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Stupid, stupid, STUPID...please share your STUPID stories (update on me p. 7)

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  • #61
    Ok, I got one.
    The show was over late at night and we needed to get out of there early the next morning. We started packing up at sunrise and I was half asleep and just wanted to get home.
    I went to get my mare out of her stall and she stepped on the top of my foot and would.not.get.off. I was wearing those slip on boat shoes and she was standing on bare flesh.
    I woke the Culpepper show grounds up with my screaming. My mare thought it was awesome. She was a perfect horse other than a habit of stepping on my feet on purpose. I was always careful to wear boots around her, but I forgot that day and she got me.
    Amazingly, all I lost were a couple of toe nails.

    I hope you feel better soon!
    You are what you dare.

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Jane Honda View Post
      he popped over it with much enthusiasm and ran that stick up my right nose hole. I bent back in mid air and when he landed I bent forward again. The stick went up my left nose hole and came out my cheek.
      Good GOD!

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      • #63
        Finished a long jumping lesson, complicated excercises up around 3'6", exhausted. So I figure horse would like to go outside and graze on the spring grass.

        I shuck the helmet and tall boots in favor of a bare head, complete with helmet hair, and a pair of really cute backless, wedgie clogs.

        So I stand there with my back to the horse on the side of a hill gossiping with a couple of friends, horse was exhausted, right?

        Apparently not. Dog and kid come flying around the corner and a frisbee hits an oil barrel trash can right behind horse. Horse goes straight up and over the top of me. They claim I did a complete somersault down the hill, landed backwards on my arm breaking it. Cracked my head pretty good too.

        After a bit, I drove myself to the nearby ER thinking it was just a sprain. There was a 40+ year old man in the next cubicle. He had been teaching his son to ride a motorcycle, in his shorts, wife beater and flip flops. All he showed him was how to lay the bike down at 35mph and why he should wear more clothes to ride.

        I didn't feel quite so stupid.

        I have also given myself a black eye pulling a saddle down when an iron clonked me in the face. Twice.
        When opportunity knocks it's wearing overalls and looks like work.

        The horse world. Two people. Three opinions.

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          #64
          Man, aren't we a motley, clumsy crew?

          I find I can put some weight on my right foot today without pain, so that gives me hope it is, in fact, not broken. It definitely aches and throbs from time to time, and really gets pissy if I move it side to side at all, but an eency bit of ability to bear weight is promising to me. Ortho appointment tomorrow!

          And I miss my horse. I just got him and adore him--I really want to ride (UGH it's going to be a while before that right foot can go in a stirrup, isn't it?), but I'd settle just to brush and be around him. Boo.

          And I'm still buying him those boot, dammit!
          SA Ferrana Moniet 1988-2011
          CP Trilogy 2002-2015
          My bloggity blog: Hobby Horse: Adventures of the Perpetual Newbie

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          • #65
            Sheesh, now you all left me wondering when karma is going to get me. I had my share of getting stepped on, bit and head butted by not paying attention to the extremely food oriented horses, but i haven't had a serious injury yet. I've been knocked against the wall a couple times but that was because I wasn't quick enough to get of the way of the silly hose who thinks the stable gate is going to eat him (I've managed to get him to STOP before he lunges in by swinging the end of the lead rope in front of his face, but I still need to keep my eyes on him every.single.second. until we're both in).

            I've ignored petty much every safety barn rule and somehow have yet to have a close encounter with a horse's back hooves. But I do have a remarkably quiet horse, when he's in the barn, anyway. I can grab boots, measuring tape or whatever piece of horsey or non-horsey object next to him without any warning and he'll just sniff it to see its edible, then carry on with whatever he was doing EXCEPT for the detangler spray. He hates getting wet anywhere and the noise the spray makes also scares him. Luckily he's such a sweet natured boy that he will just try to move away from me whenever I'm holding the evil thing and try to guilt me into stopping it with a hurtful look
            Yes, I smell like a horse. No, I don't consider that to be a problem.

            Originally posted by DottieHQ
            You're just jealous because you lack my extensive koalafications.

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            • #66
              A few years ago, when spring was finally firmly in place, I decided to move the outdoor jumps out of storage and back into the outdoor arena.

              I filled the back of the gator with a load of standards and rails, placing the rails across and on top of the bed right behind the seats with the standards behind them to keep them from rolling out.

              I totally forgot how wide I was with the rails across the back, and only opened one side of gate, and left the other side locked. As I was driving through, one of the rails caught on the gate but I didn't notice it. The locked gate pushed it back as far as it would go until the standards caught it and it sprung forward with great force, clocking me in the back of the head. HARD. Knocked me out.

              Sometimes I think I shouldn't be allowed out of bed without a helmet on my head.
              "Aye God, Woodrow..."

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              • #67
                Ouch...........but we all do stupid things so I'll share:

                Happened a long time ago now, but I still have a large scar running down from my elbow to remind me! My mare was just coming back after hock surgery and it was to be my first walk sitting on her. I brought her into the arena, and she started acting up and getting all exited at the other horses all trotting around.

                So did I say to myself "hmmmmm this is probably not the best time to get on her".....nope, without even batting an eye I got into the saddle and walked about 5 steps when I felt her building underneath me. At that point it dawned on me that I better go into the middle of the ring and get off! Too late........a few rodeo bucks complete with twisting and off I came. Landed on the outside of my elbow and felt and heard it give.

                Result........a crushed radial head and a plate and 6 screws and 3 months with no riding at all. Lesson learnt!
                Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Long Spot View Post
                  ...
                  I filled the back of the gator with a load of standards and rails, placing the rails across and on top of the bed right behind the seats with the standards behind them to keep them from rolling out.

                  I totally forgot how wide I was with the rails across the back, and only opened one side of gate, and left the other side locked. As I was driving through, one of the rails caught on the gate but I didn't notice it. The locked gate pushed it back as far as it would go until the standards caught it and it sprung forward with great force, clocking me in the back of the head. HARD. Knocked me out.
                  ROFLMAO. Least the gator didn't run over you as you fell out

                  Reminds me of the time I swung around to say something while carrying a jump pole horizontally and knocked the person beside me right into the ring fence face first. Broke her nose.

                  And they wonder why we keep saying to have INSURANCE.
                  When opportunity knocks it's wearing overalls and looks like work.

                  The horse world. Two people. Three opinions.

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                  • #69
                    Ouch - I have an almost stupid moment to share...when my mom was young, she used to leap out of a tree on to her ponys back and go riding. Fast forward to when she is in her 40s and we were working on the barn shelter area we had for out horses. I looked over to see her standing on the edge of the shed roof looking intently at her arab below, I reallized that she really truely was planning on leaping off the roof onto her completely unadorned horse. It is rare that the child chastises the parent but I think we thwarted disaster that day.

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                    • #70
                      When I was in high school I was once trying to catch a small, grumpy, old pony who got loose in the yard.

                      Now I did actually have brain cells at the time, but I was chasing him from behind anyway because I thought "he's so small - what could it hurt?" (famous last words)

                      Well I'll tell you what could hurt: being double barrelled in the ass by said grumpy pony who does not think I am amusing.

                      Luckily I realized he was about to kick me and turned to try and run away - thus taking his hooves in my backside. It really hurt, but was also REALLY funny.

                      I probably wouldn't have been laughing if he had kicked me in my lady parts!

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                      • #71
                        Let me count the ways I've been stupid...

                        Starting when I was about 9:

                        Running my pony across a field, trying to emulate National Velvet. Pony slipped in wet grass and skidded with me on her, fetching my bare head up against one of the posts that made up the bucking machine. I lost a few brain cells to that one.

                        At around 16 (there are a few more between these two that I don't remember, for obvious reasons) was at a barrel race by myself, and had my young horse tied to the trailer. Came around the end of the trailer whistling to myself and had no idea what happened after that. Heard later that he caught me right in the gut with both hind hooves. Fortunately had on one of those big-assed belt buckles we all wore in those days, and while it cracked in two, it also probably saved my spleen.

                        Riding a young horse for about the fifth or sixth time, and something got after him - a horsefly? Or just his own stupid brain? Anyway, I stuck on for about the first few bucks, but finally lost it. Unfortunately I picked right about when he passed the big manure pile to lose it and guess where I ended up headfirst? At least it was a soft landing for once.

                        Jumping my old barrel horse (who would do anything and had less sense than I did) off the side of our pond into the water. There was about a 6' dropoff into about 20' of water. He had no mane, and I was bareback, of course. He leapt about 10 feet out into the water and went in like a hippo, and I slid off and under his legs. I don't know how I escaped serious injury that day as he swam over the top of me with legs a'churnin'. I'm embarrassed to say I was in my 20's for that one.

                        Oh yeah, and I ride dressage now, and ALWAYS wear a helmet, so I'm "safe." The other day I was riding my young and rather hot OTTB deep in the woods (about 2 hours in by horseback) when he smelled some hogs. Did he dump me? Oh no, he PLANTED me. But I was NOT going to walk back, so in spite of that I retained my reins and managed to tweak my shoulder. And then ended up walking most of the way anyway because it hurt too much to ride his jigging self. But he's REALLY pretty!

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                        • #72
                          Laruffian, I'm am sorry for your injury but so glad you started this thread. We are after all human! We all do stupid things but rarely like to admit them.

                          My first job galloping in Ireland. Gone were the days of grooms and hotwalkers. Oh and leg ups! I show up in polished everything and I'm sure the lads were like, "oh yeah". Quick groom and then tack and out. I was of course slow as a wet week and someone always had to hang behind to give American prima Donna a leg up. The next day I'm guessing I grew tiresome as I came out of the barn last again and no one to give me a leg up. Since everyone jumps on the horses here I figured I could put my foot in the iron and climb aboard. Wrong! Just about to swing leg over and the 17 hand Chaser decides Woo Hoo! He takes off at warp speed across pavement. I am laying over desperately trying to hang on while also trying to climb on. Not gonna happen and Other stirrup is banging me in the face. Finally get to grass and decide to fling myself. Ended up doing a belly flop and skidding quite a good distance in front of my new boss. Thankfully he laughed, well couldn't stop laughing. The lads and I had a good laugh too. Someone was always around after that. I was bruised mentally and physically but it could have been worse. The other yards I've been in have mounting blocks. Great stuff.

                          I've had the knee to face more than once, seriously? I also one time (in Ireland of course) went into the edge of a field after my GSD puppy. Didn't know what slurry was or that it gets spread on grass. Went to turn horse and bam, legs just slipped out from under him. That hurt and all of us stunk.

                          Trying to teach baby to lead. She was a demon. Refused to walk when you put on a halter. Pure stubbornness I had never seen in a baby. So used to cradle her as you do til the get the picture. This day was going well and I was yapping with a friend not paying attention and filly stepped on the one foot I needed to take a step with. Not only did I get splated, I got run over. Filly was delighted!

                          Close calls with lunge lines alright and other stupid things but if I try and replay them all I will wonder why I even have horses!

                          Terri

                          I have a few others and have been incredibly lucky. But if I tell some of the other ones I will question why I do in fact own horses.
                          COTH, keeping popcorn growers in business for years.

                          "I need your grace to remind me to find my own." Snow Patrol-Chasing Cars. This line reminds me why I have horses.

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                          • #73
                            Oh yeah, ran myself over with the quad.

                            Terri
                            COTH, keeping popcorn growers in business for years.

                            "I need your grace to remind me to find my own." Snow Patrol-Chasing Cars. This line reminds me why I have horses.

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                            • #74
                              I remember another one. My friend had this monstrous manure pile because something happened to the guy who normally took it and she was having trouble finding someone else. So anyway, this sucker was huge, like 20 foot tall easy. I had old fence boards running up from the bottom to the top. I'd get a running start and haul ass up the side of Mount Shitmore and dump the wheelbarrow at the top. Except this one time after a heavy rain when I slipped on a slick board at the top and forgot to let go of the wheelbarrow.
                              The wheelbarrow, all its contents, and myself rolled down the far side of the pile and came to rest in a slurry at the bottom. I had horse apples on my head. Truly one of my finer moments.
                              You are what you dare.

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                              • #75
                                Here's my sprain from the weekend too OP - https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.ph...type=1&theater

                                I feel for you!! Hopefully we'll be back riding soon

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                                • #76
                                  Oh gosh - you poor, stupid people.

                                  The most recent thing I did was go by myself, on the trails, and not get my girth tightened up enough. I changed diagonals up a hill and suddenly my right foot was a lot lower than my other foot, the saddle was slipping and I just could not right it. Horse was keen, forward and I had to stop her and lurch myself unathletically off the wrong side onto the higher ground. Somehow I managed it, and then had to find a log to get onto (she is 17 hands and I'm unable without).
                                  She knew just when the gig was up and was an angel, or I would have had a l-o-n-g walk back to the trailer. Good reason for all that 'stand while I mount you' training.

                                  Once I was all dressed out to go to my Godson's christening when I dashed out to put dressing on a cut on my horse's front foot. So not to get dirty, I bent down and dabbed it on. He cow kicked a fly off his tummy with my head in the way. I went to the Christening with a goose-egg, and luckily not the hospital or morgue.

                                  Let's all learn, ey?
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                                  • #77
                                    Is this a COTH first - when it has not degenerated into a pile on with lectures for how to do everything right?

                                    Hope you are all ok! Despite being normally careful, dumb things still happen to smart people.
                                    Proud member of People Who Hate to Kill Wildlife clique

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                                    • #78
                                      I had a brain fart today and nearly lost my horse.

                                      She can't have much early spring grass. She is on dry lot and too much of the cool weather grass will colic her. So...I've been doing mostly hand grazing her for 5 minutes here and 10 minutes there.

                                      So today I'm getting ready to go to a lesson. Trailer is hooked up and so I'll just throw her rope over her back and let her graze the juicy grass, 6 feet from the trailer while I drop the ramp and put some shavings in the back.

                                      Yeah right. No sooner did I drop the rope over her back and turn around and she takes off. She trots around the pens and beelines down this little alley that leads straight to the road with the fence on the outside being a really gnarly broken down barbed wire fence on the neighboring property. Oh Lord. What have I done? I'm so stoopid! She is either going to get out on the road or filleted in the barbed wire.

                                      She got about halfway to the road and decided to turn around. She is an agile little thing and managed not to get hooked up in the crappy loose falling down BW fence. She finally stopped and had to play squealy face with the gelding in the last pen and let me catch her. Disaster averted. No more "free" grazing for you sister. I will not be that stupid again.

                                      Susan

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                                      • #79
                                        Thankfully havent had too many "boy that was dumb" injuries but one def. changed how I do things -

                                        All of our stalls have stall chains in additions to doors - allows us to do chores without opening/closing doors and lets them hang out in the aisleway when we are in the barn.

                                        One morning we were hustling through chores and I ducked under the chain of the end stall to get the water buckets - well, the horse didn't hear me coming plus was deep in an alfalfa coma so I scared him and he promptly put me right back in the aisle! I was lucky because (1) he didn't get me in the head and (2) my arm was covering my ribs so they were bruised not broken.

                                        Now I always announce my entry into stalls to be sure the horse knows I am there!

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                                        • #80
                                          August 2010! We got back late sunday night from a horse show, kicked horse out, did not unload my car.

                                          So he got a couple of days off, and I went to jump on him Wednesday to keep him going before we left friday for the NEXT horse show.

                                          Had him crossed tied in the tack room, saddled, and basically ready to go, except I realized my helmet was still in my car. So where we cross tie is right beside a garage-door, which was open, with just the metal gate across it. Fine - slipped through the gate, went and got helmet, came back to gate.

                                          Now...Sprout horse was a pretty mellow little dude, and he was just chillin', snoozing in the Xties while he waited for his hapless human to come back so the show could get on the road.

                                          Hapless human (me) gets back to gate, is off in another world in her own mind, slips in (right by his hip) without thinking to so much as say "hey, Sprout". So as I walk past him, I am between wall and him and my elbow brushes against his belly on the way by.

                                          He leapt in the air and fired so hard and fast I didn't know WHAT hit me. Cow-kicked me on the front/outside of my calf, just below my knee. I shrieked and Sprout did a double take. His whole expression read "Holy shit, I kicked mom!"

                                          I've actually never seen a sorrier looking horse. Leg went immediately red/purple. Stuffed it in half chaps and rode anyways, that day and the next, and friday too.

                                          Luckily, I managed (just barely) to get my field boots on for the horse show.

                                          The leg started out purple where he connected, and got worse and worse - mostly black, all the way down to my ankle, and even the bottom of my foot.

                                          A couple weeks (and two more horse shows, the last of which he was over all high point) later I bothered to go in and get it looked at. I was pretty well positive it was just a hematoma growing, but was heading home for 3 weeks and wanted to make sure. The first thing out of the Doc's mouth was "Can you walk?!"

                                          "Yep! I can ride, too!"

                                          Nothing broken, but there is still a 2 inch wide dent in my leg where the top of his foot connected. Sometimes it even hurts (I'm guessing scar tissues that gets aggravated).

                                          I can't say I mind the dent, though. Lost Sprout to colic 5 or so months later. So it is kind of a physical reminder that he existed..

                                          Needless to say, I always say "Hey, horse" now when I walk in to an area with a complacent animal.



                                          In other versions of "utterly stupid", both trainers at the barn lunge with the lunge line wrapped around their hand (and sometimes, ride with the rein wrapped once around too). Reasoning is to be able to hold the horse if (when) it pulls away. When we were teaching my OTTB to lunge, I irritated them to no end because I refused to take a wrap around my hand. I'd rather have to chase the horse down in the arena than lose a hand, thanks. Surely there are better (and safer) ways to deal with that little issue.
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