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Look who's back...our favorite "expert" horse trainer does showmanship too!

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  • Ditto!!
    a 501(c)3 organization helping 501(c)3 equine rescues


    • Originally posted by Hopewell View Post
      OMG! I never heard of her. Boy have I been missing out. Maybe it's supposed to be funny....? The feeding videos were very informative. My favorites are the jumping videos!
      See, I have always wanted to believe that she was a comic genius. I really did..... envisioned some drunken COTHers getting togeher and writing this unbelievably funny crap and making us all have fits over them while they laughed at their prank.

      But it isn't so. *sulk* There are no comic geniuses behind these educational video's-that-should-be-parody.
      It's only one, lone village idiot and her camera person.



      • Originally posted by Mel0309 View Post
        There is a "Hes Tough N Rowdy" a chestnut 1983 gelding - owned by James Stetner out of Quincy WA. So he is 25 years old. Now I feel even worse for him.

        He does have quite a few AQHA points in multiple events including HUS, Eq, Horsemanship, trail, Hunter Hack, and Showmanship. His last AQHA show was in 1994.

        NONE WITH SARA!!!

        So she bought him already trained... so much for and expert!

        Well, James Stetner is probably her dad.


        • Originally posted by J Swan View Post
          At first I thought you wrote "Spink" and then I thought - she's going to need more than a lunge line to get the Spink out of that horse......

          OMG...OMG....I swear that made me almost peed after reading this.

          Two of the most infamous horse people on the planet mentioned so artfully in one post.

          Too much to handle.


          • Thats nice... But you know since they are yours, you could maybe put them in say the comedy category? It really gave us a lot to laugh about and we became aware of your site-maybe an ehow How not to category??!


            • Just watched the "how to put on bell boots" vid. Didn't know the cannon bone went all they way down to the hoof. I'm thinking she meant pastern??

              But who am I??? She's the EXPERT!


              • If she is an "expert horse rider"
                I must be George Morris


                • a little bummed...

                  Now that she's no longer on ehow, where will I turn for a good laugh? Until Sara, I never knew that splint boots could double as shin guards (you know, for all those soccer matches my horse plays).
                  Hunters, Jumpers, & Welsh Ponies
                  All I pay my psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay, and he'll listen to me any day. ~Author Unknown


                  • Maybe Sarah will find another (clueless) do-it-yourself site to host her hilarious vids. Perhaps she's moved on to other ventures? I hope those ventures do NOT involve horses.


                    • my FAVOURITE video is the how to measure a horse in hands...OMG watch that one!!!
                      ~Proud founder of the "Addicted to Lessons" clique~
                      ~Ribbon Ho~


                      • You don't know what you've got till it's gone...

                        It was reassuring to know that whenever I needed a quick pick-me-up, Sarah was just a click or two away... Alas, I can't find her anywhere on the web, not a single video... not on Youtube, via Google, or through the Wayback Machine internet archive...

                        SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE must know how to find her so that those of us who really need a refreshing laugh about measuring horses, putting on bellboots, jumping, and longeing can be satisfied! PLEASE?!?!...


                        • Last night my DD and I sat down and read this entire post...we were LOAO!!!

                          From now on when someone sees one of these videos can you try to download it so we can have an archive? We were really disappointed that we missed so many of the "classics"

                          The itsy bitsy spider *poof* now my 15.3hh horse is a 12hh pony is PRICELESS!
                          I Loff My Quarter Horse & I love Fenway Bartholomule cliques

                          Just somebody with a positive outlook on life...go ahead...hate me for that.


                          • Originally posted by equineartworks View Post
                            The itsy bitsy spider *poof* now my 15.3hh horse is a 12hh pony is PRICELESS!
                            Hah! Now we know where Don McCaig learned to measure horses!

                            (See Rhett Butler's People where the author has Rhett riding a 12hh stallion)
                            I'm not ignoring the rules. I'm interpreting the rules. Tamal, The Great British Baking Show