if he took care to select a mutton-withered horse.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by drmgncolor View Post


                    I used to live just off the Blue Ridge Parkway near Blowing Rock.

                    Do you know where this happened? It's a long road.
                    Originally posted by Oberon13 View Post
                    It crosses I-77 near Wytheville, Va, doesn't it?
                    Yes. Actually nearer Mt. Airy, NC Don't look, Aunt Bea!
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                    • #11
                      Sounds like a choice he might regret when he is not on whatever it was that made he decide to try to ride a bucking horse naked.

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                        #12
                        It was meth. I'm sure he'll regret not having his helmet on.
                        "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Pat9 View Post
                          It was meth. I'm sure he'll regret not having his helmet on.
                          That is not the part of his body I was thinking of being a little too sore....

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                            does anyone else think it's appropriate that the naked man was found near and "Mt. Airy"?
                            I don't mind if you call me a snowflake, 'cause baby, I know a blizzard is coming.

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                              Imagine the self-interview he conducted when he came off his high...where am I (jail). Why have I got horse hair in my crotch?
                              "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

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                                Originally posted by Pat9 View Post
                                Imagine the self-interview he conducted when he came off his high...where am I (jail). Why have I got horse hair in my crotch?

                                he came off the high horse alright!

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                                • #17
                                  The visual....and a big gagamaggot thinking about his gnarly parts!
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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by Pat9 View Post
                                    I'm sure he'll regret not having his helmet on.
                                    There is a photo with a good enough close up to tell if the helmet was still there??
                                    I'm not sure if I grew out of stupid or ran out of brave.

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                                    • #19
                                      Glad I don't have to groom that horse!
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                                      • #20
                                        It gives a new meaning to "bareback riding."

                                        I wonder if he had any tack on this commandeered horse or is he was using the Parelli method?
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